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Let's go!

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[ Tanaka laughs]

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[ Cheers and applause ]

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♪♪

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Nate:
How are you doing?

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[ Laughter ]

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This harness is really cutting
off circulation to my balls,

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so if someone could please
get me down, I'd appreciate --

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Whoa!
[ Horn honks ]

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Oh! Get me down!
[ Horn honks ]

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Get me down!

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Get me a ladder
or something!

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Put the ladder down!

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Wait, wait.

15
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What the [Horn honks]
is this show?

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[ Gong rings ]

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Oh, yeah.

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The old pie in the face gag.

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Ultimate humiliation.

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The suit's kind of doing
that already.

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Ohhh, no.

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[ Laughter ]

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Ha ha.

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What'd he say?I think he said "leech" --

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Oh, baby.
There's leeches on your face.

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Then get them off!
Take them off! Take them off!

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Me?
Yeah.

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Are you sure?Yes.

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[ Screams ]
Ooh.

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[ Horn honks ]

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[ Laughter ]

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[ Screams ]

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[ Horn honking ]

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Alright.
Humiliation endured, right?

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Stupid American family.

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People of Japan, listen to me,
please.

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Our daughter has been missing
for over a year.

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Her name's Delilah --
What? What?Shh, shh, shh! No, no!

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You have to respect the game.
We have to earn time.

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I earned it by having leeches
on my face.

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[ Gong rings ]

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[ Buzzer ]

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Come on.

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[ Cheers and applause ]

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♪♪

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Hey,
I'm still harnessed here.

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Ah [Horn honks]

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Ah! [ Horn honks ]

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[ Man singing in Japanese ]

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♪♪

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[ Distorted music plays ]

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[ Static ]

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Oh, milk it!

54
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Oh, yes.

55
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Japanese cow
schoolgirl power!

56
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Yeah, I think I finally
found something I'm good at.

57
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And I don't think
I'm allergic to cats anymore.

58
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Yeah.

59
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Baby, I'm so sorry.

60
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Babe, this is what
we signed up for, okay?

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Ohh!

62
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God!

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[ Laughter ]

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Oh, my God.

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Why would you pick
pots and pans?

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Because I thought I was
picking things to take home.

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Ohh,
we have pots and pans.

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No, those are cast iron.

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We have the non-stick
imitation kind.

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These are so much better.

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[ Gong rings ]Before I do this,

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I want you to remember how much
interest I take in your hobbies.

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I know, baby, and that's why
I love you so much.

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Come on.

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That's a...

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Why would you choose
a bowling ball?

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Because
you love bowling.

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I always thought you wanted
to get your own ball.

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Oh, God.

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Please say the last thing
is a pillow.

81
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But we have pillows.

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What is it?

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Okay, baby.
It is gonna hurt real bad.

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What is it?

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It's a microwave.

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Why would you pick
a microwave?!

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Because you know that little
nook in the kitchen

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right in the corner,
the one we have that sticks out,

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and this one will go perfectly
in that little area.

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The big one has worked fine
for 16 years!

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Well, obviously,
we'll take the cash.

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[ Cheers and applause ]

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Ow!

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Bucket's full.

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-Drink.
-Drink the milk.

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Come on. Drink the milk.
Drink a lot!

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[ Groaning ]

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Oh, oh, the milk!

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It's so hot!

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I thought this came
from a fake cow.

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Ugh.

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We really shouldn't
drink other species' milk.

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Unless after Bozosan's

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chocolate cake-flavor
shrimp chips.

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Bozosan's chocolate-flavor
shrimp chips.

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Moo!

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I'm done!

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[ Cheers and applause ]

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Jared,
talk about your sister!

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What?
Talk about your sister.

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Jared.
Sister.

112
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What are you doing?

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Keep flossing, Jared-o.

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Nate:
Stop flossing, Jared-o.

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Stop flossing and talk
about your [Horn honks] sister!

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I can't.
Everyone loves it.

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Time's up!

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Let's go!

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[ Announcers speak Japanese ]

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I can't do it.
I can't do it.

121
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I'm not gonna touch
another man's penis.

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Hai.

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Have you never touched a penis
you didn't want to?

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No, never.

125
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Mom, please.

126
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It's just 12 penises.

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♪♪

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[ Speaks Japanese ]

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with Bozosan's Bitcoin-flavored
shrimp chips.

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Number one for tech nerds
and human traffickers.

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Welcome back
to the show.

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Now for the most American
show host ever.

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Please welcome
Johnny Meatballs.

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[ Cheers and applause ]

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♪♪

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[ Laughter ]

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[ Speaks Japanese ]

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[ Sighs ]

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I'll go on first.

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Ha ha,
Abbott and Costello.

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[ Laughter ]

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Mr. Baseball!
Tom Selleck!

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I'm not understanding
this game at all.

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You think I get it?

145
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I think he's gonna
ask us questions.

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We answer truthfully.

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[ Cheers and applause ]

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[ Gong rings ]

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Uh...

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What?

151
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39.
Don't cheat.

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I'm 39 years old.

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I don't know.
It doesn't seem right.

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Yes.

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Why would you say that?

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No lie.

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[ Cheers and applause ]

158
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Okay, okay.

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American sweetheart
Brittany Spears-u.

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Or American Big Mac
cheeseburger.

161
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Ooh.

162
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Yeah. Americans eat more
than fish and rice. Cool.

163
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Britney Spears.

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[ Gasps ]

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[ Speaks Japanese ]

166
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[ Audience "Aww's" ]

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Me?
Yes.

168
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Oh, uh, I don't -- I don't --
I don't -- what is...

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Pick a name
for the dog.

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Bandit.
No. I don't like that.

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I -- Spot.

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No, hold on.
It's Band-- Bandit was better.

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I want Bandit.
Let's go with Bandit.

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[ Dog barks]

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Uh-oh.

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[ Conversing in Japanese ]

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♪♪

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[ Roars ]

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Did -- Did we win?

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How much time
did we win?

181
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Hold on. So the dog's name
was actually Spot,

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which means she lies.

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That is a lie.

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And also, don't you just have to
answer yes or no on polygraphs?

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Isn't that how it works?

186
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[ Cheers and applause ]

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Yes.

188
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She has. Yes, thank you
for bringing that up.

189
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That's why we're here.

190
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Great.
Fantastic.

191
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Awesome.

192
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Yeah?

193
00:11:13,051 --> 00:11:14,052
Wait. What?

194
00:11:22,233 --> 00:11:23,959
Uh...

195
00:11:23,993 --> 00:11:25,995
Geez, uh...

196
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Wasn't anybody's fault.

197
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How come I can't get an easy one
like name a [Horn honks] dog?

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No.
I -- No.

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What are you doing?
Answer him.

200
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I don't want to.

201
00:11:56,267 --> 00:11:57,751
30 seconds? Come on.
Let's go.

202
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The price isright. Let's go.
What's the big deal?

203
00:12:02,031 --> 00:12:03,757
Yes.

204
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Okay.
Fine.

205
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Fine.
It's my fault.

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Sure.
Yeah.

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00:12:13,111 --> 00:12:16,011
Out of the three of us, yeah.
It's me.

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He lie! Lie! Lie!
Lie! Lie! Ooh!

209
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Oh!

210
00:12:30,922 --> 00:12:32,234
I didn't lie.
I didn't lie.

211
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Ow!

212
00:12:39,413 --> 00:12:41,899
[ Buzzer ]

213
00:12:41,933 --> 00:12:43,486
So hold on.
Does that mean...

214
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you think it was my fault?

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No.

216
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And I tell you
once again...

217
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he lie.
[ Buzzer ]

218
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So obviously you think
it's my fault.

219
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I --
Oh, you don't think
it's his fault, do you?

220
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You're hooked up
to a lie detector right now.

221
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A lie detector needs to have
contact with your skin, okay?

222
00:13:00,400 --> 00:13:02,057
Most of these cords
aren't even plugged in,

223
00:13:02,091 --> 00:13:03,610
and even if they were...
[Alarm beeping]

224
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this thing thinks you're 39.

225
00:13:05,405 --> 00:13:08,477
Tanaka: Jared believes
his mother when she say she 39.

226
00:13:08,511 --> 00:13:10,203
Obviously, she's not 39.

227
00:13:10,237 --> 00:13:11,583
Robin: Okay.
Okay.

228
00:13:11,618 --> 00:13:14,863
So I think there's a lot
of blame to go around.

229
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But mostly on me.I -- Maybe.

230
00:13:17,658 --> 00:13:19,212
No.
Yes.

231
00:13:19,246 --> 00:13:20,834
I don't know.
I don't know.

232
00:13:20,869 --> 00:13:22,560
All I know is that
when I went away

233
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on a fishing trip
in Alaska --

234
00:13:23,664 --> 00:13:26,426
Tanaka: He caught crabs.

235
00:13:26,460 --> 00:13:27,841
I caught hake.
Oh.

236
00:13:27,876 --> 00:13:30,499
Okay? All I know is that
three days later,

237
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after I got back,
my daughter was gone.

238
00:13:33,882 --> 00:13:34,917
Robin: So you do think
it's my fault?

239
00:13:34,952 --> 00:13:36,091
How is it my fault?I don't know.

240
00:13:36,125 --> 00:13:37,575
Maybe you not being there
for us.

241
00:13:37,609 --> 00:13:39,473
I went away
to provide for us.

242
00:13:39,508 --> 00:13:41,130
You abandoned us.

243
00:13:41,165 --> 00:13:42,166
For money.

244
00:13:42,200 --> 00:13:45,514
Tanaka: Classic American
capitalist destruction.

245
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They will rebound.
Maybe!

246
00:13:50,588 --> 00:13:52,659
[ Laughter ]

247
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Whoo!

248
00:13:54,212 --> 00:13:58,976
♪♪

249
00:14:01,392 --> 00:14:03,601
Hey, hey, hey!
Bad mother shrimp chips!

250
00:14:03,635 --> 00:14:05,983
Ooh, yeah! Bad mama!

251
00:14:06,017 --> 00:14:07,916
Ooh, yeah! Bad mama!

252
00:14:07,950 --> 00:14:09,538
Mmm, yummy.

253
00:14:09,572 --> 00:14:11,505
[ Woman speaks Japanese ]

254
00:14:11,540 --> 00:14:14,957
♪♪

255
00:14:42,053 --> 00:14:45,056
So I just get my feet bit
by fish?

256
00:14:45,091 --> 00:14:46,333
Sweet.Why didn't I get that one?

257
00:14:48,715 --> 00:14:51,028
I haven't chosen
anything.

258
00:14:54,583 --> 00:14:56,550
Enjoy your box.Thanks.

259
00:14:58,690 --> 00:15:00,382
Yeah?

260
00:15:04,006 --> 00:15:05,249
That's it?
Sure.

261
00:15:05,283 --> 00:15:06,215
Fine.
I can sing.

262
00:15:06,250 --> 00:15:08,010
Yeah.

263
00:15:11,048 --> 00:15:12,014
Of course.
Everybody can do that.

264
00:15:12,049 --> 00:15:13,533
Classic American standard.

265
00:15:13,567 --> 00:15:15,017
Of course, but...

266
00:15:20,747 --> 00:15:22,369
What?

267
00:15:22,404 --> 00:15:24,026
I think I lost something
in the translation.

268
00:15:25,096 --> 00:15:27,271
You're talking about
a hand job?!

269
00:15:27,305 --> 00:15:29,031
No.
Absolutely not.

270
00:15:29,066 --> 00:15:30,584
No.

271
00:15:32,621 --> 00:15:34,519
Yes, I would, but...

272
00:15:34,554 --> 00:15:36,280
not on
national television.

273
00:15:40,594 --> 00:15:42,010
No.
Nothing to be seen.

274
00:15:42,044 --> 00:15:45,047
I don't care if --
my son is right there.

275
00:15:47,567 --> 00:15:49,086
[ Cheers and applause ]

276
00:15:49,120 --> 00:15:50,535
Nope. Not gonna do it.

277
00:15:50,570 --> 00:15:51,364
Absolutely not.

278
00:15:51,398 --> 00:15:54,539
Nope.
No.

279
00:15:54,574 --> 00:15:57,197
I know my wife, and she's not
gonna go along with this.

280
00:16:05,723 --> 00:16:07,725
Ha ha, well,
joke's on you, pal,

281
00:16:07,759 --> 00:16:09,761
'cause I've trained
for this my whole life.

282
00:16:09,796 --> 00:16:13,213
There is no way I --
Why are you using lube?

283
00:16:13,248 --> 00:16:16,561
[ Laughter ]

284
00:16:23,603 --> 00:16:25,674
Please.

285
00:16:25,708 --> 00:16:28,711
♪ Almost heaven

286
00:16:28,746 --> 00:16:30,782
♪ West Virginia

287
00:16:30,817 --> 00:16:33,613
[ Horn honks ]
♪ Blue Ridge Mountains

288
00:16:33,647 --> 00:16:36,167
♪ Shenandoah River

289
00:16:36,202 --> 00:16:37,582
Slow down.

290
00:16:37,617 --> 00:16:41,517
♪ Life is old there,
older than the trees ♪

291
00:16:41,552 --> 00:16:43,036
Baby, seriously.

292
00:16:43,071 --> 00:16:45,418
♪ Younger than
the [Mumbling] ♪

293
00:16:45,452 --> 00:16:47,420
♪ Blowing like a breeze

294
00:16:47,454 --> 00:16:49,767
♪ Country roads ♪ Country roads

295
00:16:49,801 --> 00:16:52,183
♪ Don't use
your fingers now ♪

296
00:16:52,218 --> 00:16:53,426
Come on.
Come on!

297
00:16:53,460 --> 00:16:54,703
♪ To the place --

298
00:16:54,737 --> 00:16:56,463
Not fingers.
What are you doing?!

299
00:16:56,498 --> 00:16:58,086
♪ I belong

300
00:16:58,120 --> 00:16:59,190
Oh, my God.
Now?

301
00:16:59,225 --> 00:17:04,678
[ Mumbling ]

302
00:17:04,713 --> 00:17:06,335
♪ Take me home

303
00:17:06,370 --> 00:17:07,716
No, no.

304
00:17:07,750 --> 00:17:09,338
♪ Country ro--
[ Horn honks ]

305
00:17:09,373 --> 00:17:11,271
[ Horn honks ]

306
00:17:11,306 --> 00:17:14,516
Oh [Horn honks] me.

307
00:17:14,550 --> 00:17:17,415
Yay!

308
00:17:17,450 --> 00:17:18,589
It's everywhere.

309
00:17:18,623 --> 00:17:20,522
[ Laughter ]

310
00:17:20,556 --> 00:17:23,559
Ohh,
why would you do that?

311
00:17:23,594 --> 00:17:27,563
Why would you make me do that
on national television?

312
00:17:31,567 --> 00:17:33,431
It's not okay.

313
00:17:33,466 --> 00:17:34,743
So much shame.

314
00:17:36,262 --> 00:17:37,884
Babe, you enjoyed!

315
00:17:37,918 --> 00:17:43,510
♪♪

316
00:17:43,545 --> 00:17:44,891
Who's in the box?

317
00:17:44,925 --> 00:17:46,134
Who's in the box?

318
00:17:46,168 --> 00:17:47,238
[ Laughs ]

319
00:17:47,273 --> 00:17:48,205
Who's in the box?!

320
00:18:18,442 --> 00:18:20,375
Nate, Nate.
What are you doing? Talk!

321
00:18:20,409 --> 00:18:22,584
[ Mumbles ]

322
00:18:24,655 --> 00:18:26,277
You have to...

323
00:18:26,312 --> 00:18:28,728
Nate!

324
00:18:28,762 --> 00:18:32,283
♪♪

325
00:18:32,318 --> 00:18:35,390
Speak!

326
00:18:35,424 --> 00:18:38,910
I -- you got --

327
00:18:38,945 --> 00:18:40,705
Aaaaah!

328
00:18:40,740 --> 00:18:42,880
Say things
about your daughter!

329
00:18:46,366 --> 00:18:48,748
[ Laughter ]

330
00:18:57,929 --> 00:19:03,314
♪♪

331
00:19:03,349 --> 00:19:08,457
♪♪

332
00:19:11,357 --> 00:19:13,911
So Japan is all you remember
from the past year?

333
00:19:13,945 --> 00:19:16,189
21 minutes out of
an entire year?

334
00:19:16,224 --> 00:19:18,605
Jared: No.
I remember waiting at consulates

335
00:19:18,640 --> 00:19:20,297
and embassies waiting
for phones to ring,

336
00:19:20,331 --> 00:19:23,300
but the game show
really was the highlight.

337
00:19:23,334 --> 00:19:25,405
I can't believe you guys
traveled the world without me.

338
00:19:25,440 --> 00:19:27,959
No, we traveled the world
looking for you, and it sucked.

339
00:19:27,994 --> 00:19:30,307
I missed you so much.I missed you.

340
00:19:30,341 --> 00:19:31,963
You know, you can come back
if you want to.

341
00:19:31,998 --> 00:19:34,000
Why would I want to do that?I don't know.

342
00:19:34,034 --> 00:19:35,933
I just thought that's what
you wanted to hear.

343
00:19:35,967 --> 00:19:37,521
Why don't you
come with me?

344
00:19:37,555 --> 00:19:39,316
Where?

345
00:19:39,350 --> 00:19:40,800
I'm going to Russia next week
to live with Pee Paw.

346
00:19:40,834 --> 00:19:42,457
I don't want to
live in Russia.

347
00:19:42,491 --> 00:19:44,976
Well, I guess I won't be
seeing you then.

348
00:19:51,017 --> 00:19:52,777
So you're never gonna
come back, ever?

349
00:19:52,812 --> 00:19:54,538
Maybe.

350
00:19:54,572 --> 00:19:56,264
Pro-- Probably not.

351
00:19:56,298 --> 00:19:57,782
Just funerals.

352
00:19:57,817 --> 00:20:03,443
♪♪

353
00:20:03,478 --> 00:20:05,238
Guy, rate of play.

354
00:20:05,273 --> 00:20:06,757
Rate of play.

355
00:20:06,791 --> 00:20:08,276
Or let the families
play through.

356
00:20:08,310 --> 00:20:10,243
You've been on this hole
for like an hour.

357
00:20:12,487 --> 00:20:15,386
Your whole family?
Assholes. All of them.

358
00:20:15,421 --> 00:20:18,872
♪♪