1 00:00:01,760 --> 00:00:04,832 [ Up-tempo music playing ] 2 00:00:04,866 --> 00:00:11,287 ♪♪ 3 00:00:11,321 --> 00:00:17,638 ♪♪ 4 00:00:17,672 --> 00:00:19,329 [ Slow music plays ] 5 00:00:19,364 --> 00:00:26,819 ♪♪ 6 00:00:26,854 --> 00:00:28,752 Robin: I'm so happy you're home. 7 00:00:28,787 --> 00:00:30,582 I'm so happy to be home. 8 00:00:30,616 --> 00:00:34,620 ♪♪ 9 00:00:34,655 --> 00:00:36,381 Get in my arms right now! 10 00:00:39,142 --> 00:00:40,730 Oh, my God. 11 00:00:40,764 --> 00:00:41,696 You cut all your hair off. 12 00:00:41,731 --> 00:00:42,870 Yeah, it's fun. 13 00:00:42,904 --> 00:00:44,147 Is it? Eh. 14 00:00:44,182 --> 00:00:46,115 You need a haircut. 15 00:00:46,149 --> 00:00:47,702 What do you think of the posters? 16 00:00:47,737 --> 00:00:49,532 Oh, yeah, great, man. 17 00:00:49,566 --> 00:00:52,604 Looks a little more like Mom than it does Delilah, but yeah. 18 00:00:52,638 --> 00:00:54,261 I was thinking she's been gone for a year, 19 00:00:54,295 --> 00:00:55,676 so she might look a little older. 20 00:00:55,710 --> 00:00:57,229 I'm sure people will see the resemblance. 21 00:00:57,264 --> 00:00:59,576 I mean, I'm just so happy to be home, okay. 22 00:00:59,611 --> 00:01:01,302 And nothing is gonna stop us thi-- 23 00:01:01,337 --> 00:01:02,648 Hey! 24 00:01:02,683 --> 00:01:03,753 -Hey! -Hey, hey. 25 00:01:03,787 --> 00:01:05,410 -Slow your roll. -I'm slow. 26 00:01:05,444 --> 00:01:06,687 Okay, my roll couldn't be slower. 27 00:01:06,721 --> 00:01:09,207 Okay, I'm just saying, every time we charge into a situation, 28 00:01:09,241 --> 00:01:10,656 we end up tripping on our own dick, so... 29 00:01:10,691 --> 00:01:13,176 I'm not gonna trip on anything, all right?Okay. 30 00:01:13,211 --> 00:01:14,764 We're getting the band back together. 31 00:01:14,798 --> 00:01:17,663 Hey, man, um, you're kind of plastering over 32 00:01:17,698 --> 00:01:20,149 the posters my son put up, so, uh... 33 00:01:20,183 --> 00:01:22,116 Missing Delilah is yourband? 34 00:01:22,151 --> 00:01:24,429 Uh, no. M-My child is Delilah. 35 00:01:24,463 --> 00:01:25,637 She's -- She's missing. 36 00:01:25,671 --> 00:01:28,502 But you just said you were getting the band back together. 37 00:01:28,536 --> 00:01:30,297 I did. It's a figure of speech. 38 00:01:30,331 --> 00:01:32,437 Okay, well, where am I supposed to put myband? 39 00:01:32,471 --> 00:01:34,922 Again, it's not a band. 40 00:01:34,956 --> 00:01:36,130 It's a... 41 00:01:36,165 --> 00:01:39,375 My child Delilah, she ran away. 42 00:01:39,409 --> 00:01:43,310 Oh! I thought it was a band. 43 00:01:43,344 --> 00:01:45,139 Yeah, a couple times now. But no. 44 00:01:46,313 --> 00:01:48,177 Hey. 45 00:01:48,211 --> 00:01:48,832 Found her. 46 00:01:48,867 --> 00:01:50,524 Robin: Nate, let it go. 47 00:01:50,558 --> 00:01:52,353 You're tired. You just got home. 48 00:01:52,388 --> 00:01:53,837 Hey, you haven't even seen the place yet. 49 00:01:53,872 --> 00:01:55,253 You're gonna love it. It's small, 50 00:01:55,287 --> 00:01:56,357 but you're gonna love it.Jesus Christ! 51 00:01:56,392 --> 00:01:58,808 -Are you deaf? -What?! 52 00:01:58,842 --> 00:02:00,430 Between the Putt-Putt 53 00:02:00,465 --> 00:02:02,329 and the old folks' home with the unsecured Wi-Fi, 54 00:02:02,363 --> 00:02:04,952 this is prime real estate for band peeps. 55 00:02:04,986 --> 00:02:05,953 [ Stapler clicking ] 56 00:02:05,987 --> 00:02:07,817 You know what? There was a time in my life 57 00:02:07,851 --> 00:02:09,474 when someone like you did something like this, 58 00:02:09,508 --> 00:02:10,889 I would probably break all their teeth. 59 00:02:10,923 --> 00:02:13,374 And their nose. A few ribs. 60 00:02:13,409 --> 00:02:16,343 Geez, no wonder your daughter ran away...Hitler. 61 00:02:16,377 --> 00:02:17,585 [ Stapler clicking ] 62 00:02:17,620 --> 00:02:18,483 Godwin's law. 63 00:02:18,517 --> 00:02:21,486 Ah, see?! She's heard of us, old man! 64 00:02:21,520 --> 00:02:25,179 But, uh, we're actually called Goblin's Slaw. 65 00:02:25,214 --> 00:02:27,595 No, young man, it's Godwin's law. 66 00:02:27,630 --> 00:02:29,494 If a debate goes on long enough, 67 00:02:29,528 --> 00:02:31,358 Hitler is eventually brought up. 68 00:02:31,392 --> 00:02:32,738 Can you just break his jaw so we can leave already? 69 00:02:32,773 --> 00:02:34,533 No, I'm not gonna do that, okay? 70 00:02:34,568 --> 00:02:35,845 You're right, man. 71 00:02:35,879 --> 00:02:38,951 A lot of the reasons why my daughter ran away was my fault. 72 00:02:38,986 --> 00:02:41,713 And I'm trying to make a change. 73 00:02:41,747 --> 00:02:43,439 You're doing great. Doing a great job.Okay, so I'm asking you, 74 00:02:43,473 --> 00:02:45,820 please, just stop doing what you're doing, okay? 75 00:02:45,855 --> 00:02:47,339 No can douche. 76 00:02:47,374 --> 00:02:48,375 [ Screaming ] 77 00:02:48,409 --> 00:02:49,928 [ Laughing ] 78 00:02:49,962 --> 00:02:51,861 Aah! 79 00:02:51,895 --> 00:02:53,449 Why would you do that?! 80 00:02:53,483 --> 00:02:54,243 [ Siren chirps ] 81 00:02:54,277 --> 00:02:57,004 He broke my teeth and my jaw. 82 00:02:57,038 --> 00:02:58,764 Get me out of here! 83 00:02:58,799 --> 00:03:00,387 Get me out of here! 84 00:03:00,421 --> 00:03:01,353 Babe, what do you say when you do the -- 85 00:03:01,388 --> 00:03:02,699 Am I being detained? 86 00:03:02,734 --> 00:03:03,942 Yeah. Hey, am I being detained? 87 00:03:03,976 --> 00:03:05,564 Officer: Yes. Yes, you are. 88 00:03:05,599 --> 00:03:08,257 Oh, shit. 89 00:03:08,291 --> 00:03:11,708 ♪ Somewhere behind the mountains ♪ 90 00:03:11,743 --> 00:03:14,815 ♪ There is a place I'm thinkin' ♪ 91 00:03:14,849 --> 00:03:17,300 [ Distorted music plays ] 92 00:03:19,509 --> 00:03:21,580 [ Telephones ringing ] 93 00:03:21,615 --> 00:03:26,965 ♪♪ 94 00:03:26,999 --> 00:03:28,725 What are you in for? 95 00:03:28,760 --> 00:03:30,002 Shitty parents. 96 00:03:31,280 --> 00:03:33,247 Bradshawl: So just to be clear, we're going with 97 00:03:33,282 --> 00:03:36,595 42-year-old man claims 17-year-old boy started it? 98 00:03:36,630 --> 00:03:38,390 He did. He stapled me. 99 00:03:38,425 --> 00:03:40,806 Listen, I get it. Your daughter's dead. 100 00:03:40,841 --> 00:03:42,394 She's not dead. She's missing. 101 00:03:42,429 --> 00:03:44,569 For over a year. Those odds aren't good. 102 00:03:44,603 --> 00:03:46,433 I can't imagine what you're going through. 103 00:03:48,780 --> 00:03:49,988 Let me show you this video we made. 104 00:03:50,022 --> 00:03:51,748 [ Squeaking ] 105 00:03:55,511 --> 00:03:56,926 [ Clacking ] 106 00:03:56,960 --> 00:03:58,479 I think you're gonna like this. 107 00:03:58,514 --> 00:04:00,585 Missing children are kind of my jam. 108 00:04:00,619 --> 00:04:02,552 [ Slow music plays] 109 00:04:02,587 --> 00:04:09,766 ♪♪ 110 00:04:09,801 --> 00:04:11,285 [ Lighter clicking] 111 00:04:13,425 --> 00:04:15,772 I wanted to see the world when I grew up. 112 00:04:15,807 --> 00:04:17,084 I never thought I'd see it 113 00:04:17,118 --> 00:04:18,982 while stuck in a cargo container 114 00:04:19,017 --> 00:04:20,881 on my way to Thailand, 115 00:04:20,915 --> 00:04:25,541 trying not to vomit from the sea of urine and feces. 116 00:04:25,575 --> 00:04:28,095 And I've only been missing for 24 hours, 117 00:04:28,129 --> 00:04:29,752 just like all these girls. 118 00:04:29,786 --> 00:04:31,512 [ Girls sobbing] 119 00:04:31,547 --> 00:04:34,584 My God! Why would you make us watch this? 120 00:04:34,619 --> 00:04:36,897 To press upon you the fact of how important it is 121 00:04:36,931 --> 00:04:38,623 to get your daughter back ASAP. 122 00:04:38,657 --> 00:04:40,349 We already know that. 123 00:04:40,383 --> 00:04:41,453 Well, check this out. 124 00:04:43,490 --> 00:04:44,870 When I was a little girl, 125 00:04:44,905 --> 00:04:46,941 I dreamed of being a famous magician. 126 00:04:46,976 --> 00:04:48,805 I'm been missing 48 hours, 127 00:04:48,840 --> 00:04:52,050 and the only tricks I can do now are the ones I turn... 128 00:04:52,084 --> 00:04:53,638 for heroin. 129 00:04:53,672 --> 00:04:55,640 Oh, come on! 130 00:04:55,674 --> 00:04:56,986 Oh! 131 00:04:58,712 --> 00:04:59,885 That dirty pervert? 132 00:04:59,920 --> 00:05:01,818 Our desk sergeant Barry. 133 00:05:01,853 --> 00:05:04,096 He said he wasn't an actor, but that -- one take. 134 00:05:05,166 --> 00:05:07,721 Tough crowd. All right, here you go. 135 00:05:07,755 --> 00:05:10,517 [ Tape fast-forwards ] I was supposed to have a playdate today. 136 00:05:12,933 --> 00:05:14,555 I'm pretty good at hide-and-seek. 137 00:05:17,524 --> 00:05:20,665 But if you haven't found me after 72 hours, 138 00:05:20,699 --> 00:05:22,391 you'll be seeking me forever. 139 00:05:25,704 --> 00:05:28,397 Jesus Christ, would you turn this off, please?! 140 00:05:28,431 --> 00:05:30,606 Funny story -- the little girl is allergic to corn syrup. 141 00:05:30,640 --> 00:05:32,159 That's what we used to make the blood, 142 00:05:32,193 --> 00:05:33,781 that and a little food coloring. 143 00:05:33,816 --> 00:05:35,369 But you know these stage moms. 144 00:05:35,404 --> 00:05:37,613 "Oh, she'll be fine. It's okay." 145 00:05:37,647 --> 00:05:40,374 I'm gonna tell you again, our daughter is not dead. 146 00:05:40,409 --> 00:05:42,065 We get videos from her all the time. 147 00:05:42,100 --> 00:05:43,619 Bet they're not as good as my videos. 148 00:05:43,653 --> 00:05:44,965 I... 149 00:05:44,999 --> 00:05:46,725 She's living here in Syracuse, 150 00:05:46,760 --> 00:05:48,831 and we need your help to find her, please. 151 00:05:48,865 --> 00:05:50,591 Well, you are in luck. 152 00:05:50,626 --> 00:05:53,422 Because this video has a "tips and tricks" portion. 153 00:05:53,456 --> 00:05:55,734 [ Upbeat music plays, siren wailing] 154 00:05:55,769 --> 00:05:58,185 Tip one -- contact local law enforcement. 155 00:05:58,219 --> 00:06:00,463 All: Syracuse P.D.! 156 00:06:00,498 --> 00:06:01,775 You already did that. Good for you. 157 00:06:01,809 --> 00:06:04,053 Tip two -- fliers work. 158 00:06:04,087 --> 00:06:05,295 Blanket your neighborhood, 159 00:06:05,330 --> 00:06:08,851 'cause chances are somebody saw me with her. 160 00:06:08,885 --> 00:06:10,473 Check -- two for two. 161 00:06:10,508 --> 00:06:12,958 Barry, say hi. Big fans over here. 162 00:06:12,993 --> 00:06:14,304 Hey, folks, how you doing? 163 00:06:14,339 --> 00:06:17,963 Tip three, make sure to always contact family members. 164 00:06:17,998 --> 00:06:21,829 They may be a safe haven for your little runaway. 165 00:06:21,864 --> 00:06:23,106 I'm assuming you did that. 166 00:06:23,141 --> 00:06:24,970 -Of course. -Yeah. 167 00:06:27,076 --> 00:06:28,111 What? 168 00:06:28,146 --> 00:06:29,941 You called your family, right? 169 00:06:29,975 --> 00:06:32,633 You'remy family. There's no one else to call. 170 00:06:32,668 --> 00:06:34,428 What about your mom? 171 00:06:34,463 --> 00:06:36,085 -Hmm? -Did you call your mom? 172 00:06:36,119 --> 00:06:38,881 I searched the globe, okay? 173 00:06:38,915 --> 00:06:41,159 Deserts, tundra, jungle. 174 00:06:41,193 --> 00:06:42,471 Don't forget Japan! 175 00:06:42,505 --> 00:06:44,576 Hey, don't bring up Japan! 176 00:06:44,611 --> 00:06:47,234 Okay, I don't even want to hear the word "Japan." 177 00:06:47,268 --> 00:06:48,649 So shitty. 178 00:06:48,684 --> 00:06:50,582 Please tell me you called your mom. 179 00:06:50,617 --> 00:06:52,032 Did youcall my mom? 180 00:06:52,066 --> 00:06:53,516 Why would I call your mom? She's not my mom. 181 00:06:53,551 --> 00:06:55,104 So you admit you didn't call my mom? 182 00:06:55,138 --> 00:06:56,346 Did you call your mom?! 183 00:06:56,381 --> 00:06:58,866 I didn't have to call my mom because she's a horrible person 184 00:06:58,901 --> 00:07:00,868 and there's no way Delilah would go there. 185 00:07:00,903 --> 00:07:02,870 [ Exhales ] Yeah, I see her. 186 00:07:02,905 --> 00:07:05,597 Little twat pops in at least once a week. 187 00:07:05,632 --> 00:07:08,531 Uses all my hot water and steals my fiber bars. 188 00:07:08,566 --> 00:07:09,981 -Unbelievable. -I know. 189 00:07:10,015 --> 00:07:11,983 Who would want to spend even a second here? 190 00:07:12,017 --> 00:07:14,813 Seriously, everything that comes out of her mouth is an insult. 191 00:07:14,848 --> 00:07:15,849 [ Sighs ] 192 00:07:15,883 --> 00:07:18,058 She must have been so desperate to come here. 193 00:07:19,646 --> 00:07:21,889 It was a phone call, one phone call. 194 00:07:21,924 --> 00:07:24,167 Mistakes were made on both sides. 195 00:07:24,202 --> 00:07:25,548 One side. 196 00:07:28,551 --> 00:07:32,003 [ Clocks ticking ] 197 00:07:32,037 --> 00:07:34,695 Nate: Why wouldn't you call me and tell me she was here? 198 00:07:34,730 --> 00:07:38,492 Well, I thought about calling you on my birthday 199 00:07:38,527 --> 00:07:40,736 and then again on Mother's Day. 200 00:07:40,770 --> 00:07:42,979 And I really wanted to say something 201 00:07:43,014 --> 00:07:45,223 that day I had a mass removed from my hip, 202 00:07:45,257 --> 00:07:47,052 but it turned out to be malignant, 203 00:07:47,087 --> 00:07:49,020 and I thought, "Nah, I don't want to intrude 204 00:07:49,054 --> 00:07:50,573 on his busy life." 205 00:07:51,747 --> 00:07:54,715 So what time does Delilah usually come by? 206 00:07:54,750 --> 00:07:56,579 I don't pay attention to clocks. 207 00:07:56,614 --> 00:07:58,063 [ Cuckooing ] 208 00:07:58,098 --> 00:07:59,858 Look behind you. There's like 50 of them. 209 00:07:59,893 --> 00:08:01,135 What are you, a clock Nazi? 210 00:08:01,170 --> 00:08:02,516 Don't call me a -- 211 00:08:02,551 --> 00:08:04,691 Stop it, stop. What -- What day? 212 00:08:04,725 --> 00:08:05,899 What day does she come by? 213 00:08:05,933 --> 00:08:07,866 Hump day, 3:00 p.m. 214 00:08:07,901 --> 00:08:09,109 Like clockwork. 215 00:08:09,143 --> 00:08:10,559 That's -- That's today. 216 00:08:10,593 --> 00:08:11,905 Great, so 3:00 p.m. today. 217 00:08:11,939 --> 00:08:14,908 No, today's Wednesday. Hump day's Thursday. 218 00:08:14,942 --> 00:08:17,566 No. No, hump day's Wednesday. 219 00:08:17,600 --> 00:08:19,568 No, Thursday. 220 00:08:19,602 --> 00:08:21,086 When the guys get their dick pills 221 00:08:21,121 --> 00:08:22,916 and the gals get their cheap thrills. 222 00:08:22,950 --> 00:08:24,193 It means we get laid. 223 00:08:24,227 --> 00:08:25,574 Hump. You know, hump means -- 224 00:08:25,608 --> 00:08:26,713 Okay, we get it. 225 00:08:26,747 --> 00:08:29,163 Oh, we get it -- that is, STDs. 226 00:08:29,198 --> 00:08:30,648 But it's okay. 227 00:08:30,682 --> 00:08:32,719 I can run the clock out on most of 'em. 228 00:08:32,753 --> 00:08:35,307 Even syphilis doesn't have time to get me. 229 00:08:35,342 --> 00:08:38,932 Helen, what's with all these "Delilah's missing" posters? 230 00:08:38,966 --> 00:08:41,762 She's not missing. I'm seeing her tonight. 231 00:08:41,797 --> 00:08:43,039 Wait, you know my daughter? 232 00:08:43,074 --> 00:08:46,560 Sure! She plays in a band with my grandson. 233 00:08:46,595 --> 00:08:47,872 I think they may be schtupping. 234 00:08:47,906 --> 00:08:49,770 Please tell me that means more than one thing. 235 00:08:49,805 --> 00:08:50,599 'Course it does. 236 00:08:50,633 --> 00:08:52,221 You got your regular schtupping. 237 00:08:52,255 --> 00:08:53,774 You got your doggie-style schtupping. 238 00:08:53,809 --> 00:08:55,155 You got your shower schtupping. 239 00:08:55,189 --> 00:08:56,639 Speaking of which, Helen, 240 00:08:56,674 --> 00:08:59,297 I'm gonna hit the steam room and limber up, 241 00:08:59,331 --> 00:09:03,094 so in 20 minutes, you be ready to get some. 242 00:09:03,128 --> 00:09:05,959 Oh, come on! He just ruined my thing. 243 00:09:05,993 --> 00:09:06,960 Thank God. 244 00:09:06,994 --> 00:09:08,237 Oh, hey. 245 00:09:08,271 --> 00:09:09,514 -Hey, man. -Just -- Just -- 246 00:09:09,549 --> 00:09:11,067 I'm gonna go find the steam shower.Yeah, go -- go get him. 247 00:09:11,102 --> 00:09:12,655 -Go get him. I sh-- -You stay here. 248 00:09:12,690 --> 00:09:13,967 I should -- I should go with you. 249 00:09:14,001 --> 00:09:15,796 J-Jared, why don't you stay here with Nana, 250 00:09:15,831 --> 00:09:17,280 get some quality family time. 251 00:09:17,315 --> 00:09:18,799 Nate's mom: Using me as a punishment? 252 00:09:18,834 --> 00:09:20,836 No! I just -- I thought it would be nice. 253 00:09:20,870 --> 00:09:23,045 -What would be nice? -Just to catch up. 254 00:09:23,079 --> 00:09:24,149 On what? 255 00:09:24,184 --> 00:09:26,738 All -- everything. 256 00:09:26,773 --> 00:09:27,808 No, no. 257 00:09:29,707 --> 00:09:32,848 How far along are you in the transition process? 258 00:09:32,882 --> 00:09:34,297 I'm a boy. 259 00:09:34,332 --> 00:09:35,713 Bullshit. 260 00:09:36,852 --> 00:09:38,785 [ Toilet flushes ] 261 00:09:38,819 --> 00:09:40,303 Nate: Oh, God. 262 00:09:43,237 --> 00:09:44,342 What are you doing in here? 263 00:09:44,376 --> 00:09:46,275 -Oh, what is that? -What? 264 00:09:46,309 --> 00:09:48,933 You ain't never seen a pair of testankles before? 265 00:09:48,967 --> 00:09:50,831 What?Testicles that hang to your ankles. 266 00:09:50,866 --> 00:09:51,901 Okay, sorry. I'm sorry. 267 00:09:51,936 --> 00:09:54,007 Get used to it, 'cause I'm gonna have them, too. 268 00:09:54,041 --> 00:09:55,249 Oh, hey. 269 00:09:55,284 --> 00:09:56,768 Marty, hey. 270 00:09:56,803 --> 00:09:57,804 Can I ask you a quick question? 271 00:09:57,838 --> 00:10:00,013 -You mind closing the door? -Absolutely, yes. 272 00:10:00,047 --> 00:10:02,049 You said you were seeing Delilah tonight. Uh, where? 273 00:10:02,084 --> 00:10:04,327 Check the poster over there, you putz. 274 00:10:04,362 --> 00:10:05,432 Now, close the door. 275 00:10:05,466 --> 00:10:06,675 What? 276 00:10:06,709 --> 00:10:14,234 ♪♪ 277 00:10:14,268 --> 00:10:16,719 Babe, how could you miss this? 278 00:10:16,754 --> 00:10:17,824 I... 279 00:10:17,858 --> 00:10:19,377 really need to slow my roll. 280 00:10:19,411 --> 00:10:20,965 Yeah. 281 00:10:20,999 --> 00:10:22,069 God. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. 282 00:10:22,104 --> 00:10:23,070 Let's just go. Let's go. 283 00:10:23,105 --> 00:10:24,140 Hold on, hold on. 284 00:10:24,175 --> 00:10:25,728 So, quick question. Hi. 285 00:10:25,763 --> 00:10:28,213 Um, I haven't seen my daughter in a really long time, 286 00:10:28,248 --> 00:10:30,319 and your grandson sounds lovely. 287 00:10:30,353 --> 00:10:33,046 But this whole schtupping thing, that's not true, is it? 288 00:10:33,080 --> 00:10:37,015 Well, I'll tell ya, every grandson when he hits puberty 289 00:10:37,050 --> 00:10:39,880 loves to sit his tuchus on Zeyde's lap 290 00:10:39,915 --> 00:10:42,055 and ask how to properly nosh out a knish. 291 00:10:42,089 --> 00:10:43,125 That's my daughter you're talking about. 292 00:10:43,159 --> 00:10:44,333 -Oh, it is? -Yes. 293 00:10:44,367 --> 00:10:45,541 Well, she should thank me. 294 00:10:45,575 --> 00:10:48,924 I taught him to use the Hebrew alphabet with his tongue. 295 00:10:48,958 --> 00:10:51,409 Now close the goddamn door. It's getting cold in here. 296 00:10:51,443 --> 00:10:52,859 Oh, you like it hot, do you? 297 00:10:52,893 --> 00:10:55,206 Does your daughter like to ride a big schmeckle? 298 00:10:55,240 --> 00:10:56,483 Yes. Close the door. 299 00:10:56,517 --> 00:10:57,864 [ Door slams ] 300 00:10:57,898 --> 00:11:00,073 Whoa, be cool! Slow your roll! 301 00:11:00,107 --> 00:11:01,833 How's that? Is that hot enough for ya? 302 00:11:01,868 --> 00:11:03,076 I'll let you know. 303 00:11:03,110 --> 00:11:05,388 It's not instantaneous, you nudge. 304 00:11:05,423 --> 00:11:07,390 Then you have no idea what it feels like to lose somebody. 305 00:11:07,425 --> 00:11:10,255 I'm 77 years old and Jewish. 306 00:11:10,290 --> 00:11:12,119 What do you think? Oh. 307 00:11:15,226 --> 00:11:16,192 Open it. 308 00:11:16,227 --> 00:11:17,366 What? Open what? 309 00:11:17,400 --> 00:11:18,781 The door. 310 00:11:18,816 --> 00:11:19,955 You're blocking it with your foot. 311 00:11:19,989 --> 00:11:21,059 No, I'm not. 312 00:11:21,094 --> 00:11:22,751 Then you broke it, you schmendrick. 313 00:11:22,785 --> 00:11:23,752 She closed it. 314 00:11:23,786 --> 00:11:24,925 What does that sign say? 315 00:11:26,237 --> 00:11:27,410 How could you not see? 316 00:11:27,445 --> 00:11:29,447 -Yep. -Not see? 317 00:11:29,481 --> 00:11:31,898 -I -- -Not see?! 318 00:11:31,932 --> 00:11:33,382 At least turn down the heat. 319 00:11:33,416 --> 00:11:34,901 It's like an oven in here. 320 00:11:34,935 --> 00:11:37,455 -Oh, shoot. -What the hell?! 321 00:11:37,489 --> 00:11:40,423 I-I'm so sor-- I may have broken this, too. 322 00:11:40,458 --> 00:11:42,149 What did you do to Marty? 323 00:11:42,184 --> 00:11:42,978 Okay, be cool. 324 00:11:43,012 --> 00:11:44,738 Mistakes were made on both sides. 325 00:11:44,773 --> 00:11:46,291 No, that's not actually true. He started it. 326 00:11:46,326 --> 00:11:47,258 -Marty? -Yeah. 327 00:11:47,292 --> 00:11:49,467 I was mildly annoyed 328 00:11:49,501 --> 00:11:51,952 because he was letting all the steam out. 329 00:11:51,987 --> 00:11:53,471 Why would you do that? 330 00:11:53,505 --> 00:11:55,991 You think that steam grows on trees? 331 00:11:56,025 --> 00:11:58,476 Oy vey! 332 00:11:58,510 --> 00:12:00,478 I don't think I'm gonna make it this time. 333 00:12:00,512 --> 00:12:02,791 Tell my grandson I love him, 334 00:12:02,825 --> 00:12:05,552 and tell him he can stay with the shiksa, 335 00:12:05,586 --> 00:12:06,967 but she's just for practice. 336 00:12:07,002 --> 00:12:08,969 What?! Excuse me? For practice? 337 00:12:09,004 --> 00:12:10,246 Like some kind of pocket pussy? 338 00:12:10,281 --> 00:12:11,489 What? 339 00:12:11,523 --> 00:12:12,766 Despite what you're doing, 340 00:12:12,801 --> 00:12:14,147 I believe there's good in your heart. 341 00:12:14,181 --> 00:12:15,527 Do not quote Anne Frank to me. 342 00:12:15,562 --> 00:12:17,357 Don't tell a Holocaust survivor what to do. 343 00:12:17,391 --> 00:12:19,462 You're too young to be a Holocaust survivor! 344 00:12:19,497 --> 00:12:21,326 You're a Holocaust survivor? 345 00:12:21,361 --> 00:12:24,191 -He's lying. -She's Holocaust-denying me! 346 00:12:24,226 --> 00:12:25,192 [ Grunting ] 347 00:12:25,227 --> 00:12:27,988 I can't believe this is how I'm going out. 348 00:12:28,023 --> 00:12:31,095 At least if Hitler killed me, I'd have my name on the wall. 349 00:12:31,129 --> 00:12:33,028 You're not gonna die. I'm getting you -- 350 00:12:33,062 --> 00:12:34,926 Move back, move back. I'm gonna kick it open. 351 00:12:34,961 --> 00:12:39,862 It's triple-paned tempered glass, you schnook. 352 00:12:39,897 --> 00:12:43,141 You couldn't knock it down with a panzer tank, Rommel. 353 00:12:43,176 --> 00:12:46,179 [ Growling ] 354 00:12:46,213 --> 00:12:47,836 This is it? 355 00:12:47,870 --> 00:12:49,182 Oy! 356 00:12:49,216 --> 00:12:50,839 -Ah. -Shit. 357 00:12:50,873 --> 00:12:52,357 [ Upbeat klezmer music playing ] 358 00:12:52,392 --> 00:12:53,876 I'll get you out of there, man. Back up! 359 00:12:55,222 --> 00:12:56,361 What? 360 00:12:59,882 --> 00:13:01,125 Ah! Ah! 361 00:13:04,507 --> 00:13:05,888 What are you doing?! 362 00:13:05,923 --> 00:13:07,062 What do you want me to do? He's dying! 363 00:13:07,096 --> 00:13:08,995 Oh, no! 364 00:13:10,513 --> 00:13:12,895 Noah: He's trying to kill Mort! 365 00:13:12,930 --> 00:13:15,380 He isthe "Desert Fox." 366 00:13:15,415 --> 00:13:18,073 I'm Schindler in this scenario, okay? 367 00:13:19,212 --> 00:13:20,834 Jesus! Nate. 368 00:13:23,319 --> 00:13:25,183 What is this made of?! 369 00:13:27,565 --> 00:13:28,635 No! 370 00:13:28,669 --> 00:13:29,843 Aah! 371 00:13:31,086 --> 00:13:32,984 Marty, I'm coming for ya! 372 00:13:33,019 --> 00:13:34,537 [ Grunts ] I got him. 373 00:13:34,572 --> 00:13:37,368 [ Grunting. 374 00:13:37,402 --> 00:13:39,335 I got him. Oh. 375 00:13:39,370 --> 00:13:40,578 You all right? 376 00:13:40,612 --> 00:13:43,201 He's okay. He's breathing. 377 00:13:43,236 --> 00:13:45,238 Nate Parker, friend of the Jews. 378 00:13:47,240 --> 00:13:48,862 You're all right. 379 00:13:52,659 --> 00:13:54,212 Man: ♪ It's fun being weird, it's fun being weird ♪ 380 00:13:54,247 --> 00:13:57,388 ♪ It's fun being weird, you should try it sometime ♪ 381 00:13:57,422 --> 00:13:58,941 -♪ It's fun being weird -Hey, how are you? 382 00:13:58,976 --> 00:13:59,735 Nate: Uh, two, please. 383 00:13:59,769 --> 00:14:01,530 You here for the DeafJam? 384 00:14:01,564 --> 00:14:02,324 -You know it. -We are. 385 00:14:02,358 --> 00:14:03,601 That's us, def. 386 00:14:03,635 --> 00:14:05,948 Really? You don't sound it. 387 00:14:05,983 --> 00:14:08,295 What does a def person sound like? 388 00:14:08,330 --> 00:14:10,194 I'm not gonna do the voice 'cause that's racist. 389 00:14:10,228 --> 00:14:11,643 No, listen, trust me, this guy, 390 00:14:11,678 --> 00:14:13,542 he just keeps getting def-er with age. 391 00:14:13,576 --> 00:14:15,406 Am I right? [ Laughs ] 392 00:14:15,440 --> 00:14:16,994 Keep the change. 393 00:14:17,995 --> 00:14:19,686 I can't believe Def Jam is still a thing. 394 00:14:19,720 --> 00:14:22,068 I know. I thought it got Me Too'd. 395 00:14:22,102 --> 00:14:24,484 [ Loud music playing ] 396 00:14:24,518 --> 00:14:26,382 Holy shit! It's so loud in here! 397 00:14:26,417 --> 00:14:28,695 -What?! -I said it's so loud in here! 398 00:14:28,729 --> 00:14:29,730 What did you say?! 399 00:14:29,765 --> 00:14:32,112 I think we should spread out and go look for her! 400 00:14:32,147 --> 00:14:34,252 No, I think we should wait till she goes on, 401 00:14:34,287 --> 00:14:37,048 approach her tenderly, and tell her how much we love her! 402 00:14:37,083 --> 00:14:38,394 No, I'm gonna go find her! 403 00:14:38,429 --> 00:14:40,327 Man: ♪ You should try it sometime 404 00:14:40,362 --> 00:14:41,708 -♪ It's fun being weird -[ Grunts ] 405 00:14:41,742 --> 00:14:43,399 ♪ It's fun being weird 406 00:14:43,434 --> 00:14:46,540 ♪ It's fun being weird, you should try it sometime ♪ 407 00:14:46,575 --> 00:14:47,956 ♪ It's fun being weird 408 00:14:47,990 --> 00:14:49,371 Excuse me. 409 00:14:49,405 --> 00:14:50,648 Hey! 410 00:14:52,063 --> 00:14:54,100 Hey! 411 00:14:54,134 --> 00:14:55,584 Hey! 412 00:14:55,618 --> 00:14:57,931 What, are you deaf? I need a drink! 413 00:14:57,966 --> 00:15:01,348 [ Indistinct singing ] 414 00:15:01,383 --> 00:15:02,660 Oh, my God. 415 00:15:02,694 --> 00:15:05,076 It's you! Dylan from the poster! 416 00:15:05,111 --> 00:15:06,457 You're Delilah's boyfriend! 417 00:15:06,491 --> 00:15:08,148 We don't like labels, but yes. 418 00:15:08,183 --> 00:15:10,323 What?! Sorry! I can't hear anything in here! 419 00:15:10,357 --> 00:15:11,117 No one can. 420 00:15:11,151 --> 00:15:13,084 Well, you look like a nice boy! 421 00:15:13,119 --> 00:15:15,052 Dress well! 422 00:15:15,086 --> 00:15:16,467 Seems like you got your shit together! 423 00:15:16,501 --> 00:15:18,503 It's because of the aids. 424 00:15:18,538 --> 00:15:19,746 What?! I'm sorry. 425 00:15:19,780 --> 00:15:22,059 It's so loud! 426 00:15:22,093 --> 00:15:23,750 It sounded like you said you have AIDS! 427 00:15:23,784 --> 00:15:26,580 I do! I got a case of them in China. 428 00:15:26,615 --> 00:15:28,720 It really changed my life. 429 00:15:29,652 --> 00:15:31,275 Excuse me. 430 00:15:31,309 --> 00:15:34,278 I'm looking for Delilah. Do you see Delilah? 431 00:15:34,312 --> 00:15:37,488 Stop. Stop. Stop fighting, children. 432 00:15:37,522 --> 00:15:38,523 Ah. No. 433 00:15:38,558 --> 00:15:39,766 Don't make me fight back. 434 00:15:39,800 --> 00:15:41,457 I'm like triple your sizes. 435 00:15:41,492 --> 00:15:44,115 Man: ♪ It's fun being weird, you should try it sometime ♪ 436 00:15:44,150 --> 00:15:45,220 ♪ It's fun being weird 437 00:15:45,254 --> 00:15:46,738 Most people in my community, 438 00:15:46,773 --> 00:15:48,154 they're uncomfortable with it. 439 00:15:48,188 --> 00:15:50,156 Most kids here, they're scared of aids. 440 00:15:50,190 --> 00:15:52,192 But it's really exciting to have them. 441 00:15:52,227 --> 00:15:54,332 They can really bring us all together. 442 00:15:54,367 --> 00:15:56,541 I can finally appreciate musicals. 443 00:15:56,576 --> 00:15:57,784 Have you seen "Rent"? 444 00:15:57,818 --> 00:15:58,992 No! 445 00:16:00,718 --> 00:16:02,685 [ Growling in slow motion ] 446 00:16:04,584 --> 00:16:07,000 [ Slow motion ] Yeah! 447 00:16:07,035 --> 00:16:10,176 [ Normal voice ] Oh! You got nothing on me! 448 00:16:10,210 --> 00:16:13,351 Man: ♪ And he accepts me and my deviated septum ♪ 449 00:16:13,386 --> 00:16:14,214 [ Grunts ] 450 00:16:16,837 --> 00:16:19,495 [ Growling ] 451 00:16:19,530 --> 00:16:21,739 Yeah! Whoo! 452 00:16:21,773 --> 00:16:25,018 That's my new catchphrase, 'cause "Get some" is retired. 453 00:16:25,053 --> 00:16:26,088 Whoo! 454 00:16:26,123 --> 00:16:28,159 Did you give my daughter AIDS?! 455 00:16:28,194 --> 00:16:30,437 Oh, I've given them to a lot of ladies. 456 00:16:30,472 --> 00:16:32,163 You're a monster! 457 00:16:32,198 --> 00:16:34,303 Not my aids! 458 00:16:34,338 --> 00:16:38,238 Man: ♪ It's fun being weird, you should try it sometime ♪ 459 00:16:38,273 --> 00:16:39,412 What are those?! 460 00:16:39,446 --> 00:16:41,690 Hearing aids, you idiot! 461 00:16:41,724 --> 00:16:44,348 ♪ You should try it sometime 462 00:16:44,382 --> 00:16:46,212 Aah! 463 00:16:46,246 --> 00:16:49,042 Everybody watch out! This guy's a total Hitler! 464 00:16:51,631 --> 00:16:53,426 [ Feedback ]Ah! 465 00:16:53,460 --> 00:16:55,083 I'm not Hitler! 466 00:16:55,117 --> 00:16:57,395 Stop! Stop it! 467 00:16:57,430 --> 00:17:00,053 You're attacking me, and I'm just trying to find my daughter! 468 00:17:00,088 --> 00:17:01,365 Who's seen her? 469 00:17:01,399 --> 00:17:03,539 I'm looking for Delilah. 470 00:17:03,574 --> 00:17:05,645 Delilah of the Double D's. 471 00:17:05,679 --> 00:17:08,372 Don't act like you can't hear me, you dumb idiots! 472 00:17:08,406 --> 00:17:10,857 We're not dumb. We're deaf. 473 00:17:10,891 --> 00:17:12,100 Huh? 474 00:17:15,137 --> 00:17:16,380 Uh... 475 00:17:16,414 --> 00:17:18,140 -D-E-A-F. -Yeah. 476 00:17:18,175 --> 00:17:20,487 I was gonna say it's way too white in here 477 00:17:20,522 --> 00:17:22,075 to be a Def Jam, but... 478 00:17:22,110 --> 00:17:23,594 -[ Clears throat ] -They can't hear you. 479 00:17:23,628 --> 00:17:24,664 I know. I know. 480 00:17:26,355 --> 00:17:28,392 -Just leave, man. -Yeah, sorry. 481 00:17:28,426 --> 00:17:30,083 Continue. Have fun. 482 00:17:31,291 --> 00:17:35,606 Third Reich falls for the second time, Hitler. 483 00:17:35,640 --> 00:17:37,228 You know, I think I might be ready 484 00:17:37,263 --> 00:17:38,609 to turn over a new leaf with them. 485 00:17:38,643 --> 00:17:40,162 It's been so long. 486 00:17:40,197 --> 00:17:42,406 I'm kind of excited to have them here. 487 00:17:42,440 --> 00:17:44,753 They've never seen my play, like, ever. 488 00:17:46,582 --> 00:17:50,138 Robin: All he had to do was say hearingaids, just once! 489 00:17:50,172 --> 00:17:51,518 Nate: Yeah, sorry, everyone. 490 00:17:51,553 --> 00:17:53,313 I'd do this, but I'm cuffed, so... 491 00:17:53,348 --> 00:17:54,418 Love you all. 492 00:17:56,282 --> 00:17:57,731 Your mom is insane. 493 00:17:57,766 --> 00:17:59,768 Yes, she is. 494 00:17:59,802 --> 00:18:01,563 It's okay. Who needs them? 495 00:18:01,597 --> 00:18:03,254 You got me. 496 00:18:03,289 --> 00:18:06,602 Oh, and remember, today's hump day. 497 00:18:06,637 --> 00:18:09,536 Okay, when I'm ready to do it with more than a snow machine, 498 00:18:09,571 --> 00:18:10,917 you'll be the first to know. 499 00:18:10,951 --> 00:18:13,920 Wait, did you just say snow machine? 500 00:18:13,954 --> 00:18:16,371 No, your aids must be full of soda. 501 00:18:20,582 --> 00:18:21,686 Bradshawl I can understand how racial 502 00:18:21,721 --> 00:18:23,895 and religious demographic changes scare some people. 503 00:18:23,930 --> 00:18:26,381 I don't agree with it, but I can wrap my brain around it. 504 00:18:26,415 --> 00:18:27,554 But deaf children? 505 00:18:27,589 --> 00:18:29,867 I don't see where that even fits on the bigotry scale. 506 00:18:29,901 --> 00:18:30,937 I hate do to this, but I think 507 00:18:30,971 --> 00:18:31,765 I'm gonna have to charge you with a hate crime. 508 00:18:31,800 --> 00:18:33,733 [ Scoffs ] More like a Nate crime. 509 00:18:33,767 --> 00:18:35,355 Actually, I was talking to you. 510 00:18:35,390 --> 00:18:37,461 What? No, he's the one who was pushing children. 511 00:18:37,495 --> 00:18:38,462 No, no, the kids said 512 00:18:38,496 --> 00:18:40,843 it was the best mosh pit they'd ever been in. 513 00:18:40,878 --> 00:18:42,535 But you, on the other hand, 514 00:18:42,569 --> 00:18:45,331 destroyed $25,000 worth of concert aids. 515 00:18:45,365 --> 00:18:48,541 I thought that kid was HIV positive. 516 00:18:48,575 --> 00:18:50,508 That's not an excuse. 517 00:18:53,891 --> 00:18:56,445 -Really? -None. 518 00:18:56,480 --> 00:18:59,724 Well...looks like it continues to be your lucky day. 519 00:18:59,759 --> 00:19:01,243 No charges are being filed. 520 00:19:01,278 --> 00:19:02,727 Apparently, you have a guardian angel 521 00:19:02,762 --> 00:19:03,763 that's looking out for you, 522 00:19:03,797 --> 00:19:06,559 keeping you from tripping over your own dick... 523 00:19:06,593 --> 00:19:07,732 so to speak. 524 00:19:07,767 --> 00:19:09,424 -Your dick. -I know whose dick it is. 525 00:19:09,458 --> 00:19:11,529 You got one. 526 00:19:11,564 --> 00:19:12,599 [ Knock on door ] 527 00:19:15,602 --> 00:19:18,329 Hi. Just give me a second, please. 528 00:19:19,744 --> 00:19:22,678 I want you to tell them you're not pressing any charges. 529 00:19:22,713 --> 00:19:23,541 Are you kidding? 530 00:19:23,576 --> 00:19:25,716 Your mom destroyed an entire case. 531 00:19:25,750 --> 00:19:27,338 Here, for your aids. 532 00:19:27,373 --> 00:19:28,719 She needs to go to jail. 533 00:19:28,753 --> 00:19:30,341 I swear I'll break your teeth, nose, 534 00:19:30,376 --> 00:19:31,584 and a few of your ribs if you -- 535 00:19:31,618 --> 00:19:32,930 Okay, relax. 536 00:19:32,964 --> 00:19:36,244 Don't tell me to relax! 537 00:19:36,278 --> 00:19:38,798 You know, if you weren't such a lady Hitler, 538 00:19:38,832 --> 00:19:41,525 you might actually enjoy the Hebrew alphabe-- 539 00:19:41,559 --> 00:19:42,560 [ Grunts ] 540 00:19:44,562 --> 00:19:46,564 No charges! 541 00:19:46,599 --> 00:19:48,014 [ Grunting ] 542 00:19:48,048 --> 00:19:53,433 ♪♪ 543 00:19:53,468 --> 00:19:54,365 [ Exhales ] 544 00:19:57,472 --> 00:20:01,821 Hi. My ex-boyfriend has something to say.