1 00:00:02,002 --> 00:00:03,796 Where is she?!Baby, baby, it's fine, okay? 2 00:00:03,831 --> 00:00:05,281 She left her stupid alpaca. 3 00:00:05,315 --> 00:00:06,799 She doesn't go anywhere without this thing. 4 00:00:06,834 --> 00:00:08,491 -Where are you going? -Got to go get my alpaca. 5 00:00:08,525 --> 00:00:09,699 Oh, my God, you're 14. 6 00:00:09,733 --> 00:00:10,700 We need to chat. 7 00:00:10,734 --> 00:00:12,805 Delilah: Mom, Dad, it's me. 8 00:00:12,840 --> 00:00:15,118 I guess by now you've figured out that I've run away. 9 00:00:15,153 --> 00:00:16,809 When I'm gone, I'm gonna miss you most of all. 10 00:00:16,844 --> 00:00:19,295 Where am I going?I'm going far away. 11 00:00:19,329 --> 00:00:20,813 It wasn't an easy decision to make, 12 00:00:20,848 --> 00:00:23,161 but it was one I made a long time ago. 13 00:00:23,195 --> 00:00:24,852 God, I'm sick of being on this loser team. 14 00:00:24,886 --> 00:00:26,647 Hey, we're not down by that much, okay? 15 00:00:26,681 --> 00:00:28,545 -Stay positive. -I'm talking about our family! 16 00:00:28,580 --> 00:00:29,719 You're still a bitch! 17 00:00:29,753 --> 00:00:31,169 Do not talk to your mother that way! 18 00:00:31,203 --> 00:00:33,654 And who are you? Are you this bitch's friend? 19 00:00:33,688 --> 00:00:35,725 I just want you to know that I love you all, 20 00:00:35,759 --> 00:00:37,692 but I can probably do better on my own. 21 00:00:37,727 --> 00:00:39,315 -That's the guy you like? -Mm-hmm. 22 00:00:39,349 --> 00:00:41,834 But mostly I'm just using him for his car. 23 00:00:41,869 --> 00:00:44,492 Please, don't come looking for me. 24 00:00:44,527 --> 00:00:46,494 I don't want to be found. 25 00:00:46,529 --> 00:00:49,463 So believe me when I tell you you'll never find me. 26 00:00:51,396 --> 00:00:56,401 ♪♪ 27 00:00:56,435 --> 00:00:57,712 [ Horse snorts ] 28 00:00:57,747 --> 00:01:04,374 ♪♪ 29 00:01:04,409 --> 00:01:10,691 ♪♪ 30 00:01:10,725 --> 00:01:12,900 [ Speaking Spanish ] 31 00:01:12,934 --> 00:01:15,213 [ Horses neighing ] 32 00:01:15,247 --> 00:01:17,870 [ Horses snorting ] 33 00:01:17,905 --> 00:01:19,424 Robin: Wait, hold on. What's going on? 34 00:01:19,458 --> 00:01:20,425 Why are you turning back? 35 00:01:23,911 --> 00:01:25,154 They seem a little freaked out, don't they? 36 00:01:32,471 --> 00:01:33,507 He's just talking about my hat. 37 00:01:38,615 --> 00:01:40,100 [ Chuckles ] Merci. 38 00:01:40,928 --> 00:01:42,757 -Whoa! Guys! -Wait! 39 00:01:42,792 --> 00:01:44,552 -Hey! -Guys, where you going? 40 00:01:44,587 --> 00:01:45,898 Nate, I'm a little scared. I think we should go with them. 41 00:01:45,933 --> 00:01:47,590 What are you talking about? 42 00:01:47,624 --> 00:01:49,419 The village is only a mile away from here. 43 00:01:49,454 --> 00:01:51,249 Yeah, but based on their reaction and the smell of things, 44 00:01:51,283 --> 00:01:52,905 I-I think maybe we should just go with them. 45 00:01:52,940 --> 00:01:54,907 [ Sniffs ] It smells like dead skunks. So what? 46 00:01:54,942 --> 00:01:56,495 Yeah, what plant that smells like dead skunks 47 00:01:56,530 --> 00:01:57,600 would freak the police out? 48 00:01:57,634 --> 00:01:58,808 -Raisins. -God, it's weed. 49 00:01:58,842 --> 00:02:00,396 Weed's not a plant. 50 00:02:00,430 --> 00:02:01,638 Come on, Nate. Let's just go. 51 00:02:01,673 --> 00:02:03,778 Absolutely not! Okay? 52 00:02:03,813 --> 00:02:06,436 We have been searching for our daughter for months, 53 00:02:06,471 --> 00:02:09,301 and this is the closest lead that we've had, okay? 54 00:02:09,336 --> 00:02:11,786 We know for a fact that she was in Machu Picchu. 55 00:02:11,821 --> 00:02:12,960 -In Peru. -And that guy there... 56 00:02:12,994 --> 00:02:14,444 That you paid money to. 57 00:02:14,479 --> 00:02:16,757 ...who very reliably told me 58 00:02:16,791 --> 00:02:19,760 that in that village just over that fence 59 00:02:19,794 --> 00:02:22,763 there is a little blond girl who ran away from America... 60 00:02:22,797 --> 00:02:24,247 -Turn around. -...a mile away from here! 61 00:02:24,282 --> 00:02:26,939 -Nate, turn around. -No! Never! All right? 62 00:02:26,974 --> 00:02:29,942 Turning around is giving up, and I don't give up on family. 63 00:02:29,977 --> 00:02:31,599 Oh, you don't? You gave up on Vanessa. 64 00:02:31,634 --> 00:02:33,325 She's not fam-- 65 00:02:33,360 --> 00:02:34,775 She framed you twice. 66 00:02:34,809 --> 00:02:35,948 What about Edie? 67 00:02:35,983 --> 00:02:38,296 She stole my sperm, 68 00:02:38,330 --> 00:02:40,953 shoved it up her vagina, and made a baby with it, okay? 69 00:02:40,988 --> 00:02:41,816 That's an insane woman. 70 00:02:41,851 --> 00:02:43,784 I don't give up on family that I like. 71 00:02:43,818 --> 00:02:45,613 One, two, three. 72 00:02:45,648 --> 00:02:46,994 All right, I don't want to give up either 73 00:02:47,028 --> 00:02:48,789 but I'm very concerned about our safety. 74 00:02:48,823 --> 00:02:50,653 Babe, nothing's gonna happen. 75 00:02:50,687 --> 00:02:52,965 Have you forgotten who I am? 76 00:02:53,000 --> 00:02:55,485 I'm a dad with a particular set of skills. 77 00:02:55,520 --> 00:02:56,866 Let's ride! 78 00:02:56,900 --> 00:02:58,316 Hyah! 79 00:02:58,350 --> 00:03:00,490 Come on! Whoo! Let's go! 80 00:03:00,525 --> 00:03:02,320 Hyah! Hyah! 81 00:03:02,354 --> 00:03:04,977 Whoo! Come on! Yeah! Get some! 82 00:03:05,012 --> 00:03:06,324 Whoo! Go! 83 00:03:06,358 --> 00:03:08,533 [ Horse grunting ] 84 00:03:10,535 --> 00:03:12,192 -Oh! -Ooh. 85 00:03:13,848 --> 00:03:15,678 Oh. 86 00:03:15,712 --> 00:03:17,887 Oh, you okay, babe? 87 00:03:17,921 --> 00:03:20,303 I'm going to find my daughter. 88 00:03:20,338 --> 00:03:21,856 With or without this lazy asshole. 89 00:03:21,891 --> 00:03:28,829 ♪♪ 90 00:03:28,863 --> 00:03:35,767 ♪♪ 91 00:03:35,801 --> 00:03:42,739 ♪♪ 92 00:03:42,774 --> 00:03:44,879 That's -- 93 00:03:44,914 --> 00:03:46,571 That's a dead head. 94 00:03:48,055 --> 00:03:49,470 It's a dead head. 95 00:03:51,403 --> 00:03:53,681 These are real human heads. 96 00:03:53,716 --> 00:03:56,028 They couldn't say "dead head" in English?! 97 00:03:56,063 --> 00:03:58,065 [ Man screams, gunfire ] 98 00:03:58,099 --> 00:03:59,722 Go! 99 00:03:59,756 --> 00:04:01,724 Go! Run! 100 00:04:01,758 --> 00:04:02,897 Fast! Go! 101 00:04:02,932 --> 00:04:05,555 [ Horse neighs ] 102 00:04:05,590 --> 00:04:08,558 Wait for me, you [bleep] idiot! 103 00:04:08,593 --> 00:04:09,732 Now you run! 104 00:04:09,766 --> 00:04:11,734 Oh, now you run! 105 00:04:11,768 --> 00:04:13,563 This stupid idiot! 106 00:04:13,598 --> 00:04:15,289 Get back here! 107 00:04:16,428 --> 00:04:18,430 [ Woman singing in Spanish ] 108 00:04:18,465 --> 00:04:20,881 ♪♪ 109 00:04:20,915 --> 00:04:23,297 [ Distorted music plays ] 110 00:04:27,474 --> 00:04:36,414 ♪♪ 111 00:04:36,448 --> 00:04:45,423 ♪♪ 112 00:04:45,457 --> 00:04:48,736 Robin: [ Sighs ] They say a storm's coming in. 113 00:04:48,771 --> 00:04:50,497 -Who's they? -The locals. 114 00:04:52,119 --> 00:04:53,983 -[ Sighs ] -What the hell do they know? 115 00:04:54,017 --> 00:04:55,156 The weather pattern of the mountain 116 00:04:55,191 --> 00:04:57,435 they've spent their entire lives living in the shadow of. 117 00:04:57,469 --> 00:04:59,091 Okay, well, then it's the perfect storm. 118 00:04:59,126 --> 00:05:01,404 No, please don't invoke a trip where everybody dies. 119 00:05:01,439 --> 00:05:04,649 It was a movie. No one really died, okay? 120 00:05:04,683 --> 00:05:06,340 And besides, it's the perfect storm 121 00:05:06,375 --> 00:05:07,928 because she's gonna be trapped up there, 122 00:05:07,962 --> 00:05:09,757 nowhere to go, terrified. 123 00:05:09,792 --> 00:05:11,103 -It's great. -I don't know, Nate. 124 00:05:11,138 --> 00:05:12,208 This lead is really thin. 125 00:05:12,242 --> 00:05:15,142 All we know is that she's in Tibet...somewhere. 126 00:05:15,176 --> 00:05:18,110 Yeah, and a guy, who I did not pay money to this time, 127 00:05:18,145 --> 00:05:19,836 said there's a little ninja starfish 128 00:05:19,871 --> 00:05:21,493 entertaining monks in an ancient temple 129 00:05:21,528 --> 00:05:22,943 singing a song called "It's Fun Being Weird." 130 00:05:22,977 --> 00:05:24,116 How is that not her? 131 00:05:24,151 --> 00:05:25,290 Hey, was this the same guy who said 132 00:05:25,325 --> 00:05:27,430 that there was a young taekwondo master at the Taj Mahal? 133 00:05:27,465 --> 00:05:28,845 -Different guy. -Oh, then maybe it was the -- 134 00:05:28,880 --> 00:05:30,640 No, no, no, ba-da-da. 135 00:05:30,675 --> 00:05:33,850 Do not bring up Japan, okay? No Japan. 136 00:05:33,885 --> 00:05:35,369 Good. 137 00:05:35,404 --> 00:05:36,612 I don't know. 138 00:05:36,646 --> 00:05:38,821 Did you ever think maybe she just doesn't want to be found? 139 00:05:38,855 --> 00:05:40,857 She sends us videos every month, right? 140 00:05:40,892 --> 00:05:42,652 -Yeah. -They're a cry for help. 141 00:05:42,687 --> 00:05:44,999 They're saying, "Mommy, Daddy, please come find me." 142 00:05:45,034 --> 00:05:46,484 Do not come find me. 143 00:05:46,518 --> 00:05:48,969 -Can't listen to her words. -Oh, okay. 144 00:05:49,003 --> 00:05:53,145 Listen to my words -- Do not come find me. 145 00:05:53,180 --> 00:05:54,043 She's a child. 146 00:05:54,077 --> 00:05:56,873 She still needs us to teach her things. 147 00:05:56,908 --> 00:05:58,185 I taught myself how to swim. 148 00:05:58,219 --> 00:05:59,876 I even learned the breaststroke. 149 00:05:59,911 --> 00:06:01,844 -It's the easiest to learn. -It's not. 150 00:06:01,878 --> 00:06:03,017 Okay. 151 00:06:03,052 --> 00:06:05,192 Check out the ninja starfish! 152 00:06:05,226 --> 00:06:08,160 She taught herself how to play guitar! 153 00:06:08,195 --> 00:06:09,645 ♪ It's fun being weird♪ 154 00:06:09,679 --> 00:06:10,715 Okay, just shut it off, all right? 155 00:06:10,749 --> 00:06:12,199 She needs her parents. Period. 156 00:06:12,233 --> 00:06:14,408 -So does Jared. -Oh, he's fine. He's a boy. 157 00:06:15,685 --> 00:06:16,893 No. No. 158 00:06:16,928 --> 00:06:19,068 [ Speaking Cantonese ] 159 00:06:23,210 --> 00:06:25,177 No! No. We're moving too fast. 160 00:06:25,212 --> 00:06:27,145 I don't even know your name. 161 00:06:29,112 --> 00:06:34,048 Hey, phone, how do you say, "what is your name" in Chinese? 162 00:06:34,083 --> 00:06:35,947 [ Speaking Cantonese] 163 00:06:37,051 --> 00:06:37,949 No h-way. 164 00:06:38,915 --> 00:06:40,227 No h-way! 165 00:06:40,261 --> 00:06:41,918 [ Guitar riff plays]Yeah! 166 00:06:41,953 --> 00:06:43,195 This is so cool. 167 00:06:43,230 --> 00:06:45,059 Now we're connecting. All right. 168 00:06:45,094 --> 00:06:48,546 Hey, phone, how do you say, "What is your age?" in Chinese? 169 00:06:48,580 --> 00:06:50,479 [ Speaking Cantonese] 170 00:06:51,583 --> 00:06:52,791 No, that's only 10. 171 00:06:57,140 --> 00:07:01,421 Okay, 10 in China years, but, uh, how many in American? 172 00:07:02,939 --> 00:07:06,218 ♪♪ 173 00:07:06,253 --> 00:07:08,220 Geez. 174 00:07:08,255 --> 00:07:12,224 ♪♪ 175 00:07:12,259 --> 00:07:14,226 [ Panting ] 176 00:07:14,261 --> 00:07:18,714 ♪♪ 177 00:07:18,748 --> 00:07:19,922 Ready for a hike? 178 00:07:19,956 --> 00:07:22,959 ♪♪ 179 00:07:22,994 --> 00:07:24,098 Hey! There he is. 180 00:07:24,133 --> 00:07:25,893 Whoa, geez. You all right? 181 00:07:25,928 --> 00:07:27,585 Yeah. Yeah, we got to get out of here right now. 182 00:07:27,619 --> 00:07:29,241 -We got to get out of here. -Yeah, absolutely. 183 00:07:29,276 --> 00:07:30,829 See, that's my un-stunted boy. 184 00:07:30,864 --> 00:07:32,969 When it comes to family, he knows how to get some. 185 00:07:33,004 --> 00:07:34,246 Yeah, just got some, and she was 10. 186 00:07:34,281 --> 00:07:35,972 10? She was -- 187 00:07:36,007 --> 00:07:37,629 -Nice. -No. Don't. 188 00:07:37,664 --> 00:07:39,562 Don't condone him rating women numerically. 189 00:07:39,597 --> 00:07:41,150 -Gross. -Yeah, it's gross, man. 190 00:07:41,184 --> 00:07:42,807 It's what's on the inside that counts. Right. 191 00:07:42,841 --> 00:07:44,567 Okay, and I betcha she's a 10 in there too. 192 00:07:44,602 --> 00:07:45,879 I didn't know! 193 00:07:47,639 --> 00:07:49,917 All right. He wants to find his sister. 194 00:07:49,952 --> 00:07:51,643 -So weird. -Let's get some. 195 00:07:51,678 --> 00:07:54,128 Whoo! 196 00:07:54,163 --> 00:07:55,578 -Race you up the mountain! -I'm not doing that. 197 00:07:55,613 --> 00:07:56,786 [ Laughs ] 198 00:07:56,821 --> 00:07:58,478 Why are we going down? 199 00:07:59,996 --> 00:08:02,620 Jared, wait up! Come on! 200 00:08:02,654 --> 00:08:04,276 Save some energy. 201 00:08:04,311 --> 00:08:06,002 Come on, get in. 202 00:08:06,037 --> 00:08:07,763 Get in what? That's not ours.It's my girlfriend's. 203 00:08:07,797 --> 00:08:09,109 She said we can use it to go upriver. 204 00:08:09,143 --> 00:08:10,282 -Up to where? -The temple! 205 00:08:10,317 --> 00:08:12,181 -Let's go! -The temple's up the mountain. 206 00:08:12,215 --> 00:08:14,148 She told me about a secret Chinese entrance. 207 00:08:14,183 --> 00:08:16,772 Dad, please! Just trust me. 208 00:08:16,806 --> 00:08:18,152 -Okay. -What? 209 00:08:18,187 --> 00:08:19,844 Okay. What's the worst that could happen 210 00:08:19,878 --> 00:08:21,190 if we're going the wrong way? 211 00:08:21,224 --> 00:08:23,157 -You sure about this? -Yes, yes! 212 00:08:23,192 --> 00:08:24,296 Okay. 213 00:08:24,331 --> 00:08:26,298 You're lucky I'm a boat guy. 214 00:08:26,333 --> 00:08:27,679 Load up. 215 00:08:27,714 --> 00:08:30,302 ♪♪ 216 00:08:30,337 --> 00:08:33,547 Ancient Chinese shortcut, my -- Ow! 217 00:08:36,101 --> 00:08:38,241 [ Wind chimes tinkling ] 218 00:08:38,276 --> 00:08:45,801 ♪♪ 219 00:08:45,835 --> 00:08:54,050 ♪♪ 220 00:08:54,085 --> 00:08:55,155 How'd you find me? 221 00:08:55,189 --> 00:08:56,225 We looked all over the world for you. 222 00:08:56,259 --> 00:08:58,330 Did you ever think maybe I didn't want to be found? 223 00:08:58,365 --> 00:08:59,815 Why'd you do it? Why'd you leave? 224 00:08:59,849 --> 00:09:01,920 So many different reasons. None of which were you. 225 00:09:01,955 --> 00:09:03,335 That's good to know. 226 00:09:03,370 --> 00:09:05,855 It's been a really rough year for me. 227 00:09:05,890 --> 00:09:06,994 Um, what the -- 228 00:09:07,029 --> 00:09:08,340 Oh, this is Lupe. 229 00:09:08,375 --> 00:09:09,825 I met her in Peru at that Pikachu temple. 230 00:09:09,859 --> 00:09:12,344 Mm. Mmm. 231 00:09:12,379 --> 00:09:13,863 Gracias. 232 00:09:13,898 --> 00:09:15,347 Dear God. 233 00:09:15,382 --> 00:09:17,004 I don't know what it is. 234 00:09:17,039 --> 00:09:18,661 Maybe I've just missed you so much 235 00:09:18,696 --> 00:09:20,836 that I'm just replacing you with random girls 236 00:09:20,870 --> 00:09:22,941 or you really were just the biggest cock bock in the world 237 00:09:22,976 --> 00:09:24,874 and things are finally just working out great for me. 238 00:09:24,909 --> 00:09:26,669 [ Whistles ] 239 00:09:26,704 --> 00:09:32,226 ♪♪ 240 00:09:32,261 --> 00:09:34,090 [ Speaking native language ] 241 00:09:37,922 --> 00:09:39,855 I sure hope you're being a gentleman with all these girls. 242 00:09:39,889 --> 00:09:42,133 Of course. This chick, Sunitha, I met her in India. 243 00:09:42,167 --> 00:09:44,204 Her boobs were completely different sizes. 244 00:09:44,238 --> 00:09:46,586 I didn't say anything. Did not even mention it to her. 245 00:09:48,726 --> 00:09:50,866 ♪♪ 246 00:09:50,900 --> 00:09:53,627 [ Wind howling ] 247 00:09:53,662 --> 00:09:55,318 I think he's warming up. 248 00:09:55,353 --> 00:09:57,217 I'm just really worried that he's -- 249 00:09:57,251 --> 00:09:59,046 he's leaving a trail of chaos behind him 250 00:09:59,081 --> 00:10:00,738 because we've been on the road this whole time. 251 00:10:00,772 --> 00:10:02,394 You know, he never has to face any of the consequences. 252 00:10:02,429 --> 00:10:03,879 He was making out with a child. 253 00:10:03,913 --> 00:10:05,881 Okay, in his defense, she did not look 10. 254 00:10:05,915 --> 00:10:07,745 What are you t-- We were all wearing snowsuits. 255 00:10:07,779 --> 00:10:09,988 How do you know?I'm amazing at guessing ages. 256 00:10:10,023 --> 00:10:11,749 Oh, my God. I could've worked at a carnival. 257 00:10:11,783 --> 00:10:13,129 I'm not great at guessing weight 258 00:10:13,164 --> 00:10:15,235 'cause I always think people are fatter than they are. 259 00:10:15,269 --> 00:10:16,408 -Nate. Nate. -You know, for me, it's -- 260 00:10:16,443 --> 00:10:17,755 Nate, we -- we -- we got to flip him. 261 00:10:17,789 --> 00:10:19,066 -What? -Just... 262 00:10:19,101 --> 00:10:20,412 -Oh, yeah, yeah. -Yeah, yeah, yep, yep. 263 00:10:20,447 --> 00:10:22,242 Yeah, yeah, sure. Come here, pal. 264 00:10:22,276 --> 00:10:24,106 That's it. 265 00:10:24,140 --> 00:10:26,418 No, listen, I'm not condoning what he did, okay? 266 00:10:26,453 --> 00:10:28,351 -But he didn't -- Oh! -Yeah. 267 00:10:28,386 --> 00:10:29,456 -No! -Yes. 268 00:10:29,490 --> 00:10:30,768 -No! Take him back. -No, no, no, no, no, no, no! 269 00:10:30,802 --> 00:10:32,424 -It's too weird. It's too weird. -Take him back! Take him back! 270 00:10:32,459 --> 00:10:33,840 -It's too weird. -It's not weird for me? 271 00:10:33,874 --> 00:10:35,738 -It's not sexual. -Ew! Gross! 272 00:10:35,773 --> 00:10:36,877 Why would you even say that?! Of course it's not! 273 00:10:36,912 --> 00:10:38,292 You didn't have a problem with it when he was a baby. 274 00:10:38,327 --> 00:10:39,846 You used to laugh at it. 275 00:10:39,880 --> 00:10:41,192 Yeah, 'cause it was half the size of my pinkie 276 00:10:41,226 --> 00:10:42,331 when he was a baby, and it was funny 277 00:10:42,365 --> 00:10:44,022 because no one ever tells you babies can do that. 278 00:10:44,057 --> 00:10:45,437 -Now take it back! -No! No! 279 00:10:45,472 --> 00:10:46,749 You have more experience with this. 280 00:10:46,784 --> 00:10:47,854 It should be pointing at you. 281 00:10:47,888 --> 00:10:49,787 My experience with it is pointing away from me. 282 00:10:49,821 --> 00:10:51,340 Well, is there anything we can do to get rid of it? 283 00:10:51,374 --> 00:10:52,444 Oh, my God! No! 284 00:10:52,479 --> 00:10:53,756 I don't -- I mean, I don't know! 285 00:10:53,791 --> 00:10:54,688 -Gross! -What do you mean? 286 00:10:54,723 --> 00:10:55,931 Why would you want me to -- 287 00:10:55,965 --> 00:10:57,139 Absolutely not! 288 00:10:57,173 --> 00:10:59,935 It's not a stiff neck. It's a stiff -- 289 00:10:59,969 --> 00:11:02,282 Sweetie, he's shivering. Please. 290 00:11:02,316 --> 00:11:04,146 Okay, fine. Fine. Fine. 291 00:11:04,180 --> 00:11:06,286 There's nothing weird about this, okay? 292 00:11:06,320 --> 00:11:08,944 It's just a... father and mother 293 00:11:08,978 --> 00:11:10,946 trying to warm up their son with a big -- 294 00:11:10,980 --> 00:11:12,292 You're doing great. You're doing great. 295 00:11:12,326 --> 00:11:13,327 It's not -- It's not -- I can't do it. 296 00:11:13,362 --> 00:11:14,881 I can't do it. I can't do it! 297 00:11:14,915 --> 00:11:15,985 It's too weird! I'm going to get our daughter. 298 00:11:16,020 --> 00:11:16,814 Nate, no! 299 00:11:16,848 --> 00:11:18,678 -No. No, I'm going. Sorry. -Nate! 300 00:11:25,892 --> 00:11:34,970 ♪♪ 301 00:11:35,004 --> 00:11:44,220 ♪♪ 302 00:11:44,255 --> 00:11:53,505 ♪♪ 303 00:11:53,540 --> 00:11:55,093 Hey! 304 00:11:55,128 --> 00:11:57,026 Hey, buddy! You okay? 305 00:11:58,441 --> 00:12:01,410 Buddy! Can you hear me? 306 00:12:01,444 --> 00:12:03,550 You're gonna be all right! 307 00:12:03,584 --> 00:12:05,517 I could've been a doctor! 308 00:12:05,552 --> 00:12:12,421 ♪♪ 309 00:12:12,455 --> 00:12:15,769 Aw, shit. You're dead, aren't you? 310 00:12:15,804 --> 00:12:17,219 Hey! 311 00:12:17,253 --> 00:12:20,291 Hey! This guy's dead! 312 00:12:20,325 --> 00:12:22,051 [ Speaking native language ] 313 00:12:22,086 --> 00:12:22,949 We can't leave him here! 314 00:12:22,983 --> 00:12:24,502 We got to get him off this mountain! 315 00:12:27,470 --> 00:12:29,749 No man left behind. You ever heard the expression? 316 00:12:32,613 --> 00:12:34,477 1982? 317 00:12:34,512 --> 00:12:35,962 Well, that explains the neon. 318 00:12:37,480 --> 00:12:39,586 I'm gonna get you out of here! 319 00:12:39,620 --> 00:12:42,106 I just got to find my daughter first. 320 00:12:42,140 --> 00:12:50,804 ♪♪ 321 00:12:50,839 --> 00:12:59,261 ♪♪ 322 00:12:59,295 --> 00:13:07,959 ♪♪ 323 00:13:07,994 --> 00:13:16,312 ♪♪ 324 00:13:16,347 --> 00:13:19,350 Ah! What's up, man? 325 00:13:19,384 --> 00:13:22,836 Whew! That is a hell of a climb. 326 00:13:22,871 --> 00:13:25,459 I'm assuming by the getup that, uh, this is the ancient temple. 327 00:13:26,184 --> 00:13:27,841 Yeah, that's what I thought. 328 00:13:27,876 --> 00:13:30,637 [ Grunts ] 329 00:13:30,671 --> 00:13:31,880 Whew! 330 00:13:34,192 --> 00:13:35,124 Oh, come on, man. 331 00:13:35,159 --> 00:13:38,024 I just climbed through a crippling snowstorm. 332 00:13:38,058 --> 00:13:40,198 You don't think I can make it up another 3 feet 333 00:13:40,233 --> 00:13:42,476 without being attached to a child safety string? 334 00:13:42,511 --> 00:13:44,168 Come on. I'm a pro. 335 00:13:44,202 --> 00:13:46,066 Shit. Shit. 336 00:13:48,068 --> 00:13:49,069 Aw, shit! 337 00:13:51,037 --> 00:13:53,211 [Bleep] 338 00:13:53,246 --> 00:13:55,317 [ Grunting ] 339 00:13:58,216 --> 00:14:00,667 [ Grunting continues ] 340 00:14:00,701 --> 00:14:06,190 ♪♪ 341 00:14:06,224 --> 00:14:07,536 [ Laughs ] 342 00:14:07,570 --> 00:14:09,676 Aaaah! 343 00:14:09,710 --> 00:14:11,057 Oh, shit! 344 00:14:12,610 --> 00:14:14,543 Oh, shit. 345 00:14:14,577 --> 00:14:17,063 [ Screaming, grunting ] 346 00:14:17,097 --> 00:14:23,517 ♪♪ 347 00:14:23,552 --> 00:14:25,174 Aaaah! 348 00:14:25,209 --> 00:14:26,900 Oh, I got you. 349 00:14:29,213 --> 00:14:31,594 I told you I'd come back for you! 350 00:14:31,629 --> 00:14:34,356 Yeah! I'm riding you like a motherf-- 351 00:14:34,390 --> 00:14:37,014 Aah! [ Grunts ] 352 00:14:37,048 --> 00:14:38,912 [ Screaming ] 353 00:14:41,397 --> 00:14:43,089 Aw, shit! 354 00:14:43,123 --> 00:14:45,263 [ Screaming echoing ] 355 00:14:49,716 --> 00:14:51,683 Aw, shit! Aah! 356 00:14:51,718 --> 00:14:53,375 [ Grunting ] 357 00:14:53,409 --> 00:14:59,277 ♪♪ 358 00:15:01,141 --> 00:15:02,729 [ Screaming ] 359 00:15:02,763 --> 00:15:04,420 [ Grunting ] 360 00:15:04,455 --> 00:15:06,112 Aah! 361 00:15:11,772 --> 00:15:14,085 Oh! Babe! 362 00:15:14,120 --> 00:15:15,569 I'm so glad you stayed. 363 00:15:15,604 --> 00:15:17,537 I think we should all really be together as a family 364 00:15:17,571 --> 00:15:19,573 to greet her, you know? 365 00:15:19,608 --> 00:15:22,059 All right, let's go on. The storm's passed. 366 00:15:22,093 --> 00:15:23,646 [ Breathing heavily ] 367 00:15:23,681 --> 00:15:25,959 I fell down a mountain. 368 00:15:30,999 --> 00:15:32,586 [ Doors creak ] 369 00:15:32,621 --> 00:15:38,765 ♪♪ 370 00:15:38,799 --> 00:15:45,116 ♪♪ 371 00:15:45,151 --> 00:15:46,290 [ Doors close ] 372 00:15:46,324 --> 00:15:51,743 ♪♪ 373 00:15:51,778 --> 00:15:53,780 Nate: Oh, hey. 374 00:15:53,814 --> 00:15:56,162 How are you? Good to see you again. 375 00:15:56,196 --> 00:15:58,612 I was the guy that...fell. 376 00:15:58,647 --> 00:16:00,269 Oh! You got my backpack! 377 00:16:00,304 --> 00:16:01,788 I thought I lost it. 378 00:16:01,822 --> 00:16:02,789 Ah, bless your heart. 379 00:16:02,823 --> 00:16:05,033 So, is our daughter here? 380 00:16:08,553 --> 00:16:10,659 Oh, yeah. Uh, do you have any cash? 381 00:16:10,693 --> 00:16:12,143 -Oh, yeah. -This is karma, right? 382 00:16:12,178 --> 00:16:13,179 That's what we're doing? 383 00:16:13,213 --> 00:16:15,112 -What does he need money for? -I don't know. 384 00:16:15,146 --> 00:16:17,321 Beads? Tea? Haircuts aren't free. 385 00:16:17,355 --> 00:16:18,770 Also, what do you care?I just don't want to hear anymore 386 00:16:18,805 --> 00:16:19,668 that Buddhists are the good ones. 387 00:16:19,702 --> 00:16:20,807 They all take your money. 388 00:16:20,841 --> 00:16:22,464 Hey, can you do me a favor? Be like the Buddhists 389 00:16:22,498 --> 00:16:23,810 and take a vow of silence for a few minutes? 390 00:16:23,844 --> 00:16:25,191 Sorry. 391 00:16:27,055 --> 00:16:29,333 [ Chanting ] ♪ It's fun being weird 392 00:16:29,367 --> 00:16:31,714 ♪ It's fun being weird 393 00:16:31,749 --> 00:16:34,165 ♪ It's fun being weird 394 00:16:34,200 --> 00:16:37,134 ♪ You should try it sometime 395 00:16:37,168 --> 00:16:39,515 ♪ It's fun being weird 396 00:16:39,550 --> 00:16:42,035 ♪ It's fun being weird 397 00:16:42,070 --> 00:16:44,313 ♪ It's fun being weird 398 00:16:44,348 --> 00:16:47,178 ♪ You should try it sometime 399 00:16:47,213 --> 00:16:49,560 ♪ It's fun being weird 400 00:16:49,594 --> 00:16:52,114 ♪ It's fun being weird 401 00:16:52,149 --> 00:16:54,358 ♪ It's fun being weird 402 00:16:54,392 --> 00:16:57,361 ♪ You should try it sometime 403 00:16:57,395 --> 00:16:59,535 ♪ It's fun being weird 404 00:16:59,570 --> 00:17:02,228 ♪ It's fun being weird 405 00:17:02,262 --> 00:17:04,506 ♪ It's fun being weird 406 00:17:04,540 --> 00:17:05,610 ♪ You should try it sometime 407 00:17:05,645 --> 00:17:07,716 Ha! I'm the mayor! This thing is fun! 408 00:17:07,750 --> 00:17:11,202 That's factory setting. Sorry, it's... 409 00:17:11,237 --> 00:17:13,377 Nate: Delilah, we've been to every corner 410 00:17:13,411 --> 00:17:14,861 of this earth looking for you, 411 00:17:14,895 --> 00:17:16,725 and there's nothing we wouldn't give 412 00:17:16,759 --> 00:17:19,176 to just sit quietly on a beach with you again 413 00:17:19,210 --> 00:17:23,145 and watch your amazing breasts-- breasts-- breasts-- 414 00:17:23,180 --> 00:17:25,354 breasts-- br-br-breast-- breast-- 415 00:17:25,389 --> 00:17:27,218 Stop! Stop! Stop! It's breaststroke! 416 00:17:27,253 --> 00:17:28,426 The swimming move you taught yourself. I'm -- 417 00:17:28,461 --> 00:17:30,221 Stop. Stop, please. Please, Nate, stop. 418 00:17:30,256 --> 00:17:33,086 Delilah, honey, we just -- we need one minute of your time, 419 00:17:33,121 --> 00:17:35,537 just one minute, to let you know how much we love you. 420 00:17:42,440 --> 00:17:44,235 What the -- 421 00:17:44,270 --> 00:17:45,719 Who are you? 422 00:17:45,754 --> 00:17:47,204 Where's my daughter? 423 00:17:47,238 --> 00:17:49,758 W-What have you done with my daughter? 424 00:17:49,792 --> 00:17:52,278 This is her song. How do you know this song? 425 00:17:52,312 --> 00:17:54,452 Where is my daughter?! 426 00:17:54,487 --> 00:17:56,282 How do you know this song?! 427 00:17:56,316 --> 00:17:57,800 YouTube. 428 00:17:57,835 --> 00:17:59,768 ♪ It's fun being weird♪ 429 00:17:59,802 --> 00:18:01,770 ♪ It's fun being weird♪ 430 00:18:01,804 --> 00:18:03,737 ♪ It's fun being weird♪ 431 00:18:03,772 --> 00:18:06,464 ♪ You should try it sometime♪ 432 00:18:06,499 --> 00:18:08,432 ♪ It's fun being weird♪ 433 00:18:08,466 --> 00:18:11,228 ♪ You should try it sometime♪ 434 00:18:11,262 --> 00:18:13,644 Jared: I want to go home.Robin: I know, honey. We're going home. 435 00:18:13,678 --> 00:18:14,921 Not like a hotel, like home, home. 436 00:18:14,955 --> 00:18:16,405 I don't want to travel anymore. 437 00:18:16,440 --> 00:18:17,889 I want a full-size toothpaste. 438 00:18:17,924 --> 00:18:19,305 Okay, we'll get you one of those. 439 00:18:30,488 --> 00:18:33,457 I can't go. I need my daughter back. 440 00:18:33,491 --> 00:18:34,803 So do I. 441 00:18:34,837 --> 00:18:36,943 But she doesn't want to come home. 442 00:18:36,977 --> 00:18:38,462 Nate, she's off seeing the world, 443 00:18:38,496 --> 00:18:39,808 and we have to face the fact 444 00:18:39,842 --> 00:18:41,292 that she doesn't want to be found. 445 00:18:41,327 --> 00:18:42,811 I can't live without her, okay? 446 00:18:42,845 --> 00:18:44,261 That means I can't leave without her. 447 00:18:44,295 --> 00:18:45,227 What about us? 448 00:18:45,262 --> 00:18:47,781 I need a husband. Jared needs a father. 449 00:18:47,816 --> 00:18:49,473 And I can't be good at either of those things 450 00:18:49,507 --> 00:18:50,474 until I have her back. 451 00:18:50,508 --> 00:18:51,509 Listen to me. 452 00:18:51,544 --> 00:18:53,649 If we don't start learning from our mistakes, 453 00:18:53,684 --> 00:18:55,341 we are doomed to repeat them. 454 00:18:55,375 --> 00:18:57,308 Thought you hated Buddhists.That's not Buddhism. 455 00:18:57,343 --> 00:18:59,310 It's just me calling my shitty parenting a mistake. 456 00:18:59,345 --> 00:19:01,485 I get it. I suck. 457 00:19:01,519 --> 00:19:03,280 But I don't want the same thing to happen to him. 458 00:19:03,314 --> 00:19:04,833 I have like maybe two years left with him, 459 00:19:04,867 --> 00:19:05,972 and I need to make them count. 460 00:19:06,006 --> 00:19:08,871 So please, Nate, let's go home. 461 00:19:08,906 --> 00:19:10,183 Come on. 462 00:19:10,218 --> 00:19:12,358 [ Helicopter whirring ] 463 00:19:17,742 --> 00:19:18,985 I love you both. 464 00:19:19,019 --> 00:19:21,194 -Honey, she's not here. -I got to check. 465 00:19:22,333 --> 00:19:23,852 -Okay, they're good. -Nate! No! 466 00:19:23,886 --> 00:19:26,855 What are you doing? She's not here! 467 00:19:26,889 --> 00:19:28,822 Nate! Come back! 468 00:19:28,857 --> 00:19:37,728 ♪♪ 469 00:19:37,762 --> 00:19:46,702 ♪♪ 470 00:19:46,737 --> 00:19:55,780 ♪♪ 471 00:19:59,508 --> 00:20:01,993 [ Men chanting in native language ] 472 00:20:02,028 --> 00:20:08,483 ♪♪ 473 00:20:08,517 --> 00:20:15,248 ♪♪ 474 00:20:15,283 --> 00:20:17,008 Hey, guys, just checking in from Rome. 475 00:20:17,043 --> 00:20:19,425 You know, being weird. Not doing what the Romans do. 476 00:20:19,459 --> 00:20:21,703 Just going for a paddle in New Zealand. 477 00:20:21,737 --> 00:20:24,361 Hut-hut! Hut-hut! 478 00:20:24,395 --> 00:20:27,674 This is my 18th and final video from Egypt. 479 00:20:27,709 --> 00:20:30,505 Hey, mate, you said you were gonna help us row. 480 00:20:30,539 --> 00:20:31,920 [ Australian accent ] Oh, sorry, mate. 481 00:20:31,954 --> 00:20:33,370 I'm just exhausted, you know, mentally. 482 00:20:33,404 --> 00:20:35,026 Been looking for my daughter for over a year. 483 00:20:35,061 --> 00:20:36,683 You know, you wouldn't believe how hard it is 484 00:20:36,718 --> 00:20:39,030 to find one person on this tiny globe. 485 00:20:39,065 --> 00:20:41,032 You know, it's like finding a needle in a haystack. 486 00:20:41,067 --> 00:20:43,034 Or more like a corn dog in Egypt. 487 00:20:43,069 --> 00:20:45,036 [ Normal voice ] Is that a Maori phrase? 488 00:20:45,071 --> 00:20:46,555 I like that. I'm gonna use that. 489 00:20:46,590 --> 00:20:49,558 No, man, I'm saying she's eating a corn dog in Egypt. 490 00:20:49,593 --> 00:20:51,353 That's weird. 491 00:20:51,388 --> 00:20:53,286 That isweird. 492 00:20:53,321 --> 00:20:55,530 There's no corn dogs in Egypt. 493 00:20:55,564 --> 00:20:57,566 There's no corn dogs in Egypt! 494 00:20:57,601 --> 00:20:59,879 This is my 18th and final video. 495 00:20:59,913 --> 00:21:01,225 That's just par for the course. 496 00:21:01,260 --> 00:21:03,917 Man: She's eating a corn dog in Egypt. That's weird. 497 00:21:03,952 --> 00:21:05,574 Delilah: Hut-hut! Hut-hut! 498 00:21:05,609 --> 00:21:06,644 Putt-putt. 499 00:21:11,753 --> 00:21:13,720 Guys, it's putt-putt! 500 00:21:13,755 --> 00:21:15,066 She went to putt-putt! 501 00:21:15,101 --> 00:21:16,999 This is in Syracuse! 502 00:21:17,034 --> 00:21:17,931 She didn't go anywhere! 503 00:21:17,966 --> 00:21:20,002 I used to take her here all the time! 504 00:21:20,037 --> 00:21:22,384 I'd be so mad at myself for being such an idiot 505 00:21:22,419 --> 00:21:24,075 and not realizing this 506 00:21:24,110 --> 00:21:26,664 [Crying] but I'm so happy right now. 507 00:21:29,702 --> 00:21:31,428 You're a very wise culture. 508 00:21:31,462 --> 00:21:32,601 Cheer up, buddy. 509 00:21:32,636 --> 00:21:34,741 -Te waka. -"Te waka"means "canoe." 510 00:21:34,776 --> 00:21:36,018 Te waka! 511 00:21:36,053 --> 00:21:38,676 Oh, hell! You should probably stay in it! 512 00:21:38,711 --> 00:21:40,747 'Cause that's a long swim, bro! 513 00:21:40,782 --> 00:21:42,784 [ Men chanting in native language ]