1 00:00:07,355 --> 00:00:10,965 ANNOUNCER: Mayans. All new Tuesdays at 10:00 on FX. 2 00:00:12,316 --> 00:00:14,576 FX presentsMr. Inbetween. 3 00:00:30,334 --> 00:00:32,084 RAY: We there yet? 4 00:00:32,119 --> 00:00:35,209 No, you impatient cunt. 5 00:00:37,254 --> 00:00:39,954 So what's the surprise? 6 00:00:39,996 --> 00:00:42,126 Not telling. 7 00:00:42,172 --> 00:00:44,742 Why not? 8 00:00:44,783 --> 00:00:47,093 'Cause it's fucking surprise. 9 00:00:47,134 --> 00:00:48,924 That's the whole point of a surprise. 10 00:00:48,961 --> 00:00:52,231 You don't tell the other person 'cause then it just... 11 00:00:52,269 --> 00:00:54,229 it ruins the surprise. 12 00:00:55,359 --> 00:00:57,229 But I don't like surprises. 13 00:00:57,274 --> 00:00:59,194 Well, you'll fucking like this one. 14 00:00:59,233 --> 00:01:00,453 -Yeah, we'll see. -You'll like this one. 15 00:01:00,495 --> 00:01:01,835 Yeah, we'll see. 16 00:01:03,237 --> 00:01:04,797 Look the other way. 17 00:01:04,847 --> 00:01:07,147 I didn't come out this far for you to fuck it up. 18 00:01:07,197 --> 00:01:10,237 Close your eyes. Look the other way. 19 00:01:10,287 --> 00:01:12,457 This better be fucking good, mate, I tell you. 20 00:01:12,507 --> 00:01:13,807 Just close your eyes. 21 00:01:14,813 --> 00:01:16,123 They're closed. 22 00:01:17,555 --> 00:01:19,375 Put your hands out. 23 00:01:22,778 --> 00:01:24,258 Get fucked. 24 00:01:24,301 --> 00:01:26,261 -Fuck off. 25 00:01:26,303 --> 00:01:29,133 You like surprises now 26 00:01:29,176 --> 00:01:30,476 That's a Sterling. 27 00:01:30,525 --> 00:01:32,655 Nah, that's a Patchett. 28 00:01:33,745 --> 00:01:35,135 Patchett? 29 00:01:35,182 --> 00:01:36,402 Better than a Sterling. 30 00:01:36,444 --> 00:01:38,404 Better than the Sten. 31 00:01:38,446 --> 00:01:40,316 Pretty much won us World War II. 32 00:01:40,361 --> 00:01:41,841 It'll blow your fuckin' head off. 33 00:01:41,884 --> 00:01:43,284 What are you doing with them? 34 00:01:43,320 --> 00:01:45,800 Gonna make some fruit salad. 35 00:01:55,593 --> 00:01:57,123 Stay. 36 00:02:07,605 --> 00:02:09,385 You ready? 37 00:02:15,222 --> 00:02:16,882 This is it, mate. 38 00:02:28,583 --> 00:02:30,803 Merry fuckin' Christmas. 39 00:02:43,075 --> 00:02:45,685 All right, I've got another one for you. 40 00:02:45,730 --> 00:02:47,560 RAY: Yeah? 41 00:02:47,602 --> 00:02:50,432 Would you rather have great sex or great food? 42 00:02:52,824 --> 00:02:54,094 Great food. 43 00:02:54,130 --> 00:02:55,610 Well, that's boring. 44 00:02:55,653 --> 00:02:57,353 RAY: Well, you gotta eat. 45 00:02:57,394 --> 00:02:59,484 Yeah, but if you're going to have the great food, 46 00:02:59,527 --> 00:03:01,487 then you gotta have the bad sex. 47 00:03:01,529 --> 00:03:03,399 What's bad sex? 48 00:03:03,444 --> 00:03:05,494 ALLY: Oh, that's the sex I have with you. 49 00:03:05,533 --> 00:03:07,713 Oh. Very funny. 50 00:03:07,752 --> 00:03:10,452 All right, if you're gonna have the... 51 00:03:10,494 --> 00:03:11,934 the great food, 52 00:03:11,974 --> 00:03:13,724 then you've gotta have bad sex 53 00:03:13,758 --> 00:03:16,408 with, like, some stinky, crusty old granny. 54 00:03:17,501 --> 00:03:19,461 I'll have the great sex, then. 55 00:03:19,503 --> 00:03:21,643 ALLY: Okay, but then you gotta have the bad food. 56 00:03:21,679 --> 00:03:23,509 What's bad food? 57 00:03:23,551 --> 00:03:25,251 ALLY: I don't know. What a food you don't like? 58 00:03:25,292 --> 00:03:27,252 Sandwiches. 59 00:03:27,294 --> 00:03:29,604 What do... Who doesn't like sandwiches? 60 00:03:29,644 --> 00:03:31,524 I don't fucking like sandwiches. 61 00:03:31,559 --> 00:03:33,039 ALLY: What do you mean? 62 00:03:33,082 --> 00:03:36,262 I mean, toasted's all right, but not fuckin' raw ones. 63 00:03:36,303 --> 00:03:38,743 Well, what is a raw sandwich? 64 00:03:38,783 --> 00:03:40,523 Not toasted. 65 00:03:40,568 --> 00:03:41,868 A bit of bread with some shit in it. 66 00:03:41,917 --> 00:03:44,087 Yeah, all right, fine, okay. 67 00:03:44,136 --> 00:03:46,526 If you're gonna have the great sex, 68 00:03:46,574 --> 00:03:48,184 then you have to eat raw sandwiches 69 00:03:48,228 --> 00:03:49,928 for the rest of forever. 70 00:03:49,968 --> 00:03:53,148 How about I eat the sandwiches while I'm having the great sex? 71 00:03:53,189 --> 00:03:55,059 ALLY: Yeah, if you want. 72 00:03:55,104 --> 00:03:56,544 Sure, why not? 73 00:03:56,584 --> 00:03:58,284 All right, I'll do that, then. 74 00:03:58,325 --> 00:04:00,535 Won't even notice. 75 00:04:17,387 --> 00:04:18,947 FREDDY: Bobby. 76 00:04:18,997 --> 00:04:21,297 -Hi. 77 00:04:29,617 --> 00:04:31,007 How you doing? 78 00:04:31,053 --> 00:04:33,143 Yeah, good. 79 00:04:33,185 --> 00:04:35,445 Ray, Davros. 80 00:04:35,492 --> 00:04:37,412 How you going, mate? 81 00:04:45,415 --> 00:04:48,415 So, Ray... 82 00:04:48,462 --> 00:04:51,422 did Freddy explain why I wanted to see you? 83 00:04:53,467 --> 00:04:54,557 Yeah. 84 00:04:59,516 --> 00:05:01,606 So how is your friend? 85 00:05:01,649 --> 00:05:03,829 He's been better. 86 00:05:03,868 --> 00:05:05,258 Yeah? 87 00:05:05,305 --> 00:05:07,385 Right. 88 00:05:07,437 --> 00:05:08,957 I heard he was in a coma. 89 00:05:13,051 --> 00:05:15,661 That's the way it goes, eh? No hard feelings. 90 00:05:20,624 --> 00:05:22,844 Well, I'm afraid there are hard feelings. 91 00:05:22,887 --> 00:05:25,717 Quite a lot of hard feelings, actually. 92 00:05:25,760 --> 00:05:27,540 Are there? 93 00:05:27,588 --> 00:05:30,068 That's why we're having this chat. 94 00:05:32,462 --> 00:05:35,602 You can't go around bashing my guys. 95 00:05:35,639 --> 00:05:39,509 But your guys can go around bashing my friends, can they? 96 00:05:39,556 --> 00:05:42,296 Look, we had no idea you were friends 97 00:05:42,342 --> 00:05:43,602 with the guy that got bashed. 98 00:05:43,647 --> 00:05:45,647 I know you and Freddy are friends, 99 00:05:45,693 --> 00:05:47,613 and out of respect for Freddy, 100 00:05:47,651 --> 00:05:50,001 my guys wouldn't have done what they did had they known. 101 00:05:50,045 --> 00:05:51,475 If they did... 102 00:05:54,310 --> 00:05:56,050 ...I would've put them in the hospital myself. 103 00:06:01,578 --> 00:06:04,968 Did you know Freddy and I are family? 104 00:06:05,016 --> 00:06:06,276 He does now. 105 00:06:07,802 --> 00:06:09,672 He does now. 106 00:06:13,068 --> 00:06:14,458 Good. 107 00:06:14,504 --> 00:06:18,334 Well, we all know where we stand now, 108 00:06:18,378 --> 00:06:20,948 so we're good, right? 109 00:06:35,525 --> 00:06:39,265 Come on, get up. Get up there. 110 00:06:39,311 --> 00:06:42,621 In the future, if there is a problem, 111 00:06:42,663 --> 00:06:46,713 you won't go off half-cocked. 112 00:06:46,754 --> 00:06:49,894 You just keep your guys in line, mate, okay? 113 00:06:49,931 --> 00:06:53,891 And then I won't have to do it for you. 114 00:06:59,941 --> 00:07:01,941 Nice to meet you. 115 00:07:05,120 --> 00:07:08,380 Jesus Christ. 116 00:07:08,428 --> 00:07:11,558 Don't even think about it. 117 00:07:11,605 --> 00:07:14,215 Trust me, don't even think about it. 118 00:07:31,668 --> 00:07:33,448 WOMAN: Go, go, go, keep it moving! 119 00:07:38,719 --> 00:07:40,759 BRITTANY: Bella, Bella, over here! 120 00:07:42,157 --> 00:07:44,547 GIRL: Hey, Britt! Brittany! 121 00:08:07,965 --> 00:08:09,785 WOMAN : But even though there are lots 122 00:08:09,837 --> 00:08:11,747 of different types of stag beetles, 123 00:08:11,795 --> 00:08:14,445 many are facing a loss of habitat that is threatening... 124 00:08:14,494 --> 00:08:15,544 What's that? 125 00:08:15,582 --> 00:08:18,022 Bug Versus Bug. I'm obsessed with it. 126 00:08:18,062 --> 00:08:20,762 Last night they had... had two spiders. 127 00:08:20,804 --> 00:08:22,944 They had this, like, jumping spider and a spitting spider. 128 00:08:22,980 --> 00:08:24,980 And the jumping spider, he attacks the other one, 129 00:08:25,026 --> 00:08:27,456 -and jumps on him, but he misses. -Mm. 130 00:08:27,507 --> 00:08:30,247 And the spitting spider, he then shoots out this kinda, like... 131 00:08:30,292 --> 00:08:31,552 What are these idiots doing? 132 00:08:33,730 --> 00:08:36,730 Having a good old fuckin' chit-chat. 133 00:08:47,091 --> 00:08:50,401 Oh, fuck, here we go. 134 00:08:52,880 --> 00:08:54,660 -Oh! -I'll fuckin' give you one of those, you fuckin' little turd. 135 00:08:54,708 --> 00:08:56,408 Ray! 136 00:08:56,448 --> 00:08:58,278 -Yeah, you better run, you fuckin' cocksucker. 137 00:08:58,320 --> 00:08:59,500 Eh 138 00:09:07,547 --> 00:09:10,067 Yeah, fuckin' run, you little bitch. 139 00:09:20,342 --> 00:09:21,652 What? 140 00:09:21,691 --> 00:09:23,521 Wh... What the fuck... 141 00:09:23,563 --> 00:09:25,703 Just get in the car, luv. Get in. 142 00:09:39,709 --> 00:09:41,449 Do you want a cuppa? 143 00:09:42,930 --> 00:09:44,580 S... Uh, yeah, sure. 144 00:09:52,287 --> 00:09:54,857 Hey, hey, can we talk? 145 00:09:54,898 --> 00:09:55,938 Yeah, what's up? 146 00:09:57,814 --> 00:10:01,864 What happened today with those guys... 147 00:10:04,778 --> 00:10:07,128 It's-it's kinda really bothering me. 148 00:10:08,564 --> 00:10:09,654 Mm? 149 00:10:12,350 --> 00:10:15,750 Um, I mean, I know they were being assholes, but... 150 00:10:17,355 --> 00:10:18,915 Mm. 151 00:10:18,966 --> 00:10:21,446 Like, you were really violent. 152 00:10:21,490 --> 00:10:23,710 And it bothers me. 153 00:10:23,753 --> 00:10:25,713 What was I supposed to do? 154 00:10:27,191 --> 00:10:30,721 I just... feel like you could have... 155 00:10:30,760 --> 00:10:34,680 you could have at least tried to talk to the guy, you know? 156 00:10:34,721 --> 00:10:38,331 Maybe tried to defuse the situation. 157 00:10:38,376 --> 00:10:41,676 Yeah, but, uh... 158 00:10:41,728 --> 00:10:43,118 that would have given his partner 159 00:10:43,164 --> 00:10:45,044 time to get out of the car. 160 00:10:45,079 --> 00:10:49,389 And then I'm dealing with two assholes instead of one. 161 00:10:49,431 --> 00:10:52,701 I mean, one-on-one... yeah, sure. 162 00:10:52,739 --> 00:10:56,089 But, uh, two-on-one, 163 00:10:56,133 --> 00:10:58,923 it's just too risky. 164 00:10:58,962 --> 00:11:01,922 And you're there. I don't want you getting hurt, so... 165 00:11:04,315 --> 00:11:07,005 Sure. Yeah. 166 00:11:09,799 --> 00:11:11,189 Okay? 167 00:11:11,235 --> 00:11:13,185 Yeah. 168 00:11:16,850 --> 00:11:18,900 Thank you, Max. Thank you. 169 00:11:18,939 --> 00:11:22,069 Uh... Ray. 170 00:11:22,116 --> 00:11:25,766 How many, uh, how many people-- if you had to guess-- 171 00:11:25,815 --> 00:11:28,725 how many people would you say that you've assaulted? 172 00:11:28,775 --> 00:11:30,555 Heaps. 173 00:11:30,602 --> 00:11:33,302 And how do you feel about that? 174 00:11:33,344 --> 00:11:35,744 Fine. They had it coming to 'em. 175 00:11:35,782 --> 00:11:37,352 And what did they do? 176 00:11:37,392 --> 00:11:40,222 It depends. Uh... 177 00:11:40,264 --> 00:11:44,094 I mean, I'm pretty big on just respect. 178 00:11:44,138 --> 00:11:48,098 So, like, if you respect me, I respect you. 179 00:11:48,142 --> 00:11:51,362 Now, if you don't, we got a problem. 180 00:11:51,406 --> 00:11:53,356 Well, let's talk about the most recent assault, 181 00:11:53,408 --> 00:11:56,588 the one with the two youths. 182 00:11:56,628 --> 00:11:59,678 No, I only bashed one of 'em. 183 00:11:59,719 --> 00:12:01,759 And, um, they weren't youths. 184 00:12:01,808 --> 00:12:03,808 They were, like, in their 20s. 185 00:12:03,853 --> 00:12:06,683 Well, let's call them young men, then. 186 00:12:06,726 --> 00:12:08,896 Uh, yeah. So, uh, 187 00:12:08,945 --> 00:12:10,595 I was walking down the street with me daughter, 188 00:12:10,642 --> 00:12:14,912 and two guys come along, bumped into her, 189 00:12:14,951 --> 00:12:18,041 and she had an ice cream and, 190 00:12:18,085 --> 00:12:19,995 you know, dropped her ice cream and... 191 00:12:20,043 --> 00:12:21,263 So you assaulted him? 192 00:12:23,220 --> 00:12:25,790 Well, no. They started... 193 00:12:25,832 --> 00:12:27,662 then they started swearing, 194 00:12:27,703 --> 00:12:29,973 and she's only eight, so... 195 00:12:30,010 --> 00:12:32,930 So you bashed him 196 00:12:32,969 --> 00:12:35,839 while your daughter was just standing there. 197 00:12:35,885 --> 00:12:38,055 No, not while she was standing there. 198 00:12:38,105 --> 00:12:39,885 I bashed him later. 199 00:12:39,933 --> 00:12:42,673 Okay, well, how did you feel afterwards, 200 00:12:42,718 --> 00:12:44,678 after it was... after it all happened? 201 00:12:44,720 --> 00:12:45,980 Fine. 202 00:12:47,984 --> 00:12:50,254 Do you enjoy hitting people? 203 00:12:50,291 --> 00:12:54,081 I wouldn't say I enjoy hitting people. 204 00:12:54,121 --> 00:12:55,951 You know, if I hit somebody, 205 00:12:55,992 --> 00:12:58,172 I generally got a pretty good reason. 206 00:12:58,212 --> 00:13:00,172 And you think you had a good reason? 207 00:13:00,214 --> 00:13:02,224 Didn't I just say that? 208 00:13:02,259 --> 00:13:05,309 So can you remind me again what that reason was? 209 00:13:05,349 --> 00:13:08,879 Well, they were being assholes. 210 00:13:08,918 --> 00:13:12,528 The world is full of assholes, Ray, you do realize that. 211 00:13:12,574 --> 00:13:15,274 Yeah, and you know why? 212 00:13:15,316 --> 00:13:18,056 Why? 213 00:13:18,101 --> 00:13:21,711 'Cause people let them get away with it. 214 00:13:21,757 --> 00:13:25,107 See, if you're in jail, right, and you fuck with somebody, 215 00:13:25,152 --> 00:13:28,072 you disrespect somebody, you can end up dead. 216 00:13:28,111 --> 00:13:30,111 There's consequences. 217 00:13:30,157 --> 00:13:31,847 But out here in the real world, 218 00:13:31,898 --> 00:13:35,768 there's no consequences, all right? 219 00:13:35,815 --> 00:13:37,895 So next time these two pricks are walking down the street 220 00:13:37,947 --> 00:13:39,557 and they start thinking, 221 00:13:39,601 --> 00:13:40,861 "Oh, we might go and fuck with somebody," 222 00:13:40,907 --> 00:13:42,727 they're gonna think twice about it, 223 00:13:42,778 --> 00:13:46,648 which is good for everybody. 224 00:13:46,695 --> 00:13:48,735 So, in your mind, 225 00:13:48,784 --> 00:13:51,134 you've done society a favor. 226 00:13:51,178 --> 00:13:52,698 Yeah. 227 00:13:55,835 --> 00:13:57,575 Well, I guess, on behalf of society, 228 00:13:57,619 --> 00:13:59,879 I should say thank you. 229 00:14:03,930 --> 00:14:05,450 PETER: Steve, how are, uh... 230 00:14:05,496 --> 00:14:09,146 how are things at home since, uh, since we last spoke? 231 00:14:26,996 --> 00:14:29,606 -There you go. -It's about time. 232 00:14:29,651 --> 00:14:31,741 Oh, sorry. 233 00:14:31,783 --> 00:14:34,963 -Bruce, Ally. -G'day, mate. 234 00:14:35,004 --> 00:14:36,534 ALLY: Nice to meet you. 235 00:14:36,571 --> 00:14:38,401 -Yeah, good. Good, thanks. 236 00:14:38,442 --> 00:14:39,882 Britt, you wanna... 237 00:14:42,185 --> 00:14:44,795 -Hi. -Hello, Brittany. I'm Ally. 238 00:14:44,840 --> 00:14:47,970 -Nice to meet you. -Nice to meet you, too. 239 00:14:48,017 --> 00:14:50,057 Your dad tells me you're a bit of a legend 240 00:14:50,106 --> 00:14:51,056 on the netball court. 241 00:14:51,107 --> 00:14:53,017 I'm okay. 242 00:14:53,066 --> 00:14:55,106 Okay? I'm sure you're better than okay. 243 00:14:55,155 --> 00:14:56,585 Do you wanna come see my room? 244 00:14:56,634 --> 00:14:59,074 Sure, I'd love to. Lead the way. 245 00:14:59,115 --> 00:15:01,765 -It's over here. -Okay. 246 00:15:01,813 --> 00:15:03,903 Top shelf. 247 00:15:04,991 --> 00:15:07,821 How'd she end up with you? 248 00:15:07,863 --> 00:15:11,653 -She must be desperate. -Mm. 249 00:15:11,693 --> 00:15:13,563 Did you do that? 250 00:15:13,608 --> 00:15:14,828 BRITTANY: Yeah. 251 00:15:14,870 --> 00:15:16,350 That is awesome. 252 00:15:17,873 --> 00:15:19,533 This is Patrick. 253 00:15:19,570 --> 00:15:21,010 Hello, Patrick. 254 00:15:21,050 --> 00:15:24,360 He's got a lovely mane. He's very beautiful. 255 00:15:24,401 --> 00:15:27,141 Are you gonna marry my dad? 256 00:15:29,232 --> 00:15:31,102 Um... 257 00:15:31,147 --> 00:15:34,187 Uh... 258 00:15:34,237 --> 00:15:37,977 Do you know... actually, I don't know. 259 00:15:38,024 --> 00:15:39,904 -Okay. 260 00:15:39,939 --> 00:15:42,419 Did you know that my dad's seen a real unicorn before? 261 00:15:42,463 --> 00:15:44,643 -Mm-hmm. 262 00:15:44,682 --> 00:15:47,032 He said he saw it in the Blue Mountains. 263 00:15:47,076 --> 00:15:49,686 Okay. Wow. 264 00:15:49,731 --> 00:15:51,561 We're gonna go to look for one. 265 00:15:51,602 --> 00:15:53,562 Right. 266 00:15:53,604 --> 00:15:55,264 Do you wanna come? 267 00:15:55,302 --> 00:15:57,652 Yes, I would love to come. That'd be great. 268 00:15:57,695 --> 00:15:59,085 Okay, cool. 269 00:16:00,176 --> 00:16:01,396 Cool. 270 00:17:04,240 --> 00:17:06,240 ♪ 271 00:17:38,187 --> 00:17:40,187 ♪ 272 00:18:46,255 --> 00:18:48,255 ♪ 273 00:21:25,240 --> 00:21:27,240 ♪ 274 00:21:43,650 --> 00:21:45,350 ♪ 275 00:22:09,110 --> 00:22:11,160 Where have you been? 276 00:22:11,199 --> 00:22:13,639 Run out of smokes. 277 00:22:13,680 --> 00:22:15,510 Oh. 278 00:22:16,552 --> 00:22:19,212 What's that smell? 279 00:22:19,250 --> 00:22:21,510 What smell? 280 00:22:21,557 --> 00:22:24,867 I don't know, it's like a... 281 00:22:24,908 --> 00:22:29,568 it's like a burning sort of chemically sort of smell. 282 00:22:37,094 --> 00:22:40,104 ["Reckless" by Australian Crawl playing] 283 00:22:42,448 --> 00:22:48,278 ♪ I miss our early morning wrestle♪ 284 00:22:51,500 --> 00:22:56,290 ♪ Not a very happy♪ 285 00:22:56,331 --> 00:22:59,641 ♪ Way to start the day♪ 286 00:23:04,034 --> 00:23:07,084 ♪ She don't like♪ 287 00:23:07,124 --> 00:23:11,564 ♪ That kind of behavior♪ 288 00:23:11,607 --> 00:23:15,917 ♪ She don't like♪ 289 00:23:15,959 --> 00:23:18,919 ♪ That kind of behavior♪ 290 00:23:18,962 --> 00:23:21,922 ♪ So♪ 291 00:23:21,965 --> 00:23:25,705 ♪ Throw down your guns♪ 292 00:23:25,752 --> 00:23:30,672 ♪ Don't be so reckless♪ 293 00:23:30,713 --> 00:23:34,373 ♪ Throw down your guns...♪ 294 00:23:42,682 --> 00:23:44,642 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH 295 00:23:47,861 --> 00:23:50,471 -Bit of this. 296 00:23:52,518 --> 00:23:54,218 Bit of that. 297 00:24:13,408 --> 00:24:16,978 ANNOUNCER: Mayans. All new Tuesdays at 10:00 on FX. 298 00:24:28,684 --> 00:24:30,734 ANNOUNCER: American Horror Story: Apocalypse. 299 00:24:30,773 --> 00:24:33,343 All new, Wednesdays at 10:00 on FX. 300 00:24:34,995 --> 00:24:38,215 If there are any good spirits here, let yourself be known. 301 00:24:39,390 --> 00:24:40,700 WOMAN: Thirteen. 302 00:24:42,176 --> 00:24:43,656 Bar mitzvah. 303 00:24:46,572 --> 00:24:48,662 -F. -X. -X.