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(men humming)

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(revving)

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(engine revving)

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(humming continues)

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ANNOUNCER: Mayans.
All new Tuesdays at 10:00 on FX.

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FX presents Mr. Inbetween.

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(cars whooshing past)

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(footsteps approaching)

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Raymond. Sup?

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Where's, uh, where's Freddy?

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How come you didn't
put the bet on?

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I did.
I told ya.

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You talk to Mick?

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Yeah. And he said you didn't
put the fuckin' bet on.

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Oh, he's a fuckin' liar.

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Careful, mate.

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What?

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I've known Mick for 20 years.

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Ray... I swear to God,
I put the bet on.

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I don't know
what Mick's talkin' about.

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(sniffs)

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Uh, I got Matt here.

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MAN:
What'd he say?

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He reckons Mick's full of shit.

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What do you think?

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I think somebody's
full of shit.

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Put him on.

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Freddy wants a word with you.

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Oh, yeah.

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Freddy.

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-Mattie.
-Sup?

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Look, Mattie, I like you,

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but I can't have people
working for me

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that I can't trust, okay?

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What you talkin' about?

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Well, if you didn't
put the bet on, that's fine.

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I mean, it cost me 30 grand,
so it's a...

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it's a problem,
but we all fuck up, right?

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Uh... I put the bet on,
I d... I...

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But lying?
I can't have you lying to me.

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So, if you have something
to say, now's the time.

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Yeah, I fucked up,

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-I'm sorry, mate.
-So why didn't you
put the bet on?

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I... I was gonna
put the bet on,

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but I just...
I... I ran into a mate,

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and he had some gear,
and... yeah, I...

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-just fucked up, man.
-Hey, we all fuck up, man.

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The important thing
is that you're honest about it.

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Fuck, I'm... I'm sorry, mate.

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Forget it! Forget it.
Put Ray back on.

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Okay, thanks, Freddy.

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Yeah, mate?

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Fuck him up a bit.
Nothin' permanent, but...

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Okay.
Hold on.

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Next time Freddy
tells you to do somethin', mate,

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just fuckin' do it, huh?

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I know, I know,
I'm sorry, mate, I just...

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What an idiot.
(short chuckle)

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Oh, shit!

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(grunts)

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(gasping, coughing)

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(alarm clock beeps)

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(water running)

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(sighs)

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(sniffs)

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(music playing in distance)

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* Got a body like that *

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* The way you move
when you move *

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* It does something to me *

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* Bring your body
in this work you're doing *

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-* Like that *
-* Like that *

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What's news, my friend?

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No news.

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-No news?
-Nah.

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What's news with you?

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-I got some bad news.
-Yeah?

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I had a bad week this week.

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You have a bad week
every week.

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What?

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How long we been
doin' business?

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I'm a little hurt here, Ray,
to be honest.

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Don't turn this around
on me, shithead.

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You should have the money.

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Okay, okay, okay.

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I got a guy owes me ten.

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All right?
Over in Ashfield.

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You wanna go get that?

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You can keep it.

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Okay, so ten...

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plus a G on top.

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For what?

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For collectin' on the debt.

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Collecting on the d...
You're keeping the money.

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I know, but I shouldn't
have to go and get the money

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from somebody else, should I?

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Hey, hey, you met Nicky?

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Nicky!
This is Ray!

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This is the guy
I was tellin' you about.

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Hey, mate.

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How're ya goin', buddy,
all right?

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-Yeah, good. Yourself?
-Yeah, good.

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Hey, go take him
to see that guy in Ashfield.

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NICK:
Yeah, sure.

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-* Like that *
-* Like that *

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-* Like that * - Like that *

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* Like that *

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* When your body
lets me do it like that *

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-* Like that *
-* Like that *

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-* Like that *
-* Like that... *

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So, how long you been
workin' for Freddy?

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(sniffs)
So you wanna have a go

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at this guy at Ashfield,
then, or...

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Fuck, yeah.

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(door opens)

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(man speaking
indistinctly on radio)

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All yours.

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You Terry?

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Who the fuck are you?

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Fuckin' tell you
who I am, motherfucker.

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Where the fuck's the money?!
Where is it?

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-What money?
-Fuckin' Freddy's money!

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-Where is it?
-TERRY: Uh, hold on.

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-Don't tell me to hold on,
you fuckin' cocksucker.
-Aah!

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I'll get it, okay?
I'll get the money, okay?

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NICK:
Well, hurry up.

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Look, I haven't got it now...

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but I can get it later.

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I'll get it at the end
of the week.

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-No, now.
-I don't have it.

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Come on, mate.

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I'm not your mate, dickhead.

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-I'm gonna count to three.
-I don't have it.

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-One...
-Look, I'll get it...
end of this week.

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-I swear.
-Two...

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Uh, please, sorry.
Mate, don't...

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How long you been
married, Terry?

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Uh... 12 years.

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Got your wallet?

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There's a... there's
a couple hundred in here.

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I can go to the ATM
and get some...

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No, don't worry
about it, mate.

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Oh, yeah.

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Nice-lookin' family.

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-Thanks.
-Very nice.

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You live in Kirribilli.

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-Yeah.
-Huh?

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Hartley Crescent.

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I like Kirribilli,
it's a very, very nice place.

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You stay here with him,
mate, all right?

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Well, where are you goin'?

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I'm goin' to Kirribilli.

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No... Uh, look, um, uh...

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I'll-I'll get you
your money, okay?

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-Um...
-I don't want any money.

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What do you mean?
Well, it's not my job

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to collect money.
It's his job.

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What's your job?

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My job's to make you sorry

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you didn't pay
when you had the chance.

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Look... I wanna
do the right thing.

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-Ah.
-I-I've got the money.

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-Yeah?
-I just have to go
get it, okay?

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Oh, okay. Right.

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Well, you get it now, okay?

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You go with him.
If he gives you any trouble,

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you give me a call, right?

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-Okay?
-Yep.

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You don't mind
if I keep this, do you ?

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(keys jingle)

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Let's go.

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*

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-Come here, come here.
-(growling)

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Hey, woo.

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WOMAN:
Oi! Eddy!

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-Ah.
-Eddy, wait...

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-Hello.
-Sorry.

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-No, you're right.
-He's a bit of a maniac.

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-He is.
-Eddy! Sorry.

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-No, you're right.
-Your... your dog's

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-not gonna eat my dog, is he?
-Nah, I just fed him, so...

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(laughs)
Right, okay.

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You're pretty safe
for the next half hour, anyway.

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Good, good.

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What's his name?

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-Boof.
-Boof? Gidday, Boof.

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Yeah.
Is that a Frenchy?

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Yeah, yeah, Eddy.

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-RAY: Eddy the Frenchy.
-Yeah.

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-Uh, I'm Ally, by the way.
-Ray.

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-Ray.
-Nice to meet ya.

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Nice to meet you, too.

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So you come here a bit,
do you, or...

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Yeah.
Yeah, yeah.

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It's nice.
I like being by the water.

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-It kind of...
-Yeah.

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feels like you're...
you know, not in the city,

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even though you are.

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Yeah. Definitely.

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Well, I... best...
probably should, um...

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just let you get...
on with it.

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-Get back...
-Get on with it.

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Sorry, get back... (laughs)

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Yeah, it's important work.

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-(both laughing)
-ALLY: Yeah.

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Yeah. All right, well,
nice to meet you, anyway.

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-Yeah, you, too.
-Yeah.

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-Um, have a good one.
-Yeah... (laughs)

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-Bye, see you.
-You, too.
See ya later.

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-Come on,
-Yeah, I'll catch you round.

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-(barking)
-Come on! Eddy! Eddy!

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00:09:03,443 --> 00:09:04,983
-Eddy, come on!
-(barks)

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00:09:05,012 --> 00:09:06,612
-See ya. (laughs)
-Catch ya.

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Come on, mate!

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(Eddy barking)

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*

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(gunfire, explosions on TV)

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(sighs)

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Had the perfect opportunity,
mate, and what do I do?

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(sniffs)
Nothin'.

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(whimpers)

221
00:10:16,049 --> 00:10:17,479
(birds chirping)

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00:10:19,486 --> 00:10:21,686
-Hi, Ray.
-Quentin.

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00:10:23,924 --> 00:10:25,564
WOMAN:
There we go. All right.

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-Have a good time.
-Bye.

225
00:10:27,094 --> 00:10:29,004
-How're ya goin' sweetheart?
-I'm good.

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(door locks)

227
00:10:37,671 --> 00:10:38,811
(Ray sighs)

228
00:10:42,710 --> 00:10:44,540
TV HOST:
Plenty of points to win,
and plenty of prizes to win

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as we go into round number two
now, we'll reload the board.

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-(knocking)
-Same rules-- three in a row
wins you the game.

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-Hang on...
-Category is sport this ti...

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(turns off TV)

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Hey, Britt.

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Hi.

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How are you, beautiful?

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-I'm good.
-Yeah?

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Yeah.

238
00:11:00,627 --> 00:11:01,587
How're ya goin', brother?

239
00:11:01,628 --> 00:11:02,998
Good, mate.
How's school?

240
00:11:03,030 --> 00:11:04,430
It's good.

241
00:11:04,464 --> 00:11:05,774
-Really?
-No.

242
00:11:05,799 --> 00:11:07,429
What are they teaching you?

243
00:11:07,467 --> 00:11:09,537
-Nothing.
-(laughs)

244
00:11:09,569 --> 00:11:11,299
All right, what about the boys?
How are the boys treating you?

245
00:11:11,338 --> 00:11:13,738
(whispers):
I'm not telling you.

246
00:11:13,774 --> 00:11:15,314
BRUCE:
You're not telling me?
All right.

247
00:11:15,342 --> 00:11:17,512
I've got this, but I can't
remember who I got it for.

248
00:11:17,544 --> 00:11:19,214
-For me?
-Not for you.

249
00:11:19,246 --> 00:11:20,676
I think I got this for you.

250
00:11:20,714 --> 00:11:22,554
Thank you.

251
00:11:22,582 --> 00:11:23,622
I'll bet you don't have it.

252
00:11:23,650 --> 00:11:24,920
Super Squirrel.

253
00:11:24,952 --> 00:11:27,592
-You got it.
-No. Super Squirrel.

254
00:11:27,620 --> 00:11:29,020
I've seen it.
It's pretty good.

255
00:11:29,056 --> 00:11:30,786
BRUCE:
Is it? Your kind of film.

256
00:11:30,824 --> 00:11:31,964
Yeah, it's up my alley.

257
00:11:31,992 --> 00:11:32,962
-Yeah.
-Pity you haven't seen it yet.

258
00:11:32,993 --> 00:11:33,863
Yeah, it's about
a squirrel, you know.

259
00:11:33,894 --> 00:11:34,664
Yeah.
Oh, is it?

260
00:11:34,694 --> 00:11:35,904
Yeah.
You want a cuppa?

261
00:11:35,929 --> 00:11:36,929
Yeah, I'll have one, yeah.

262
00:11:36,964 --> 00:11:38,604
FILM NARRATOR:
Smart...

263
00:11:38,631 --> 00:11:40,031
Come on.

264
00:11:40,067 --> 00:11:42,167
FILM NARRATOR:
Agile...

265
00:11:42,202 --> 00:11:43,672
-Get ready...
-So how're you feelin'?

266
00:11:43,703 --> 00:11:44,603
Fantastic.

267
00:11:45,773 --> 00:11:47,113
What's goin' on?

268
00:11:47,941 --> 00:11:49,841
Nothin'.

269
00:11:49,877 --> 00:11:52,377
Anything happening
in the chick department?

270
00:11:52,412 --> 00:11:54,152
No. You?

271
00:11:54,181 --> 00:11:57,021
Oh, man.
Since I got the Motor neuron

272
00:11:57,050 --> 00:11:59,390
I've been beating them off
with a stick.

273
00:11:59,419 --> 00:12:01,019
Ladies love it.

274
00:12:01,054 --> 00:12:03,024
Soon as I tell 'em
I've got MND...

275
00:12:03,056 --> 00:12:05,026
they're all over me
like a fly on shit.

276
00:12:05,058 --> 00:12:06,528
BRITTANY:
One dollar, Uncle Bruce.

277
00:12:06,559 --> 00:12:08,059
What's that, Britt?

278
00:12:08,095 --> 00:12:09,355
You owe me a dollar.

279
00:12:11,598 --> 00:12:12,668
What for?

280
00:12:12,699 --> 00:12:14,229
You swore.

281
00:12:14,267 --> 00:12:15,197
What did I say?

282
00:12:15,235 --> 00:12:16,495
The S word.

283
00:12:16,536 --> 00:12:17,666
Shit?

284
00:12:17,704 --> 00:12:20,044
Yep. You owe me
two dollars now, so pay up.

285
00:12:20,073 --> 00:12:21,313
Oh!

286
00:12:23,243 --> 00:12:26,653
Oh... okay.
You take credit cards?

287
00:12:26,679 --> 00:12:27,609
Nope.

288
00:12:27,647 --> 00:12:28,417
FILM NARRATOR:
Outsmart rivals...

289
00:12:28,448 --> 00:12:29,748
What's this?

290
00:12:29,783 --> 00:12:32,753
That... (laughs)
I got no cash.

291
00:12:32,786 --> 00:12:34,516
Okay, but you owe me.

292
00:12:35,355 --> 00:12:36,715
Yeah, I'm good for it.

293
00:12:36,756 --> 00:12:38,556
You better be.

294
00:12:38,591 --> 00:12:40,331
You better watch out, mate.
She knows where you live.

295
00:12:40,360 --> 00:12:41,960
-Yeah?
-(tea kettle whistling)

296
00:12:47,400 --> 00:12:48,740
RAY:
Thanks, mate.

297
00:12:48,768 --> 00:12:49,638
See ya, mate.

298
00:12:51,872 --> 00:12:52,942
Ah?
What's goin' on?

299
00:12:52,973 --> 00:12:53,973
Not a lot.

300
00:12:54,007 --> 00:12:55,177
How'd you go?

301
00:12:58,111 --> 00:13:00,211
Fuckin' hell, mate.

302
00:13:00,247 --> 00:13:02,917
Hey, um, sorry, I didn't
do too well with that, uh,

303
00:13:02,950 --> 00:13:05,150
Terry fellow.
I feel like I...

304
00:13:05,185 --> 00:13:06,315
came on a bit strong, or...

305
00:13:06,353 --> 00:13:07,593
Ah, don't worry about it, mate.

306
00:13:07,620 --> 00:13:08,990
Nobody expects you
to get it right the first time.

307
00:13:09,022 --> 00:13:10,722
-Hey, what's happenin', mate?
-Ray. Hey, mate.

308
00:13:10,757 --> 00:13:12,957
Gaz, Nick.
Nick, Gaz.

309
00:13:12,993 --> 00:13:14,493
-Hey, mate.
-How're ya goin', good.

310
00:13:14,527 --> 00:13:16,357
-Can we have a word?
-Yeah.

311
00:13:16,396 --> 00:13:18,396
All right, mate, I'll... I'll
catch you in there, all right?

312
00:13:18,431 --> 00:13:19,571
Sure.

313
00:13:21,268 --> 00:13:22,338
What's goin' on?

314
00:13:24,304 --> 00:13:25,774
I need you to come back
to my joint.

315
00:13:25,805 --> 00:13:27,265
I'm in the fuckin' shit.

316
00:13:27,307 --> 00:13:29,107
Whaddaya done?

317
00:13:29,142 --> 00:13:31,012
Tat found one of me pornos.

318
00:13:31,044 --> 00:13:32,154
One of me DVDs?

319
00:13:32,179 --> 00:13:34,249
-Mmm?
-And she's pissed as hell,

320
00:13:34,281 --> 00:13:36,021
and I told her it was yours.

321
00:13:36,049 --> 00:13:38,389
Why would you tell her
it was mine?

322
00:13:38,418 --> 00:13:40,318
'Cause she was gonna
fuckin' divorce me, man.

323
00:13:40,353 --> 00:13:42,723
I need you to come back
and apologize to her.

324
00:13:42,755 --> 00:13:43,885
For what?

325
00:13:43,924 --> 00:13:45,364
For leavin' the porno
at my joint.

326
00:13:45,392 --> 00:13:47,192
Why the fuck would I leave
a porno in your house?

327
00:13:47,227 --> 00:13:48,757
I don't know, you just did.

328
00:13:48,795 --> 00:13:50,295
I didn't know
what else to say.

329
00:13:50,330 --> 00:13:52,970
I just need you to come back
and apologize to her.

330
00:13:53,000 --> 00:13:53,930
This is fuckin' big.

331
00:13:53,967 --> 00:13:55,767
Come on, man.
I'll owe ya.

332
00:13:59,506 --> 00:14:00,306
All right.

333
00:14:00,340 --> 00:14:01,710
Oh, fuckin' legend.

334
00:14:03,110 --> 00:14:04,210
Can we go now?

335
00:14:04,244 --> 00:14:06,114
Mate, I'm workin'.

336
00:14:06,146 --> 00:14:07,376
Yeah, okay. Sorry...

337
00:14:07,414 --> 00:14:09,124
-Just...
-Dude, relax.
It's a porno.

338
00:14:09,149 --> 00:14:09,979
-Yeah, I know,
-Fuckin' hell.

339
00:14:10,017 --> 00:14:11,447
-She's just fuckin'...
-Huh?

340
00:14:11,484 --> 00:14:12,394
(exhales)

341
00:14:12,419 --> 00:14:14,049
She won't let me in, hey.

342
00:14:19,059 --> 00:14:21,189
-I'm just gonna piss off
for about halfa, Phil.
-No worries, mate.

343
00:14:21,228 --> 00:14:23,628
All right. Thanks, mate.
Come on, boofhead.

344
00:14:23,663 --> 00:14:25,403
Thanks, Ray.

345
00:14:25,432 --> 00:14:27,232
Come on. I told you
not to marry a Russian.

346
00:14:27,267 --> 00:14:28,197
-Yeah, I know, it's just...
-Didn't I?

347
00:14:28,235 --> 00:14:29,035
-Yeah.
-Eh?

348
00:14:29,069 --> 00:14:29,939
Fuck.

349
00:14:47,820 --> 00:14:48,920
Babe?

350
00:14:51,358 --> 00:14:53,728
You all right?

351
00:14:53,760 --> 00:14:55,330
Ray's here.

352
00:14:55,362 --> 00:14:57,302
(Russian accent):
Hello, Ray.

353
00:14:57,330 --> 00:14:58,330
How're ya goin', love?

354
00:15:01,234 --> 00:15:03,974
Uh, so Gaz said you found
one of me DVDs.

355
00:15:07,240 --> 00:15:09,640
So, uh, yeah,
sorry about that.

356
00:15:18,518 --> 00:15:21,288
Why you want to look
at these things, Ray?

357
00:15:21,321 --> 00:15:23,261
This is disgusting, Ray.

358
00:15:23,290 --> 00:15:25,290
Why you like this?

359
00:15:25,325 --> 00:15:26,555
Dunno.

360
00:15:26,593 --> 00:15:28,533
You like to piss on woman?

361
00:15:28,561 --> 00:15:30,461
This why your wife
get divorce.

362
00:15:30,497 --> 00:15:31,457
Babe.

363
00:15:33,100 --> 00:15:34,200
Come on.

364
00:15:36,669 --> 00:15:39,269
-Can I've a word?
-Yeah, yeah, yeah.

365
00:15:39,306 --> 00:15:40,806
You want this or not?

366
00:15:44,411 --> 00:15:46,051
-Thank you.
-Yeah. I'll...

367
00:15:46,079 --> 00:15:47,979
I'll see... I'll see him out.
Yeah, I know.

368
00:15:48,015 --> 00:15:49,515
I'll see him out now.
You all right?

369
00:15:50,783 --> 00:15:51,723
Okay?

370
00:15:55,588 --> 00:15:57,018
-I know, I...
-After you.

371
00:15:57,057 --> 00:15:57,887
Yeah. All right.
Come on.

372
00:15:57,924 --> 00:15:59,334
-Yeah?
-(toilet flushes)

373
00:15:59,359 --> 00:16:01,559
Oh. Ray, that's Vasilli.
It's Tat's brother,

374
00:16:01,594 --> 00:16:03,064
-he's over from Russia.
-How ya goin', mate?

375
00:16:03,096 --> 00:16:04,356
The pee pee guy?

376
00:16:04,397 --> 00:16:05,767
-Yeah, yeah. Come on.
-(laughs)

377
00:16:05,798 --> 00:16:07,898
No, no, it's... Come on,
come on, come on, come on.

378
00:16:09,636 --> 00:16:11,236
(whispers):
Sorry, mate.

379
00:16:22,082 --> 00:16:24,682
(sighs)
Yeah, I'm sorry, mate.

380
00:16:24,717 --> 00:16:26,087
Sorry.

381
00:16:26,119 --> 00:16:28,489
Uh, you know I'm not
just into... that stuff.

382
00:16:28,521 --> 00:16:30,861
You know I'm into...
you know...

383
00:16:30,890 --> 00:16:32,130
other stuff, too.

384
00:16:32,159 --> 00:16:33,389
What, like shitting
in people's mouths?

385
00:16:33,426 --> 00:16:35,826
No, you... you know, like...

386
00:16:35,862 --> 00:16:37,862
normal stuff.

387
00:16:43,470 --> 00:16:44,800
Thanks, Ray.

388
00:16:44,837 --> 00:16:46,437
I owe you one.

389
00:16:55,582 --> 00:16:56,852
Ah, fuck.

390
00:17:12,399 --> 00:17:13,999
(dog barking distance)

391
00:17:23,843 --> 00:17:25,453
*

392
00:17:42,061 --> 00:17:44,431
BRITTANY: We have this book
fair, and we have to, like,

393
00:17:44,464 --> 00:17:46,804
dress up as, like,
a character from a book.

394
00:17:46,833 --> 00:17:48,243
And then, like... uh,

395
00:17:48,268 --> 00:17:49,698
and then we all have
this parade thing.

396
00:17:49,736 --> 00:17:51,396
-And in the parade...
-Whoa, whoa, whoa!

397
00:17:51,438 --> 00:17:53,768
Hey, Jesus, man, why don't you
watch where you're goin', eh?

398
00:17:53,806 --> 00:17:54,706
What was that?

399
00:17:54,741 --> 00:17:55,741
You heard what I said.

400
00:17:55,775 --> 00:17:57,905
What, you wanna
start some shit?

401
00:17:58,911 --> 00:18:00,251
And watch
your language, too, eh?

402
00:18:00,280 --> 00:18:01,780
Oh, piss off, fuckwit.

403
00:18:03,150 --> 00:18:04,250
Yeah. Right.

404
00:18:04,284 --> 00:18:06,224
Keep walking, dickhead.

405
00:18:07,920 --> 00:18:09,790
-I'll get you another one.
All right?
-Okay.

406
00:18:09,822 --> 00:18:11,462
But tell that guy
he owes me four dollars.

407
00:18:11,491 --> 00:18:13,331
-Four dollars?
-Yeah.

408
00:18:13,360 --> 00:18:15,090
-He does, doesn't he?
-Yeah.

409
00:18:15,128 --> 00:18:17,228
-I'll get it off him
later, all right?
-Okay.

410
00:18:21,334 --> 00:18:23,404
So, what do you want
for your birthday?

411
00:18:23,436 --> 00:18:25,866
Um, I want a TV
in my room, uh...

412
00:18:25,905 --> 00:18:27,535
You want a TV in your room?

413
00:18:27,574 --> 00:18:29,014
Yeah. Um, a...

414
00:18:29,041 --> 00:18:30,811
a red or black hoverboard.

415
00:18:30,843 --> 00:18:33,283
-But if I got you a TV...
-Yeah?

416
00:18:33,313 --> 00:18:34,683
in your room,
you'd never leave your room,

417
00:18:34,714 --> 00:18:35,684
and I'd never see you.

418
00:18:35,715 --> 00:18:37,345
BRITTANY:
Uh...

419
00:18:37,384 --> 00:18:39,254
well...

420
00:18:39,286 --> 00:18:41,116
that's not true,
I couldn't...

421
00:18:41,154 --> 00:18:42,664
-watch TV...
-You'd still come out and talk
to me every now and then?

422
00:18:42,689 --> 00:18:43,519
Uh, yeah, sometimes.

423
00:18:43,556 --> 00:18:45,526
Oh. Sometimes?

424
00:18:47,660 --> 00:18:49,000
I'm just gonna
go in the newsagent

425
00:18:49,028 --> 00:18:50,228
around the corner, okay?

426
00:18:50,263 --> 00:18:52,433
-Okay.
-Just gonna get
a newspaper, okay?

427
00:18:52,465 --> 00:18:53,395
-Can you stay here?
-Yeah.

428
00:18:53,433 --> 00:18:54,833
All right, love.

429
00:18:54,867 --> 00:18:56,367
-I'll be back
in a minute, all right?
-Okay.

430
00:18:57,770 --> 00:18:58,970
(car alarm chirps, doors lock)

431
00:19:04,611 --> 00:19:06,811
You right, old man?

432
00:19:06,846 --> 00:19:08,846
Oh!
(groans, coughs)

433
00:19:10,950 --> 00:19:11,950
Run, you little shit.

434
00:19:11,984 --> 00:19:13,894
(groaning, coughing)

435
00:19:29,869 --> 00:19:30,669
Hey!

436
00:19:33,240 --> 00:19:35,980
-Holy shit.
-Hi.

437
00:19:36,008 --> 00:19:37,208
Didn't recognize ya.

438
00:19:37,244 --> 00:19:39,084
Uh, yeah, right.
I don't blame you.

439
00:19:39,111 --> 00:19:40,151
So, you're an ambo.

440
00:19:40,179 --> 00:19:41,449
-Par... Paramedic, yeah.
-Okay.

441
00:19:41,481 --> 00:19:42,481
-Ambo.
-Yeah?

442
00:19:44,116 --> 00:19:47,086
So, uh... so, like, if I had
an accident of somethin',

443
00:19:47,119 --> 00:19:50,259
I just... call you directly,
or what do I...

444
00:19:50,290 --> 00:19:53,430
-what's the...
-Sure, yep, okay.

445
00:19:53,460 --> 00:19:54,690
-Yeah?
-Yep.

446
00:19:54,727 --> 00:19:56,427
-I'll give you my number.
-Sweet.

447
00:19:57,297 --> 00:19:58,127
All right, go for it.

448
00:19:58,164 --> 00:19:59,104
-0...
-Yeah?

449
00:19:59,131 --> 00:20:00,101
-0...
-Yeah?

450
00:20:00,132 --> 00:20:02,472
-0.
-000, okay.

451
00:20:03,903 --> 00:20:04,703
Funny buggers.

452
00:20:04,737 --> 00:20:06,107
Hm.

453
00:20:06,138 --> 00:20:08,208
Is this a real number
or a...

454
00:20:08,241 --> 00:20:10,141
-Yeah.
-Yeah? Okay.

455
00:20:10,176 --> 00:20:13,006
All right, well, I'm pretty
accident-prone so, uh...

456
00:20:13,045 --> 00:20:14,445
yeah, expect a call.

457
00:20:14,481 --> 00:20:15,981
-PARAMEDIC:
We've got a job, Al!
-Sure.

458
00:20:16,015 --> 00:20:18,745
-Sorry. Gotta go.
-All right. Cool.

459
00:20:19,786 --> 00:20:22,046
-Call you.
-You do that.

460
00:20:22,088 --> 00:20:24,488
("The Nips Are Getting Bigger"
by Mental As Anything plays)

461
00:20:43,676 --> 00:20:45,476
* I ran right out of beer *

462
00:20:45,512 --> 00:20:48,852
* I took a look
into the larder *

463
00:20:48,881 --> 00:20:52,821
* No bones, nothin', I better
go and get somethin' harder *

464
00:20:54,787 --> 00:20:58,627
* Back in a flash I started
on a dash of Jamaica rum *

465
00:21:00,159 --> 00:21:03,699
* Me and Pat Malone
drinking on our own *

466
00:21:05,465 --> 00:21:07,295
* Whoa-ho *

467
00:21:07,334 --> 00:21:10,774
* The nips are gettin' bigger *

468
00:21:10,803 --> 00:21:12,373
* Whoa, yeah *

469
00:21:12,405 --> 00:21:13,335
* The nips
are gettin' bigger... *

470
00:21:20,513 --> 00:21:21,713
(drumming)

471
00:21:21,748 --> 00:21:22,978
(shout)

472
00:21:23,015 --> 00:21:24,575
Captioned by
Media Access Group at WGBH

473
00:21:26,185 --> 00:21:27,485
So, what do you want
for your birthday?

474
00:21:27,520 --> 00:21:28,860
-I want a TV--
-Whoa, whoa. Hey.

475
00:21:28,888 --> 00:21:30,288
-Why don't you watch
where you're going, eh?
-What was that?

476
00:21:30,323 --> 00:21:32,333
-There you go, man.
-(tea kettle whistling)

477
00:21:32,359 --> 00:21:34,229
-What are those idiots doing?
-(horn honks)

478
00:21:35,495 --> 00:21:36,855
(kettle continues whistling)

479
00:21:36,896 --> 00:21:38,626
-The world is full of assholes.
-Yeah, and you know why?

480
00:21:38,665 --> 00:21:40,025
'Cause people let 'em
get away with it.

481
00:21:40,066 --> 00:21:41,566
You all right, old man?
(grunts)

482
00:21:41,601 --> 00:21:43,001
-(groans)
-Oh!

483
00:21:43,035 --> 00:21:45,065
So, in your mind,
you've done society a favor.

484
00:21:45,104 --> 00:21:47,214
-Yeah.
-(laughter)

485
00:21:54,681 --> 00:21:56,781
(engine idling)

486
00:21:59,719 --> 00:22:01,589
(engine revving)

487
00:22:11,731 --> 00:22:14,831
ANNOUNCER: Mayans.
All new Tuesdays at 10:00 on FX.

488
00:22:16,369 --> 00:22:19,909
WOMAN: * Come
if you're curious to see *

489
00:22:19,939 --> 00:22:22,679
* Pull the tricks
out of my sleeve *

490
00:22:22,709 --> 00:22:24,909
* All you find
is yours to keep *

491
00:22:24,944 --> 00:22:26,184
(child laughing)

492
00:22:27,179 --> 00:22:30,479
* Brave, are you
brave enough to meet *

493
00:22:30,517 --> 00:22:33,487
* The desires that you seek? *

494
00:22:33,520 --> 00:22:35,090
* Hold my hand
I'll set you free *

495
00:22:35,121 --> 00:22:36,691
ANNOUNCER:
American Horror Story:
Apocalypse.

496
00:22:36,723 --> 00:22:39,363
All new,
Wednesdays at 10:00 on FX.

497
00:22:40,326 --> 00:22:44,226
(breathing raggedly)

498
00:22:44,263 --> 00:22:45,473
(gasps)

499
00:22:45,498 --> 00:22:47,628
-Oh, hey, baby.
-It's a party!

500
00:22:47,667 --> 00:22:49,367
* Ninety-nine bottles
of beer on the wall *

501
00:22:49,402 --> 00:22:51,302
-* Ninety-nine bottles of beer *
-Hey, where you goin'?

502
00:22:51,337 --> 00:22:53,067
-Where you goin'?
-* Take one down
and pass it aroun *

503
00:22:53,105 --> 00:22:54,305
WOMAN: Come back.

