1 00:00:04,005 --> 00:00:07,383 J“ everybody said it was a shame j“ 2 00:00:07,592 --> 00:00:11,721 j“ 'cause her mama was working on the chain gang j“ 3 00:00:12,513 --> 00:00:15,558 j“ a mean, vicious woman j“ 4 00:00:17,852 --> 00:00:19,478 Jesus. 5 00:00:19,687 --> 00:00:20,938 It can't be done. 6 00:00:21,147 --> 00:00:23,065 Man: You sure about that? 7 00:00:23,357 --> 00:00:25,610 Ah. There's a trick, huh? 8 00:00:25,818 --> 00:00:29,280 There's gotta be. This guy wouldn't put money on it unless there's a trick. 9 00:00:29,488 --> 00:00:32,533 Pierce: I'm telling you, it can't be done. 10 00:00:32,742 --> 00:00:34,410 So you give up? 11 00:00:36,245 --> 00:00:38,456 Yeah. All right. 12 00:00:42,168 --> 00:00:43,878 Let's see it. 13 00:00:44,128 --> 00:00:47,590 J“ everybody said it was a shame j“j“ 14 00:00:49,217 --> 00:00:51,636 - oh, oh... wait, what? - No way. 15 00:00:52,470 --> 00:00:53,679 Show me that again. 16 00:00:53,888 --> 00:00:56,766 - Sure. You got another 20? - Ahh. 17 00:00:56,974 --> 00:00:59,060 Screw this. 18 00:00:59,644 --> 00:01:01,854 Ah, don't go away mad. 19 00:01:02,063 --> 00:01:04,899 Oh, hey, guys. You wanna buy a rolex? 20 00:01:05,107 --> 00:01:08,027 Whoa, whoa, hold on. How much for that cheap piece of crap? 21 00:01:08,236 --> 00:01:09,987 - Look what the wind blew in. - Hey. 22 00:01:10,196 --> 00:01:14,408 Holy crap. Jimmy, my man. I said you would beat the rap. 23 00:01:14,617 --> 00:01:16,702 - Hey, merna. Set him up. - No thanks. I'm good. 24 00:01:16,911 --> 00:01:19,789 No, go on. He don't mean it. You just got out of jail. Come on. 25 00:01:19,997 --> 00:01:22,166 You're not gonna have a drink? That'll be the day. 26 00:01:22,375 --> 00:01:25,086 Settle down. I'm in a rush. My brother's outside in a taxi. 27 00:01:25,294 --> 00:01:27,338 - The meter's running. - What, Chuck's outside? 28 00:01:27,546 --> 00:01:30,508 Tell him to pull that broomstick out of his ass and get in here. 29 00:01:30,716 --> 00:01:32,677 No. We got no time. We're catching a plane. 30 00:01:32,885 --> 00:01:34,428 I came here to say goodbye. 31 00:01:34,637 --> 00:01:37,682 I'm moving to Albuquerque, new Mexico. 32 00:01:37,890 --> 00:01:39,433 Mexico? You skip bail? 33 00:01:40,142 --> 00:01:43,187 New Mexico. You know, like bugs bunny and the road runner. 34 00:01:43,396 --> 00:01:45,231 Okay, yeah. What are you gonna do there? 35 00:01:45,439 --> 00:01:49,026 I'm gonna work at his law firm, like in the mailroom. To start, anyways. 36 00:01:49,235 --> 00:01:53,114 Now you're talking crazy. You just got out of jail. Now you wanna go back? 37 00:01:53,322 --> 00:01:55,491 - Working for him, that's all that is. - Marco. 38 00:01:56,993 --> 00:01:59,954 I was done, you understand? I didn't beat the rap. 39 00:02:00,162 --> 00:02:04,250 Chuck flew in and saved my ass. It's time to make some changes. 40 00:02:04,458 --> 00:02:07,628 Hey. Listen to me. You're slippin' Jimmy. 41 00:02:07,837 --> 00:02:09,380 What do you got to change, huh? 42 00:02:09,588 --> 00:02:12,049 Everything. It's time to grow up. 43 00:02:12,258 --> 00:02:16,178 - Yeah, according to who? Chuck? - The same goes for you, man. 44 00:02:16,387 --> 00:02:19,557 You want to spend the rest of your life on that stool? 45 00:02:19,765 --> 00:02:21,684 I mean, come on, Marco. Look at yourself. 46 00:02:23,686 --> 00:02:26,022 All right, that's him. I gotta hit it. 47 00:02:26,230 --> 00:02:29,400 - Jeez. His master's voice. - Really? 48 00:02:29,608 --> 00:02:33,571 Come on. Go outside. Tell chuckles that you got some business you forgot. 49 00:02:33,779 --> 00:02:34,822 - Marco. - Come on. 50 00:02:35,031 --> 00:02:37,033 You gotta have one last blowout. 51 00:02:37,241 --> 00:02:38,826 We'll do the watch thing again. 52 00:02:39,035 --> 00:02:42,121 But maybe we'll pull that tar-money scam you were talking about. 53 00:02:42,330 --> 00:02:43,497 Get some girls. 54 00:02:43,706 --> 00:02:45,750 - I made a promise. - Yeah, you made a promise. 55 00:02:45,958 --> 00:02:48,210 - But it was... what do you call it? - -Under duress. 56 00:02:48,419 --> 00:02:52,256 Look, he got you out of jail, okay? But he's your brother. 57 00:02:52,465 --> 00:02:55,551 - I mean, what else is he gonna do? - Marco. Listen to me, all right? 58 00:02:55,760 --> 00:02:57,219 Chuck's not making me do this. 59 00:02:57,428 --> 00:03:00,681 He's giving me an opportunity and I'm grabbing it. 60 00:03:02,308 --> 00:03:05,811 Gee, it's like watching miles Davis give up the trumpet. 61 00:03:06,020 --> 00:03:08,105 What? What does that even mean? 62 00:03:08,314 --> 00:03:10,232 It's just a waste, is all I'm saying. 63 00:03:12,026 --> 00:03:14,445 Look, I'm gonna fly out there. I'm gonna get settled. 64 00:03:14,653 --> 00:03:16,947 And I'll call you, okay? 65 00:03:17,156 --> 00:03:19,033 All right, Jimmy. 66 00:03:19,241 --> 00:03:22,828 Hey, have a safe flight, all right? 67 00:03:23,579 --> 00:03:27,083 J“ my baby, when she walks by j“ 68 00:03:27,291 --> 00:03:30,127 j“ all the fellows go ooh j“ 69 00:03:30,336 --> 00:03:32,254 j“ and I know why j“ 70 00:03:32,463 --> 00:03:34,590 j“ it's simply because that girl j“j“ 71 00:04:22,221 --> 00:04:23,681 Hey. 72 00:04:24,056 --> 00:04:25,516 Hey. 73 00:04:26,016 --> 00:04:27,726 What's up? 74 00:04:28,602 --> 00:04:30,771 Just waiting to talk to Howard. 75 00:04:30,980 --> 00:04:33,399 Can I ask about what? 76 00:04:34,316 --> 00:04:39,113 I'm taking your advice. I'm giving the case to hhm. 77 00:04:39,321 --> 00:04:40,739 Why? 78 00:04:41,740 --> 00:04:43,701 The fact that Chuck doesn't want me here... 79 00:04:43,909 --> 00:04:45,661 Has something to do with it. 80 00:04:49,165 --> 00:04:50,291 I'm so sorry. 81 00:04:52,251 --> 00:04:54,545 - Why didn't you just tell me? - I just... 82 00:04:56,422 --> 00:04:58,966 I didn't want you hating your own brother. 83 00:05:03,387 --> 00:05:06,599 Howard: How'd you find out? Did Kim tell you? 84 00:05:06,807 --> 00:05:09,310 I figured it out on my own. 85 00:05:09,518 --> 00:05:11,562 It's about time, right? 86 00:05:12,438 --> 00:05:16,233 I brought the sandpiper stuff with me. It's down in my car. 87 00:05:16,442 --> 00:05:18,986 I figure your guys could do the outreach. 88 00:05:19,195 --> 00:05:21,530 If any of those geezers don't wanna sign with you... 89 00:05:21,739 --> 00:05:24,492 Just give me their names, I'll talk them into it. 90 00:05:25,242 --> 00:05:29,288 You know, Jimmy, I never wanted it to go this way. 91 00:05:30,456 --> 00:05:33,626 - If it had been up to me, we would have... - Howard, I get it. 92 00:05:35,419 --> 00:05:37,713 Your brother's very important to the firm. 93 00:05:37,922 --> 00:05:40,132 Sorry I called you a pig fucker. 94 00:05:40,674 --> 00:05:42,134 Well... 95 00:05:44,053 --> 00:05:46,096 We owe you some money, don't we? 96 00:05:47,223 --> 00:05:48,599 The of—counsel fee. 97 00:05:49,475 --> 00:05:52,061 I think we discussed 20,000. 98 00:05:52,269 --> 00:05:54,897 That and whatever the common-fund proceeds of sandpiper... 99 00:05:55,105 --> 00:05:57,816 Ultimately adds up to, you'll receive 20 percent of that. 100 00:05:58,025 --> 00:06:00,319 Should be a very nice payday for you when it comes. 101 00:06:00,528 --> 00:06:01,570 Yep. 102 00:06:02,363 --> 00:06:04,865 I've got something for you too. 103 00:06:05,074 --> 00:06:07,701 It's a shopping list for Chuck. 104 00:06:07,910 --> 00:06:10,579 He's doing better, but he still needs deliveries every day. 105 00:06:10,788 --> 00:06:13,958 I think he'd be more comfortable with someone else doing it. 106 00:06:14,333 --> 00:06:15,417 I see. 107 00:06:15,626 --> 00:06:19,004 You don't have to do it personally. It just needs to get done. 108 00:06:19,213 --> 00:06:22,341 It's pretty straightforward. The ice is a pain in the ass. 109 00:06:22,550 --> 00:06:26,804 But he needs it. I usually sneak into a motel and fill a garbage bag. 110 00:06:27,012 --> 00:06:30,891 But you can have whoever you hire just buy it. 111 00:06:31,433 --> 00:06:33,310 Most important thing is the newspapers. 112 00:06:33,519 --> 00:06:36,355 The New York times. The wall street journal. They're a must. 113 00:06:36,564 --> 00:06:39,775 There's a news stand on eubank that has both of them at 6 am. 114 00:06:39,984 --> 00:06:43,445 Which is good. He's an early riser. The Albuquerque journal gets delivered. 115 00:06:43,654 --> 00:06:45,823 But somebody still has to bring it in for him. 116 00:06:46,031 --> 00:06:48,742 You've been doing all of this every day? 117 00:06:49,535 --> 00:06:51,787 For over a year? 118 00:06:52,746 --> 00:06:56,208 - You'll take care of this? - —absolutely. 119 00:06:56,417 --> 00:06:58,335 I'll get it done and done right. 120 00:07:03,299 --> 00:07:05,175 I always liked you, Jimmy. 121 00:07:06,135 --> 00:07:09,638 Remember? I used to call you Charlie hustle. 122 00:07:09,847 --> 00:07:12,057 Yeah, I remember that. 123 00:07:24,653 --> 00:07:27,156 Jimmy: I'm sorry I yelled at you. 124 00:07:36,081 --> 00:07:38,167 That was nice. 125 00:07:38,375 --> 00:07:40,294 You sure you're all right? 126 00:07:40,502 --> 00:07:44,006 - It's not a crime to let it out. - There's nothing to let out. 127 00:07:44,214 --> 00:07:46,383 Chuck's a sick man. 128 00:07:46,592 --> 00:07:48,427 That's no excuse. 129 00:07:48,886 --> 00:07:51,597 He's my brother. He thinks I'm a scumbag. 130 00:07:51,805 --> 00:07:54,350 There's nothing I can do to change that. 131 00:07:54,558 --> 00:07:56,810 What else is there to say? 132 00:07:57,978 --> 00:08:00,064 Wow, that's mature. 133 00:08:00,439 --> 00:08:02,566 Dalai Lama's got nothing on me. 134 00:08:15,037 --> 00:08:20,417 O-64. As in "oh, to be 64 again." 135 00:08:20,959 --> 00:08:22,920 0-64. 136 00:08:23,128 --> 00:08:28,926 All right. Next up, we got n-32. 137 00:08:29,134 --> 00:08:32,012 N as in "Nancy Reagan"... 138 00:08:32,221 --> 00:08:34,640 First lady with a lot of style. 139 00:08:34,848 --> 00:08:37,059 Anybody else seen hellcats of the Navy? 140 00:08:37,768 --> 00:08:40,854 All right. No winners yet? 141 00:08:41,063 --> 00:08:45,567 Okay. Here's b-2. 142 00:08:45,776 --> 00:08:48,487 Just like the b-2 bomber, the stealth. 143 00:08:48,696 --> 00:08:51,407 Probably one taking off over at kirtland right now. 144 00:08:51,615 --> 00:08:55,327 We would never know because it's stealthy. 145 00:08:55,536 --> 00:08:57,663 Still no winners? 146 00:08:59,790 --> 00:09:02,000 Here we have... 147 00:09:02,209 --> 00:09:06,922 B-4. Another b. How about that. As in: 148 00:09:07,131 --> 00:09:11,427 "Before too long, we're gonna have another winner." 149 00:09:12,886 --> 00:09:15,055 No? Nobody? Okay. 150 00:09:16,724 --> 00:09:18,100 All right. Ahem. 151 00:09:18,308 --> 00:09:20,102 And here comes... 152 00:09:22,646 --> 00:09:27,735 Hey, it's our old friend b. Heh. B-12. 153 00:09:30,195 --> 00:09:33,741 B as in, uh... 154 00:09:33,949 --> 00:09:36,243 B as in... 155 00:09:37,161 --> 00:09:39,037 "Betrayal." 156 00:09:39,246 --> 00:09:44,084 Benedict Arnold betrayed the United States. 157 00:09:45,502 --> 00:09:47,796 Still no winners? 158 00:09:49,882 --> 00:09:51,341 Okay. 159 00:09:52,593 --> 00:09:53,635 Here it is. 160 00:09:57,723 --> 00:10:00,058 Oh, what are the odds? 161 00:10:00,267 --> 00:10:03,520 Four b's in a row. That's... heh. 162 00:10:07,816 --> 00:10:09,902 B as in... 163 00:10:11,653 --> 00:10:13,655 B as in... 164 00:10:19,578 --> 00:10:22,748 B-7. Seven brides for seven brothers. 165 00:10:22,956 --> 00:10:26,293 I'm sure a lot of you have brothers. It's not like mine though. 166 00:10:26,502 --> 00:10:31,256 Any winners yet? Take another look, okay? I'll wait. 167 00:10:31,465 --> 00:10:35,844 I'm gonna say if it's another b, we could have a real problem here. 168 00:10:43,143 --> 00:10:44,645 And... 169 00:10:45,187 --> 00:10:48,482 Hey, it is another b. 170 00:10:49,691 --> 00:10:52,069 8-5, as in: 171 00:10:52,277 --> 00:10:56,532 "Boy, this b thing is really starting to tick me off." 172 00:10:56,740 --> 00:11:01,203 B as in "battleship." B as in "bourbon." B as in "Belize." 173 00:11:01,411 --> 00:11:04,164 Beautiful place, so I've heard. 174 00:11:04,373 --> 00:11:09,628 I would love to go there, but let's face it, that's never gonna happen. 175 00:11:09,837 --> 00:11:14,049 None of us is ever leaving this godforsaken wasteland. 176 00:11:18,804 --> 00:11:20,347 Sorry. 177 00:11:20,764 --> 00:11:22,516 Scratch that. 178 00:11:22,724 --> 00:11:23,976 Moving on? 179 00:11:25,394 --> 00:11:28,146 I mean, what is it with this place? 180 00:11:28,355 --> 00:11:30,983 It's like living inside an easy bake oven. 181 00:11:31,191 --> 00:11:32,568 I mean, look out that window. 182 00:11:32,776 --> 00:11:37,364 It's like a soulless, radioactive Georgia o'keeffe hellscape out there... 183 00:11:37,573 --> 00:11:40,242 Crawling with coral snakes and scorpions, and... 184 00:11:40,450 --> 00:11:42,619 You ever see the movie the hills have eyes? 185 00:11:42,828 --> 00:11:44,246 It's a documentary. 186 00:11:44,454 --> 00:11:48,041 God forbid, your car breaks down, you have to walk 10 steps. 187 00:11:48,250 --> 00:11:52,588 You have melanoma the size of a pineapple where your head used to be. 188 00:11:53,297 --> 00:11:59,595 So you ask, "why?" Why, if that's how I feel, why do I live here? Why? 189 00:11:59,887 --> 00:12:01,930 Man: Excuse me. 190 00:12:02,139 --> 00:12:06,768 - Are you gonna read that number? - Yeah. I'm gonna read your number. 191 00:12:06,977 --> 00:12:09,187 It's another b. Ha. 192 00:12:09,813 --> 00:12:16,194 It's another freaking b. Of course. Why not? Why not? 193 00:12:18,238 --> 00:12:20,407 And the next number... 194 00:12:27,915 --> 00:12:30,667 Quick question. Who here knows what a Chicago sunroof is? 195 00:12:30,876 --> 00:12:35,130 Anybody? You, sir? No? Okay. 196 00:12:35,339 --> 00:12:39,509 True story. Back home, there was this guy named Chet. 197 00:12:39,718 --> 00:12:42,095 Now, Chet was a real asshole. 198 00:12:42,304 --> 00:12:47,559 He might have owed me some money. He might have slept with my wife... 199 00:12:47,768 --> 00:12:51,688 Before she became my ex-wife. The details don't matter. 200 00:12:51,897 --> 00:12:55,651 Suffice it to say, I was wronged. 201 00:12:55,859 --> 00:12:58,195 All right. So one summer evening... 202 00:12:58,403 --> 00:13:01,698 I was out having a few drinks, one or two, maybe three. Ha. 203 00:13:01,907 --> 00:13:06,995 You get the picture. And who do I see? Chet. 204 00:13:07,204 --> 00:13:10,582 He drove up and he double-parked outside a dairy queen... 205 00:13:10,791 --> 00:13:13,460 And went in to get some soft serve. Now, Chet drove... 206 00:13:13,669 --> 00:13:15,170 And this will give you an idea... 207 00:13:15,379 --> 00:13:17,881 Of exactly what kind of a douche bag this guy was. 208 00:13:18,090 --> 00:13:23,553 Drove a white pearlescent BMW 7 series with white leather interior. 209 00:13:24,179 --> 00:13:28,976 Heh. So I saw that thing and I had had a few, like I said. 210 00:13:29,184 --> 00:13:31,103 And, uh... 211 00:13:31,895 --> 00:13:35,565 I climbed up top and I may have... 212 00:13:38,151 --> 00:13:40,195 Defecated, uh... 213 00:13:41,238 --> 00:13:42,698 Through the sunroof. 214 00:13:51,415 --> 00:13:54,668 Not my finest hour, I'll Grant you that. 215 00:13:55,377 --> 00:13:59,256 But that's what a Chicago sunroof is. Now you know. Heh. 216 00:13:59,464 --> 00:14:03,010 It's a real thing. I didn't make it up. 217 00:14:03,218 --> 00:14:07,139 I'm not the first person to do it. There's a name for it. 218 00:14:08,724 --> 00:14:12,102 Guy wanted some soft serve, I gave him some soft serve. 219 00:14:13,186 --> 00:14:17,065 I did not know that his children were in the backseat. 220 00:14:17,274 --> 00:14:21,945 There was a level of tint on the windows that I'll maintain to this day... 221 00:14:22,154 --> 00:14:25,741 Was not legal in an Illinois licensed vehicle. 222 00:14:25,949 --> 00:14:28,952 But somehow, that's on me, I guess. 223 00:14:30,787 --> 00:14:32,789 Who leaves two cub scouts... 224 00:14:32,998 --> 00:14:36,460 In a double-parked car with the engine running? 225 00:14:36,668 --> 00:14:38,336 Come on. 226 00:14:39,546 --> 00:14:44,509 Now, Chet was connected, see? Like Cicero, connected. 227 00:14:44,718 --> 00:14:47,554 So usually I'd be looking at malicious mischief... 228 00:14:47,763 --> 00:14:51,016 Public intoxication, disorderly conduct, maybe. 229 00:14:51,224 --> 00:14:55,228 But he's got the da saying indecent exposure. 230 00:14:55,437 --> 00:14:57,564 Calling me a sex offender. What? 231 00:14:57,773 --> 00:15:02,986 One little Chicago sunroof, and suddenly I'm Charles manson? 232 00:15:03,195 --> 00:15:06,156 And that's where it all went off the rails. 233 00:15:06,364 --> 00:15:11,119 I've been paying for it ever since. That's why I'm here. 234 00:15:21,171 --> 00:15:23,090 You know what? 235 00:15:23,882 --> 00:15:27,135 Any of this stuff you want, come get it. 236 00:15:28,011 --> 00:15:30,972 Kitty-cat notebooks for everybody. 237 00:16:04,047 --> 00:16:07,259 J“ when I look out my window j“ 238 00:16:09,177 --> 00:16:12,472 j“ there's so many sights to see j“ 239 00:16:15,225 --> 00:16:18,186 j“ when I look out my window yeah j“ 240 00:16:20,772 --> 00:16:24,151 j“ there's so many people to be j“ 241 00:16:24,776 --> 00:16:27,737 j“ it is strange j“ 242 00:16:30,448 --> 00:16:32,951 j“ I think it's strange right now j“ 243 00:16:37,539 --> 00:16:41,585 j“ you got to pick up every stitch j“j“ 244 00:16:43,545 --> 00:16:46,131 - what can I get you? - Old style. 245 00:16:46,673 --> 00:16:49,342 - Make it two. - You got it. 246 00:16:50,135 --> 00:16:52,053 - What happened to merna? - Merna? 247 00:16:52,262 --> 00:16:55,140 She's doing all right. She's my stepmom. 248 00:16:55,348 --> 00:16:57,559 She don't come in much anymore. 249 00:16:59,436 --> 00:17:01,646 Tell her slippin' Jimmy says hello. 250 00:17:01,855 --> 00:17:04,232 - Slippin' Jimmy? - She'|I know. 251 00:17:04,441 --> 00:17:07,527 I'll tell her. That'll be 5.50. 252 00:17:31,551 --> 00:17:33,345 Marco. 253 00:17:33,553 --> 00:17:36,681 You gorgeous hunk of a man. 254 00:17:36,890 --> 00:17:40,227 How long will you keep me waiting? 255 00:17:40,936 --> 00:17:44,356 Uhn. Wake up, you fat son of a bitch. 256 00:17:45,106 --> 00:17:46,983 Bought you a beer. 257 00:17:48,902 --> 00:17:50,070 Jimmy? 258 00:17:52,489 --> 00:17:53,949 - Come here. - Hey. 259 00:17:56,076 --> 00:17:58,036 Jimmy: So I'm not dark enough for you, huh? 260 00:17:58,245 --> 00:18:01,081 Marco: No, I'm just saying, I don't see any colour. 261 00:18:01,289 --> 00:18:03,750 I mean, 10 years in a desert, you should look like... 262 00:18:03,959 --> 00:18:06,878 Anthony Quinn in Lawrence of Arabia. 263 00:18:07,337 --> 00:18:09,965 "Turks, they paid me in golden treasure." 264 00:18:10,173 --> 00:18:13,843 Both: "Yet, I am poor. Because I am a river to my people." 265 00:18:14,469 --> 00:18:16,554 Hey, I'm Irish, okay? 266 00:18:16,763 --> 00:18:19,182 I spend my time staying out of the sun. 267 00:18:19,391 --> 00:18:22,477 Speaking of pale sons of bitches, how's your brother doing? 268 00:18:22,686 --> 00:18:24,396 Chuck's fine. 269 00:18:25,021 --> 00:18:26,940 Still working for him? 270 00:18:27,565 --> 00:18:29,442 Sometimes. 271 00:18:30,402 --> 00:18:33,655 What about you? I mean, besides falling asleep on a bar... 272 00:18:33,863 --> 00:18:36,408 At 4:00 on a Wednesday afternoon. 273 00:18:38,785 --> 00:18:42,580 - Lake Michigan standpipe? What's that? - My brother-in-law owns the company. 274 00:18:42,789 --> 00:18:44,165 Hold it. You got married? 275 00:18:44,374 --> 00:18:46,918 No.no.no. My sister Angie's husband. 276 00:18:47,127 --> 00:18:50,547 - So, what the hell's a standpipe? - You know what a standpipe is. 277 00:18:50,755 --> 00:18:52,799 - I don't think so. - The fire department comes. 278 00:18:53,008 --> 00:18:54,688 Stick one end of the hose on the hydrant... 279 00:18:54,801 --> 00:18:56,177 The other on the standpipe. 280 00:18:56,386 --> 00:18:58,763 Water goes out the standpipe, through the sprinklers. 281 00:18:58,972 --> 00:19:01,558 And then douses the flames. It's important stuff. 282 00:19:01,766 --> 00:19:05,020 - So that's what a standpipe is, huh? - Well, it's a dry standpipe. 283 00:19:05,228 --> 00:19:08,982 - There's also the wet standpipe. - What's the difference? 284 00:19:09,190 --> 00:19:11,818 I don't know if I could explain it to a layman. 285 00:19:16,323 --> 00:19:19,451 Ahem. Excuse me. How's your mom? 286 00:19:20,201 --> 00:19:23,663 She passed away about three years ago. 287 00:19:24,748 --> 00:19:27,751 That's too bad. A great lady. 288 00:19:27,959 --> 00:19:29,586 - Yeah. - From Wisconsin, right? 289 00:19:31,421 --> 00:19:33,423 The funeral out there? 290 00:19:34,466 --> 00:19:36,509 No, it was here. 291 00:19:37,218 --> 00:19:38,762 Here? 292 00:19:40,013 --> 00:19:43,600 Yeah, well, we were only in town for a few days, so... 293 00:19:46,394 --> 00:19:48,688 You're in town, you didn't look me up? 294 00:19:49,314 --> 00:19:51,483 Chuck was in the middle of a big case. 295 00:19:51,691 --> 00:19:54,444 And we couldn't stay around. So... 296 00:19:58,448 --> 00:20:00,241 Bartender: Can I get you guys anything else? 297 00:20:00,450 --> 00:20:02,494 - I'm good. Want anything? - —nuh—uh. 298 00:20:02,702 --> 00:20:04,329 Bartender: Your change here for you. 299 00:20:05,080 --> 00:20:08,124 - Hey. - Thank you. 300 00:20:18,968 --> 00:20:20,762 How's my cutlass running? 301 00:20:20,970 --> 00:20:22,680 Gets me around. 302 00:20:23,390 --> 00:20:25,350 Well, it's a classic. 303 00:20:25,558 --> 00:20:29,854 A little bodywork, a paintjob, really be something. 304 00:20:33,566 --> 00:20:35,777 So, what you gonna do while you're here? 305 00:20:35,985 --> 00:20:38,571 I don't know. See the sights, you know? 306 00:20:38,780 --> 00:20:41,491 Catch a cubbies game from the bleachers. 307 00:20:41,699 --> 00:20:44,035 Get a hot dog at Henry's. 308 00:20:45,703 --> 00:20:50,333 Man: Mm-hm. Yeah. Uh-huh. 309 00:20:51,251 --> 00:20:52,919 All right. 310 00:20:54,671 --> 00:20:56,798 I'm gonna see them tomorrow. 311 00:20:57,424 --> 00:20:59,175 Yeah, both of them. 312 00:20:59,592 --> 00:21:01,261 Okay. 313 00:21:02,178 --> 00:21:03,596 Okay. Bye. 314 00:21:03,805 --> 00:21:05,265 Is he a regular? 315 00:21:10,854 --> 00:21:13,314 You're buying. I'm selling. 316 00:21:17,152 --> 00:21:19,028 All right, then. 317 00:21:27,662 --> 00:21:29,581 Jimmy: All I'm asking is that you take a look. 318 00:21:29,789 --> 00:21:33,376 I'm sorry, buddy. No offence. I'm just... You know, I'm not interested. 319 00:21:33,585 --> 00:21:34,627 Come on, man. 320 00:21:34,836 --> 00:21:37,881 What's it gonna hurt to take a look? It'll take you two seconds. 321 00:21:40,383 --> 00:21:43,803 All right. All right. Show me what you got. 322 00:21:46,306 --> 00:21:47,807 Boom. 323 00:21:49,058 --> 00:21:50,768 Okay. 324 00:21:51,811 --> 00:21:53,313 You see it? 325 00:21:53,521 --> 00:21:55,940 I see a Kennedy half-dollar. 326 00:21:56,149 --> 00:21:57,901 Which way is he facing? 327 00:21:58,109 --> 00:22:00,445 Jfk is facing left. 328 00:22:01,112 --> 00:22:03,072 Exactly. 329 00:22:04,115 --> 00:22:06,951 Which way is he supposed to be facing? 330 00:22:07,702 --> 00:22:10,580 Right. He's supposed to be facing right. 331 00:22:10,788 --> 00:22:14,209 Okay. So why is this one facing left? 332 00:22:14,542 --> 00:22:18,796 Heh. November 22nd, 1963. 333 00:22:19,005 --> 00:22:21,132 Kennedy is assassinated, right? 334 00:22:21,341 --> 00:22:23,301 The whole nation goes into mourning. 335 00:22:23,510 --> 00:22:25,929 They start naming everything in sight after him. 336 00:22:26,137 --> 00:22:27,889 The mint wants in on the act. 337 00:22:28,097 --> 00:22:30,975 So in '64, they decide to change the Lincoln half-dollar... 338 00:22:31,184 --> 00:22:32,852 Into the Kennedy half-dollar. 339 00:22:33,061 --> 00:22:36,731 When they design it, they put Kennedy facing right, facing east. 340 00:22:36,940 --> 00:22:39,692 Just the way they had Lincoln. You know why? 341 00:22:39,901 --> 00:22:41,528 East symbolizes the dawn. 342 00:22:41,736 --> 00:22:44,322 That's why pretty much every grave everywhere faces east. 343 00:22:44,531 --> 00:22:47,283 You know, so the spirit of the dead person faces the sun. 344 00:22:47,492 --> 00:22:49,452 So that thing. It's a burial thing. 345 00:22:49,661 --> 00:22:52,038 But there's one technician in the Denver mint, right? 346 00:22:52,247 --> 00:22:55,458 This guy, he believed in the new frontier... 347 00:22:55,667 --> 00:22:56,876 Camelot, the whole deal. 348 00:22:57,085 --> 00:22:59,504 So the assassination, it just destroyed him. 349 00:22:59,712 --> 00:23:01,965 When he sees that coin with Kennedy facing east... 350 00:23:02,173 --> 00:23:05,134 Facing the American past, it pissed him off. 351 00:23:05,343 --> 00:23:07,053 And so he went rogue. 352 00:23:07,262 --> 00:23:09,806 Without telling anybody, he flipped things around... 353 00:23:10,014 --> 00:23:13,893 So that Kennedy was facing west towards the new frontier, the future. 354 00:23:14,102 --> 00:23:17,522 Now, the mint struck about 3000 of these before they figured it out. 355 00:23:17,730 --> 00:23:19,107 They canned the guy. 356 00:23:19,315 --> 00:23:22,068 About 1000 of them made it out into general circulation. 357 00:23:22,277 --> 00:23:24,737 They managed to get most of them back, melt them down. 358 00:23:24,946 --> 00:23:30,159 But there's still 200 plus floating around out there. 359 00:23:32,245 --> 00:23:34,414 What's that? I didn't catch that. 360 00:23:34,622 --> 00:23:36,416 I didn't say anything. 361 00:23:36,624 --> 00:23:39,669 You mind, buddy? We're having a private conversation here. 362 00:23:41,963 --> 00:23:44,173 This one's not in perfect condition. 363 00:23:44,382 --> 00:23:50,430 But on the open market, I'd say it's worth 6 or 800 bucks. 364 00:23:50,638 --> 00:23:53,766 - Eight-hundred dollars? - Yeah. 365 00:23:53,975 --> 00:23:58,187 I'm hard up so I'll take $100 for it. 366 00:23:58,396 --> 00:24:01,983 You want me to give you $100 for a half-dollar? 367 00:24:02,191 --> 00:24:06,779 I want you to give me $100 for an $800 coin. 368 00:24:06,988 --> 00:24:09,198 Yeah, I don't know, man. 369 00:24:10,742 --> 00:24:13,536 I'm gonna go drain the snake. Think about it. 370 00:24:21,794 --> 00:24:23,379 This guy's playing me, right? 371 00:24:23,588 --> 00:24:26,674 - Definitely. - Slick son of a bitch. 372 00:24:26,883 --> 00:24:28,176 You know, I should... 373 00:24:33,222 --> 00:24:36,142 You know, I know this guy on wabash. 374 00:24:36,351 --> 00:24:38,269 Coin dealer, a friend of my uncle's. 375 00:24:38,478 --> 00:24:41,230 Hey, Joey, can I use your phone? Local call. 376 00:24:41,439 --> 00:24:43,024 Keep it short. 377 00:24:44,192 --> 00:24:46,402 Let's see. 378 00:24:47,487 --> 00:24:49,030 I'm gonna call this guy. 379 00:24:49,238 --> 00:24:51,783 When he tells me this is a scam, know what I'm gonna do? 380 00:24:51,991 --> 00:24:53,242 I'm gonna call the cops. 381 00:24:53,451 --> 00:24:56,829 And get this scumbag thrown in the can. You're my witness, okay? 382 00:24:59,332 --> 00:25:01,209 Facing west. 383 00:25:01,417 --> 00:25:03,586 My hairy ass. 384 00:25:04,087 --> 00:25:06,381 Ahem. Hey. 385 00:25:06,589 --> 00:25:10,593 How you doing? Yeah, it's Alvin, Dave Tanner's nephew. 386 00:25:13,513 --> 00:25:15,264 Yeah. That's right. 387 00:25:15,473 --> 00:25:18,101 Hey, this is gonna sound like the beginning of a bad joke. 388 00:25:18,309 --> 00:25:21,854 But I'm in this bar, and I got this guy spinning this cock-and-bull story... 389 00:25:22,063 --> 00:25:24,399 About this 50-cent piece he's trying to sell me. 390 00:25:24,607 --> 00:25:30,738 He says... he says Kennedy's supposed to be facing west or something. 391 00:25:32,407 --> 00:25:33,950 Yeah? 392 00:25:43,793 --> 00:25:47,213 Automated voice: At the tone, the time will be 5:11 pm. 393 00:25:47,422 --> 00:25:49,799 Yeah. That's what he said. Denver. 394 00:25:50,633 --> 00:25:52,760 Jesus, no kidding? 395 00:25:52,969 --> 00:25:58,015 Look. Listen. I gotta go. All right. Thank you. Yeah, I owe you one. 396 00:25:59,726 --> 00:26:01,436 Thanks, Joey. 397 00:26:02,311 --> 00:26:05,648 - So, what'd he say? - Yeah, he didn't really know much. 398 00:26:10,153 --> 00:26:12,405 I'll tell you what. I'll give you $50 for it. 399 00:26:12,613 --> 00:26:15,366 Fifty dollars? I'm taking a bath at $100. 400 00:26:15,575 --> 00:26:19,787 All right. Okay. Look. I got like $64 right here. 401 00:26:19,996 --> 00:26:23,416 It's an $800 coin, okay? I'm not gonna sell it to you for $64. 402 00:26:23,624 --> 00:26:25,626 If you wait for me, I'll get you 100 bucks. 403 00:26:25,835 --> 00:26:26,878 I don't know. 404 00:26:28,463 --> 00:26:31,174 Hey, buddy. I got 75 bucks right here. 405 00:26:31,382 --> 00:26:33,593 Hey, I... sorry. I need a hundred. 406 00:26:33,801 --> 00:26:35,428 Hey, slick, nobody's talking to you. 407 00:26:35,636 --> 00:26:37,638 Mind your own business, okay? Come on. 408 00:26:37,847 --> 00:26:39,891 Cash money, $80. 409 00:26:40,099 --> 00:26:42,602 Look, if you give me a chance, I'll be back with $100... 410 00:26:42,810 --> 00:26:45,730 - How long will that be? - I don't know. Catch a train. Come back. 411 00:26:45,938 --> 00:26:47,899 This guy was getting ready to call the cops. 412 00:26:48,107 --> 00:26:49,484 - No, I was not. - Why would you? 413 00:26:49,692 --> 00:26:52,195 - This guy is making shit up. - Hey, I got 110 here. 414 00:26:52,403 --> 00:26:53,654 - Sold. - No, no, no. 415 00:26:53,863 --> 00:26:55,698 - This guy's got the cash. - Don't do that. 416 00:26:55,907 --> 00:26:58,993 - Take care of that. It's history there. - Hey, you can't do that. 417 00:26:59,202 --> 00:27:02,246 - Money talks. You lost. It's over. - No, it's not over. 418 00:27:02,455 --> 00:27:04,457 That's crap. Where do you think you're going? 419 00:27:04,665 --> 00:27:05,708 Back off, dude. 420 00:27:05,917 --> 00:27:08,795 I'll back off when you give me the jfk back. 421 00:27:09,003 --> 00:27:11,255 Call the cops. This guy just tried to rip me off. 422 00:27:11,464 --> 00:27:13,549 This guy's a liar. I did not rip anybody off. 423 00:27:13,758 --> 00:27:17,845 Yes, you did. You come back in here, your ass is grass. I got friends, buddy. 424 00:27:18,054 --> 00:27:20,723 You hear me? You double-dealing bastard. 425 00:27:20,932 --> 00:27:23,142 I got friends! 426 00:27:27,980 --> 00:27:31,609 You are so beautiful. Mwah! Ha! 427 00:27:31,818 --> 00:27:35,279 Hey, everybody. Next round's on us. 428 00:27:43,371 --> 00:27:45,957 All right. You listening? 429 00:27:46,165 --> 00:27:47,708 Can you keep a secret? 430 00:27:47,917 --> 00:27:50,253 Yeah. Absolutely. 431 00:27:51,170 --> 00:27:53,840 Okay, his name is idi abbassi. 432 00:27:54,048 --> 00:27:57,343 He's 27 years old. He's a Nigerian prince. 433 00:27:57,552 --> 00:28:01,597 He's worth, conservatively, $400 million. 434 00:28:01,806 --> 00:28:04,392 The dictatorship of Equatorial uqbar orbis... 435 00:28:04,600 --> 00:28:06,644 Is detaining him on trumped-up charges. 436 00:28:06,853 --> 00:28:08,855 Now, the abbassi family, they're going crazy. 437 00:28:09,063 --> 00:28:11,607 They will reward whoever helps them get their boy back. 438 00:28:11,816 --> 00:28:13,901 The hitch is the banks have frozen their... 439 00:28:14,110 --> 00:28:16,195 - -Assets. - I'm talking Irish sweeps tickets... 440 00:28:16,404 --> 00:28:17,864 A whole trunk full of them. 441 00:28:18,072 --> 00:28:21,242 They're just sitting at O'Hare, impounded in customs. 442 00:28:21,450 --> 00:28:23,452 Now, I know what you're saying, "so what?" 443 00:28:23,661 --> 00:28:24,996 I can leave this as security. 444 00:28:25,204 --> 00:28:27,748 But you got to understand, this violin is my livelihood. 445 00:28:27,957 --> 00:28:29,041 It's a valuable antique. 446 00:28:29,250 --> 00:28:30,811 What do you mean it doesn't belong to you? 447 00:28:30,835 --> 00:28:33,254 I'll pay 900 bucks for this. Cash on the barrel. 448 00:28:33,462 --> 00:28:35,381 Marco: I don't know. I hate to part with it. 449 00:28:35,590 --> 00:28:38,050 - Been in my family for years. - Jimmy: Can you keep a secret? 450 00:28:38,259 --> 00:28:40,299 Man: Yeah. Absolutely. Jimmy: You need a good front. 451 00:28:40,344 --> 00:28:42,722 So you're gonna have the most return on your dollars. 452 00:28:42,930 --> 00:28:44,432 But I know this customs officer. 453 00:28:44,640 --> 00:28:46,809 - Make it an investment. - If the price is right. 454 00:28:47,018 --> 00:28:49,562 Jimmy: I'm all about investments, all about what's coming next. 455 00:28:49,770 --> 00:28:52,732 Hey, kid, help me get my wife's car out of this bad neighbourhood. 456 00:28:52,940 --> 00:28:56,152 Sir, sir, could you help me? Tell me, are these today's numbers? 457 00:28:56,360 --> 00:28:58,571 Now, none of this was strictly legal, right? 458 00:28:58,779 --> 00:29:00,823 And the import taxes would have been a killer. 459 00:29:01,032 --> 00:29:04,869 He had to find a way to get money into the country without anyone knowing. 460 00:29:05,077 --> 00:29:08,039 Marco: He coated the cash with this black stuff, vectrol paste. 461 00:29:08,247 --> 00:29:11,959 And the only way to get it off is with this special chemical. 462 00:29:12,168 --> 00:29:15,546 Marco: It's not cheap, but the upside? Jimmy: The upside is huge. 463 00:29:15,755 --> 00:29:17,381 Can you keep a secret? 464 00:29:17,590 --> 00:29:19,216 You know, the guy in dances with wolves? 465 00:29:22,094 --> 00:29:23,888 A guy like you, who's got some money. 466 00:29:24,096 --> 00:29:26,557 - Got some money to throw around. - I know, "who cares?" 467 00:29:26,766 --> 00:29:29,018 No matter which one wins, we're gonna get a piece. 468 00:29:29,226 --> 00:29:31,812 - He's got a gambling problem. - Nobody can come after you. 469 00:29:32,021 --> 00:29:33,814 - You get the profit. - The price is right. 470 00:29:34,023 --> 00:29:35,107 It's a win-win for you. 471 00:29:35,316 --> 00:29:38,945 - It's a lose-lose for everybody else. - You tell the guy you've got a 14. 472 00:29:39,153 --> 00:29:41,739 - He checks, realises... - Why we're getting a consortium. 473 00:29:41,948 --> 00:29:44,241 It's just gonna be a piece of the pie. 474 00:29:44,450 --> 00:29:47,411 But you're gonna own a full mountain range, guaranteed. 475 00:29:49,455 --> 00:29:50,831 - Can you keep... - A secret? 476 00:29:51,040 --> 00:29:53,459 - Because I really... - Really shouldn't... 477 00:29:53,668 --> 00:29:54,877 Be telling you this. 478 00:30:12,228 --> 00:30:13,813 Hey. 479 00:30:14,021 --> 00:30:15,439 Jimmy: Hey. 480 00:30:16,190 --> 00:30:19,443 You are not Kevin costner. 481 00:30:20,194 --> 00:30:21,988 I was last night. 482 00:30:22,863 --> 00:30:24,865 Jesus. 483 00:30:26,117 --> 00:30:27,868 Asshole. 484 00:30:28,911 --> 00:30:30,997 I mean, seriously? 485 00:30:31,914 --> 00:30:35,042 - Oh, lucianne? Lucianne. - Lucianne: What? 486 00:30:35,251 --> 00:30:38,421 Sabrina: He's not Kevin costner. Lucianne: What? So who's this guy? 487 00:30:38,629 --> 00:30:41,048 Sabrina: Not Kevin costner's manager. 488 00:30:41,507 --> 00:30:43,467 - Come on. Let's go. - Lucianne: Okay, okay. 489 00:30:43,676 --> 00:30:44,719 Sabrina: Come on. 490 00:30:44,927 --> 00:30:47,388 Get the hell out of this dump. 491 00:30:48,097 --> 00:30:50,558 So are you sure he's not a manager? 492 00:30:50,766 --> 00:30:53,102 Sabrina: Yes, luci, I am sure. 493 00:30:53,310 --> 00:30:57,148 - He said he was gonna give me his card. - Does this look like a manager's place? 494 00:30:57,356 --> 00:31:00,484 Can I interest you ladies in some mimosas? 495 00:31:00,693 --> 00:31:03,404 At least stick around long enough to get dressed. 496 00:31:03,612 --> 00:31:06,532 - Screw you. - If you build it, I will come. 497 00:31:06,741 --> 00:31:09,827 - Luci, come on. - Okay. 498 00:31:11,537 --> 00:31:14,582 - Sabrina: Come on. - That door sticks. 499 00:31:14,790 --> 00:31:17,251 - Yeah, okay. I got it. - Okay. 500 00:31:17,460 --> 00:31:20,504 - Go. Go. - Okay. 501 00:32:17,478 --> 00:32:20,231 Automated voice: You have 15 messages. 502 00:32:20,439 --> 00:32:24,985 Greta: This is Greta muller. I wanted to check to see if my will... 503 00:32:25,194 --> 00:32:28,697 Gary: My name's Gary Albert Arnold. I 'd like to discuss making a... 504 00:32:28,906 --> 00:32:32,076 Woman 1: Hi, ll/lr. Mcgi/I. I'm calling on behalf of my mother. 505 00:32:32,284 --> 00:32:33,524 She's in assisted living and... 506 00:32:34,870 --> 00:32:38,582 Manny: Yes, Mr. Mcgill. This is Manny hollinger again. 507 00:32:38,791 --> 00:32:42,336 - Woman 2: Hey, Mr. Mcgi/I. - So, what's it gonna be today, pal? 508 00:32:42,837 --> 00:32:45,923 I'm up for anything and everything. 509 00:32:47,174 --> 00:32:49,718 Marco, I'm sorry. I gotta go back. 510 00:32:49,927 --> 00:32:51,470 What? 511 00:32:52,930 --> 00:32:56,225 It's been great. And I appreciate your hospitality. 512 00:32:56,433 --> 00:33:00,896 But a week's gonna have to do it. I gotta go home. 513 00:33:01,605 --> 00:33:04,024 I already called in sick. 514 00:33:06,861 --> 00:33:09,113 Come on, man. This is home. You hate it out there. 515 00:33:09,321 --> 00:33:10,865 What do you got to go back to? 516 00:33:12,283 --> 00:33:13,742 My clients. 517 00:33:13,951 --> 00:33:15,828 What clients? 518 00:33:16,036 --> 00:33:20,457 What are you, like a gigolo or something? Heh. 519 00:33:21,000 --> 00:33:23,210 Uh, Marco. Ahem. 520 00:33:25,296 --> 00:33:27,339 I'm a lawyer. 521 00:33:27,840 --> 00:33:29,300 What? 522 00:33:29,508 --> 00:33:33,888 Honest to god. I do elder law, which is like wills and estates. 523 00:33:34,096 --> 00:33:37,683 - So you're ripping off old people? - No, I'm not ripping off old people. 524 00:33:37,892 --> 00:33:39,602 I'm not ripping off anybody. 525 00:33:40,811 --> 00:33:43,397 Holy crap. Slippin' Jimmy's a lawyer? 526 00:33:44,857 --> 00:33:49,153 No wonder you wanna go back. I mean, you got to be king of the desert. 527 00:33:49,361 --> 00:33:51,864 Driving around town in a white caddy making bank. 528 00:33:52,072 --> 00:33:55,117 I'm not making bank. I'm making a living, more or less. 529 00:33:55,326 --> 00:33:56,368 A living? 530 00:33:56,577 --> 00:34:00,164 All due respect, you're a lawyer and you're not making bank... 531 00:34:00,372 --> 00:34:03,500 - You're doing it wrong. - I'm building something. Takes time. 532 00:34:03,709 --> 00:34:05,669 You're gonna build something, build it here. 533 00:34:05,878 --> 00:34:10,758 - Lawyers in Chicago make plenty. - I don't know what to tell you, Marco. 534 00:34:10,966 --> 00:34:13,344 - Chuck's in Albuquerque. - Again, all due respect... 535 00:34:13,552 --> 00:34:15,346 Chuck's a stuck-up douche bag. 536 00:34:15,554 --> 00:34:19,141 I hate to break it to you, but he doesn't even like you. 537 00:34:21,518 --> 00:34:23,479 He's my brother. 538 00:34:26,482 --> 00:34:29,860 Okay. I get it. 539 00:34:30,069 --> 00:34:32,696 Family. You gotta go back. 540 00:34:41,705 --> 00:34:43,457 Remember this? 541 00:34:43,916 --> 00:34:47,586 The rolex thing. Whatever happened to the guy who used to sell us those? 542 00:34:47,795 --> 00:34:52,383 Jin kang? He got deported. This is the last one. 543 00:34:53,175 --> 00:34:54,343 I say we go for it. 544 00:34:54,843 --> 00:34:57,471 - No. - Come on. Last time, we did what, 600? 545 00:34:57,680 --> 00:35:00,224 The hot streak we're on, I bet we'd break a grand. 546 00:35:00,975 --> 00:35:04,103 - I could lend you some cash. - I don't need the money, Jimmy. 547 00:35:04,311 --> 00:35:05,896 I need this. 548 00:35:06,438 --> 00:35:08,899 Come on. You say you're happy doing wills or whatever. 549 00:35:09,108 --> 00:35:10,776 Good for you, man. Seriously. 550 00:35:10,985 --> 00:35:15,072 But I gotta tell you, standpipes ain't cutting it for me, man. 551 00:35:15,698 --> 00:35:17,992 I got nothing, Jimmy. 552 00:35:19,326 --> 00:35:20,953 Give me this. 553 00:35:22,955 --> 00:35:24,415 Give me this, man. 554 00:35:24,623 --> 00:35:27,042 - I can't do it. - Come on. Give me this. 555 00:35:27,251 --> 00:35:28,711 - Marco. - Give me this. Come on. 556 00:35:28,919 --> 00:35:30,462 - Listen to me. - I'm listening. 557 00:35:30,671 --> 00:35:32,506 -Hey -one last time. Come on. 558 00:35:32,715 --> 00:35:34,174 I'm not being hypnotised. 559 00:35:34,383 --> 00:35:36,802 - Okay. Come on. One more time. - I can't do it. 560 00:35:37,011 --> 00:35:39,763 - Just one more. One more. - Hey, listen to me. 561 00:35:39,972 --> 00:35:41,307 I'm listening. Come on. 562 00:36:51,043 --> 00:36:52,843 - It's gotta come from the gut. - Kevin: Yeah. 563 00:36:55,631 --> 00:36:57,925 Kevin: Oh, that's crazy. 564 00:36:58,258 --> 00:36:59,760 Jimmy: Just like a wolf. Go ahead. 565 00:37:01,220 --> 00:37:02,346 No, deeper, deeper. 566 00:37:02,554 --> 00:37:06,975 Yeah, and you do that right at the moment of, you know, pure joy. 567 00:37:07,184 --> 00:37:09,144 - Yeah. - And it will escalate it 568 00:37:10,979 --> 00:37:13,565 - Ten times. There's something... - Hey. 569 00:37:13,774 --> 00:37:16,026 - It's prehistoric. - Hey. Hey. Look. 570 00:37:25,369 --> 00:37:28,997 Fifty, two-hundred, four-hundred. 571 00:37:29,206 --> 00:37:31,500 - Whose is it? - I don't know. 572 00:37:31,708 --> 00:37:35,712 There's gotta be 1000 bucks in here. Somebody must have... 573 00:37:38,841 --> 00:37:41,051 Oh, damn. 574 00:37:51,645 --> 00:37:54,148 - Is he, uh...? - I don't know. 575 00:38:26,513 --> 00:38:30,100 Hey, buddy, you with us? 576 00:38:31,143 --> 00:38:36,607 Look, the guy's just had too many. I say we move on. 577 00:38:36,982 --> 00:38:38,692 You wanna split this? 578 00:38:38,901 --> 00:38:40,777 Marco, you okay? 579 00:38:40,986 --> 00:38:42,571 Marco? 580 00:38:43,322 --> 00:38:46,992 - What, do you know this guy? - Hey, call 911. 581 00:38:47,201 --> 00:38:49,536 Call 911. 582 00:38:52,247 --> 00:38:53,707 Hey. 583 00:38:59,922 --> 00:39:03,091 I need an ambulance. My friend's having a heart attack. 584 00:39:03,300 --> 00:39:06,470 We're in an alley southeast of lasalle and shermer. 585 00:39:06,678 --> 00:39:10,098 No, I don't know. He was like this when I found him. 586 00:39:10,307 --> 00:39:14,144 Hey, hold. Marco? Marco you with me? You with me? 587 00:39:14,353 --> 00:39:16,897 - I screwed up. - No, you did good, buddy. 588 00:39:17,105 --> 00:39:19,149 Just hold on, all right? They're on their way. 589 00:39:19,358 --> 00:39:20,651 They'll be here in a minute. 590 00:39:20,859 --> 00:39:24,363 - Jimmy, you know what? - Save your breath. You're gonna be fine. 591 00:39:24,571 --> 00:39:28,116 This was the greatest week of my life. 592 00:39:34,164 --> 00:39:35,707 Hey. 593 00:39:36,625 --> 00:39:38,877 Hey, hey, hey. Hang in there. Hey. 594 00:39:40,003 --> 00:39:43,507 Hey, hey. Hey, wake up, man. 595 00:39:43,715 --> 00:39:46,593 Come on. Marco, buddy. 596 00:39:48,845 --> 00:39:50,514 Help! 597 00:39:52,683 --> 00:39:54,393 Anybody. 598 00:39:57,437 --> 00:39:58,522 Marco. 599 00:40:09,074 --> 00:40:11,410 - Hey, Jimmy. - Oh, hey, bud. 600 00:40:11,618 --> 00:40:13,495 Can I burn one? 601 00:40:24,590 --> 00:40:25,841 Is that his? 602 00:40:28,302 --> 00:40:31,471 - His mom gave it to me. - I thought it looked familiar. 603 00:40:31,680 --> 00:40:33,807 I figured I'd wear it today. 604 00:40:34,016 --> 00:40:37,144 But I don't know. I'm not a big ring guy, so... 605 00:40:39,354 --> 00:40:42,190 Still. Could be worth couple of bucks. 606 00:40:58,248 --> 00:41:00,334 See you inside. 607 00:41:23,357 --> 00:41:26,318 - Hey. - Kim: Is this Ferris Bueller? 608 00:41:26,526 --> 00:41:27,903 - Speaking. - Heh. 609 00:41:28,111 --> 00:41:32,115 I don't want to interrupt your big day off. Just checking in. What are you up to? 610 00:41:32,324 --> 00:41:36,370 - You know, burning down the place. - I wouldn't expect any less. 611 00:41:36,578 --> 00:41:42,125 So whatever it was, did you get it out of your system? 612 00:41:42,334 --> 00:41:44,961 - Yep, all gone. - Good. 613 00:41:45,170 --> 00:41:46,672 I want to run something by you. 614 00:41:46,880 --> 00:41:49,841 The sandpiper case, it's getting too big for hhm. 615 00:41:50,050 --> 00:41:52,260 Howard's decided to partner with another firm. 616 00:41:52,469 --> 00:41:54,304 Davis and main, you heard of them? 617 00:41:54,513 --> 00:41:59,559 - Sure, up in Santa fe. - Right. Well, they've heard of you too. 618 00:41:59,768 --> 00:42:01,019 And they're interested. 619 00:42:01,228 --> 00:42:03,355 They want to make an offer contingent on an interview. 620 00:42:03,563 --> 00:42:06,024 - They've got a partner-track position. - Wait. What? 621 00:42:06,233 --> 00:42:08,527 Partner track? What are you talking about? 622 00:42:08,735 --> 00:42:11,446 There's an office in Santa fe with your name on it. 623 00:42:11,655 --> 00:42:15,659 Or there could be. And you'd be working on your case. 624 00:42:18,078 --> 00:42:21,832 Well, I... I don't even, uh... 625 00:42:23,917 --> 00:42:26,962 - Chuck wouldn't like it. - Chuck has no say in this. 626 00:42:27,170 --> 00:42:28,630 You wouldn't be working for hhm. 627 00:42:28,839 --> 00:42:31,383 And Chuck can't tell Davis and main who to hire. 628 00:42:31,591 --> 00:42:35,887 Why me? Is this like a tax write-off or a charity thing? What's the angle, huh? 629 00:42:36,096 --> 00:42:39,641 Jimmy, we've been talking to your clients, the sandpiper residents. 630 00:42:39,850 --> 00:42:42,102 And they ask about you every chance they get. 631 00:42:42,310 --> 00:42:45,021 I don't know what it is, but you have a way with them. 632 00:42:45,230 --> 00:42:47,816 Hey. Old people love me. 633 00:42:48,567 --> 00:42:51,987 So sounds good? 634 00:42:55,115 --> 00:42:59,661 Kim, I can't imagine what you did to make this happen. Thank you. 635 00:42:59,870 --> 00:43:02,205 I didn't do anything much. 636 00:43:02,414 --> 00:43:06,042 And believe it or not, Howard's been pushing this too. 637 00:43:06,251 --> 00:43:07,711 Good old Howard. 638 00:43:08,253 --> 00:43:10,314 Listen, we're gonna be down in judge Murray's court... 639 00:43:10,338 --> 00:43:11,715 On Thursday at 11. 640 00:43:11,923 --> 00:43:13,717 The Davis and main people will be there. 641 00:43:13,925 --> 00:43:16,052 It'd be the perfect chance for you to meet them. 642 00:43:16,261 --> 00:43:19,598 Thursday at 11. All right. I'll be there. Thanks, Kim. Really. 643 00:43:19,806 --> 00:43:21,349 I'll see you then. 644 00:43:32,819 --> 00:43:35,530 Chuck: All the originals need to be copied and filed. 645 00:43:35,739 --> 00:43:38,366 See, I've written right here on the box, "copy and file." 646 00:43:38,575 --> 00:43:42,078 - That's to make it as clear as possible. - Got it, Mr. Mcgill. Anything else? 647 00:43:42,287 --> 00:43:45,290 Well, on the grocery front, almost everything was right this time. 648 00:43:45,499 --> 00:43:47,250 - Great. - Almost. 649 00:43:47,459 --> 00:43:51,922 It's a small thing, but to my taste, the granny Smith apples are a bit too tart. 650 00:43:52,130 --> 00:43:55,050 - Those are the green ones, right? - Right. I prefer the red ones. 651 00:43:55,258 --> 00:43:58,553 But not red delicious. Those are generally tasteless. 652 00:43:58,762 --> 00:44:03,183 Fujis should be in season. It's not a major issue, but... 653 00:44:03,391 --> 00:44:05,310 Fuji apples. Okay. 654 00:44:05,519 --> 00:44:08,563 Oh, and I'd like to try soy milk. So maybe a half gallon of that. 655 00:44:08,772 --> 00:44:10,273 You got it. 656 00:44:10,649 --> 00:44:15,362 Well, thank you, Ernesto. I appreciate your attention to detail. 657 00:44:16,613 --> 00:44:19,616 Do you need to write any of this down? 658 00:44:19,825 --> 00:44:21,451 Because it's okay if you do. 659 00:44:22,202 --> 00:44:24,704 You know, just to be sure. 660 00:44:25,372 --> 00:44:27,457 So fuji apples. 661 00:44:46,059 --> 00:44:48,728 - Hey, Ernie. - Hey, how you doing, man? 662 00:44:48,937 --> 00:44:52,315 Good. Good. So Howard's got you looking after Chuck, huh? 663 00:44:52,524 --> 00:44:55,694 - Yeah. It's a few extra bucks, you know? - How's he doing? 664 00:44:55,902 --> 00:44:57,946 Seems okay, like usual. 665 00:44:58,822 --> 00:45:02,367 I'd say we could grab a beer, but they're waiting on paperwork at the office. 666 00:45:02,576 --> 00:45:04,953 - You know how it is. - Don't I though? Heh. 667 00:45:05,161 --> 00:45:06,746 See you, Jimmy. 668 00:45:06,955 --> 00:45:08,999 See you around, Ernie. 669 00:45:47,621 --> 00:45:50,165 You done business with him before? 670 00:45:51,625 --> 00:45:53,293 Right. 671 00:46:24,407 --> 00:46:27,953 Davis and main and mcgill. Heh. 672 00:46:29,037 --> 00:46:33,625 Great to meet you. Ahem. Nice to meet you, gentlemen. 673 00:46:33,833 --> 00:46:35,293 It's good to meet you. 674 00:46:35,502 --> 00:46:37,045 Nice. 675 00:47:03,905 --> 00:47:05,281 Mike: Well, that was quick. 676 00:47:05,490 --> 00:47:08,118 - No charge. - Help me out here. 677 00:47:08,326 --> 00:47:14,332 Did I dream it or did I have $1,600,000 on my desk in cash? 678 00:47:14,541 --> 00:47:17,168 When I close my eyes, I can still see it. 679 00:47:17,377 --> 00:47:20,422 It's burned into my retinas like I was staring into the sun. 680 00:47:20,630 --> 00:47:22,966 No one on god's green earth knew we had it. 681 00:47:23,174 --> 00:47:24,801 We could have split it 50-50. 682 00:47:25,010 --> 00:47:31,099 We could have gone home with $800,000 each, tax free. 683 00:47:31,307 --> 00:47:33,226 Your point being? 684 00:47:33,435 --> 00:47:35,895 Why didn't we? What stopped us? 685 00:47:36,104 --> 00:47:39,858 I remember you saying something about doing the right thing. 686 00:47:41,109 --> 00:47:43,528 I don't even know what that means. 687 00:47:43,737 --> 00:47:45,780 You want to know why I didn't take that money? 688 00:47:45,989 --> 00:47:47,949 Is that what you're asking? 689 00:47:48,158 --> 00:47:49,743 Yeah, that's what I'm asking. 690 00:47:49,951 --> 00:47:54,164 Me, personally, I was hired to do a job. I did it. 691 00:47:54,372 --> 00:47:56,166 That's as far as it goes. 692 00:47:56,374 --> 00:48:00,378 Yeah. Well, I know what stopped me. 693 00:48:00,587 --> 00:48:02,047 And you know what? 694 00:48:02,255 --> 00:48:04,799 It's never stopping me again.