1 00:01:14,992 --> 00:01:18,246 Cop 1: Albuquerque police. Hello? 2 00:01:30,675 --> 00:01:34,804 We'd like to talk with you for a minute. Could you open the door, please? 3 00:01:37,765 --> 00:01:38,975 We know you're in there. 4 00:01:39,183 --> 00:01:41,727 You're casting a shadow through your peep hole. 5 00:01:42,853 --> 00:01:45,731 All we wanna do is talk. Would you please open the door? 6 00:01:45,940 --> 00:01:48,985 I'd prefer not to, officers. 7 00:01:49,193 --> 00:01:52,071 Cop2: Sir, come on and open up. 8 00:01:52,905 --> 00:01:54,699 I have a condition. 9 00:01:54,907 --> 00:01:58,244 I can't go outside or be exposed to what's out there. 10 00:01:58,452 --> 00:02:00,955 You were able to steal your neighbour's newspaper. 11 00:02:01,163 --> 00:02:03,624 I didn't steal it. I left $5. 12 00:02:03,833 --> 00:02:05,710 The cover price is 50 cents. 13 00:02:05,918 --> 00:02:08,921 Cop 1: Did your neighbour consent to sell you her paper? 14 00:02:10,715 --> 00:02:11,966 She" 15 00:02:12,425 --> 00:02:13,801 isn't...? 16 00:02:17,638 --> 00:02:21,726 Officer, let's talk about something called "probable cause." 17 00:02:21,934 --> 00:02:23,853 As I'm sure you know, in new Mexico... 18 00:02:24,061 --> 00:02:27,023 There is a two-part test to determine whether police... 19 00:02:27,231 --> 00:02:29,775 Have an objectively reasonable basis... 20 00:02:40,619 --> 00:02:45,708 Chuck: The situation as mincey v. Arizona pointed out... 21 00:02:45,916 --> 00:02:48,127 Create an event... 22 00:02:57,136 --> 00:02:59,430 Hey, Tommy, come around here, would you? 23 00:02:59,638 --> 00:03:02,558 Chuck: And that's why the tenth circuit court of appeals... 24 00:03:02,767 --> 00:03:05,519 Ruled that a coercive order... 25 00:03:06,145 --> 00:03:07,897 Check this out. 26 00:03:13,861 --> 00:03:17,948 Chuck: Requiring an individual to leave his house is seizure. 27 00:03:18,157 --> 00:03:23,037 And therefore protected under the fourth amendment. 28 00:03:23,245 --> 00:03:24,914 Right? 29 00:03:25,664 --> 00:03:27,708 Cop2: Whole lot of camp stove fuel. 30 00:03:27,917 --> 00:03:31,587 - Guy sure sounds like a tweaker. - See what he did to the breaker box? 31 00:03:31,796 --> 00:03:34,924 Is he coming out, or are we going in? 32 00:03:35,549 --> 00:03:38,677 [M1 33 00:03:43,766 --> 00:03:46,227 Cop 1: You got ten seconds to open this door... 34 00:03:46,435 --> 00:03:48,187 Or it's coming down, you hear me? 35 00:03:48,396 --> 00:03:50,773 - Final warning. - Okay, I'll let you in. 36 00:03:50,981 --> 00:03:53,401 But leave your electronic devices outside. 37 00:03:53,609 --> 00:03:56,028 No phones, no walkie-talkies, no flashlights. 38 00:03:56,237 --> 00:03:58,906 Definitely, definitely no tasers. 39 00:03:59,115 --> 00:04:01,367 I can't emphasise that enough. Deal? 40 00:04:01,575 --> 00:04:03,994 Or... look, look, I'll give the paper back. 41 00:04:11,585 --> 00:04:13,504 [M1 42 00:04:43,242 --> 00:04:44,660 Ricky: Yeah? 43 00:04:44,869 --> 00:04:47,621 James mcgill to see Mr. Richard sypes. 44 00:04:47,830 --> 00:04:49,498 Ricky. Call me Ricky. 45 00:04:49,707 --> 00:04:51,667 Come on in. 46 00:05:19,612 --> 00:05:23,240 Uh, this is my assistant's car. Heh. 47 00:05:23,449 --> 00:05:25,409 My Mercedes is in the shop. 48 00:05:26,535 --> 00:05:29,663 Yeah, I ought to give him a raise. You're right. 49 00:05:33,417 --> 00:05:36,587 Ricky: Jim, I saw you on the TV. That billboard thing? 50 00:05:36,795 --> 00:05:38,797 And I had me a pair of insights. 51 00:05:39,006 --> 00:05:42,927 Insight the first: You ain't afraid to put yourself out there. 52 00:05:43,135 --> 00:05:47,223 And insight the second: You believe in the real america. 53 00:05:47,431 --> 00:05:50,267 Freedom. Self-sufficiency. 54 00:05:52,603 --> 00:05:54,146 I really do. 55 00:05:54,355 --> 00:05:58,275 When I see a man like you driving that foreign shitbox of a car... 56 00:05:58,484 --> 00:05:59,568 Well, see, actually... 57 00:05:59,777 --> 00:06:03,697 It's a sign a good man can't get ahead today. 58 00:06:03,906 --> 00:06:05,866 It's a travesty, that's what it is. 59 00:06:07,117 --> 00:06:09,036 Well, that may be, ahem, Ricky... 60 00:06:09,245 --> 00:06:14,208 But, uh, I refuse to consider myself a victim. 61 00:06:16,293 --> 00:06:19,964 You know, we are once again at a point in our history... 62 00:06:20,172 --> 00:06:22,800 Where the fly-swatting hand of government... 63 00:06:23,008 --> 00:06:25,678 Is crushing the spirit of entrepreneurship. 64 00:06:25,886 --> 00:06:29,473 Taxes, osha requirements. 65 00:06:29,682 --> 00:06:34,937 The ins poking their big, fat nose into every mother-loving hire. 66 00:06:35,271 --> 00:06:37,273 It's damned oppressive. 67 00:06:37,481 --> 00:06:38,899 It's tragic. 68 00:06:39,108 --> 00:06:41,193 It's UN-American. 69 00:06:44,321 --> 00:06:47,741 Jim, I think you are just the lawyer I need... 70 00:06:47,950 --> 00:06:49,368 Because I got me a case. 71 00:06:49,577 --> 00:06:52,371 Major. I say, a major case. 72 00:06:53,080 --> 00:06:55,541 Are you ready to clear your calendar? 73 00:06:59,295 --> 00:07:01,714 Ricky, I'm all ears. 74 00:07:02,798 --> 00:07:05,843 I want to secede from the United States. 75 00:07:06,677 --> 00:07:09,221 Now, I got 1100 acres of property here. 76 00:07:09,430 --> 00:07:12,057 Self-sustaining with solar power and Wells. 77 00:07:12,266 --> 00:07:16,562 A sovereign state immune to the business-killing regulations... 78 00:07:16,770 --> 00:07:20,190 Of the country in which it geographically lies. 79 00:07:21,150 --> 00:07:24,403 We are going to be america's Vatican City. 80 00:07:27,239 --> 00:07:28,824 Ricky... 81 00:07:29,950 --> 00:07:30,993 I'm your man. 82 00:07:32,286 --> 00:07:36,457 Yeah. Let's do this. Let's show them all. 83 00:07:41,420 --> 00:07:44,214 - Ha, ha, ha. - Yes, we are doing this. 84 00:07:46,008 --> 00:07:47,509 Now, it's not gonna be easy. 85 00:07:47,718 --> 00:07:50,346 The government is gonna fight us tooth and nail. 86 00:07:50,554 --> 00:07:54,350 We could end up in the supreme court. I'm talking thousands of man hours. 87 00:07:54,558 --> 00:07:57,269 I mean, years of effort. 88 00:07:58,812 --> 00:08:01,357 Are you ready for that? 89 00:08:03,192 --> 00:08:05,027 I say bring them on. 90 00:08:05,235 --> 00:08:07,237 Let's talk Turkey. 91 00:08:07,446 --> 00:08:08,530 What's your rate? 92 00:08:12,451 --> 00:08:14,745 Four hundred and fifty an hour. 93 00:08:17,456 --> 00:08:19,333 To hell with hourly. 94 00:08:19,541 --> 00:08:21,043 I want you on retainer. 95 00:08:21,835 --> 00:08:24,880 How about one million even? 96 00:08:25,506 --> 00:08:27,549 Five hundred up front... 97 00:08:27,758 --> 00:08:30,386 And 500 when we're done. 98 00:08:30,844 --> 00:08:34,098 A million? Ahem. That seems... 99 00:08:35,140 --> 00:08:36,183 Fair. 100 00:08:36,392 --> 00:08:38,519 Would you like that in cash? 101 00:09:26,066 --> 00:09:28,736 Tax-free and backed by the full faith and credit... 102 00:09:28,944 --> 00:09:31,864 Of the sovereign sandia republic. 103 00:09:33,407 --> 00:09:34,700 It's... 104 00:09:39,913 --> 00:09:43,625 - You are getting in on the ground floor. - Heh, heh, heh. 105 00:10:02,811 --> 00:10:05,397 Mr. Mcgill, hi. Thanks so much for coming. 106 00:10:05,606 --> 00:10:07,149 Roland jaycox. Roland. 107 00:10:07,357 --> 00:10:08,901 Hey Roland. Great to meet you. 108 00:10:09,109 --> 00:10:12,321 - You can call me Jimmy. - Jimmy, absolutely. Hello. 109 00:10:12,529 --> 00:10:14,782 - Please, come on in. - Well, thank you. 110 00:10:14,990 --> 00:10:18,827 What was it like climbing that billboard? Must've been pretty scary, huh? 111 00:10:19,745 --> 00:10:21,955 Guy needed help, that's all. 112 00:10:22,372 --> 00:10:25,375 You know, if I can do it, anybody could. Heh. 113 00:10:25,584 --> 00:10:27,586 Well, my hat is off to you. 114 00:10:27,795 --> 00:10:29,505 So here we are. 115 00:10:29,713 --> 00:10:31,465 And patent law is something you...? 116 00:10:31,673 --> 00:10:34,426 Oh, yeah. I do so many patent cases... 117 00:10:34,635 --> 00:10:37,805 I should probably just go ahead and specialise already. 118 00:10:38,013 --> 00:10:39,473 So, what do we got? 119 00:10:39,681 --> 00:10:41,350 - I feel silly asking this. - Yeah. 120 00:10:41,558 --> 00:10:43,268 Before I show you my invention... 121 00:10:43,477 --> 00:10:45,896 You mind signing a non-disclosure agreement? 122 00:10:46,104 --> 00:10:48,273 You got it. No problem. 123 00:10:50,359 --> 00:10:54,780 It's my idea of a lifetime. If Fisher-price or playskool got their hands on this... 124 00:10:54,988 --> 00:10:56,031 No worries. 125 00:11:04,706 --> 00:11:06,166 You ready? 126 00:11:13,298 --> 00:11:16,260 I may have seen one of these before. 127 00:11:16,468 --> 00:11:17,928 Not like this. 128 00:11:18,136 --> 00:11:21,598 This one has this little unit I've added. This is my invention. 129 00:11:21,807 --> 00:11:23,141 - Do you have children? - No. 130 00:11:23,350 --> 00:11:25,310 My wife and I have two boys, 4 and 6. 131 00:11:25,519 --> 00:11:28,564 And let me tell you, toilet training them, nightmare. 132 00:11:28,772 --> 00:11:31,984 Both times. They just didn't wanna use the commode. 133 00:11:32,192 --> 00:11:34,570 So I wired a motion sensor to a voice chip. 134 00:11:34,778 --> 00:11:39,408 Well, no sense getting all technical, but it's all about positive reinforcement. 135 00:11:39,616 --> 00:11:41,910 Meet Tony the toilet buddy. 136 00:11:42,119 --> 00:11:44,371 And when you sit down to do your business... 137 00:11:44,580 --> 00:11:46,331 This is how he works. 138 00:11:52,254 --> 00:11:56,216 Toilet: Oh, yeah. That's the way. 139 00:12:00,220 --> 00:12:03,891 Gosh, you're big. You're so big. 140 00:12:04,099 --> 00:12:07,311 My goodness, look at you. 141 00:12:11,023 --> 00:12:13,609 Fill me up, Chandler. Put it in me. 142 00:12:13,817 --> 00:12:15,986 Chandler's my youngest. Lovesit 143 00:12:19,072 --> 00:12:23,493 give it to me, Chandler. I want it all. Mm. 144 00:12:27,831 --> 00:12:30,667 Anyway, it goes on from there. You get the picture. 145 00:12:30,876 --> 00:12:33,879 Yeah. I, uh... 146 00:12:37,341 --> 00:12:39,760 So, what do you think? 147 00:12:41,887 --> 00:12:45,599 It's a little sexual maybe? 148 00:12:46,183 --> 00:12:48,101 Sexual? What does that...? 149 00:12:48,310 --> 00:12:52,230 Suggestive, maybe? Maybe that's a better word. Heh. 150 00:12:52,773 --> 00:12:56,026 Look, I'm not saying this thing won't make you rich. 151 00:12:56,234 --> 00:12:59,029 Some wealthier pacific rim nations, they'll love this. 152 00:12:59,237 --> 00:13:00,948 The crazy bastards. Heh. 153 00:13:02,991 --> 00:13:04,910 I created this for children. 154 00:13:05,118 --> 00:13:07,245 - Children. Understand? - Hey... 155 00:13:07,454 --> 00:13:11,124 Viagra was originally invented to treat hypertension. 156 00:13:11,333 --> 00:13:13,293 Look how that turned out. 157 00:13:15,796 --> 00:13:19,925 - You're completely disgusting! - Buddy, you're the one with the sex toilet. 158 00:13:20,133 --> 00:13:21,385 Get off my property! 159 00:13:21,593 --> 00:13:23,720 You know what, I hope you do make a fortune... 160 00:13:23,929 --> 00:13:27,599 Because Chandler's gonna need it to help pay for his therapy. 161 00:14:02,134 --> 00:14:05,220 Strauss: I found the alpine Shepherd boy. 162 00:14:31,913 --> 00:14:33,623 No, no, you just stay put. 163 00:14:33,832 --> 00:14:35,917 I'll be right over. 164 00:15:19,878 --> 00:15:22,798 Now, where were we? Oh, would you like some more tea? 165 00:15:23,006 --> 00:15:25,509 No. No, thank you. I'm fine. 166 00:15:25,717 --> 00:15:27,344 Now, the Shepherd boy hummel... 167 00:15:27,552 --> 00:15:29,721 That's gonna go to your nephew Clarence? 168 00:15:29,930 --> 00:15:31,681 As long as he finishes college. 169 00:15:31,890 --> 00:15:34,559 If he drops out, it goes to my niece Raylene. 170 00:15:34,768 --> 00:15:36,770 But then Raylene doesn't get the girl... 171 00:15:36,978 --> 00:15:41,566 The girl with the geese, I know. That would go to your cousin Helen. 172 00:15:41,775 --> 00:15:44,653 So long as she never remarries Frederick? 173 00:15:46,446 --> 00:15:49,950 And no matter what, I want the towheaded twins... 174 00:15:50,158 --> 00:15:53,286 To go to reverend Laurence's grandson. 175 00:15:53,495 --> 00:15:55,413 Don't you mean reverend haynes? 176 00:15:55,622 --> 00:15:59,918 Reverence Laurence's grandson is going to get the lute-playing angel... 177 00:16:00,127 --> 00:16:01,837 Because he was in the choir. 178 00:16:02,462 --> 00:16:05,090 Very sharp, Mr. Mcgill. 179 00:16:05,298 --> 00:16:08,093 And here I thought all lawyers were idiots. 180 00:16:08,301 --> 00:16:11,429 Heh. No, only half of us are idiots. The other half are crooks. 181 00:16:13,682 --> 00:16:16,434 - Aren't you a spicy one. - Well... 182 00:16:16,643 --> 00:16:20,105 If I were 40 years younger, I'd have you buy me a pifia colada. 183 00:16:20,313 --> 00:16:22,732 Well, if you want me to draw up a dnr... 184 00:16:22,941 --> 00:16:24,377 I'll bring a blender and some pineapple. 185 00:16:24,401 --> 00:16:25,443 Heh, heh. 186 00:16:26,027 --> 00:16:28,196 I knew I'd like you when I saw... 187 00:16:28,405 --> 00:16:32,284 How you saved that poor man on the television. 188 00:16:32,492 --> 00:16:35,287 Moxie is in such short supply these days. 189 00:16:35,495 --> 00:16:38,748 Yeah, well I pride myself on my moxie. 190 00:16:38,957 --> 00:16:43,336 Now, I hate to do this, but I do need to bring up my payment. 191 00:16:43,962 --> 00:16:47,757 And I'm sorry, but I can't accept s&h green stamps. 192 00:16:49,801 --> 00:16:53,680 Now, uh, my fee is $140. 193 00:16:54,472 --> 00:16:56,391 A hundred and forty. 194 00:16:57,642 --> 00:17:00,103 I'll gladly accept 70 today... 195 00:17:00,312 --> 00:17:04,274 And 70 when I come back with the completed documents. 196 00:17:23,376 --> 00:17:25,337 Twenty, 40... 197 00:17:25,545 --> 00:17:29,216 Sixty, 80... 198 00:17:30,634 --> 00:17:32,677 A hundred... 199 00:17:35,180 --> 00:17:36,348 Forty. 200 00:17:39,309 --> 00:17:41,186 Okay. Ahem. 201 00:17:44,189 --> 00:17:46,191 - Shall we continue, Mr. Mcgill? - Yes. 202 00:17:46,399 --> 00:17:49,236 Yes, we shall, Mrs. Strauss. 203 00:17:49,778 --> 00:17:52,906 Put it on the nail, not the skin. 204 00:17:53,114 --> 00:17:57,702 I can't help it if your toes are too small. They should all be the same size. 205 00:17:57,911 --> 00:18:00,538 Size of the big toe. That one I can do. 206 00:18:00,747 --> 00:18:03,124 - Yeah, that would be attractive. - Heh, heh. 207 00:18:06,878 --> 00:18:09,881 - How's it go again? - "Oh... 208 00:18:10,090 --> 00:18:12,717 You're huge, Chandler. 209 00:18:12,926 --> 00:18:15,345 You're a big, big boy. 210 00:18:15,553 --> 00:18:17,806 Oh, where does it end? 211 00:18:18,014 --> 00:18:20,225 Oh, don't stop, Chandler. 212 00:18:20,433 --> 00:18:23,186 - Don't stop. - Heh, heh, heh. 213 00:18:23,395 --> 00:18:24,896 Oh, here it comes. 214 00:18:25,105 --> 00:18:28,275 - Oh, what is that? Is that a piece of corn? - No, no. 215 00:18:28,483 --> 00:18:31,611 - Did you eat corn? Is that a niblet I see?" - Stop. Disgusting. 216 00:18:31,820 --> 00:18:33,738 - No. Ha, ha, ha. - Too much? 217 00:18:33,947 --> 00:18:35,615 Hey, good times. 218 00:18:36,574 --> 00:18:39,661 Even your lousy days are more interesting than my good ones. 219 00:18:39,869 --> 00:18:42,539 Yeah, we should definitely do something about that. 220 00:18:45,750 --> 00:18:48,420 Seriously, don't ever try to make a living at this. 221 00:18:48,628 --> 00:18:50,672 - Stick with the law. - Yeah. 222 00:18:50,880 --> 00:18:52,507 Because I'm really... 223 00:18:52,716 --> 00:18:55,343 Lighting the world on fire in that department. 224 00:18:55,552 --> 00:18:57,721 Did two wills today. 225 00:18:57,929 --> 00:19:01,182 Two wills, and I started a living trust. Whoopee. 226 00:19:01,391 --> 00:19:02,600 Old people love me. 227 00:19:02,809 --> 00:19:04,853 Maybe you got a future in elder law. 228 00:19:05,061 --> 00:19:06,741 You think I could handle all that glamour? 229 00:19:06,938 --> 00:19:08,606 No, I'm serious. 230 00:19:08,815 --> 00:19:11,401 I've thought about getting into elder law myself. 231 00:19:11,943 --> 00:19:15,530 I watched my grandmother at the end. 232 00:19:16,114 --> 00:19:18,408 It's awful what people have to deal with. 233 00:19:18,616 --> 00:19:20,452 Insurance companies. 234 00:19:20,660 --> 00:19:24,289 My scumbag cousin stealing her savings and her pain meds. 235 00:19:25,707 --> 00:19:27,334 Getting old sucks. 236 00:19:27,542 --> 00:19:30,170 Seniors need someone on their side. 237 00:19:37,260 --> 00:19:39,888 - It's Howard. - What the hell does he want? 238 00:19:41,181 --> 00:19:42,557 Shh. 239 00:19:44,059 --> 00:19:45,727 Hi, Howard. 240 00:19:46,770 --> 00:19:49,230 No. I mean, I haven't, uh... 241 00:19:50,523 --> 00:19:52,359 Oh, my god, when? 242 00:19:54,069 --> 00:19:58,531 Yeah, okay. I'll see if I can track Jimmy down. 243 00:19:59,157 --> 00:20:01,368 I'll call you back. Sure. 244 00:20:05,246 --> 00:20:06,498 It's Chuck. 245 00:20:11,795 --> 00:20:14,422 [M1 246 00:20:17,008 --> 00:20:19,511 Jimmy: Chuck. Chuck, you with me? 247 00:20:19,719 --> 00:20:21,346 Chuck, hey, buddy, it's me. 248 00:20:21,554 --> 00:20:23,723 Hey, can you talk to me? 249 00:20:24,849 --> 00:20:27,310 Jesus Christ, these sons of bitches. 250 00:20:29,020 --> 00:20:32,565 Hey, hey, sir. You can't do that. All of this needs to stay on. 251 00:20:32,774 --> 00:20:34,859 Jimmy: No, no. No electricity, you understand? 252 00:20:35,068 --> 00:20:37,320 Nurse: No, it needs to be on. I'm getting security. 253 00:20:37,529 --> 00:20:39,823 Kim: No, wait, wait. Wait, wait. No, wait, wait. 254 00:20:40,031 --> 00:20:42,075 Jimmy: Why isn't that one going out? Kim: Stop. 255 00:20:42,283 --> 00:20:43,993 - Damn it. - Jimmy. 256 00:20:44,202 --> 00:20:45,787 Just... Jimmy, wait a second. 257 00:20:45,995 --> 00:20:48,289 Jimmy, think. What's the plan here? 258 00:20:48,498 --> 00:20:50,458 Cruz: Sir, sir? 259 00:20:50,667 --> 00:20:52,210 Sir, I need you to get down. 260 00:20:52,419 --> 00:20:54,546 Jimmy: What kind of torture chamber you running? 261 00:20:54,754 --> 00:20:57,841 - He's allergic to electricity. - You heard the doc. Get down. 262 00:20:58,049 --> 00:21:01,469 You might as well throw him into a microwave. Don't touch me. 263 00:21:01,678 --> 00:21:04,722 He is this patient's brother. Please, listen to him. 264 00:21:08,643 --> 00:21:10,186 Now, hey. Edwin: Let's go. 265 00:21:10,395 --> 00:21:12,772 Cruz: Hold on, hold on a second, Edwin. Sir. 266 00:21:12,981 --> 00:21:15,150 - You ready to calm down? - His name's Jimmy. 267 00:21:15,358 --> 00:21:16,776 And he is gonna calm down. 268 00:21:16,985 --> 00:21:21,906 - Say the words, Jimmy. I need to hear it. - I'm calm, okay? I'm calm. 269 00:21:22,949 --> 00:21:24,909 Why don't you go wait in the hallway? 270 00:21:25,118 --> 00:21:27,245 I'll call if we need you. 271 00:21:28,580 --> 00:21:31,624 Okay, so tell me about the electricity. 272 00:21:31,833 --> 00:21:36,463 Look, I know how it sounds, but it's real. Oh, shit. 273 00:21:37,130 --> 00:21:39,841 My phone. Stuff. Anything with a battery in it. 274 00:21:40,049 --> 00:21:42,552 - He can't have it near him. - Hang on. 275 00:21:44,053 --> 00:21:46,389 There's my phone. Okay, that's it. 276 00:21:54,022 --> 00:21:56,566 Okay. What the hell happened? Why is he here? 277 00:21:56,774 --> 00:21:59,986 It started when Charles stole his neighbour's newspaper. 278 00:22:00,195 --> 00:22:01,946 What? He never leaves the house. 279 00:22:02,155 --> 00:22:05,867 I don't have all the details. Police found him in a very agitated state. 280 00:22:06,075 --> 00:22:08,244 He was confrontational and incoherent. 281 00:22:08,453 --> 00:22:10,330 How come you didn't call me? 282 00:22:10,538 --> 00:22:14,918 Why did I have to hear about this through my brother's prick of a law partner? 283 00:22:15,126 --> 00:22:18,421 The only contact information we could find was a business card. 284 00:22:18,838 --> 00:22:20,882 Jimmy, in my opinion... 285 00:22:21,090 --> 00:22:25,470 Charles should be committed for 30 days of psychiatric observation. 286 00:22:25,678 --> 00:22:29,641 As a family member, you can submit a petition for him to be evaluated. 287 00:22:29,849 --> 00:22:32,143 There's an excellent facility in las cruces. 288 00:22:32,352 --> 00:22:35,271 He can be there tomorrow. 289 00:22:36,439 --> 00:22:38,441 I'd rather not. 290 00:22:38,650 --> 00:22:41,277 Hey, buddy. Hey, I'm right here. 291 00:22:41,486 --> 00:22:43,571 - Oh, hey, Chuck. - Excuse me. 292 00:22:44,239 --> 00:22:48,451 Mr. Mcgill, my name is Dr. Cruz. Do you know why you're in the hospital? 293 00:22:48,660 --> 00:22:52,455 The police kicked in my door. No warrant. 294 00:22:52,664 --> 00:22:53,957 No cause. 295 00:22:54,165 --> 00:22:57,126 I wasn't incoherent. They just weren't listening. 296 00:22:57,335 --> 00:22:59,379 They tasered me, Jimmy. 297 00:22:59,587 --> 00:23:00,922 Oh, Jesus. 298 00:23:02,382 --> 00:23:03,424 Kim? 299 00:23:03,633 --> 00:23:07,762 - I'm sorry, I can give you privacy. - No, no, no, that's all right. Stay. 300 00:23:07,971 --> 00:23:11,224 Howard called me. He's very concerned about you. 301 00:23:11,432 --> 00:23:14,269 How are you feeling now, Mr. Mcgill? 302 00:23:14,477 --> 00:23:17,230 Do...? Do you have a phone or a pager... 303 00:23:17,438 --> 00:23:21,109 - Or anything with a battery? - I don't think so. I... 304 00:23:28,116 --> 00:23:29,617 Oversight. Sorry about that. 305 00:23:32,120 --> 00:23:35,582 Can you tell me a little more about your... 306 00:23:35,790 --> 00:23:37,709 - Situation? - It's not a situation. 307 00:23:37,917 --> 00:23:39,711 It's a condition. 308 00:23:39,919 --> 00:23:42,171 Electromagnetic hypersensitivity. 309 00:23:42,380 --> 00:23:45,633 For reasons unknown, my nervous system has become sensitized... 310 00:23:45,842 --> 00:23:48,928 To certain frequencies of electromagnetic radiation. 311 00:23:49,137 --> 00:23:51,639 Your brother called it an allergy to electricity. 312 00:23:51,848 --> 00:23:53,683 Well, it's an oversimplification. 313 00:23:54,475 --> 00:23:56,227 But it's essentially correct. 314 00:23:57,186 --> 00:24:02,400 Electronic devices create their own electromagnetic fields. 315 00:24:02,984 --> 00:24:05,028 The closer I am to such devices... 316 00:24:05,236 --> 00:24:07,822 - The worse my symptoms. - Which are? 317 00:24:08,031 --> 00:24:10,283 Burning sensation on my skin... 318 00:24:10,491 --> 00:24:13,202 A sharp, cold pain in my bones... 319 00:24:13,411 --> 00:24:16,414 Muscle fatigue, heart palpitations... 320 00:24:16,623 --> 00:24:18,082 Blurred vision... 321 00:24:18,291 --> 00:24:19,626 . "Finnfius". 322 00:24:19,834 --> 00:24:22,754 Vertigo, nausea, shortness of breath. 323 00:24:22,962 --> 00:24:24,380 - A general... - It hurts. 324 00:24:24,589 --> 00:24:25,715 Yes, it hurts. 325 00:24:25,923 --> 00:24:29,260 When did you first experience these symptoms? 326 00:24:30,470 --> 00:24:34,140 - Must have been... - You left the office 18 months ago. 327 00:24:34,349 --> 00:24:38,269 Well, in that case, uh, must have been almost two years. 328 00:24:38,478 --> 00:24:42,982 Two years? That's a... That's a long time to live with discomfort. 329 00:24:43,191 --> 00:24:44,233 Well, there it is. 330 00:24:46,319 --> 00:24:48,321 You think I'm crazy. 331 00:24:48,529 --> 00:24:49,739 I never said that. 332 00:24:49,947 --> 00:24:52,492 No, you didn't, because you're very polite. 333 00:24:52,700 --> 00:24:54,077 But you think it. 334 00:24:54,285 --> 00:24:56,913 Othennise you wouldn't be talking about commitment. 335 00:24:57,121 --> 00:24:59,999 - You find that idea distressing? - Who the hell wouldn't? 336 00:25:00,208 --> 00:25:04,128 I find it inappropriate for a person... 337 00:25:04,337 --> 00:25:06,381 Suffering from a physical condition. 338 00:25:08,299 --> 00:25:11,344 Anyone who's spent more than a few minutes with me knows... 339 00:25:11,552 --> 00:25:15,014 That this isn't some kind of delusion. Wouldn't you agree, Kim? 340 00:25:15,598 --> 00:25:18,601 - Jimmy: Of course she does. - Well, I'm not a doctor. 341 00:25:18,810 --> 00:25:20,645 You've known me for a decade. 342 00:25:20,853 --> 00:25:25,566 Have you ever seen me exhibit any sign, any sign whatsoever, of mental illness? 343 00:25:25,775 --> 00:25:27,902 See? If I thought for one second 344 00:25:28,111 --> 00:25:31,322 you could cure me, believe me, I'd jump at the chance. 345 00:25:31,531 --> 00:25:34,283 All due respect, psychiatry doesn't have the answers. 346 00:25:34,492 --> 00:25:35,868 I'd very much like to try. 347 00:25:36,077 --> 00:25:39,747 Section 43—1-11, part e3. 348 00:25:39,956 --> 00:25:44,127 "The proposed commitment is consistent with the treatment needs of the client... 349 00:25:44,335 --> 00:25:48,005 And with the least drastic means principle." 350 00:25:48,214 --> 00:25:52,343 Do you think subjecting me to this pain for a month is the least drastic means? 351 00:25:52,552 --> 00:25:54,929 He might as well spend a month in a wood chipper. 352 00:25:57,056 --> 00:26:00,935 Cruz: I understand your frustration. I do. 353 00:26:01,144 --> 00:26:05,022 You're obviously a highly-intelligent man... 354 00:26:05,231 --> 00:26:07,859 In difficult circumstances. 355 00:26:08,609 --> 00:26:11,654 May I ask you a question? Just for my own interest. 356 00:26:11,863 --> 00:26:15,032 - Yeah. - How do you meet the needs of daily life? 357 00:26:15,241 --> 00:26:16,701 What do you do for light? 358 00:26:16,909 --> 00:26:18,202 How do you prepare food? 359 00:26:18,411 --> 00:26:22,665 I use white gas lanterns. For cooking, I have a camp stove. 360 00:26:22,874 --> 00:26:26,210 I have a large cooler I keep filled with ice. 361 00:26:26,419 --> 00:26:29,672 It's not ideal, but I make do. 362 00:26:29,881 --> 00:26:31,466 Cruz: I see. 363 00:26:31,674 --> 00:26:33,050 Well, thank you. 364 00:26:33,259 --> 00:26:37,263 Would you mind if I took a moment to speak with your brother? 365 00:26:37,472 --> 00:26:40,850 Uh, make sure you still have your wallet when you're done. Heh. 366 00:26:41,058 --> 00:26:42,727 - Jimmy: Funny guy. - Heh. 367 00:26:42,935 --> 00:26:43,978 Jimmy. 368 00:26:47,732 --> 00:26:49,275 I wanna go home. 369 00:26:58,284 --> 00:26:59,452 That was a dirty trick. 370 00:26:59,660 --> 00:27:01,913 That wasn't a trick. It was a demonstration. 371 00:27:02,121 --> 00:27:06,542 This allergy to electricity isn't real. It's a manifestation of something deeper. 372 00:27:06,751 --> 00:27:10,379 I'm not saying it's 100 percent real, but Chuck is smarter than you and me. 373 00:27:10,588 --> 00:27:12,507 So we're not talking him out of this. 374 00:27:12,715 --> 00:27:15,176 And I'm not sending him to a rubber room. 375 00:27:15,384 --> 00:27:17,303 No one is talking about rubber rooms. 376 00:27:17,512 --> 00:27:19,972 - There are specialists... - He's seen specialists. 377 00:27:20,181 --> 00:27:22,600 The best doctors. None of them helped, not one. 378 00:27:22,809 --> 00:27:24,477 So you're ready to give up? 379 00:27:24,685 --> 00:27:28,731 Who's giving up, huh? I'm... I'm the one doing the heavy lifting here. 380 00:27:28,940 --> 00:27:31,984 That white gas, who do you think brings him that? 381 00:27:32,193 --> 00:27:35,780 And milk, bread, toilet paper and ice and every other thing he needs. 382 00:27:35,988 --> 00:27:38,908 Is that helping or enabling? 383 00:27:39,742 --> 00:27:44,163 If you testify in a custodial hearing, he can get help. That's in your power. 384 00:27:44,372 --> 00:27:47,708 To be committed involuntarily, he has to be a danger to himself. 385 00:27:47,917 --> 00:27:49,710 - Or others. - And he is. 386 00:27:49,919 --> 00:27:52,797 Coleman lanterns indoors? A camp stove? 387 00:27:53,005 --> 00:27:55,967 He could burn his house down, or the entire neighbourhood. 388 00:27:56,175 --> 00:27:59,136 And then you're looking at a commitment of 10 to 20 years. 389 00:27:59,345 --> 00:28:02,682 What if...? What if he just hurts himself in a household accident? 390 00:28:02,890 --> 00:28:04,892 How does he call for help? 391 00:28:07,520 --> 00:28:09,856 You have the power to help your brother. 392 00:28:10,064 --> 00:28:12,024 Truly help him. 393 00:28:14,777 --> 00:28:16,779 Ignoring this won't make it go away. 394 00:28:21,951 --> 00:28:23,786 What would you do? 395 00:28:25,580 --> 00:28:27,248 All I know is... 396 00:28:27,456 --> 00:28:29,166 He needs help. 397 00:28:38,676 --> 00:28:42,430 Untie him. I'm getting him out of here. 398 00:28:44,140 --> 00:28:46,183 The nurse will bring you release forms. 399 00:29:00,573 --> 00:29:02,074 Oh, boy. 400 00:29:03,910 --> 00:29:05,411 - Jimmy? Kim? - I found him. 401 00:29:06,203 --> 00:29:08,873 - I thought I'd wait till you got here. - Great. 402 00:29:09,081 --> 00:29:11,375 - How's he doing? - Better. Resting. 403 00:29:14,211 --> 00:29:17,590 Jimmy, I want you to know that I've talked to the da... 404 00:29:17,798 --> 00:29:21,469 And he absolutely will not sign off on any commitment papers. 405 00:29:21,677 --> 00:29:23,804 This is a physical condition, not mental. 406 00:29:24,013 --> 00:29:27,516 Chuck is of sound mind. I think we can all agree on that. 407 00:29:28,517 --> 00:29:30,478 You're a real peach, Howard. 408 00:29:30,686 --> 00:29:32,772 Of course you don't want Chuck committed. 409 00:29:32,980 --> 00:29:35,149 No, I don't. Why would I? 410 00:29:35,358 --> 00:29:38,152 If Chuck were committed, I'd become his legal guardian. 411 00:29:38,361 --> 00:29:41,030 - And I'd cash him out of hhm. - Jesus, Jimmy. Now? 412 00:29:41,238 --> 00:29:42,698 You wanna hash that out here? 413 00:29:42,907 --> 00:29:45,868 Jimmy: The tanning bed must have melted your brain if you think... 414 00:29:46,077 --> 00:29:49,080 - Guys, Chuck, that's why we're here. - Yes. 415 00:29:49,288 --> 00:29:50,498 Let's stay on point. 416 00:29:50,706 --> 00:29:54,335 We're talking about the well-being of a man whom we all love very much. 417 00:29:54,543 --> 00:29:55,795 There's many factors. 418 00:29:56,003 --> 00:30:00,049 - Spite doesn't have to be one of them. - I was on the fence till you showed up. 419 00:30:00,257 --> 00:30:03,469 Thanks for helping me decide. Wave bye-bye to your cash cow... 420 00:30:03,678 --> 00:30:06,764 Because it's leaving the pasture. I'm committing him. 421 00:30:11,435 --> 00:30:13,020 Jimmy... ji... wait. 422 00:30:13,229 --> 00:30:17,066 Jimmy, wait. Jimmy... Jimmy, can you wait? 423 00:30:17,274 --> 00:30:20,486 Jimmy, wait a second. Listen, I agree that Chuck needs help. 424 00:30:20,695 --> 00:30:24,323 And maybe it's the right thing to do, but you can't do it like this. 425 00:30:25,491 --> 00:30:30,121 I just wanna see that son of a bitch sweat. It's so obvious what he's afraid of. 426 00:30:31,330 --> 00:30:33,207 I'm taking my brother home. 427 00:30:45,261 --> 00:30:47,596 Chuck: Unh. Jimmy: There you go, buddy. 428 00:30:47,805 --> 00:30:50,349 Yeah, there you go. Okay, some steps. 429 00:30:50,558 --> 00:30:53,686 One and two, and there you go. 430 00:30:53,894 --> 00:30:55,438 Hey, you're home. 431 00:30:55,646 --> 00:30:58,357 All right? Everything's gonna be all right. 432 00:30:59,275 --> 00:31:01,360 You want something to eat? 433 00:31:02,153 --> 00:31:03,863 Some tea? Cup of tea? 434 00:31:06,574 --> 00:31:08,617 Coffee. Coffee it is. 435 00:31:09,285 --> 00:31:12,997 Jimmy, I'm gonna need my... 436 00:31:15,291 --> 00:31:17,418 Oh, it's... 437 00:31:30,431 --> 00:31:33,434 [M1 438 00:32:03,130 --> 00:32:04,298 Wanna talk about this? 439 00:32:05,883 --> 00:32:07,009 Nothing to talk about. 440 00:32:07,218 --> 00:32:11,347 You took the paper, you saw this, you got sick. 441 00:32:12,723 --> 00:32:14,391 What's your point? 442 00:32:14,600 --> 00:32:19,188 Chuck, I think you got sick because you saw this story. 443 00:32:19,897 --> 00:32:22,316 Whenever you think I've done something wrong... 444 00:32:22,525 --> 00:32:24,610 Something questionable, you get worse. 445 00:32:24,819 --> 00:32:27,696 I didn't get sick because I read about you in the paper. 446 00:32:27,905 --> 00:32:32,952 I got sick because I went out of my house to retrieve the paper... 447 00:32:34,245 --> 00:32:36,247 I'm too tired for this argument, Jimmy. 448 00:32:36,455 --> 00:32:38,165 I've had it too many times. 449 00:32:38,374 --> 00:32:42,044 You think this is the return of slippin' Jimmy, but it's not. 450 00:32:42,253 --> 00:32:43,295 All right. 451 00:32:43,504 --> 00:32:46,632 You think the billboard thing was unethical. 452 00:32:46,841 --> 00:32:50,052 But it was promotion. It was advertising, that's all. 453 00:32:50,261 --> 00:32:53,472 Which wasn't even allowed until five supreme court justices... 454 00:32:53,681 --> 00:32:56,267 Went bonkers in bates v. State bar of Arizona. 455 00:32:56,475 --> 00:32:59,103 - Ah-ha. - But in any event... 456 00:33:00,354 --> 00:33:03,440 It's legal. If you wanna advertise, that's your business. 457 00:33:03,649 --> 00:33:05,401 "Business" being the operative word... 458 00:33:05,609 --> 00:33:08,612 Because I have gotten business off of this. 459 00:33:08,821 --> 00:33:12,658 Legit business: Wills, trusts. 460 00:33:12,867 --> 00:33:16,579 I'm kind of starting to specialise in elder law. 461 00:33:16,787 --> 00:33:17,997 - Elder law? - Yeah. 462 00:33:18,205 --> 00:33:20,833 The things the elderly have to deal with. I mean... 463 00:33:21,041 --> 00:33:24,044 Relatives coming after their savings, telemarketers... 464 00:33:24,253 --> 00:33:27,840 Reverse-mortgage scams. I mean, getting old sucks. 465 00:33:28,048 --> 00:33:32,553 Seniors need someone on their side, so you're looking at him. 466 00:33:34,221 --> 00:33:37,433 Oh, that sounds promising. 467 00:33:37,641 --> 00:33:40,144 But it has nothing to do with my condition. 468 00:33:40,352 --> 00:33:42,771 Chuck, I'm gonna make you a promise right now. 469 00:33:42,980 --> 00:33:45,316 Not necessary, not requested. 470 00:33:45,524 --> 00:33:47,985 Okay. The billboard was a one-time thing. 471 00:33:48,194 --> 00:33:50,988 I'm a good lawyer. I just needed some razzmatazz... 472 00:33:51,197 --> 00:33:53,866 You know, to get the ball rolling, some showmanship. 473 00:33:54,074 --> 00:33:57,036 - That's all it was. It's done now. It's over. - All right. 474 00:33:57,244 --> 00:33:59,663 From here on out, I'm gonna play by the rules. 475 00:33:59,872 --> 00:34:02,333 - As any lawyer should. - Exactly. 476 00:34:02,541 --> 00:34:04,543 There are clients out there who need me. 477 00:34:04,752 --> 00:34:08,172 I'm gonna give them the best representation I know how to provide. 478 00:34:08,380 --> 00:34:12,176 I'm on the up-and-up, okay? I will be good. 479 00:34:12,384 --> 00:34:16,931 Slippin' Jimmy, he's back in Cicero. Dead and buried. 480 00:34:21,518 --> 00:34:22,978 Okay. 481 00:34:25,189 --> 00:34:26,899 We'll see. 482 00:34:27,524 --> 00:34:29,026 Where you going? 483 00:34:29,235 --> 00:34:31,612 Chuck: Somebody's gotta make that coffee. 484 00:34:39,828 --> 00:34:41,228 I'm sure the truth will come out... 485 00:34:41,288 --> 00:34:44,708 If indeed that's what we 're all interested in. 486 00:34:44,959 --> 00:34:46,877 I know everybody in this courtroom... 487 00:34:47,086 --> 00:34:49,838 Has strong feelings about Nicholas baron's past... 488 00:34:50,047 --> 00:34:54,635 But I submit he is not on trial here for his past. 489 00:34:54,843 --> 00:34:59,932 He is on trial for the murders of Donald kovack and Eddie Alonzo. 490 00:35:02,393 --> 00:35:04,520 Single-breasted. 491 00:35:06,689 --> 00:35:09,191 Light blue or cream. 492 00:35:09,400 --> 00:35:11,151 It's blue. 493 00:35:12,861 --> 00:35:14,822 Linen. 494 00:35:18,325 --> 00:35:21,036 [M1 495 00:35:23,914 --> 00:35:26,542 simple. Single pocket. 496 00:35:36,260 --> 00:35:39,221 [M1 497 00:36:02,286 --> 00:36:03,954 Thank you. 498 00:36:41,617 --> 00:36:44,578 Hello there. James mcgill, attorney at law. 499 00:36:44,787 --> 00:36:47,998 - How are you this fine morning? - I'm just fine. How about you? 500 00:36:48,207 --> 00:36:51,377 Oh, very good. Play fair. 501 00:36:51,585 --> 00:36:55,255 Oh, what do we got here? Ah, I see... 502 00:36:55,464 --> 00:36:57,716 A piece is trying to get away here. 503 00:36:57,925 --> 00:36:59,176 Enjoy the jell-o. 504 00:36:59,385 --> 00:37:02,596 Get to the bottom. Wait, who's the banker here? 505 00:37:02,805 --> 00:37:05,307 That's the only one I wanna talk to. There he is. 506 00:37:05,516 --> 00:37:07,101 - How are you? - Hey. I'm good. 507 00:37:07,309 --> 00:37:08,894 Whoa, what a grip, young man. 508 00:37:09,103 --> 00:37:11,563 Watch out, that's my will-writing hand. 509 00:37:11,772 --> 00:37:13,649 - I'm quite strong, you know. - Okay. 510 00:37:13,857 --> 00:37:16,944 Hello, ladies. You look beautiful today. 511 00:37:17,820 --> 00:37:19,238 All right over there? 512 00:37:19,446 --> 00:37:21,824 Very good. Play fair. 513 00:37:22,032 --> 00:37:23,075 No betting. 514 00:37:23,283 --> 00:37:25,786 Wait a second, is that Veronica lake? 515 00:37:25,994 --> 00:37:28,205 Give me a hug, beautiful. 516 00:37:29,248 --> 00:37:31,166 Yes. You look great today. 517 00:37:31,375 --> 00:37:33,710 All right. No cheating, no hiding the tablet. 518 00:37:33,919 --> 00:37:36,004 Oh, what do we have here? 519 00:37:45,097 --> 00:37:47,808 Hey, there he is. The man in the booth. 520 00:37:48,016 --> 00:37:50,394 John wilkes booth. Booth tarkington. 521 00:37:50,602 --> 00:37:51,979 What you reading there? 522 00:37:52,187 --> 00:37:55,816 The complete annotated book of rules for parking validation? 523 00:37:57,276 --> 00:38:00,404 The rules for parking validation are actually pretty simple. 524 00:38:00,612 --> 00:38:02,739 Most people get it on the first try. 525 00:38:04,241 --> 00:38:08,328 Well, you'll be pleased to know I have the requisite stickers. 526 00:38:08,537 --> 00:38:10,664 Be still my heart. 527 00:38:10,873 --> 00:38:12,124 And... 528 00:38:13,208 --> 00:38:15,377 You can have this as well. 529 00:38:15,586 --> 00:38:17,546 I'm doing elder law now. 530 00:38:17,754 --> 00:38:19,465 "Need a will, call mcgill." 531 00:38:19,673 --> 00:38:24,303 So give me a call if you, uh... 532 00:38:24,511 --> 00:38:28,640 If you happen to know any elders. 533 00:38:29,725 --> 00:38:33,437 - Good night. - Couldn't have a bad one if I tried. 534 00:39:07,304 --> 00:39:09,932 Mike: Good night. Man: Good night. 535 00:39:31,703 --> 00:39:33,455 Man: Have a good one. 536 00:39:37,042 --> 00:39:39,836 Woman 1: He drove in from El Paso, but he made good time. 537 00:39:45,467 --> 00:39:47,052 Man: Pick it up on pancakes. 538 00:40:02,859 --> 00:40:05,237 Woman 2: Eggs over-medium. Woman 3: Hash browns. 539 00:40:11,159 --> 00:40:12,578 Man: Eggs over, pick it up. 540 00:42:23,834 --> 00:42:25,114 Lucy: Don't be so silly. 541 00:42:25,210 --> 00:42:27,462 - Dan: There's nobody around. - You never can tell. 542 00:42:27,671 --> 00:42:29,297 - Dan: Then I'll come in. - I wouldn't. 543 00:42:29,506 --> 00:42:32,134 - We're going to be late. - Dan: Don't be bashful, Lucy. 544 00:42:32,342 --> 00:42:34,886 Lucy: I'm not bashful, but I've never kissed you before. 545 00:42:35,095 --> 00:42:36,972 And I don't think this is the place. 546 00:42:37,180 --> 00:42:40,142 Dan: Gosh, if you knew how crazy I am about you, you wouldn't hesitate. 547 00:42:40,350 --> 00:42:41,393 I can't sleep. 548 00:42:41,601 --> 00:42:43,121 Lucy: Why don't you take some hot milk. 549 00:42:43,145 --> 00:42:45,188 I must be in love because / started... 550 00:43:19,639 --> 00:43:21,433 Mike: Long way from home, aren't you? 551 00:43:21,641 --> 00:43:23,685 You and me both.