1 00:00:39,920 --> 00:00:41,069 -You bought this? -Yeah. 2 00:00:42,160 --> 00:00:43,594 And it's ours now. We own this. 3 00:00:50,520 --> 00:00:52,431 love it. -Right? 4 00:00:52,520 --> 00:00:55,512 Whatd I tell you? The fireplace, the built-ins here. 5 00:00:55,600 --> 00:00:57,591 Are you sure you want to give this to your sister? 6 00:00:57,680 --> 00:00:59,830 Babe, we'd make 100K off this flip all day long. 7 00:01:00,520 --> 00:01:01,840 -Trying to make up... This is it? 8 00:01:01,920 --> 00:01:03,149 Hey, yeah. Come in. 9 00:01:03,480 --> 00:01:06,836 You guys made me ask off an hour early to see this dump? 10 00:01:06,960 --> 00:01:10,430 We're all smelling this right now, right? -It smells like I'm breathing piss. 11 00:01:10,520 --> 00:01:12,318 Okay. Not a good fit. So we'll just go. 12 00:01:12,400 --> 00:01:14,152 -Come on. -Come on, have a little vision. 13 00:01:14,240 --> 00:01:15,560 French doors to the garden. 14 00:01:15,640 --> 00:01:18,280 We move the stairs, take these walls down, 15 00:01:18,360 --> 00:01:20,271 create an open concept through the kitchen. 16 00:01:20,360 --> 00:01:22,829 There's a gorgeous stained glass here in the comer. 17 00:01:22,920 --> 00:01:24,149 The bones are really good. 18 00:01:24,240 --> 00:01:27,676 When's the part we cough up 12 grand fo fix the rotted-out foundation? 19 00:01:27,760 --> 00:01:30,229 Clearly, it's not for them. Let's just flip this one, EI. 20 00:01:30,360 --> 00:01:31,759 There's a park across the street. 21 00:01:31,840 --> 00:01:34,070 And the schools here are fantastic if you have a baby. 22 00:01:34,720 --> 00:01:36,677 When. I'm sorry, Kimmy. 23 00:01:36,760 --> 00:01:38,273 When. When you have a baby. 24 00:01:38,360 --> 00:01:41,034 We're having a baby. We are having a baby. 25 00:01:41,160 --> 00:01:43,674 You see that? That's called manifesting to the universe. 26 00:01:43,760 --> 00:01:47,993 Sometimes the universe thinks it's funny if I drop $26,000 on in vitro first. 27 00:01:48,080 --> 00:01:50,151 -You're a dick. -I'm kidding. 28 00:01:50,240 --> 00:01:53,710 If this place is so great, why don't you guys move in here? 29 00:01:53,840 --> 00:01:56,229 What are they gonna do with five bedrooms and a park? 30 00:01:56,320 --> 00:01:57,719 They're obviously never having kids. 31 00:01:57,800 --> 00:01:59,791 Look at 'em. They don't have any emotional holes to fill. 32 00:01:59,880 --> 00:02:01,678 Not that we are doing it to fil... 33 00:02:01,760 --> 00:02:03,319 -Shut up, Russ. -All right. 34 00:02:03,400 --> 00:02:05,118 “What was that look? What look? 35 00:02:05,200 --> 00:02:07,999 He just said you guys were never gonna have kids, 36 00:02:08,080 --> 00:02:10,071 and you did a definite look. 37 00:02:10,160 --> 00:02:13,551 What was the look for? You looked at me to include me in your look. 38 00:02:13,640 --> 00:02:14,994 -I didn't do a look. Totally did a look. 39 00:02:15,080 --> 00:02:16,957 -It wasn't a look. I think we just started some trouble. 40 00:02:17,040 --> 00:02:18,678 -There's no trouble. Maybe even a fight. 41 00:02:18,760 --> 00:02:21,400 -There's no fight. There's no trouble. -Let's get out of here. Come on. 42 00:02:21,480 --> 00:02:24,313 Oh, my God. You guys are gonna have kids now, aren't you? 43 00:02:24,400 --> 00:02:26,755 No. What? Kimmy. I don't know. What? 44 00:02:26,840 --> 00:02:28,592 Of course you are. You have to win at everything. 45 00:02:28,680 --> 00:02:30,671 Then you'll throw your perfect uterus in my face, too. 46 00:02:30,760 --> 00:02:33,513 How do you know my uterus is perfect? We've never even tried to have kids. 47 00:02:33,600 --> 00:02:38,197 -I don't know if I can get pregnant. -Of course itis perfect. It is yours. 48 00:02:38,280 --> 00:02:41,113 Kimmy. -It probably has a leather interior. 49 00:02:41,200 --> 00:02:43,430 Please, Kimmy. You just got here. 50 00:02:43,520 --> 00:02:45,272 Sorry, Petey. Have a good fight. 51 00:02:45,360 --> 00:02:46,430 See you later, Russ. 52 00:02:49,720 --> 00:02:51,677 -I didn't do a look. -You're doing a look right now. 53 00:02:51,760 --> 00:02:53,797 There's no look. You're doing a look. 54 00:02:59,480 --> 00:03:01,391 All right, maybe I did do a look, 55 00:03:01,480 --> 00:03:03,517 but just hearing him say it out loud: 56 00:03:03,600 --> 00:03:06,592 We're never having children I mean, is that true? 57 00:03:07,040 --> 00:03:10,271 I quit bringing it up. Every time I did, you'd say it's not the right time. 58 00:03:10,680 --> 00:03:12,910 I know, but we were always so broke. 59 00:03:13,000 --> 00:03:15,913 And then we were going crazy trying to get the business started. 60 00:03:16,000 --> 00:03:19,709 We've flipped five houses this year, and I'm starting to turn down design work. 61 00:03:21,000 --> 00:03:23,230 I always thought that I'd be a mom someday. 62 00:03:23,680 --> 00:03:24,875 I think I'm ready. Great. 63 00:03:24,960 --> 00:03:26,758 Now you're ready and by the time the kid's 16, 64 00:03:26,840 --> 00:03:29,673 I'm going to be one of those old dads, like Brian Hendrickson's dad. 65 00:03:34,440 --> 00:03:36,351 -Hey, Dad. “What's up, Son? 66 00:03:36,440 --> 00:03:38,397 Hey, Mr. Hendrickson, go long. 67 00:03:45,280 --> 00:03:46,350 Dad? 68 00:03:46,440 --> 00:03:47,874 You killed my dad! 69 00:03:47,960 --> 00:03:49,792 Hey, Dad, wake up. 70 00:03:50,440 --> 00:03:52,556 You did not kill Mr. Hendrickson. 71 00:03:54,200 --> 00:03:55,554 And you're not that old. 72 00:03:55,640 --> 00:03:57,677 Here's an idea. What if we adopt a five-year-old? 73 00:03:57,760 --> 00:04:00,479 It'd be like I got cracking when I was 36. How about that? 74 00:04:08,000 --> 00:04:09,638 Keep your end straight, will you? 75 00:04:09,720 --> 00:04:12,792 Look, you're overthinking it, bro. None of my kids were planned. 76 00:04:12,880 --> 00:04:15,156 Kid shows up, you figure it out. Easy-peasy. 77 00:04:15,240 --> 00:04:18,676 How many kids you got now, Stu? Number four's in the oven right now. 78 00:04:18,760 --> 00:04:20,398 Wow. Nothing hard about kids. 79 00:04:21,560 --> 00:04:23,676 As long as you spend some time with them, they're cool. 80 00:04:23,760 --> 00:04:26,400 Most important thing, make sure the moms all get along. 81 00:04:33,080 --> 00:04:35,469 Meatball. Hey, buddy. 82 00:04:36,040 --> 00:04:37,189 Hey. You miss me? 83 00:04:37,280 --> 00:04:39,920 That's my boy. You missed me, huh? I missed you, too. 84 00:04:40,320 --> 00:04:41,833 Yeah. You're such a good boy. 85 00:04:41,920 --> 00:04:44,878 Hey, El. I got the towel samples you wanted for the kitchen. 86 00:04:46,920 --> 00:04:47,751 El, you okay? 87 00:04:51,080 --> 00:04:52,639 Hey, what's the matter? 88 00:04:53,200 --> 00:04:57,114 Nothing. I was just thinking about what you said about adopting a five-year-old. 89 00:04:57,200 --> 00:04:58,474 +I said that? -Yeah. 90 00:04:58,560 --> 00:05:01,200 -I was totally... I was joking. know. It's kind of crazy. 91 00:05:01,320 --> 00:05:04,358 But it just got me thinking. And there's so many kids in foster care, 92 00:05:04,440 --> 00:05:07,671 and they're moving from place to place, and they don't have anybody, 93 00:05:07,760 --> 00:05:09,512 and it's like the saddest thing I've ever seen. 94 00:05:09,600 --> 00:05:12,877 And I found this adoption agency. They're having an orientation next week. 95 00:05:13,000 --> 00:05:15,799 No, don't show me that. I don't want to see those little faces. 96 00:05:15,880 --> 00:05:17,757 You trying to break my heart? I just got home from work. 97 00:05:18,200 --> 00:05:21,192 Ellie, people who take in foster kids are really special. 98 00:05:21,280 --> 00:05:23,794 These are the kind of people who volunteer when it's not even a holiday. 99 00:05:23,880 --> 00:05:25,712 We don't even volunteer on a holiday. 100 00:05:25,800 --> 00:05:28,519 What if there was a disaster? 101 00:05:28,640 --> 00:05:30,199 “What, like a dirty bomb? “Whatever. 102 00:05:30,280 --> 00:05:33,033 And there's a little kid who ends up on our doorstep. 103 00:05:33,120 --> 00:05:36,317 Are we gonna turn her away because we're not special enough? 104 00:05:36,760 --> 00:05:39,229 That would depend. There's a lot of factors that go into it. 105 00:05:39,320 --> 00:05:42,358 I mean, our food rations. The blast radius. 106 00:05:43,680 --> 00:05:46,399 El, you can't take some offhanded remark I made 107 00:05:46,480 --> 00:05:48,357 and turn it into a crazy life decision. 108 00:05:48,440 --> 00:05:49,669 It was a joke. 109 00:05:50,880 --> 00:05:51,870 Yeah. 110 00:05:53,040 --> 00:05:55,031 I know. I just... 111 00:05:55,720 --> 00:05:58,360 You're right. You shouldn't be pushed into something you don't want to do. 112 00:05:58,760 --> 00:06:00,353 It was just a nice thought. 113 00:06:02,920 --> 00:06:03,955 Good night. 114 00:06:05,520 --> 00:06:07,955 Allright, I won't make any more jokes like that. 115 00:06:08,800 --> 00:06:09,790 All right? 116 00:06:13,480 --> 00:06:15,437 Hey, you want to watch alittle Fixer Upper? 117 00:06:17,080 --> 00:06:19,435 -Okay, I love you. -I love you. 118 00:06:50,040 --> 00:06:51,838 Oh, God. 119 00:07:39,880 --> 00:07:42,713 It's not fair. That is not... 120 00:07:44,680 --> 00:07:45,795 Hey. 121 00:07:46,440 --> 00:07:49,193 You can't buy these pita chips anymore. They're way too spicy. 122 00:07:49,320 --> 00:07:50,719 I'm getting my nose watery and... 123 00:07:55,680 --> 00:07:59,196 Over a half million children are currently in foster care. 124 00:07:59,280 --> 00:08:02,033 The system is overloaded, okay? 125 00:08:02,120 --> 00:08:03,679 It doesn't need any more kids. 126 00:08:03,760 --> 00:08:07,116 So, for a child to be removed, conditions have to be pretty bleak, 127 00:08:07,440 --> 00:08:10,398 usually involving abuse or extreme neglect. 128 00:08:10,480 --> 00:08:13,552 And some of these kids can often languish in the system, 129 00:08:13,680 --> 00:08:17,071 unless a wonderful family like yours steps up for them. 130 00:08:17,160 --> 00:08:19,879 We'll step up. We'll take one right away. 131 00:08:19,960 --> 00:08:22,759 Perfect. Let me go check in back, see what we have in stock. 132 00:08:24,080 --> 00:08:28,438 She is kidding, of course. We do not stock. 133 00:08:28,520 --> 00:08:30,557 And you know that. 134 00:08:30,640 --> 00:08:34,190 But we can take you through the eight-week foster parenting course, 135 00:08:34,280 --> 00:08:35,918 and you can get your certification. 136 00:08:36,000 --> 00:08:38,719 And then we can pair you with some kids that you can foster 137 00:08:38,800 --> 00:08:40,518 until they become adoptable. 138 00:08:40,600 --> 00:08:42,830 But it is not gonna be easy, folks. 139 00:08:43,280 --> 00:08:45,749 These kids will test your will, 140 00:08:45,840 --> 00:08:48,400 put a strain on your relationship 141 00:08:48,480 --> 00:08:50,915 and push buttons you didn't even know you had. 142 00:08:51,000 --> 00:08:54,197 Now, I can tell by looking at you that not all y'all are gonna make it. 143 00:08:54,280 --> 00:08:57,796 I actually think this group has got the grit 144 00:08:57,880 --> 00:08:59,791 to face some unpleasant... 145 00:08:59,880 --> 00:09:02,952 -Excuse me. -You guys heading out? 146 00:09:03,040 --> 00:09:05,680 -Yeah. Okay. Well, thank you. Bye-bye. 147 00:09:06,320 --> 00:09:08,470 -All right, that one's on me. -It absolutely is. 148 00:09:08,560 --> 00:09:10,233 -We've gone over this before. We have. 149 00:09:10,360 --> 00:09:12,829 -This is a problem. -It's a problem. Okay, everybody, 150 00:09:12,920 --> 00:09:14,479 why don't we learn your names 151 00:09:14,560 --> 00:09:16,631 and what type of children you're looking for. 152 00:09:16,720 --> 00:09:17,790 Hi. 153 00:09:18,400 --> 00:09:21,153 We're Dana and Dirk McCann. 154 00:09:21,240 --> 00:09:26,314 And the Lord has guided us here to adopt a baby boy... or a girl. 155 00:09:26,400 --> 00:09:29,552 Yeah, the big guy, he's blessed us with so much. 156 00:09:29,640 --> 00:09:32,154 We'd just like to share it with a child that needs a home. 157 00:09:32,240 --> 00:09:34,390 -Yeah. “What about over here? 158 00:09:34,480 --> 00:09:37,154 I'm David and this is my wife, Jessie. 159 00:09:37,240 --> 00:09:40,153 And we've been trying to have a baby for three years now. 160 00:09:40,240 --> 00:09:42,675 But no matter what we do, 161 00:09:42,760 --> 00:09:43,955 I cant... 162 00:09:44,600 --> 00:09:47,319 -I'm sorry. Can someone else go? It's okay. 163 00:09:47,440 --> 00:09:50,910 It's okay. Well, I'm Kit and this is Michael. 164 00:09:51,000 --> 00:09:53,389 We've also been trying to conceive now, 165 00:09:53,480 --> 00:09:55,437 pretty much since the first night we met, right? 166 00:09:56,520 --> 00:09:59,273 That is correct. We're just not having any luck. 167 00:09:59,360 --> 00:10:03,240 Anyway, we're looking for a child of any gender or ethnicity up to nine years old. 168 00:10:04,880 --> 00:10:07,520 Hello. My name is October Ross Jennings. 169 00:10:07,600 --> 00:10:12,754 And would like to be the single mother of an athletically gifted teen boy 170 00:10:12,880 --> 00:10:16,999 who I can help to reach his full Division One scholarship potential. 171 00:10:17,080 --> 00:10:18,673 Preferably African-American. 172 00:10:21,000 --> 00:10:25,073 Right! Like The Blind Side. Like the movie, right? That's great. 173 00:10:25,320 --> 00:10:26,958 Honey, she's not joking. 174 00:10:27,640 --> 00:10:30,758 You're not joking? My God. I'm so sorry. 175 00:10:30,840 --> 00:10:34,799 I just thought "cause of the gay guys' conceiving joke, that we were... 176 00:10:34,880 --> 00:10:37,394 I mean, that is the plot of The Blind Side, so... 177 00:10:37,480 --> 00:10:40,074 I've never seen it, s0, please, it's your turn. 178 00:10:40,200 --> 00:10:43,192 -Just do not talk to me anymore. -Yeah, she's nuts. 179 00:10:44,560 --> 00:10:47,552 I'm so sorry. I feel terrible. I... 180 00:10:48,200 --> 00:10:51,795 So, my name's Ellie. Hi. This is my husband, Pete. 181 00:10:52,320 --> 00:10:54,470 Yeah, I mean, I'm not too sure about any of this. 182 00:10:54,560 --> 00:10:57,916 I get it. We adopted our dog Meatball, and we love him like crazy, but... 183 00:10:58,000 --> 00:11:00,276 Don't compare kids to dogs. -'m not. 184 00:11:00,360 --> 00:11:03,159 I'm just saying there used to be a stigma about getting a dog from the pound, 185 00:11:03,240 --> 00:11:05,629 but now they're called rescue dogs and everybody wants one. 186 00:11:05,720 --> 00:11:07,791 Don't say "pound", don't say "dog". Just don't. 187 00:11:07,880 --> 00:11:09,518 Okay, no, that's not... 188 00:11:09,600 --> 00:11:11,591 It's just all of this is a little scary, right? 189 00:11:11,680 --> 00:11:13,956 -But maybe if you call them rescue kids... -Oh, my God. 190 00:11:14,040 --> 00:11:16,156 instead of foster kids, more people would be into it 191 00:11:16,240 --> 00:11:18,470 and people wouldn't walk out in the middle of your seminar 192 00:11:18,560 --> 00:11:20,995 -and it'd be good for your program. Pete! 193 00:11:21,080 --> 00:11:22,434 -I'm just saying... -Just stop it! 194 00:11:22,520 --> 00:11:27,117 Everyone, our guest speaker of the day, Brenda Fernandez, and her parents. 195 00:11:27,200 --> 00:11:29,032 Let's make them feel welcome. 196 00:11:30,360 --> 00:11:32,158 Hey, thank you. 197 00:11:35,360 --> 00:11:36,634 Hi. 198 00:11:37,640 --> 00:11:40,280 So, when I was eight years old, 199 00:11:40,360 --> 00:11:41,953 my mom and her boyfriend 200 00:11:42,040 --> 00:11:45,874 decided it would be a good idea to build a meth lab in our garage. 201 00:11:45,960 --> 00:11:47,792 They made me deliver drugs for them. 202 00:11:48,320 --> 00:11:49,390 They abused me physically, 203 00:11:49,520 --> 00:11:51,909 and some of their customers abused me sexually. 204 00:11:52,440 --> 00:11:54,272 When I was 11, 205 00:11:54,400 --> 00:11:57,199 our garage exploded, and [was put in the system. 206 00:11:57,720 --> 00:11:59,916 Bounced around from placement to placement. 207 00:12:00,000 --> 00:12:01,559 Pretty soon I was 14. 208 00:12:02,280 --> 00:12:05,875 Nobody wants a teenager, so I'd be aging out in a few years. 209 00:12:06,640 --> 00:12:09,917 The thing is, over half the kids who age out of foster care 210 00:12:10,040 --> 00:12:14,352 end up homeless, addicted, incarcerated or dead within two years. 211 00:12:15,560 --> 00:12:16,675 That was gonna be me. 212 00:12:16,760 --> 00:12:19,070 Trying to start my adult life, 213 00:12:19,160 --> 00:12:22,039 but with no family to help me pick a college, 214 00:12:22,120 --> 00:12:24,111 nobody to come home to on the holidays 215 00:12:24,200 --> 00:12:27,750 or cry to when my first boyfriend dumped me for Missy Howard. 216 00:12:29,320 --> 00:12:33,757 But then those two... very special people came along. 217 00:12:33,840 --> 00:12:35,831 And I didn't make it easy on them. 218 00:12:38,000 --> 00:12:40,594 But no matter how hard I pushed them away, 219 00:12:41,120 --> 00:12:45,512 they were always there, with a sack lunch and a ride. 220 00:12:49,520 --> 00:12:51,272 Thanks, you guys. 221 00:12:54,080 --> 00:12:56,640 Come here, Daddy. You too, Mama. 222 00:13:14,400 --> 00:13:16,869 I'am so sorry about the Blind Side comment. 223 00:13:16,960 --> 00:13:18,553 I love the movie. 224 00:13:18,640 --> 00:13:20,392 Bye, Brenda. Great job, amazing. 225 00:13:20,720 --> 00:13:21,869 Kit, bye. 226 00:13:21,960 --> 00:13:25,112 Dirk. We'll see you in the classes, buddy. Bye, quys. Hey. 227 00:13:25,240 --> 00:13:27,629 -So now you think we're special enough? Maybe we are. 228 00:13:27,720 --> 00:13:29,358 I mean, this is what we do. 229 00:13:29,440 --> 00:13:32,319 We see potential in things, we fix 'em up. Like they did. 230 00:13:32,400 --> 00:13:34,596 They find this kid in a state of disrepair, 231 00:13:34,680 --> 00:13:37,115 they give her a new coat of paint, scrape off her emotional popcorn ceiling, 232 00:13:37,200 --> 00:13:40,556 install some countertops in the form of love or self-esteem, whatever. 233 00:13:40,640 --> 00:13:43,553 I'm not saying she's a house like I said the dog thing in there, 234 00:13:43,640 --> 00:13:44,994 but I think we're perfect for this. 235 00:13:45,080 --> 00:13:47,390 But she's really not a house, Pete. 236 00:13:47,480 --> 00:13:49,517 I just said she's not a house. Are you listening to me? 237 00:13:49,640 --> 00:13:50,835 Okay. No, Iam. 238 00:13:50,920 --> 00:13:52,558 I'm so excited. Are you excited? 239 00:13:53,400 --> 00:13:55,311 I just get worried 240 00:13:55,400 --> 00:13:59,155 that you think things are gonna be easier than they actually are. 241 00:13:59,240 --> 00:14:00,878 “What? I do not. -You do. 242 00:14:00,960 --> 00:14:04,032 This whole thing was your idea. Now I'm pumped about it, and you're not? 243 00:14:04,120 --> 00:14:05,474 No, I am pumped. 244 00:14:05,560 --> 00:14:06,550 -You don't look pumped. lam. 245 00:14:06,640 --> 00:14:09,075 A big, life-altering moment like this, you gotta get pumped. 246 00:14:09,200 --> 00:14:10,520 We're about to do something insane. 247 00:14:10,600 --> 00:14:11,874 -Did you hear her speak? -Yes. 248 00:14:11,960 --> 00:14:13,917 -It's the greatest thing I've ever heard. I know. 249 00:14:14,040 --> 00:14:16,111 -Come on, cowgirl, let me get a "yee-haw". -Yee-haw. 250 00:14:16,200 --> 00:14:18,316 No, bull. Gimme one. Yee-haw. 251 00:14:18,400 --> 00:14:19,390 Louder. Crazier. 252 00:14:19,480 --> 00:14:21,915 Come on. You're about to be a mom. 253 00:14:25,200 --> 00:14:28,477 -Add a balloon, El. -Okay, have a seat. 254 00:14:28,560 --> 00:14:29,709 Time's up. 255 00:14:32,520 --> 00:14:35,114 These are your fantasy kids. 256 00:14:35,200 --> 00:14:37,350 They are not your real children. 257 00:14:42,120 --> 00:14:44,191 Come on, Jessie. You're losing her. 258 00:14:44,320 --> 00:14:46,357 Pete. Tick-tock, muscle man. 259 00:14:46,440 --> 00:14:49,637 That's not gonna bring him back from that peanut butter sandwich you fed him. 260 00:14:50,080 --> 00:14:52,993 -Your real kids will be very different. Can't erase 'em. 261 00:14:56,280 --> 00:14:58,078 Good job, Michael. 262 00:14:58,520 --> 00:15:00,272 All right, October. 263 00:15:00,360 --> 00:15:02,431 I'm calling it. Yours is dead. 264 00:15:11,960 --> 00:15:12,995 All there? 265 00:15:14,240 --> 00:15:17,198 Time to erase these ideals right now. 266 00:15:17,960 --> 00:15:18,950 Almost done. 267 00:15:19,040 --> 00:15:21,839 -Almost done. -Okay. Okay. 268 00:15:21,920 --> 00:15:23,831 Thank you. Thank you. 269 00:15:23,920 --> 00:15:25,069 Thank you. 270 00:15:32,200 --> 00:15:33,031 All right, everybody, 271 00:15:33,160 --> 00:15:38,394 I want you all to imagine you got this plush new job. 272 00:15:38,920 --> 00:15:40,877 They give you a nice big office. 273 00:15:41,000 --> 00:15:43,799 There's a gym and a frozen yogurt machine 274 00:15:43,920 --> 00:15:46,036 right there in the break room. I love frozen yogurt. 275 00:15:46,640 --> 00:15:49,632 But deep down, you know you're not qualified. 276 00:15:51,640 --> 00:15:54,280 In your heart of hearts, 277 00:15:54,360 --> 00:15:55,759 you know you're not good enough 278 00:15:56,080 --> 00:15:59,118 and you are going to get fired. 279 00:16:00,080 --> 00:16:03,277 The same way you got fired from your last three jobs. 280 00:16:03,640 --> 00:16:07,520 And you might quit just to get some control back. 281 00:16:07,600 --> 00:16:10,513 Hell, you might even tip over that damn yogurt machine 282 00:16:10,600 --> 00:16:12,193 and walk your ass right out of there. 283 00:16:12,280 --> 00:16:13,759 Just to clarify, 284 00:16:14,200 --> 00:16:17,989 Karen is not advocating vandalism in the workplace. 285 00:16:19,080 --> 00:16:22,072 The point is, that it's the same... 286 00:16:23,160 --> 00:16:25,037 for a displaced child 287 00:16:26,000 --> 00:16:29,118 who knows that you don't want her. 288 00:16:30,000 --> 00:16:32,435 Except instead of grieving 289 00:16:33,000 --> 00:16:34,673 the loss of a job... 290 00:16:35,680 --> 00:16:38,911 she's losing her connection 291 00:16:39,240 --> 00:16:41,675 with everything and everyone. 292 00:16:42,240 --> 00:16:45,471 But the one connection that can remain 293 00:16:46,120 --> 00:16:48,191 is between siblings. 294 00:16:48,280 --> 00:16:51,352 Sometimes it's easier for sibs to adjust 295 00:16:51,440 --> 00:16:53,158 because they're not going through it all alone. 296 00:16:54,040 --> 00:16:58,637 You might want to consider upgrading to a sibling set. 297 00:16:59,120 --> 00:17:00,155 Dirk? 298 00:17:00,800 --> 00:17:02,438 Would you consider siblings? 299 00:17:02,520 --> 00:17:04,272 The big guy might smile on that. 300 00:17:05,600 --> 00:17:08,319 Yeah, he would. We'd have to... 301 00:17:08,400 --> 00:17:10,357 “We'd pray on that, Yeah. 302 00:17:10,440 --> 00:17:11,271 Prayon it 303 00:17:11,360 --> 00:17:13,715 The Big Guy wouldn't give you any more than you can handle. 304 00:17:13,800 --> 00:17:15,791 I beg to differ. 305 00:17:28,320 --> 00:17:31,153 Pete. Ellie. Hey. 306 00:17:31,240 --> 00:17:32,639 -You made it. Hi. 307 00:17:33,120 --> 00:17:36,238 Sign in, and take this form with you 308 00:17:36,320 --> 00:17:38,994 and write down the name of any kid you meet you might be interested in. 309 00:17:39,120 --> 00:17:41,270 Really? That's how this works? 310 00:17:41,360 --> 00:17:43,829 Yeah, it can feel a little like shopping for kids. 311 00:17:43,920 --> 00:17:46,070 It's messed up, I know, but the county puts these on 312 00:17:46,160 --> 00:17:48,993 because they can match a lot of kids and parents quickly. 313 00:17:49,080 --> 00:17:51,230 God, look at the big kids over there. 314 00:17:52,640 --> 00:17:53,914 Breaks my heart. 315 00:17:54,000 --> 00:17:56,560 Most folks want nothing to do with teenagers. 316 00:17:56,640 --> 00:18:00,031 Of course, if you two thought you could make room for an older child... 317 00:18:00,120 --> 00:18:03,158 -[ mean... +I... Oh, God. 318 00:18:03,240 --> 00:18:06,517 I'm so sorry. We are terrible people. I'm sorry. 319 00:18:06,600 --> 00:18:07,715 You're not terrible. 320 00:18:08,120 --> 00:18:10,191 Get on in there and find a family, go on. 321 00:18:11,360 --> 00:18:12,953 God, it's so weird. 322 00:18:13,400 --> 00:18:16,791 Normally, you go out and chat up some random kid in a park and you get arrested. 323 00:18:16,880 --> 00:18:18,837 Now we're just supposed to? - know. 324 00:18:19,560 --> 00:18:21,836 This little guy's all by himself. You want to go say hi? 325 00:18:21,920 --> 00:18:23,354 Yeah. Okay. 326 00:18:24,440 --> 00:18:28,513 -Excuse me. Sorry. -So sorry, occupied. Sorry. 327 00:18:28,600 --> 00:18:32,036 We just went to get treats 50, yeah, just back it up. 328 00:18:33,200 --> 00:18:35,032 Hey, look, we got some snacks. 329 00:18:35,120 --> 00:18:36,679 Come on, Lucas, right over here. 330 00:18:36,800 --> 00:18:38,711 Hey. Excuse me. Heads up. 331 00:18:39,440 --> 00:18:40,430 Okay. 332 00:18:41,040 --> 00:18:42,519 Never mind, thanks. 333 00:18:45,200 --> 00:18:47,953 You just take it and try to throw it into his mouth. 334 00:18:48,040 --> 00:18:49,474 Really. You want to have a go? 335 00:18:53,720 --> 00:18:54,994 Nice to meet you. 336 00:18:55,960 --> 00:18:57,633 -Get it? -Oh, yeah. Bring her in. 337 00:18:58,360 --> 00:18:59,236 Whoal 338 00:18:59,320 --> 00:19:01,311 Hey. You gotta wait for your tum, buddy. 339 00:19:02,680 --> 00:19:05,069 -'m sorry. Let's just go. 340 00:19:11,160 --> 00:19:12,514 Pete. Ellie. 341 00:19:12,600 --> 00:19:14,079 How's it going? -Hey. 342 00:19:14,160 --> 00:19:16,515 Yeah, well... If's a little weird. 343 00:19:16,600 --> 00:19:18,591 Yeah, these things can be kind of awkward. 344 00:19:18,680 --> 00:19:22,230 But did you meet any kids that you're curious about? 345 00:19:22,320 --> 00:19:25,836 We met one little gir who was sitting all by herself. 346 00:19:25,920 --> 00:19:28,878 Very sweet, a litfle guarded. Kind of had a little wall around her. 347 00:19:28,960 --> 00:19:33,033 Really small for her age, too. Maybe a fetal alcohol thing or something. 348 00:19:33,120 --> 00:19:36,238 I'saw her... Right there. The little sad-looking one with pigtails 349 00:19:36,360 --> 00:19:38,556 who seems like she's been chained to a radiator half her life. 350 00:19:38,640 --> 00:19:41,075 -That's my daughter. ~The radiator kid? 351 00:19:41,960 --> 00:19:42,791 What? 352 00:19:42,880 --> 00:19:44,917 Yeah, that's my daughter. 353 00:19:45,000 --> 00:19:46,274 Im so sorry. 354 00:19:46,360 --> 00:19:48,749 You don't have to be sorry. I'm really proud of her. 355 00:19:48,840 --> 00:19:53,118 The reason she's siting away from others is because she has a family, 356 00:19:53,200 --> 00:19:54,873 a very happy family. 357 00:19:54,960 --> 00:19:57,429 And I didn't drink a drop when I was pregnant. 358 00:19:57,520 --> 00:19:59,113 Nor do I have a radiator. 359 00:19:59,200 --> 00:20:01,794 -Of course. You should be really proud. lam. 360 00:20:07,600 --> 00:20:10,672 Know what? I'm sick of looking at that. To hell with it. I'm going over there. 361 00:20:10,760 --> 00:20:12,194 Pete. Hey, Pete. 362 00:20:13,640 --> 00:20:16,109 -Pete, what are you doing? -Look at them over there. 363 00:20:16,200 --> 00:20:18,396 Everybody's avoiding them like they're dipped in shit. 364 00:20:18,480 --> 00:20:21,598 -I'm just gonna go say hi. -Okay, hey. Pete, just wait. 365 00:20:21,680 --> 00:20:24,399 I know. I think it's awful. But they're teenagers, okay? 366 00:20:24,480 --> 00:20:26,471 They use drugs, and they masturbate, 367 00:20:26,560 --> 00:20:28,471 and watch people playing video games on YouTube. 368 00:20:28,560 --> 00:20:29,675 We're not equipped for that. 369 00:20:29,760 --> 00:20:32,832 -What for? I'm just going to say hello. -I know. I don't think we should do that. 370 00:20:32,960 --> 00:20:35,349 Excuse me? Hi. Hey. Hi. 371 00:20:35,440 --> 00:20:36,714 Hi. 372 00:20:36,800 --> 00:20:39,030 Just FYI, we can all hear you. 373 00:20:40,040 --> 00:20:44,238 "Dipped in shit," "masturbate," so forth. 374 00:20:45,120 --> 00:20:48,033 We appreciate the concen, but there's no need to go all pity crazy. 375 00:20:48,120 --> 00:20:49,474 We know how this works. 376 00:20:49,600 --> 00:20:51,238 So just go on. It's okay. 377 00:20:51,320 --> 00:20:54,711 Go mingle with the kiddies and don't give it another thought, okay? 378 00:20:54,800 --> 00:20:57,599 Have a good day, folks. Thanks. Bye-bye. 379 00:21:13,520 --> 00:21:17,878 Sa, you two went out and found yourself a teenager after all. 380 00:21:17,960 --> 00:21:20,554 We only met her for a second. -But she made a real impression. 381 00:21:20,640 --> 00:21:22,631 Oh, yeah. Lizzy's such a great kid. 382 00:21:22,760 --> 00:21:24,558 She does really well in school. 383 00:21:24,640 --> 00:21:26,119 Come on back. 384 00:21:26,200 --> 00:21:29,192 She came into care four years ago when she was 11. 385 00:21:29,280 --> 00:21:32,910 It took a lot to convince her to accept placement in an adoptive home. 386 00:21:33,000 --> 00:21:33,831 Her mother-- 387 00:21:33,920 --> 00:21:35,877 Set the house on fire, passed out with a crack pipe. 388 00:21:35,960 --> 00:21:38,395 “What I was gonna say... Before I told it like it is? 389 00:21:38,480 --> 00:21:40,471 ...before you jumped on in there, 390 00:21:40,560 --> 00:21:43,871 is that her mother's made a lot of promises over the years 391 00:21:43,960 --> 00:21:45,792 and never seems to follow through with them. 392 00:21:45,880 --> 00:21:47,109 Where's her mom now? 393 00:21:47,240 --> 00:21:49,709 Probably in an orange jumpsuit selling smokes in the yard. 394 00:21:49,800 --> 00:21:52,269 I'm sure that's not accurate. 395 00:21:53,120 --> 00:21:57,796 Turns out Lizzy's mom is finishing a sentence in county jail. 396 00:21:57,920 --> 00:21:59,797 Who called it? Who said it? 397 00:21:59,920 --> 00:22:01,194 -You did. -Yeah. 398 00:22:01,600 --> 00:22:04,160 Looks like she's never pursued reunification 399 00:22:04,240 --> 00:22:06,072 or contacted her kids in over two years, 400 00:22:06,160 --> 00:22:08,276 s0, yeah, she's pretty much a non-issue. 401 00:22:08,360 --> 00:22:11,113 That's terrible. What about the father? 402 00:22:14,000 --> 00:22:16,071 What are you talking about, "father"? 403 00:22:16,960 --> 00:22:19,600 What, are you doing comedy for us now, Pete? 404 00:22:19,680 --> 00:22:23,036 Karen, we've had plenty of fathers who've stepped up, 405 00:22:23,120 --> 00:22:26,670 but, in this case, no ID's on any birth fathers. 406 00:22:26,760 --> 00:22:29,149 Look, Lizzy's mom is a product of the system. 407 00:22:29,240 --> 00:22:33,120 She never leamed to properly care for herself, much less three kids. 408 00:22:33,200 --> 00:22:35,350 -Three? Three kids? -Yeah, three. 409 00:22:35,440 --> 00:22:37,272 -Yeah, Lizzy -At once? 410 00:22:37,360 --> 00:22:41,957 Yeah, Lizzy comes with two younger siblings, Juan and Lita. 411 00:22:42,040 --> 00:22:44,509 Wait, so we would have... three children? 412 00:22:44,600 --> 00:22:47,035 No. Two maybe, but theres no way we can do three. 413 00:22:47,120 --> 00:22:48,599 I mean, we wanted to mest 414 00:22:48,720 --> 00:22:50,279 Oh, my gosh. 415 00:22:50,360 --> 00:22:52,590 Why would you show us that? -You're an asshole. 416 00:22:52,680 --> 00:22:56,036 Why would you even show that? They're so cute. That's wrong. 417 00:22:56,120 --> 00:22:58,157 Listen, we're not gonna sugarcoat it, okay? 418 00:22:58,240 --> 00:23:01,119 Lita is a wild, rowdy kid, 419 00:23:01,200 --> 00:23:04,238 and Juan can be fragile and a little emotional, 420 00:23:04,360 --> 00:23:08,354 and Lizzy is strong-willed and she won't trust easily. 421 00:23:08,440 --> 00:23:10,636 -God, can you blame her? -No, but listen. 422 00:23:10,720 --> 00:23:12,279 We wouldn't recommend this match 423 00:23:12,360 --> 00:23:15,751 if we didn't believe that with some structure and love 424 00:23:15,840 --> 00:23:18,798 these kids could blossom, right? 425 00:23:18,880 --> 00:23:21,998 Yeah, and we're hoping to get them out of their current foster placement. 426 00:23:23,000 --> 00:23:25,958 ~The Muskies might lose that meal ficket. Karen, please. 427 00:23:26,040 --> 00:23:30,910 Most of our foster parents are really terrific, caring people. 428 00:23:31,000 --> 00:23:33,992 And, yes, there are people who do it just for the paycheck. 429 00:23:34,080 --> 00:23:37,152 But the Muskies are not abusive or evil. 430 00:23:37,240 --> 00:23:39,311 -Just maybe a little... “Inbred. 431 00:23:39,400 --> 00:23:42,040 Karen, there is no evidence to... -You've seen ‘em. 432 00:23:42,120 --> 00:23:44,714 I swear they look like brother and sister. I can't tell them apart. 433 00:23:44,800 --> 00:23:47,633 In any case, I'd love to set up a visitation, 434 00:23:47,720 --> 00:23:49,677 unless you have any other concerns? 435 00:23:49,760 --> 00:23:52,115 It's just a visitation. So... 436 00:23:52,240 --> 00:23:55,710 It's just... Is it a problem, you know, the whole white savior thing? 437 00:23:56,680 --> 00:23:58,910 -Like the Avatar thing. -Avatar? 438 00:23:59,040 --> 00:24:01,270 How the blue guys couldn't fight off the unobtanium guys, 439 00:24:01,360 --> 00:24:03,749 until the white guy showed up and pretended to be a blue guy? 440 00:24:03,840 --> 00:24:07,993 All 'm saying is, white-bread couple taking in little Latin kids. 441 00:24:08,080 --> 00:24:09,991 Are people gonna think we shouldn't be doing that? 442 00:24:10,080 --> 00:24:13,471 You know what? We'll go ahead and toss these kids back into the system 443 00:24:13,560 --> 00:24:15,710 and 1l just jot you down for "whites only". 444 00:24:15,800 --> 00:24:18,758 -Come on. I didn't mean... Hey! No, that's not... 445 00:24:18,840 --> 00:24:20,877 Don't write "whites only". That's not what he meant. 446 00:24:20,960 --> 00:24:22,109 Not at all what I meant. 447 00:24:22,200 --> 00:24:24,794 Pete, I appreciate your cultural sensitivity, 448 00:24:24,880 --> 00:24:27,998 but we have every color of kid in the system. 449 00:24:28,080 --> 00:24:30,594 -And we have every color of parent. -Every color. 450 00:24:30,680 --> 00:24:33,718 -Just not nearly enough. -Not nearly enough parents. 451 00:24:33,960 --> 00:24:36,520 And listen, you're gonna get some funny looks. 452 00:24:36,600 --> 00:24:38,955 And people are gonna say some stupid shit. 453 00:24:39,880 --> 00:24:42,998 Butif you're willing to love these kids who need a mom and dad 454 00:24:43,080 --> 00:24:44,479 and somebody has a problem with that? 455 00:24:44,560 --> 00:24:47,393 You just ask 'em how many goddamn kids they've adopted. 456 00:24:47,480 --> 00:24:48,959 Exactly. Hell. 457 00:24:49,600 --> 00:24:50,476 Shoot. 458 00:24:50,560 --> 00:24:53,712 Allright. I just wanted to have the Avatar talk, now we did, so I'm good. 459 00:24:53,800 --> 00:24:55,029 Fantastic. 460 00:24:55,120 --> 00:24:57,157 -You ready to meet three kids? -Three kids. 461 00:24:57,240 --> 00:24:59,550 -All right. ‘We'll set it up. 462 00:25:03,720 --> 00:25:05,757 Hey. How's it going? 463 00:25:06,280 --> 00:25:08,476 Good. It's going really good. 464 00:25:08,560 --> 00:25:11,518 -Pete and Ellie. -Yeah, we know. Come on in. 465 00:25:17,640 --> 00:25:20,280 Good luck with that one. She thinks she's better than everybody. 466 00:25:20,360 --> 00:25:23,239 Yeah. The other two are jackassing around out back. 467 00:25:23,320 --> 00:25:24,674 We'll be in the shop. 468 00:25:28,520 --> 00:25:29,715 Hey. Hi. 469 00:25:29,840 --> 00:25:31,035 Hey, Lizzy. How are you? 470 00:25:31,120 --> 00:25:32,155 Hey, Mr. and Mrs. Wagner. 471 00:25:32,240 --> 00:25:33,355 Ellie and Pete. 472 00:25:33,440 --> 00:25:36,876 -You don't have to call us the Wagners. -No, please. Good to... 473 00:25:36,960 --> 00:25:40,351 -Sorry about them. Please. 474 00:25:40,440 --> 00:25:43,080 -They just seem a little... -Like brother and sister? 475 00:25:43,160 --> 00:25:45,800 Pipe down with that crap. We are not friggin' related. 476 00:25:45,880 --> 00:25:47,757 Friggin' related. 477 00:25:47,840 --> 00:25:49,035 I'm really gonna miss them. 478 00:25:50,000 --> 00:25:52,799 -That is, if you... -No. Please. Oh, my goodness. 479 00:25:52,880 --> 00:25:54,837 You made such a good impression on us when we met you, 480 00:25:54,920 --> 00:25:58,629 -we wanted to get to know you a bit more. -Yes, and meet your brother and sister. 481 00:25:58,720 --> 00:26:02,156 -They're right outside, if you follow me. Yes. 482 00:26:02,240 --> 00:26:03,071 Okay. 483 00:26:06,320 --> 00:26:07,355 Juan. 484 00:26:07,680 --> 00:26:08,715 Lita. 485 00:26:09,440 --> 00:26:12,637 I want you guys to meet Pete and Ellie. 486 00:26:12,720 --> 00:26:14,040 -Hi. Hey, guys. 487 00:26:14,120 --> 00:26:15,872 Are we gonna go stay at your house now? 488 00:26:16,760 --> 00:26:20,116 Well, we met your sister, and she's so awesome. 489 00:26:20,200 --> 00:26:22,271 -She's really cool. -She was telling us about you guys. 490 00:26:22,520 --> 00:26:24,511 Want to play restaurant with me? 491 00:26:24,600 --> 00:26:26,637 Yeah, I would love to. Where's your restaurant? 492 00:26:26,720 --> 00:26:28,791 -Right over there. -And what's your doll's name? 493 00:26:28,880 --> 00:26:30,439 Her name is Potato Chips. 494 00:26:30,520 --> 00:26:33,990 -I love potato chips. -Potato chips are my favorite. 495 00:26:34,640 --> 00:26:36,039 Nice one. 496 00:26:36,120 --> 00:26:38,714 -Can we be the Clippers? -I'm more of a Lakers fan. 497 00:26:38,800 --> 00:26:40,074 Oh, sorry. 498 00:26:40,200 --> 00:26:42,350 No, you don't have to say sorry. That's okay. 499 00:26:42,440 --> 00:26:43,714 We can be the Clippers. -Okay. 500 00:26:43,800 --> 00:26:46,440 -I'm gonna shoot, you crash the boards. -Yeah. Sure. 501 00:26:48,760 --> 00:26:50,114 Oh, no! 502 00:26:50,440 --> 00:26:51,510 Shoot! 503 00:26:51,600 --> 00:26:53,159 -You did it on purpose! What? 504 00:26:53,240 --> 00:26:56,198 -You hit me because I like the Clippers. -Buddy, I think the Clippers are awesome. 505 00:26:56,280 --> 00:26:58,112 We love the Clippers. Are you kidding me? 506 00:26:58,200 --> 00:27:00,874 It was smart to get rid of Blake Griffin. That was a great trade for them. 507 00:27:00,960 --> 00:27:03,918 We're obsessed with the Clippers. I can't get enough of them. 508 00:27:04,000 --> 00:27:06,560 -They're amazing. -Okay. 509 00:27:06,640 --> 00:27:09,280 -Can we play hide and seek? -You sure? You lost a lot of blood. 510 00:27:09,360 --> 00:27:12,034 -I love hide and seek. -Okay, but just us. No girls. 511 00:27:13,440 --> 00:27:14,669 Sure. 512 00:27:14,760 --> 00:27:17,798 It's not that progressive, but no problem. Lita, should we go play restaurants? 513 00:27:18,040 --> 00:27:20,759 -Yeah. -You're it. [ll hide and you count. 514 00:27:20,840 --> 00:27:21,716 You sure you're okay? 515 00:27:21,800 --> 00:27:23,677 -Yeah. Go on, count. -All right, buddy. 516 00:27:23,760 --> 00:27:25,797 Count to 20. -Oh, my God. 517 00:27:25,880 --> 00:27:28,679 You better not embarrass me at the restaurant. 518 00:27:28,760 --> 00:27:32,390 Potato Chips has been bad today. Bad girl! 519 00:27:32,880 --> 00:27:34,314 Bad, bad, bad! 520 00:27:34,880 --> 00:27:36,996 Don't talk back, you little beaner! 521 00:27:40,320 --> 00:27:43,312 -I don't think that's... Know what? She picks up stuff off the TV. 522 00:27:43,400 --> 00:27:44,595 Yeah. 523 00:27:44,680 --> 00:27:46,717 Don't give me the look. 524 00:27:48,240 --> 00:27:52,154 -Let's not call her bad names like that. -Don't tell me how to treat my kid! 525 00:27:52,240 --> 00:27:54,629 You think you're better than me, huh? 526 00:27:55,760 --> 00:27:59,469 Pete, if you don't want the kids, I'm not gonna push you into it. 527 00:28:00,040 --> 00:28:01,553 All right, look... 528 00:28:03,280 --> 00:28:05,635 I'm gonna be honest with you, all right? 529 00:28:05,720 --> 00:28:08,553 I don't know, I just thought when we met our kids 530 00:28:08,640 --> 00:28:11,234 that it would be like this cosmic connection, you know? 531 00:28:11,320 --> 00:28:14,392 Like just take one look at them and just know, like when you and me met. 532 00:28:14,880 --> 00:28:17,076 Yeah. Totally. 533 00:28:17,880 --> 00:28:20,076 Whoa. What, you didn't just know? 534 00:28:21,600 --> 00:28:22,999 -Oh, my gosh. What? 535 00:28:23,080 --> 00:28:24,559 You heard what I said. You didn't just know? 536 00:28:24,680 --> 00:28:25,636 No, I was interested, 537 00:28:25,720 --> 00:28:27,916 but, you know, I'm more cautious than you are. 538 00:28:28,000 --> 00:28:30,389 Really? Wow. How long before you just knew? 539 00:28:31,600 --> 00:28:32,590 A couple of months. 540 00:28:32,680 --> 00:28:34,318 A couple of months? How many months? 541 00:28:35,000 --> 00:28:37,196 -Like four... -Four? 542 00:28:37,280 --> 00:28:38,190 -.-teen. Fourteen? 543 00:28:38,320 --> 00:28:39,151 -Babe, look. -Oh, my God! 544 00:28:39,240 --> 00:28:41,959 -I knew before we got married, okay? -That's the point. 545 00:28:42,040 --> 00:28:44,031 We don't have a year-long engagement on this thing. 546 00:28:44,120 --> 00:28:46,350 If we say "yes," they're in our house next week. 547 00:28:46,440 --> 00:28:47,874 Did you feel a cosmic connection? 548 00:28:48,920 --> 00:28:52,231 No, I didn't feel a cosmic connection. I felt like I was... 549 00:28:52,320 --> 00:28:54,277 I felt like I was babysitting other people's kids. 550 00:28:54,360 --> 00:28:55,316 I agree. 551 00:28:55,400 --> 00:28:57,357 With what? With you. 552 00:28:57,440 --> 00:28:59,954 With me wanting the kids or not wanting the kids? 553 00:29:00,040 --> 00:29:01,792 “Whatever you want, -That's not an answer. 554 00:29:01,880 --> 00:29:04,440 Then just give me 14 months to think about it. How 'bout that? 555 00:29:04,520 --> 00:29:05,510 Come on. 556 00:29:15,040 --> 00:29:17,873 Honey, put those down for me. Thank you. 557 00:29:17,960 --> 00:29:19,871 All right, come on, everybody. 558 00:29:20,480 --> 00:29:21,470 Honey, come on. 559 00:29:21,560 --> 00:29:22,959 Jeez. 560 00:29:23,040 --> 00:29:25,554 All right, everybody, hands. 561 00:29:25,960 --> 00:29:29,237 Hands, hands, hands. Thank you. 562 00:29:29,320 --> 00:29:31,231 Eyes closed. 563 00:29:32,560 --> 00:29:36,519 I'm thankful for my beautiful grandchildren, 564 00:29:36,600 --> 00:29:39,991 including the very lucky kids 565 00:29:40,080 --> 00:29:43,960 that are soon to be adopted by two wonderful parents. 566 00:29:44,040 --> 00:29:45,553 I'm really thankful for that, too. 567 00:29:45,640 --> 00:29:48,439 That is really inspiring stuff, you guys. Well done. 568 00:29:48,520 --> 00:29:50,875 Yeah, about that. Actually, we... 569 00:29:50,960 --> 00:29:55,477 Yeah, we've decided together not to move forward with the foster thing. 570 00:29:55,560 --> 00:29:59,155 Yeah, we just realized we hadn't thought it through properly, so... 571 00:29:59,240 --> 00:30:02,198 Yeah. Jesus Christ. This is great news. 572 00:30:02,320 --> 00:30:04,596 I mean, we were all being supportive to your faces, but... 573 00:30:04,680 --> 00:30:06,876 Yeah. We all thought you were out of your minds. 574 00:30:06,960 --> 00:30:10,874 I never said anything, but I'm thankful to hear this. 575 00:30:10,960 --> 00:30:12,678 What? Why? 576 00:30:12,760 --> 00:30:15,991 Ellie, let's not. We're holding hands. No, no, no. I would be thankful to know 577 00:30:16,080 --> 00:30:18,071 why you all have a problem with this. 578 00:30:18,160 --> 00:30:19,673 Hey, I never had a problem with it 579 00:30:19,760 --> 00:30:23,469 I think it's smart. Have a couple kids without the pregnancy and the hormones 580 00:30:23,560 --> 00:30:26,279 -and the... rage. -Stop talking. 581 00:30:26,360 --> 00:30:29,910 Ellie, all I'm saying is that we're thankful 582 00:30:30,000 --> 00:30:32,992 that you and Peter are gonna experience 583 00:30:33,080 --> 00:30:36,994 having the love of your own beautiful children rather than... 584 00:30:37,080 --> 00:30:39,674 -Rather than what, Jan? Just spit it out. Hell, Il say it. 585 00:30:39,760 --> 00:30:41,239 Rather than just rolling the dice 586 00:30:41,360 --> 00:30:43,351 with the offspring of some criminal or drug addict. 587 00:30:43,440 --> 00:30:46,273 To be honest, we were worried about our real kids' safety. 588 00:30:46,360 --> 00:30:49,193 -What? Were they to hang out with your kids, 589 00:30:49,280 --> 00:30:50,759 if they're... -Damaged goods? 590 00:30:50,840 --> 00:30:52,990 You know, when I was growing up in the neighborhood, 591 00:30:53,120 --> 00:30:54,838 a lot of people thought I was damaged goods, 00. 592 00:30:54,920 --> 00:30:56,593 Pete, we're not talking about you, man. 593 00:30:56,680 --> 00:31:00,639 We're talking about crack babies and kids who have been sexually harassed. 594 00:31:00,720 --> 00:31:01,994 Sexually harassed? 595 00:31:02,080 --> 00:31:04,071 What do you mean, their parents made lewd comments? 596 00:31:04,160 --> 00:31:05,673 You know what I mean, wiseass. 597 00:31:05,800 --> 00:31:07,313 Open your stupid eyes. 598 00:31:10,120 --> 00:31:12,839 -How long have everyone's eyes been open? -Kimmy, you of all people. 599 00:31:12,920 --> 00:31:13,990 What if you can't have a baby? 600 00:31:14,080 --> 00:31:16,230 Do not put that out into the universe, please. 601 00:31:16,320 --> 00:31:18,596 What if you can't? What are you gonna do? 602 00:31:18,680 --> 00:31:20,751 If you don't quit being so nuts about this baby thing, 603 00:31:20,840 --> 00:31:23,434 I swear to God, I'm gonna get pregnant again this afternoon 604 00:31:23,520 --> 00:31:24,919 Just to spite you. 605 00:31:25,000 --> 00:31:26,911 -And you know I can do it. Really? 606 00:31:27,000 --> 00:31:27,831 No. 607 00:31:28,600 --> 00:31:30,716 I'm sorry if we're not as politically correct as you guys, 608 00:31:30,800 --> 00:31:33,235 but our baby has to be our blood. 609 00:31:33,320 --> 00:31:34,719 Yes! Absolutely! 610 00:31:34,800 --> 00:31:38,191 Oh, my God. "Our blood." This blood? This blood right here? 611 00:31:38,280 --> 00:31:40,590 “What's that supposed to mean? -Jerry, what do you think of all this? 612 00:31:40,680 --> 00:31:42,114 I'd be thankful if we could eat, Russ. 613 00:31:42,200 --> 00:31:44,999 You just spent 30 minutes talking about the deep state. 614 00:31:45,080 --> 00:31:46,514 You don't have an opinion on your own family? 615 00:31:46,600 --> 00:31:48,238 None of my business. -Thank you, Daddy. 616 00:31:48,320 --> 00:31:50,470 And [would like you all to know that thousands of children 617 00:31:50,560 --> 00:31:52,756 are spending Thanksgiving without any family at all. 618 00:31:52,840 --> 00:31:54,353 And right now I kind of envy them. 619 00:31:54,720 --> 00:31:55,915 But I know you guys love me. 620 00:31:56,000 --> 00:31:58,833 I know that I have a place to go to eat turkey and be thankful. 621 00:31:58,920 --> 00:32:00,718 But a lot of kids don't have that. 622 00:32:00,800 --> 00:32:03,713 And it's not their fault! And they're not damaged goods! 623 00:32:03,800 --> 00:32:06,553 So forget what I said before. tis back on! 624 00:32:06,640 --> 00:32:08,392 -If that's okay with you, honey. -Yee-haw, baby. 625 00:32:08,480 --> 00:32:10,756 Yee-haw. We're gonna adopt a whole shitwhack of kids. 626 00:32:10,840 --> 00:32:14,151 And I am thankful that whoever has a problem with it can fuck right off! 627 00:32:18,720 --> 00:32:21,109 -Amen. -Amen. 628 00:32:22,160 --> 00:32:24,310 Well, there goes another Thanksgiving. 629 00:32:24,640 --> 00:32:26,233 You're crazy. 630 00:32:28,040 --> 00:32:30,429 Hi, honey. Here we are. 631 00:32:30,520 --> 00:32:31,840 Come in, look around. 632 00:32:31,920 --> 00:32:33,399 This is Meatball. 633 00:32:34,120 --> 00:32:36,396 A Christmas tree? 634 00:32:36,480 --> 00:32:38,915 Does that mean Santa comes here? 635 00:32:39,000 --> 00:32:40,229 Yeah, every year. 636 00:32:41,000 --> 00:32:45,517 -So, you guys are rich. ‘What? Rich? No, we're not rich. 637 00:32:45,600 --> 00:32:47,079 I mean, we're doing okay. 638 00:32:47,160 --> 00:32:48,719 Well. “When we got this house, it was a dump. 639 00:32:48,800 --> 00:32:51,792 That's what we do. We renovate houses. Ellie did all the design work in here. 640 00:32:51,880 --> 00:32:54,599 Actually, everything is from swap meets and flea markets 641 00:32:54,680 --> 00:32:56,591 and it's not that expensive at all. 642 00:32:56,680 --> 00:33:00,150 -That's crystal! Sorry. Oh, my God. -'m sorry, I'm sorry. 643 00:33:00,240 --> 00:33:01,639 Im so sorry. 644 00:33:01,720 --> 00:33:04,030 I shouldn't have left this out. 645 00:33:04,640 --> 00:33:08,349 So you guys want to see your rooms? Come on. Let's go check out your room. 646 00:33:10,560 --> 00:33:14,076 -Lookit! A bed and a bunny! -What do you think? 647 00:33:14,160 --> 00:33:16,151 I love the bunny ‘cause she has a skirt. 648 00:33:16,720 --> 00:33:19,075 Whose toys are these? -They're yours, to share. 649 00:33:19,160 --> 00:33:19,991 Yeah. 650 00:33:20,480 --> 00:33:22,312 Lego! 651 00:33:22,960 --> 00:33:24,359 Can I put my bears in there? 652 00:33:24,480 --> 00:33:25,515 -Sure. -Of course. 653 00:33:27,040 --> 00:33:30,032 Wow, you sure have a lot of teddy bears. -These are just court bears. 654 00:33:30,120 --> 00:33:32,316 They get one every ime we go to family court. 655 00:33:33,480 --> 00:33:35,312 -Can you help me? -Yeah. 656 00:33:37,200 --> 00:33:38,110 Look at this, Lita. 657 00:33:39,840 --> 00:33:41,353 Lizzy, want me to show you your room? 658 00:33:41,440 --> 00:33:43,272 -Okay. Yeah. It's just here. 659 00:33:43,680 --> 00:33:46,399 I'm so sorry you have to carry all your stuff in these awful bags. 660 00:33:46,480 --> 00:33:48,869 If we knew... -No, it's cool. 661 00:33:49,320 --> 00:33:52,551 Fun fact: that's actually how you can spot a foster kid. 662 00:33:52,640 --> 00:33:55,314 The kid carrying her whole life in a Hefty bag. 663 00:33:56,600 --> 00:33:58,079 It's a foster joke. 664 00:33:58,480 --> 00:33:59,675 Well, make yourself at home. 665 00:33:59,760 --> 00:34:02,195 Yeah, this is your place. You can do whatever you want with it. 666 00:34:02,280 --> 00:34:04,078 Do you wanna put posters on the wall, paint it? 667 00:34:04,160 --> 00:34:07,551 Yeah. Come on, this is what we do. We can knock that out in 20 minutes. 668 00:34:07,640 --> 00:34:09,790 Run down to the hardware store, pick any color you like. 669 00:34:09,880 --> 00:34:11,075 “What do you say? -Any color. 670 00:34:11,160 --> 00:34:12,480 ~Just pick a color. “What do you like? 671 00:34:12,560 --> 00:34:13,789 -Any color you want. -Anything. 672 00:34:13,880 --> 00:34:15,951 -Pick a color, we're doing it. -You'd look great in green. 673 00:34:20,680 --> 00:34:22,557 Yeah. 674 00:34:22,640 --> 00:34:23,675 What do you think? 675 00:34:25,160 --> 00:34:29,950 Wow, it's, yeah, darkest of the black tones. 676 00:34:30,040 --> 00:34:32,919 -Yeah, that's what she picked. -Dark Kettle Black, huh? 677 00:34:33,520 --> 00:34:35,955 I like it. Its really dope. 678 00:34:38,360 --> 00:34:40,556 -I'm gonna get dinner started. -Okay. 679 00:34:40,960 --> 00:34:43,236 -She doesn't like it. I think she loves it. 680 00:34:43,320 --> 00:34:45,118 You know her better than I do. 681 00:34:49,160 --> 00:34:50,992 Hey. -Hey, you all done in there? 682 00:34:51,080 --> 00:34:54,232 Oh, yeah. And... she loves it. 683 00:34:54,360 --> 00:34:57,239 Oh, great. I'm so glad that she loves her black bedroom. 684 00:34:57,320 --> 00:35:00,995 So, I'm gonna register Juan and Lita at Harding in the morning, 685 00:35:01,080 --> 00:35:02,878 and then you can take Lizzy to the high school. 686 00:35:02,960 --> 00:35:06,316 Did you see their shoes? We might want to take them to the mall tomorrow. 687 00:35:06,400 --> 00:35:07,629 Kids, dinner! 688 00:35:08,560 --> 00:35:11,029 What? That sounds insane coming out of your mouth. 689 00:35:11,120 --> 00:35:13,077 -Do we have kids? -Yeah, three of 'em. 690 00:35:13,160 --> 00:35:15,390 That's insane. I don't believe it. 691 00:35:15,480 --> 00:35:18,040 Did you not know that? ‘Cause they're really here. 692 00:35:18,760 --> 00:35:20,433 Holy shit. Holy shit. 693 00:35:20,520 --> 00:35:22,158 Yeah, they're here. 694 00:35:22,240 --> 00:35:23,514 I love you. 695 00:35:26,960 --> 00:35:29,236 -What? Kiss again! Kiss again! 696 00:35:29,320 --> 00:35:30,355 God. 697 00:35:34,480 --> 00:35:36,630 -What about that one? Kiss again! Kiss again! 698 00:35:37,120 --> 00:35:38,793 Its gonna be long and weird. 699 00:35:41,640 --> 00:35:42,914 How "bout that? How "bout that? 700 00:35:43,000 --> 00:35:45,833 -All right, come on, giggly. Sit down. -'m gonna shift the plates. 701 00:35:45,920 --> 00:35:48,230 Great. We have everything. We have burgers and pasta and... 702 00:35:48,320 --> 00:35:49,640 Can we have potato chips? 703 00:35:49,720 --> 00:35:52,189 Let's get ready for the tub. 704 00:35:52,280 --> 00:35:55,159 You two, come on. Who wants to go first? 705 00:35:55,240 --> 00:35:56,310 Hey! 706 00:36:02,040 --> 00:36:03,474 That's not really a bath toy. 707 00:36:03,560 --> 00:36:05,392 -I don't want this. It's not for the bath. 708 00:36:05,480 --> 00:36:07,471 -Oh, no! That's gonna-- What? 709 00:36:10,600 --> 00:36:12,432 I'm gonna get a hamper next ime. 710 00:36:13,600 --> 00:36:14,590 Baby, next time... 711 00:36:17,120 --> 00:36:18,952 You need...? 712 00:36:22,640 --> 00:36:24,039 Keep it over the sink, please. 713 00:36:37,600 --> 00:36:39,238 Did you flush, sweetie? 714 00:36:42,880 --> 00:36:44,757 -Good night, kiddo. -Good night. 715 00:36:44,840 --> 00:36:45,910 Good night! 716 00:36:47,520 --> 00:36:50,717 -Should we give them a kiss good night? -I don't know. 717 00:36:50,800 --> 00:36:52,996 Maybe you should ask, or should we wait? -Should I ask? 718 00:36:53,080 --> 00:36:55,435 lll ask. -You guys are overthinking this. 719 00:36:55,520 --> 00:36:57,397 -Sorry, guys. -Sorry. 720 00:36:58,200 --> 00:37:00,191 -Good night. -Good night. 721 00:37:05,280 --> 00:37:07,590 Should we kiss Lizzy good night? 722 00:37:07,680 --> 00:37:10,513 -'m good. Good night. -Good night, kiddo. 723 00:37:11,280 --> 00:37:12,873 All right. Good night. 724 00:37:16,560 --> 00:37:19,234 No matter what we do, Jake just wants to hang out in his room. 725 00:37:19,320 --> 00:37:22,915 Talking on his phone, swearing, taking the Lord's name in vain. 726 00:37:23,520 --> 00:37:27,150 And cranking his explicit music fill all hours. 727 00:37:27,680 --> 00:37:29,512 And he got into another fight at school. 728 00:37:29,640 --> 00:37:32,154 Thank heaven he didn't seriously hurt one of the other kindergartners. 729 00:37:32,240 --> 00:37:36,996 I think maybe it's okay for a five-year-old to have a cell phone, 730 00:37:37,080 --> 00:37:38,991 but does he have a lot of contacts? 731 00:37:39,080 --> 00:37:41,356 We tried to take it, but his birth mother gave it to him, 732 00:37:41,440 --> 00:37:42,999 and if we touch it, it's just... 733 00:37:43,440 --> 00:37:46,000 I'm so sorry. You are so right. 734 00:37:46,600 --> 00:37:48,034 He doesn't need a phone. 735 00:37:48,920 --> 00:37:51,196 We're gonna try again. Definitely try. 736 00:37:51,280 --> 00:37:55,990 Okay, and Pete and Ellie took in three children ten days ago, 737 00:37:56,080 --> 00:37:59,232 -one of which is a teenager. -Yeah, it's going pretty good. 738 00:37:59,320 --> 00:38:02,711 I mean, I think our kids made us realize just what kind of a rut we were in before. 739 00:38:02,840 --> 00:38:06,196 Well, not really a rut, just, like, the same old routine, you know, like, 740 00:38:06,280 --> 00:38:09,989 work, go to the gym, grabbing dinner, drinks, the movies. 741 00:38:10,280 --> 00:38:12,317 -You know what I mean. -No, we don't know. 742 00:38:14,040 --> 00:38:15,599 Well, I think she's just trying to say 743 00:38:15,680 --> 00:38:19,036 that we needed a new challenge, maybe something to break up the monotony. 744 00:38:19,120 --> 00:38:20,952 That's not the only thing they're gonna break. 745 00:38:24,000 --> 00:38:26,833 No, I know. I know everyone's going through tough stuff, 746 00:38:26,920 --> 00:38:29,639 but these kids, I think they're just really good. We got lucky. 747 00:38:29,720 --> 00:38:31,757 -They got lucky. -Yeah, you hit the jackpot, lady. 748 00:38:31,840 --> 00:38:32,830 Guys. 749 00:38:34,680 --> 00:38:35,556 Why is this funny? 750 00:38:35,640 --> 00:38:39,395 think they might be recognizing a little bit of a honeymoon period. 751 00:38:39,480 --> 00:38:42,711 No, no, no, we thought of that. But it doesn't feel like a period. 752 00:38:44,160 --> 00:38:45,480 Well, I mean, it's not perfect. 753 00:38:45,560 --> 00:38:48,154 Lita won't eat anything but potato chips. 754 00:38:48,240 --> 00:38:50,151 Yeah, but we got a plan to work on that too. 755 00:38:50,240 --> 00:38:51,753 I'm not saying we're perfect parents. 756 00:38:51,840 --> 00:38:52,910 Are you sure? 757 00:38:55,960 --> 00:38:58,270 And I think I might be recognizing a little bit of jealousy. 758 00:38:58,360 --> 00:38:59,998 That's not a good trait, guys. 759 00:39:04,320 --> 00:39:06,675 Okay, what do we have here? 760 00:39:08,040 --> 00:39:09,235 Christmas! 761 00:39:10,040 --> 00:39:13,192 It's a sewing machine! What do you think? 762 00:39:13,920 --> 00:39:16,196 No? She doesn't like it? Why not? 763 00:39:17,280 --> 00:39:20,079 Robot, buddy! -Lita, look at this big box! 764 00:39:20,160 --> 00:39:21,230 Dude, it walks and talks. 765 00:39:21,320 --> 00:39:23,880 ~This could be my helmet! What about the presents, guys? 766 00:39:23,960 --> 00:39:26,236 I would've went crazy if I got a robot. I'm playing with that robot. 767 00:39:26,320 --> 00:39:27,799 And this could be the spaceship. 768 00:39:27,880 --> 00:39:29,598 -Can I go inside? -Sure. 769 00:39:29,720 --> 00:39:32,234 Hey, guys. Wow, you really like cardboard boxes, huh? 770 00:39:32,320 --> 00:39:34,630 Is anybody interested in playing with the giant dollhouse 771 00:39:34,720 --> 00:39:36,438 that took me three hours to assemble? 772 00:39:37,240 --> 00:39:39,197 Did it come in a big box? 773 00:39:40,160 --> 00:39:42,470 Yeah, it did. It came in a big $200 box. 774 00:39:42,560 --> 00:39:43,709 Go, let's go! 775 00:39:43,800 --> 00:39:45,154 Come on. Let's go get the box. 776 00:39:45,240 --> 00:39:46,958 -Christmas is boxes. -Yes. 777 00:39:50,120 --> 00:39:54,193 Hey, Lizzy, this one's for you too. Merry Christmas. 778 00:39:54,960 --> 00:39:56,473 -Another one. -Yeah. 779 00:39:56,560 --> 00:39:58,995 Thanks. Merry Christmas. 780 00:40:01,560 --> 00:40:03,915 You didn't have to get all this stuff for us. 781 00:40:04,000 --> 00:40:05,752 I know, I know, but we wanted to. 782 00:40:05,880 --> 00:40:08,235 We were excited. Did we go overboard? 783 00:40:08,320 --> 00:40:09,469 No, no, no! 784 00:40:09,680 --> 00:40:11,956 I'm sorry. I'm happy. Iam. I... 785 00:40:12,800 --> 00:40:15,440 It's nice to see Lita and Juan get presents 786 00:40:15,520 --> 00:40:17,830 that weren't donated from total strangers. 787 00:40:19,320 --> 00:40:21,516 Hey, Lizzy, if you ever want to talk about anything-- 788 00:40:21,600 --> 00:40:24,718 I know it's Christmastime and you may have memories and things. 789 00:40:24,800 --> 00:40:26,916 Oh, no, no, no. I'm... 790 00:40:27,160 --> 00:40:28,753 I'm good. I... 791 00:40:29,480 --> 00:40:32,199 You know what? I just haven't had my morning coffee yet. 792 00:40:32,280 --> 00:40:33,793 So, I'm gonna get that. 793 00:40:33,880 --> 00:40:35,791 -Do you want some coffee? -Sure. 794 00:40:35,880 --> 00:40:36,711 Okay. 795 00:40:49,480 --> 00:40:52,313 And we want to thank the Lord for our first Christmas together. 796 00:40:52,400 --> 00:40:55,074 And we want to give thanks for this lovely meal 797 00:40:55,160 --> 00:40:57,310 and also this... 798 00:40:57,800 --> 00:41:00,792 bounty of super fun cardboard boxes. 799 00:41:00,880 --> 00:41:02,314 -Amen. -Amen. 800 00:41:02,400 --> 00:41:04,198 Okay. Tuck in, everybody. 801 00:41:04,280 --> 00:41:05,839 Where's my potato chips? 802 00:41:05,920 --> 00:41:08,389 We're not having chips tonight, munchkin. Sorry. 803 00:41:08,480 --> 00:41:10,278 -[ want my chips. Lita! 804 00:41:10,360 --> 00:41:12,670 Lizzy. Pete and I worked really hard on this dinner, 805 00:41:12,760 --> 00:41:14,319 and there's lots of yummy food for you to eat. 806 00:41:14,400 --> 00:41:15,913 u No! ey, hey, hey. 807 00:41:18,840 --> 00:41:21,593 Lizzy, Lizzy, please! Lizzy, no, okay? I've got this. 808 00:41:21,680 --> 00:41:23,956 Why are you yelling at me? I'm just trying to help you. 809 00:41:24,040 --> 00:41:26,554 I'm not yelling at-- I'm sorry. I am. Just then I was. 810 00:41:26,640 --> 00:41:27,675 But it's-- Look. 811 00:41:27,760 --> 00:41:29,478 Lita, don't do what Lizzy just said. 812 00:41:29,560 --> 00:41:31,358 What did you say? Cuatro? "Go to your bedroom"? 813 00:41:31,440 --> 00:41:33,909 No, cuafro means "quart." Like quart of milk. 814 00:41:34,000 --> 00:41:37,072 She said, "You're not gonna have a potato chip, but you will drink that milk." 815 00:41:37,160 --> 00:41:39,595 In any case, we have this. Its fine. 816 00:41:39,680 --> 00:41:41,398 Okay. Fine. 817 00:41:41,480 --> 00:41:44,313 Okay. Let's try some of this meat loaf, okay? 818 00:41:44,400 --> 00:41:47,279 No! [want my chips! -You're not having chips! 819 00:41:47,400 --> 00:41:49,994 I don't think she's getting on board with the plan, honey. 820 00:41:50,080 --> 00:41:51,718 - don't want this! Hey! 821 00:41:51,800 --> 00:41:53,313 Sure you don't want to just give her chips? 822 00:41:53,400 --> 00:41:55,437 No, we're not giving her chips. She's gonna eat-- 823 00:41:59,960 --> 00:42:01,109 Lita, stay right there! 824 00:42:02,360 --> 00:42:04,192 Oh, my God. I'm srry, I'm so sorry! 825 00:42:04,280 --> 00:42:06,510 No, it's okay. Don't cry. Relax. 826 00:42:06,600 --> 00:42:08,238 Watch your feet, okay? -Raised feet! 827 00:42:08,320 --> 00:42:09,958 I didn't mean to. I'm so sorry. 828 00:42:10,040 --> 00:42:11,189 You give those to me. 829 00:42:11,480 --> 00:42:13,994 -Calm down, don't cry. -I want my chips! 830 00:42:14,080 --> 00:42:15,036 Just stay there, Juan. 831 00:42:16,400 --> 00:42:18,914 These are really, really good potatoes. 832 00:42:22,760 --> 00:42:24,592 -God! -Oh, my God. Are you okay? 833 00:42:24,680 --> 00:42:25,750 Oh, God. 834 00:42:27,000 --> 00:42:28,434 Lita, duck! 835 00:42:29,120 --> 00:42:31,350 What are you doing? -Look, I'm trying to put it out! 836 00:42:31,440 --> 00:42:33,078 With ketchup? -Putit out! 837 00:42:35,680 --> 00:42:37,034 -All right. -Lita? 838 00:42:38,760 --> 00:42:40,558 Wait, what's that noise? 839 00:42:42,320 --> 00:42:43,196 Why is she growling? 840 00:42:43,280 --> 00:42:45,237 That wasn't in the classes. I got nothing for that. 841 00:42:46,640 --> 00:42:47,755 She's got a knife. 842 00:42:47,840 --> 00:42:49,672 -If's just a SpongeBob knife. Its still a knife. 843 00:42:49,760 --> 00:42:50,989 Just put the knife down, honey. 844 00:42:51,080 --> 00:42:52,639 Look, kid, just put down the weapon, okay? 845 00:42:52,720 --> 00:42:55,030 You guys want me to deal with this, or do you still got it? 846 00:42:55,120 --> 00:42:56,838 Yeah, do you wanna let her jump in here now, please? 847 00:42:56,920 --> 00:42:58,513 Okay, okay. Fine. Fine! 848 00:43:09,800 --> 00:43:11,438 Ellie, you gotta learn some Spanish. 849 00:43:11,520 --> 00:43:13,557 Why would you give a kid milk in a glass cup? 850 00:43:13,640 --> 00:43:15,278 I'm sorry. I didn't... 851 00:43:15,360 --> 00:43:17,715 Why did she do that? I hate her! 852 00:43:19,600 --> 00:43:21,716 That didn't take long. They hate us already. 853 00:43:22,440 --> 00:43:25,159 Well, technically, she said she hates you. 854 00:43:29,680 --> 00:43:30,750 Okay, okay, okay! 855 00:43:30,840 --> 00:43:32,558 -I want a Barbie! No. 856 00:43:33,040 --> 00:43:34,519 This isn't even a real Barbie. 857 00:43:34,600 --> 00:43:37,035 You've got a real Barbie at home that Santa gave you a few weeks ago. 858 00:43:37,120 --> 00:43:39,794 Santa got me a fat Barbie! I want a skinny Barbie! 859 00:43:39,880 --> 00:43:41,473 She's not fat. She's body positive. 860 00:43:41,560 --> 00:43:44,439 Lita, if you put the doll back, ll get you a giant ice cream sundae. 861 00:43:44,520 --> 00:43:46,352 So you're rewarding this behavior? 862 00:43:46,440 --> 00:43:48,590 What are you thinking? -You handle it. 863 00:43:48,680 --> 00:43:52,230 -Juan, come on, get out of there, please? -Don't hit me! Don't hit me! I'm sorry! 864 00:43:52,840 --> 00:43:55,912 I didn't hit him, okay? I never have hit him. I would never hit a kid. 865 00:43:56,000 --> 00:43:57,354 I want a Barbie! 866 00:43:57,440 --> 00:43:59,511 Stop right now, or you're not getting lunch or dinner. 867 00:43:59,600 --> 00:44:02,513 We're not starving people here, okay? I have this under control. 868 00:44:02,600 --> 00:44:05,114 Yeah, Lizzy, you body-positive whore! 869 00:44:05,200 --> 00:44:07,953 Okay, you're done. Gimme that. Give it to me. 870 00:44:08,080 --> 00:44:09,593 -Just give me that now! -Hey, hey, hey! 871 00:44:09,680 --> 00:44:12,194 Oh, yeah? Yeah, it really looks like you've got it. 872 00:44:12,280 --> 00:44:13,793 -Scan it! Hurry! -No. 873 00:44:13,920 --> 00:44:16,309 No! We're not doing this! 874 00:44:17,800 --> 00:44:20,314 -Someone videotaping this? -Pete, where are you? 875 00:44:20,400 --> 00:44:22,118 “Where's Pete? -You're done. 876 00:44:22,200 --> 00:44:25,192 Oh, great. You're out there? Thank you so much. 877 00:44:26,240 --> 00:44:28,754 Hey, sweetie. I brought the car, saved you a little walking time. 878 00:44:28,840 --> 00:44:30,911 “We had a front space. Well, it's stil closer. 879 00:44:31,000 --> 00:44:34,231 Hey, Pete, look at my pretty new doll. Wow. 880 00:44:34,320 --> 00:44:36,516 -You caved, huh? No, I did not cave. 881 00:44:36,600 --> 00:44:38,637 I bought it for her. It was only four bucks. 882 00:44:38,720 --> 00:44:40,677 Can we just get out of here, you coward? 883 00:44:54,240 --> 00:44:56,959 Holy shit. There they are. 884 00:44:57,480 --> 00:44:59,869 Hey, Jan, Jey? They're here. 885 00:45:03,120 --> 00:45:05,270 Oh, man. Kid dinged a Porsche. 886 00:45:05,360 --> 00:45:07,476 -Dude, what are you doing? -'m sorry, I'm sorry! 887 00:45:07,600 --> 00:45:08,999 All right, just don't cry, okay? 888 00:45:09,080 --> 00:45:10,434 He's gonna have to leave a note. 889 00:45:10,560 --> 00:45:13,154 It's okay. Just help get the stuff out of the back. 890 00:45:13,240 --> 00:45:16,073 Ellie looks dehydrated. She looks bad. 891 00:45:16,160 --> 00:45:17,275 We've got the pizza! 892 00:45:17,400 --> 00:45:19,152 Juan, whoa, whoa, whoa. What are you doing, bud? 893 00:45:19,240 --> 00:45:20,560 Oh, sorry! Oh, Christ. 894 00:45:20,640 --> 00:45:21,960 It's so warm, Hey, put that down. 895 00:45:22,040 --> 00:45:24,350 Put the pizza down. You can't hold it like that. 896 00:45:25,040 --> 00:45:26,235 Hey, Dad. 897 00:45:27,280 --> 00:45:29,157 You must be Lizzy. 898 00:45:29,240 --> 00:45:30,719 Yeah, hi. I'm Lizzy. 899 00:45:31,600 --> 00:45:33,557 This is Lita and Juan. 900 00:45:34,000 --> 00:45:35,638 Hello, Lita. 901 00:45:36,320 --> 00:45:38,436 Hello, Juan. 902 00:45:39,000 --> 00:45:42,470 I'm Grammy "Hw-an" and this is Grandpa "Hw-erry." 903 00:45:42,560 --> 00:45:44,756 Mom, can you just talk like a normal person? 904 00:45:44,840 --> 00:45:46,911 I like the way she says her J's. 905 00:45:47,000 --> 00:45:48,832 -Can you please? It's sophisticated. 906 00:45:48,920 --> 00:45:50,433 -Here you go, brother. -Thanks, man. 907 00:45:53,200 --> 00:45:56,477 I can't get overit. They look just like normal kids. 908 00:45:56,560 --> 00:45:59,234 What did you think they were gonna look like, Russ? Little pirates? 909 00:45:59,360 --> 00:46:01,829 I don't know. They're just so cute. 910 00:46:01,920 --> 00:46:03,638 How is the new school? 911 00:46:03,720 --> 00:46:06,678 It's good. It's like... I's school. 912 00:46:06,760 --> 00:46:08,080 -Yeah. Awesome. 913 00:46:08,640 --> 00:46:11,154 And what's the boy situation? Anything exciting? 914 00:46:11,240 --> 00:46:13,072 No, no. Hey, hey, leave her alone. 915 00:46:13,160 --> 00:46:15,037 She doesn't like to talk about that kind of stuff, 916 00:46:15,120 --> 00:46:17,236 So just go easy. 917 00:46:18,520 --> 00:46:19,874 What? You don't. 918 00:46:20,200 --> 00:46:23,909 -Actually, there's this one guy, Jacob. Yeah? 919 00:46:24,000 --> 00:46:26,913 Wow, that's a cute name. Jacob. I like it. Like Jake. 920 00:46:27,000 --> 00:46:29,913 No, honey, it's "Hway-cob." Right? 921 00:46:30,960 --> 00:46:32,917 No, no, it's just Jacob. 922 00:46:33,000 --> 00:46:33,990 Jacob. 923 00:46:35,680 --> 00:46:37,239 Yeah, and he's not cute. 924 00:46:37,960 --> 00:46:41,157 He's more of like an artsy, old soul type. 925 00:46:41,240 --> 00:46:42,150 -Yeah! -Yeah. 926 00:46:42,240 --> 00:46:44,072 You know, I was never into the cute ones either. 927 00:46:44,160 --> 00:46:45,753 Nah. Cute's overrated. 928 00:46:45,840 --> 00:46:48,992 Right, I didn't either. I've never had a hot boyfriend, ever. 929 00:46:49,080 --> 00:46:50,070 Shut up! 930 00:46:50,840 --> 00:46:54,071 You look ike a monkey 931 00:46:54,320 --> 00:46:57,870 And you smell like one too 932 00:47:04,400 --> 00:47:06,994 Lizzy, can we put the phone away while we're at the table, please, 933 00:47:07,080 --> 00:47:08,195 like we talked about? 934 00:47:08,880 --> 00:47:10,678 -Lizzy, please. -Give her the phone. 935 00:47:10,760 --> 00:47:12,398 Guys, check it out. There's some shit going down. 936 00:47:12,480 --> 00:47:14,869 Lizzy, the phone. Now. 937 00:47:17,840 --> 00:47:20,753 Is that her real mom? Yeah, that's a harsh move. 938 00:47:20,840 --> 00:47:23,514 Actually, if you read your foster parent regs, 939 00:47:23,600 --> 00:47:27,355 you know you're not allowed to take away any of my personal property, so... 940 00:47:28,760 --> 00:47:31,718 It's the look. She's doing the look. Ketchup. I gotta get some ketchup. 941 00:47:31,800 --> 00:47:35,475 Pete, you'd said you'd say something to her next time she acts all bitchy. 942 00:47:35,880 --> 00:47:38,076 I never said the word "bitchy." It was her word, not mine. 943 00:47:38,160 --> 00:47:40,390 I'am always the bad guy because you're never there. 944 00:47:40,480 --> 00:47:42,676 I'm not gonna apologize for working. Somebody's gotta deal 945 00:47:42,760 --> 00:47:45,036 with that dump of a house you bought before it bankrupts us. 946 00:47:45,120 --> 00:47:47,350 I bought? You loved it too. And that's not even the point. 947 00:47:47,440 --> 00:47:49,750 The point is, when you are there, you let them get away with murder. 948 00:47:49,840 --> 00:47:52,195 I got on Lizzy just last night when she wouldn't clean up after dinner! 949 00:47:52,280 --> 00:47:53,679 Perfect parent, huh? 950 00:47:54,480 --> 00:47:55,311 Is this funny, Kit? 951 00:47:55,400 --> 00:47:57,391 I think we're all enjoying this a little bit, Pete. 952 00:48:00,720 --> 00:48:01,755 Okay. 953 00:48:02,120 --> 00:48:03,997 -I'm sorry. I'm sorry. -It's okay. 954 00:48:04,080 --> 00:48:06,356 I never get tired of watching white people fight. 955 00:48:07,080 --> 00:48:07,956 Nordo I. 956 00:48:08,040 --> 00:48:09,872 But why don't you calm down, 957 00:48:09,960 --> 00:48:13,954 and tell us, without blaming each other, what the main issues are. 958 00:48:14,040 --> 00:48:15,678 Well, Lita is just constantly 959 00:48:16,320 --> 00:48:17,230 I don't want to! 960 00:48:18,320 --> 00:48:20,311 And Juan, I mean, he just doesn't use his head. 961 00:48:23,840 --> 00:48:26,400 -Unlock the window! -And if I say anything about any of it-- 962 00:48:26,480 --> 00:48:28,551 I'm so sorry. It's not my fault. 963 00:48:28,640 --> 00:48:31,109 -Lizzy's favorite pastime is just-- -Just leave me alone! 964 00:48:31,200 --> 00:48:32,156 Thanks for making me late. 965 00:48:32,240 --> 00:48:33,514 You're an asshole. 966 00:48:34,080 --> 00:48:36,151 And God forbid we actually try to parent the little ones. 967 00:48:36,240 --> 00:48:38,117 No, no, no, that's her territory. 968 00:48:38,200 --> 00:48:39,599 Don't forget when Lizzy was ten 969 00:48:39,680 --> 00:48:41,910 her mother would disappear for weeks at a ime, 970 00:48:42,000 --> 00:48:45,152 leaving Lizzy to parent Juan and Lita all by herself. 971 00:48:45,240 --> 00:48:48,392 Yeah, she's not just gonna step aside and let you two take over. 972 00:48:48,480 --> 00:48:50,471 Are you saying that we should let her parent the kids? 973 00:48:50,560 --> 00:48:51,789 Are you paying attention? 974 00:48:51,880 --> 00:48:54,030 She's 15. She's a terrible parent. 975 00:48:54,160 --> 00:48:55,434 She needs to be a kid. 976 00:48:55,520 --> 00:48:58,114 You gotta step up and become the parents. 977 00:48:58,200 --> 00:49:00,999 But you just said she won't let us. Nope, she won't. 978 00:49:01,080 --> 00:49:03,196 You know, Karen, you've been a godsend through most of this, 979 00:49:03,280 --> 00:49:04,918 but you're just about to piss me off! 980 00:49:05,000 --> 00:49:08,880 Pete, you won't get anywhere with her until you two get on the same page. 981 00:49:08,960 --> 00:49:10,394 -Right? -That's right. 982 00:49:10,480 --> 00:49:12,710 And, you know, if she's hostile with you again, 983 00:49:12,800 --> 00:49:14,598 maybe try using the three R's. 984 00:49:14,720 --> 00:49:17,473 Okay? Number one: regulate. 985 00:49:17,920 --> 00:49:21,390 "Lizzy, why don't you take some deep breaths, count to ten." 986 00:49:21,520 --> 00:49:23,591 Number two: relate. 987 00:49:23,680 --> 00:49:25,318 "I understand that you're upset. 988 00:49:25,440 --> 00:49:27,078 Nobody likes to feel this way." 989 00:49:27,160 --> 00:49:30,118 -That's good. “Number three: reason. 990 00:49:30,200 --> 00:49:32,999 "Lizzy, it's okay to be angry. 991 00:49:33,080 --> 00:49:36,436 What's not okay is to threaten to slash our throats 992 00:49:36,520 --> 00:49:38,477 in the middle of the night when we're asleep.” 993 00:49:39,840 --> 00:49:41,319 I'm sorry, did I...? 994 00:49:41,400 --> 00:49:43,073 That was actually us. Our story. 995 00:49:43,160 --> 00:49:44,275 -Yeah. -Last session. 996 00:49:44,800 --> 00:49:47,360 The little guy didn't follow through with it though. 997 00:49:48,600 --> 00:49:50,557 Well, not yet! -Not yet. 998 00:49:51,960 --> 00:49:53,473 Sorry. We shouldn't be laughing. 999 00:49:53,560 --> 00:49:57,679 No, it's actually important to have a sense of humor about this kind of thing. 1000 00:49:57,760 --> 00:50:00,957 That's right. You gotta laugh or you'll never make it through this. 1001 00:50:01,040 --> 00:50:02,314 That is right. 1002 00:50:02,400 --> 00:50:05,313 Speaking of which, next up we have October, 1003 00:50:05,680 --> 00:50:07,876 who still hasn't been matched with a child. 1004 00:50:07,960 --> 00:50:09,633 Well, there's some good news. 1005 00:50:12,480 --> 00:50:15,836 So, together we're all gonna decide which chore we'd like to do 1006 00:50:15,920 --> 00:50:17,831 and then each week we'll mix it up. 1007 00:50:17,920 --> 00:50:20,116 -Can I do "Feed Meatball"? Yes! 1008 00:50:20,200 --> 00:50:23,477 -I want to feed Meatball! -You can feed him next week. 1009 00:50:23,560 --> 00:50:25,631 Pete, I hope she's not serious about all this. 1010 00:50:25,720 --> 00:50:28,678 It's not just she, it's we. And we are. Very serious. 1011 00:50:28,760 --> 00:50:30,433 Okay, so you want us to wash your feet too? 1012 00:50:30,520 --> 00:50:32,158 Lizzy. This is bullshit! 1013 00:50:32,240 --> 00:50:33,958 Lizzy! Hey, hey, wait, wait! 1014 00:50:34,040 --> 00:50:35,792 Lizzy. Let's just- 1015 00:50:36,200 --> 00:50:38,476 Let's try something else. Can we just take a moment, 1016 00:50:39,200 --> 00:50:41,237 and calm down, and take a few breaths? 1017 00:50:41,600 --> 00:50:42,635 Please? 1018 00:50:43,880 --> 00:50:44,950 Tryit. 1019 00:50:49,960 --> 00:50:51,155 Nice! Nice. 1020 00:50:51,240 --> 00:50:53,072 And we hear you that you're frustrated with the chart. 1021 00:50:53,160 --> 00:50:54,878 Well, yeah. Yeah, I'm frustrated. 1022 00:50:54,960 --> 00:50:58,476 Yes! And that's okay to be frustrated! We're all frustrated. 1023 00:50:58,560 --> 00:51:01,598 So let's think about next time how we can express ourselves better. 1024 00:51:01,680 --> 00:51:03,637 Okay. Okay. Well... 1025 00:51:04,640 --> 00:51:08,110 I don't know, maybe next time you guys... 1026 00:51:08,960 --> 00:51:11,270 try and use the three R's on me, 1027 00:51:11,360 --> 00:51:13,715 I could barf all over the ground because it's so nauseating! 1028 00:51:13,840 --> 00:51:15,513 I knew it wasn't gonna work with her. 1029 00:51:15,600 --> 00:51:18,319 Oh, good! You're home! 1030 00:51:18,400 --> 00:51:19,595 Hil 1031 00:51:19,720 --> 00:51:22,030 Mom, told you to text or call. 1032 00:51:22,120 --> 00:51:24,236 You told me to give you a few weeks to settle in. 1033 00:51:24,320 --> 00:51:27,392 Well, it's been a few weeks, and I want to meet my new grandkids. 1034 00:51:27,520 --> 00:51:29,272 You must be Lizzy. Come here! 1035 00:51:29,360 --> 00:51:31,636 -No, she doesn't like it when you-- Come here! 1036 00:51:32,600 --> 00:51:34,159 I'm your Grandma Sandy. 1037 00:51:34,240 --> 00:51:37,471 Anyone ever starts shit with any of you, they have to deal with me. 1038 00:51:37,560 --> 00:51:40,074 We're family now, and I got your back forever. You hear me? 1039 00:51:40,200 --> 00:51:41,429 Mom, just take it easy. Please. 1040 00:51:41,520 --> 00:51:44,478 Oh, my God! Will you look at them! 1041 00:51:44,560 --> 00:51:47,154 Juan, Lita, this is Sandy. This is Pete's mom. 1042 00:51:47,240 --> 00:51:48,833 -Hil Hil 1043 00:51:48,920 --> 00:51:50,513 I could just eat you two up! 1044 00:51:50,600 --> 00:51:52,318 And how's my baby boy? 1045 00:51:56,360 --> 00:51:57,839 Hello, dear. Hi. 1046 00:51:57,920 --> 00:51:59,149 Mom, you gotta give us a few minutes. 1047 00:51:59,240 --> 00:52:00,958 We were just in the middle of a family meeting. 1048 00:52:01,040 --> 00:52:03,077 Perfect, because I'm a member of the family. 1049 00:52:03,560 --> 00:52:06,074 Grandma Sandy has an announcement to make. 1050 00:52:06,160 --> 00:52:08,959 I got the whole family tickets to Six Flags! 1051 00:52:09,040 --> 00:52:10,269 Yay! -Yay! 1052 00:52:11,000 --> 00:52:12,798 What's Six Flags? 1053 00:52:12,880 --> 00:52:13,995 "What's Six Flags?" 1054 00:52:14,080 --> 00:52:15,912 Mor, you know what? That's such a nice offer, 1055 00:52:16,000 --> 00:52:18,594 but things have been alittle chaotic around here, 1056 00:52:18,680 --> 00:52:19,909 and we need things to be normal. 1057 00:52:20,280 --> 00:52:24,513 I'l tell you what's not normal, is your kids not knowing what Six Flags is. 1058 00:52:25,560 --> 00:52:26,959 Your kids. 1059 00:52:28,640 --> 00:52:31,632 Ma, it's just not a good time, so we're not doing this, okay? 1060 00:52:31,720 --> 00:52:34,553 We're not doing this, right? We're on the same page because of the structure thing? 1061 00:52:34,640 --> 00:52:35,914 Yeah, yeah. 1062 00:52:36,680 --> 00:52:38,717 Honey? Right, EI? 1063 00:52:43,600 --> 00:52:46,114 -L did not cave. -You caved. 1064 00:52:46,200 --> 00:52:47,838 Lizzy gave you the look and you caved. 1065 00:52:47,920 --> 00:52:51,072 Okay, so maybe I just wanted to be the fun parent for once 1066 00:52:51,160 --> 00:52:52,559 instead of being the bad guy. 1067 00:52:52,640 --> 00:52:54,313 I tried being the bad guy. You wouldn't let me. 1068 00:52:54,440 --> 00:52:58,035 Okay, fine. I'm sorry, I really am. But look how much fun everybody's having. 1069 00:52:58,120 --> 00:53:01,158 And Lizzy, she's actually smiling. It's crazy. 1070 00:53:01,640 --> 00:53:02,914 Hey! Did you have fun? 1071 00:53:03,000 --> 00:53:04,718 You don't have to go on the kiddie rides. 1072 00:53:04,800 --> 00:53:06,791 I love the big rides. You want to go on the-- 1073 00:53:07,480 --> 00:53:08,709 Hey, Lizzy! 1074 00:53:08,920 --> 00:53:10,752 He y, what's up? Hil ¥ 1075 00:53:10,840 --> 00:53:12,831 -Good to see you! -Good to see you oo! 1076 00:53:14,360 --> 00:53:16,351 Hey, hey. What's up? 1077 00:53:17,560 --> 00:53:19,836 Kylie, Savanna, these are my... 1078 00:53:20,680 --> 00:53:21,636 fosters. 1079 00:53:21,760 --> 00:53:23,956 -Yeah, yeah. “We're the fosters! 1080 00:53:24,040 --> 00:53:25,439 Right, so I'l see you guys later, okay? 1081 00:53:25,520 --> 00:53:27,511 Actually we were just gonna go on the water ride. 1082 00:53:27,640 --> 00:53:29,199 Let her go with her friends. 1083 00:53:29,280 --> 00:53:32,636 They don't want to be stuck here with a bunch of old farts like you two. 1084 00:53:32,720 --> 00:53:35,838 They want to ride the big stuff and check out the hot boys. 1085 00:53:37,280 --> 00:53:40,352 Here's a hundred. Buy yourselves some souvenirs and junk food. 1086 00:53:41,120 --> 00:53:43,396 Thanks, Grandma Sandy. Thanks! 1087 00:53:43,480 --> 00:53:45,198 All right, cool. 1088 00:53:45,680 --> 00:53:47,751 Okay, I'l meet you guys atthe front at... 1089 00:53:47,840 --> 00:53:49,274 What time are we going back to your house? 1090 00:53:49,360 --> 00:53:54,070 We're going back to our house, where we all live, at 7:00! 1091 00:53:54,160 --> 00:53:56,117 Okay, I'l see you then. Bye! 1092 00:53:56,200 --> 00:53:58,794 Mom, what are you doing? You can't-- -Oh, no! 1093 00:53:58,920 --> 00:54:01,514 Little Juanny's upchucking in the trash bin! 1094 00:54:01,600 --> 00:54:03,273 You all right, peanut? 1095 00:54:04,040 --> 00:54:06,429 Was it all the funnel cakes we ate? 1096 00:54:18,440 --> 00:54:21,796 I know she's getting these texts. I can see the dots. 1097 00:54:22,800 --> 00:54:25,360 Maybe she ran off, or maybe something happened to her. 1098 00:54:25,440 --> 00:54:28,910 No, she didn't. She's just treating us like another set of fosters. 1099 00:54:30,120 --> 00:54:31,633 All right, bye. 1100 00:54:32,360 --> 00:54:34,112 Thanks for the ride. I love you! 1101 00:54:34,400 --> 00:54:35,595 I'm the bad guy. Watch this. 1102 00:54:35,680 --> 00:54:36,670 Bye. 1103 00:54:37,280 --> 00:54:38,111 Bye! 1104 00:54:38,200 --> 00:54:40,635 Hey! Where the hell were you? 1105 00:54:41,080 --> 00:54:44,471 We went to the movies, and it ran a little bit later. It's not a big deal. 1106 00:54:44,560 --> 00:54:47,200 Really? You couldn't have taken five seconds to text or call us 1107 00:54:47,280 --> 00:54:49,510 and let us know nobody murdered you? Well, guess what? 1108 00:54:49,640 --> 00:54:51,836 -You're grounded. -I'm grounded? 1109 00:54:51,920 --> 00:54:53,831 Yeah. You're grounded because I just grounded you. 1110 00:54:53,920 --> 00:54:55,593 Before you weren't grounded, you weren't anything, 1111 00:54:55,680 --> 00:54:58,240 and then I just said that thing that I said, and now you're grounded! 1112 00:54:58,320 --> 00:55:01,358 We've been waiting one hour for you! -'m the bad guy. Calm down. 1113 00:55:01,440 --> 00:55:02,919 -He's the bad guy. -You're not going anywhere. 1114 00:55:03,000 --> 00:55:04,195 -You're done! Done! 1115 00:55:04,320 --> 00:55:05,958 Don't want to hear it! -You know what? 1116 00:55:06,040 --> 00:55:08,031 When I was nine [lived in a crack house. 1117 00:55:08,120 --> 00:55:11,317 So I'm pretty sure the mulfiplex is a comparatively safe environment. 1118 00:55:11,400 --> 00:55:12,595 Oh, no. No. 1119 00:55:12,680 --> 00:55:14,956 You don't play that troubled past card with us. 1120 00:55:15,080 --> 00:55:16,718 Your butt's in a sling, missy! 1121 00:55:17,200 --> 00:55:19,077 -Grandma Sandy, I forgot. What? 1122 00:55:19,160 --> 00:55:20,070 I got you... 1123 00:55:22,160 --> 00:55:23,639 Oh, sweet Jesus. 1124 00:55:23,720 --> 00:55:26,997 Will you look at this? I'm gonna wear it every day. 1125 00:55:27,880 --> 00:55:28,915 Come here! 1126 00:55:29,960 --> 00:55:32,190 You know, this reminds me of when Pete 1127 00:55:32,280 --> 00:55:34,954 and his little degenerate friends stole a pizza truck. 1128 00:55:35,040 --> 00:55:37,509 -She's good. She's good. -Oh, God. 1129 00:55:37,600 --> 00:55:39,318 You two gonna stand there all night, 1130 00:55:39,440 --> 00:55:42,319 or do we try to get these kids to bed at a decent hour? 1131 00:55:42,800 --> 00:55:45,030 You remember I told you we weren't special enough for this? 1132 00:55:45,120 --> 00:55:47,396 -We were doing fine. -You said that we were in a rut. 1133 00:55:47,480 --> 00:55:49,153 Maybe we were spoiled and didn't appreciate the rut. 1134 00:55:49,280 --> 00:55:51,317 The rut was easy and quiet. You know, I miss the rut. 1135 00:55:51,400 --> 00:55:52,674 But you had to be a mommy. 1136 00:55:52,760 --> 00:55:55,149 Whose idea was it to go and talk to the teenagers? 1137 00:55:55,240 --> 00:55:57,754 We could've had a toddler who doesn't have opinions and thong underwear. 1138 00:55:57,840 --> 00:56:00,229 What? -You pushed us into some next-level shit! 1139 00:56:00,320 --> 00:56:02,357 Look, we can't start turning on each other here. 1140 00:56:02,440 --> 00:56:05,080 If we just stay calm and we work together, 1141 00:56:05,160 --> 00:56:08,073 we can find a way to get these little assholes out of our house! 1142 00:56:09,160 --> 00:56:10,116 Now we're talking! -Right? 1143 00:56:10,200 --> 00:56:12,510 -That's exactly what I was thinking. Hello! 1144 00:56:12,600 --> 00:56:15,433 -I hate them so much. Me too. They're the worst. 1145 00:56:15,520 --> 00:56:17,830 They're so ungrateful. We're doing everything for them. 1146 00:56:17,920 --> 00:56:19,718 -And they could give two shits. -Right? 1147 00:56:19,800 --> 00:56:21,029 Guess what? 1148 00:56:21,120 --> 00:56:22,440 They're not adopted yet. 1149 00:56:22,520 --> 00:56:24,989 No. No, they're not. 1150 00:56:25,080 --> 00:56:26,354 We could just... 1151 00:56:27,800 --> 00:56:28,756 put 'em back. 1152 00:56:29,160 --> 00:56:32,312 I mean, yes, we would look like the worst people in the world, but... 1153 00:56:32,400 --> 00:56:34,789 Yeah, we would. And right now everybody thinks we're saints. 1154 00:56:34,880 --> 00:56:36,279 I know. I love that part. 1155 00:56:36,360 --> 00:56:38,271 I do love that part. That's the only good part. 1156 00:56:39,720 --> 00:56:41,040 Just an idea. 1157 00:56:41,480 --> 00:56:44,040 What if we say that some relatives came forward? 1158 00:56:44,440 --> 00:56:46,511 The courts took ‘em. There's nothing we could do. 1159 00:56:46,880 --> 00:56:49,838 Right? We squirt a few tears, we act super devastated. 1160 00:56:49,920 --> 00:56:51,831 That's good. That's good. That's very good. 1161 00:56:51,920 --> 00:56:54,434 And we get our clean house and date night back. 1162 00:56:54,840 --> 00:56:57,832 And everybody feels sory for us. 1163 00:56:57,920 --> 00:56:58,990 Yes! -Right? 1164 00:56:59,080 --> 00:57:00,593 Get some presents maybe. 1165 00:57:06,240 --> 00:57:07,753 We're never gonna do that. 1166 00:57:08,560 --> 00:57:09,436 No. 1167 00:57:11,720 --> 00:57:13,438 It's a nice thought, but we're... 1168 00:57:14,880 --> 00:57:17,918 “We're stuck, aren't we? -Yeah, we are. 1169 00:57:18,000 --> 00:57:21,038 You know, we gotta just accept that we made a terrible mistake 1170 00:57:21,120 --> 00:57:23,157 and our life is mostly gonna suck now. 1171 00:57:23,680 --> 00:57:24,670 Good night, honey. 1172 00:57:44,200 --> 00:57:47,158 Allright, one nail on each side of the slat. 1173 00:57:47,240 --> 00:57:49,516 -Okay. -On both ends, okay? 1174 00:57:49,600 --> 00:57:52,160 Look.” -Yes, excellent. 1175 00:57:53,480 --> 00:57:56,199 Okay, keep going. Get the words for me. 1176 00:57:56,280 --> 00:57:59,318 What are you doing? You want to get in? You wanna say hi to Lizzy? 1177 00:58:02,600 --> 00:58:04,273 Speak of the devil. 1178 00:58:05,080 --> 00:58:06,070 What are they doing here? 1179 00:58:06,160 --> 00:58:07,673 You never said I couldn't have people over. 1180 00:58:07,760 --> 00:58:11,151 Everybody knows you can't have people over when you're grounded. 1181 00:58:11,240 --> 00:58:12,071 And you know that too, 1182 00:58:12,160 --> 00:58:14,595 because they obviously came in through the window. 1183 00:58:14,720 --> 00:58:16,791 This place is disgusting, by the way. 1184 00:58:16,880 --> 00:58:19,952 -God, what a Nazi bitch. -What did you call me? 1185 00:58:20,040 --> 00:58:21,872 I don't know, you just seem like a Nazi bitch. 1186 00:58:21,960 --> 00:58:23,792 Get out. Now. 1187 00:58:23,880 --> 00:58:25,757 Out. Both of you, out. Go! Now! 1188 00:58:25,840 --> 00:58:26,989 No, you get out of my room. 1189 00:58:27,080 --> 00:58:30,516 No, no, I'm staying in your black room. These guys are leaving. 1190 00:58:30,600 --> 00:58:32,716 No, out the window, Pussy Riot! Way you came in! 1191 00:58:32,800 --> 00:58:34,074 -Out, now! -Holy shit! 1192 00:58:34,160 --> 00:58:35,594 Out! Out! 1193 00:58:36,040 --> 00:58:38,998 -You're literally crazy! -You're driving me crazy! 1194 00:58:39,080 --> 00:58:41,310 Oh, my God. What are you doing? 1195 00:58:41,400 --> 00:58:44,199 -You're acting like you're a psychopath. -Start the car. 1196 00:58:44,280 --> 00:58:47,671 What is going on in there? Lizzy, please, I said you're grounded. 1197 00:58:47,760 --> 00:58:50,320 Where are you going? -I'm calling my caseworker. 1198 00:58:50,400 --> 00:58:51,674 That's a good idea, huh? 1199 00:58:51,760 --> 00:58:54,752 Get CPS to come, make your little brother and sister pack up their court bears 1200 00:58:54,840 --> 00:58:57,275 and trash bags in the middle of the night and move them back to the Muskies? 1201 00:58:57,360 --> 00:58:59,158 -That'l be really good for them. -Better than you. 1202 00:58:59,240 --> 00:59:00,753 No! Not better than me! 1203 00:59:00,840 --> 00:59:02,990 I can't with you. Can you please deal with her, Pete? 1204 00:59:03,080 --> 00:59:05,594 -Hey, Lizzy, you're gonna-- We're really good people! 1205 00:59:05,680 --> 00:59:08,832 We just want to make a nice home for you. Is that so wrong? 1206 00:59:08,920 --> 00:59:11,594 You're just another white lady who wants to adopt little charity orphans 1207 00:59:11,680 --> 00:59:12,875 to make you feel good about yourself. 1208 00:59:12,960 --> 00:59:15,429 Pete, you tell her what my nationality is! Tell her! 1209 00:59:15,520 --> 00:59:16,635 Well, actually by blood she is 1210 00:59:16,720 --> 00:59:19,917 I'm one-eighth Comanche, okay? So I'm not that white! 1211 00:59:20,000 --> 00:59:21,957 And do [look like I feel good about myself right now? 1212 00:59:22,040 --> 00:59:23,838 Okay, then tell me! Please tell me! 1213 00:59:23,920 --> 00:59:26,878 Why did you suddenly feel the urge to get foster kids? 1214 00:59:27,520 --> 00:59:30,160 Because we... It was... I mean, I... 1215 00:59:30,240 --> 00:59:32,436 "Pete, please?" Exactly. No, I-- 1216 00:59:32,520 --> 00:59:33,715 Hey, you're not going anywhere. 1217 00:59:33,840 --> 00:59:36,229 Stop right there! I mean it. Don't open that door. 1218 00:59:36,320 --> 00:59:38,516 Hey! Do not get in that car, you hear me? 1219 00:59:40,000 --> 00:59:41,559 Don't shut that door, I mean it! 1220 00:59:42,520 --> 00:59:44,636 Good. Now can we just go inside so we can talk about this? 1221 00:59:44,720 --> 00:59:46,154 Juan, drop it right now! 1222 01:00:07,760 --> 01:00:08,989 What are you doing? Take it out! 1223 01:00:09,080 --> 01:00:10,718 No, better to leave it in till we get to the hospital. 1224 01:00:10,800 --> 01:00:12,632 You're okay. You're okay, buddy. We're here. 1225 01:00:12,720 --> 01:00:13,755 We're here. You're okay. 1226 01:00:14,360 --> 01:00:15,873 Stay stil. I got to wrap it up. 1227 01:00:15,960 --> 01:00:18,190 Relax. We'll get you there in one second, okay? 1228 01:00:19,120 --> 01:00:21,157 -Oh, honey, Juan is gonna be okay. Come on. 1229 01:00:26,000 --> 01:00:28,071 You know what? Tell the girls we need their car. Now! 1230 01:00:28,160 --> 01:00:30,197 Get out! Move your ass! Come on! 1231 01:00:31,920 --> 01:00:33,877 -I got you, buddy. I got you. -Get in, getin, getin. 1232 01:00:33,960 --> 01:00:34,870 I got you. 1233 01:00:35,360 --> 01:00:37,397 Seat belts on, everybody! Seat belts on. 1234 01:00:37,480 --> 01:00:39,039 You're a brave boy, you hear me? Look at me. 1235 01:00:39,120 --> 01:00:40,269 You're so brave. Yeah? 1236 01:00:40,360 --> 01:00:42,476 You're doing such a good job, buddy. We're right here. 1237 01:00:43,040 --> 01:00:45,316 Hello! Hey, help, please. 1238 01:00:45,400 --> 01:00:47,391 What happened? -He's got a nail in his foot. 1239 01:00:47,480 --> 01:00:49,153 I didn't want to take it out, justin case. 1240 01:00:49,240 --> 01:00:51,117 That was very smart. Put him right on this gurney. 1241 01:00:51,200 --> 01:00:52,270 Hey, buddy. 1242 01:00:52,360 --> 01:00:54,158 It's all right, buddy. We're here. 1243 01:00:54,240 --> 01:00:55,116 Are you the mother? 1244 01:00:55,200 --> 01:00:57,032 -Yes. Oh, I'm his foster mom. -Okay. 1245 01:00:57,120 --> 01:00:59,555 Right this way, Dad. Hey, buddy, what's your name? 1246 01:01:00,200 --> 01:01:02,589 Juan, we're gonna clean this off, give you a little anesthetic, 1247 01:01:02,720 --> 01:01:04,233 and then take this nail out. 1248 01:01:05,040 --> 01:01:07,475 Hold my hand. Its just gonna be alittle pinch, okay? Look at me. 1249 01:01:07,840 --> 01:01:10,309 Hold my hand, hold my hand. -Alittle bit of a sting. 1250 01:01:10,800 --> 01:01:12,074 Stop! Stop! 1251 01:01:12,160 --> 01:01:13,639 It's almost over. -That's it. 1252 01:01:13,720 --> 01:01:15,677 It's done! It's done. It's done. 1253 01:01:16,280 --> 01:01:18,237 I think we should take Lita to the lobby. 1254 01:01:18,360 --> 01:01:20,192 You want to go with her or stay here with Juan? 1255 01:01:22,760 --> 01:01:24,273 You take her. 1256 01:01:31,280 --> 01:01:32,634 -Come here. Hey, I'm right here. 1257 01:01:32,720 --> 01:01:33,994 He's okay. 1258 01:01:34,080 --> 01:01:35,593 You're so brave. 1259 01:01:37,000 --> 01:01:38,593 You're doing so good, buddy. 1260 01:01:41,440 --> 01:01:43,716 So he doesn't have to wear a cast or anything? 1261 01:01:43,800 --> 01:01:44,995 It's just stitches? -Yeah. 1262 01:01:45,080 --> 01:01:46,673 Well, that's good news. -Yeah. 1263 01:01:47,160 --> 01:01:49,674 And how did this happen? 1264 01:01:49,760 --> 01:01:51,159 It was my fault. I walked away, 1265 01:01:51,240 --> 01:01:53,470 and I left the gun there. Juan just picked it up. 1266 01:01:53,560 --> 01:01:56,234 No. It wasn't their fault. It was mine. 1267 01:01:56,320 --> 01:01:58,470 I was trying to leave in a car and I wasn't supposed to, 1268 01:01:58,560 --> 01:02:01,074 and then they got distracted, and then I yelled at Juan, 1269 01:02:01,160 --> 01:02:02,480 and he dropped the thing on his foot... 1270 01:02:02,560 --> 01:02:05,200 Sweetie, don't be ridiculous. I should never have left the nail gun there. 1271 01:02:05,280 --> 01:02:08,238 Pete, shut up! This is the kind of stuff they move kids for, okay? 1272 01:02:08,320 --> 01:02:09,958 It wasn't their fault. They didn't do anything. 1273 01:02:10,080 --> 01:02:11,957 I should be the one getting in trouble right now. 1274 01:02:12,080 --> 01:02:14,196 It's okay. Why don't you come on over here? 1275 01:02:14,280 --> 01:02:15,350 Excuse me. 1276 01:02:15,440 --> 01:02:18,239 And... let's talk about what happened. 1277 01:02:23,560 --> 01:02:26,473 So, nobody's being moved. 1278 01:02:36,040 --> 01:02:37,758 Hey. What's wrong? 1279 01:02:38,760 --> 01:02:41,195 Ihave no idea. I just woke up this morning and... 1280 01:02:41,920 --> 01:02:42,910 Damnit. 1281 01:02:43,680 --> 01:02:45,478 You know what? I think I can help. 1282 01:02:48,280 --> 01:02:49,475 I have a... 1283 01:02:50,240 --> 01:02:52,629 I have this really great detangler. You want me to...? 1284 01:02:54,600 --> 01:02:56,637 Sure, yeah. Yeah, whatever, yeah. 1285 01:02:56,720 --> 01:02:58,233 Okay, here. 1286 01:02:59,400 --> 01:03:02,631 Have a seat, and I'l... Yeah. 1287 01:03:03,160 --> 01:03:04,036 Okay. 1288 01:03:04,720 --> 01:03:07,519 “Wow, how'd this happen? -I don't know. 1289 01:03:07,600 --> 01:03:08,431 Yeah. 1290 01:03:08,520 --> 01:03:10,193 Just let me know if it pulls, okay? 1291 01:03:18,440 --> 01:03:20,397 Okay. That's good. 1292 01:03:21,120 --> 01:03:23,873 Better, yeah? “Wow. Yeah. Thank you. 1293 01:03:24,160 --> 01:03:26,197 Let me just smooth it out for you. 1294 01:03:57,160 --> 01:03:58,309 Thank you. 1295 01:03:59,840 --> 01:04:02,070 No problem. It's all gone. 1296 01:04:18,480 --> 01:04:20,198 -You all set? Yep. 1297 01:04:20,280 --> 01:04:22,351 -Hey, thanks for the lunch. No problem. 1298 01:04:25,560 --> 01:04:27,358 Is that that boy Jacob? 1299 01:04:27,440 --> 01:04:29,192 The one that just picked up that bit of trash? 1300 01:04:30,040 --> 01:04:32,953 -Don't freak out about it. No! Why would I freak out about it? 1301 01:04:33,400 --> 01:04:35,596 He looks like an artistic type, like you said. 1302 01:04:35,680 --> 01:04:37,273 -You think so? Definitely! 1303 01:04:37,760 --> 01:04:39,080 -Look at that face. -Yeah. 1304 01:04:39,160 --> 01:04:41,549 Conscientious. Picking up trash. 1305 01:04:41,640 --> 01:04:43,950 Yeah. Yeah, he is. Yeah. 1306 01:04:45,000 --> 01:04:46,354 Well, have a good day. 1307 01:04:46,800 --> 01:04:48,518 ~Thanks. You too. -Okay. 1308 01:04:48,920 --> 01:04:51,639 All right. Careful with your foot, Juan. Bye, Lita. 1309 01:04:52,240 --> 01:04:53,594 Well, did you see that? 1310 01:04:54,080 --> 01:04:55,957 Definitely starting to hate me a bit less, right? 1311 01:04:56,040 --> 01:04:56,996 Maybe. 1312 01:05:00,440 --> 01:05:02,272 Hi, Lizzy. -Hey, Charlie. 1313 01:05:04,280 --> 01:05:05,475 Hi, Jacob. 1314 01:05:06,600 --> 01:05:07,920 Wassup, baby girl? 1315 01:05:08,000 --> 01:05:10,071 Nothing. How you doing? 1316 01:05:10,880 --> 01:05:12,518 I'm good. Cleaning up your mess. 1317 01:05:16,120 --> 01:05:18,589 Well, why don't you get into school before you get me in trouble. 1318 01:05:19,000 --> 01:05:20,195 All right, fine. 1319 01:05:20,560 --> 01:05:21,914 -Text me. -Okay. 1320 01:05:32,920 --> 01:05:34,319 -Hey, hon. Hey. 1321 01:05:34,400 --> 01:05:36,596 -Hi. How's she doing? -She's good. 1322 01:05:37,400 --> 01:05:40,313 And check this out. I got here early, and Lizzy saw me, 1323 01:05:40,400 --> 01:05:43,233 and she came over, and just starts talking. 1324 01:05:43,560 --> 01:05:44,630 -To you? -Yeah! 1325 01:05:44,720 --> 01:05:47,997 Not, like, full-on gil talk, but not the usual silent treatment either. 1326 01:05:48,080 --> 01:05:49,514 She was telling me about that kid Jacob, 1327 01:05:49,600 --> 01:05:52,274 and how he doesn't say much so she can't tell if he likes her. 1328 01:05:52,360 --> 01:05:55,671 Next thing I know I'm in full mom mode, giving her advice, like, 1329 01:05:55,760 --> 01:05:58,718 "Well, sometimes with the quiet types you'll have to make the first move." 1330 01:05:58,800 --> 01:06:01,553 Wait. You said "make a move"? You told her to make a move on a boy? 1331 01:06:01,640 --> 01:06:04,234 This kid is harmless, baby. Trust me. 1332 01:06:04,320 --> 01:06:07,153 I'm thrilled she even likes him. I totally pegged her for the bad boys. 1333 01:06:09,240 --> 01:06:11,675 “What happened? -Juan broke Potato Chips. 1334 01:06:11,760 --> 01:06:14,229 Calm down. I'm gonna fix her, okay? Here you go. See? 1335 01:06:14,320 --> 01:06:16,197 Thanks, Daddy. 1336 01:06:18,680 --> 01:06:21,240 Did you hear that? I just got my first "Daddy"! 1337 01:06:21,320 --> 01:06:22,310 That's 1338 01:06:22,400 --> 01:06:23,390 You suck! 1339 01:06:23,480 --> 01:06:25,835 No fairl I want some of that. Hey, honey. 1340 01:06:25,960 --> 01:06:28,679 -Lita, can I help you with anything? Nope! 1341 01:06:28,760 --> 01:06:30,353 No, what? Are you talking to me? 1342 01:06:30,440 --> 01:06:31,794 Whoam I? Elie. 1343 01:06:31,880 --> 01:06:34,110 Juan. Buddy, come here! 1344 01:06:35,000 --> 01:06:35,910 Come here, Son. 1345 01:06:36,520 --> 01:06:39,080 How's your foot? You okay? You okay if I call you "Son"? 1346 01:06:39,160 --> 01:06:40,355 Sure. 1347 01:06:42,160 --> 01:06:43,639 “Where's Lizzy? Right there. See her? 1348 01:06:43,720 --> 01:06:44,869 Oh, yeah, she's right there. 1349 01:07:31,960 --> 01:07:33,951 She just comes out here, she takes all this stuff out, 1350 01:07:34,040 --> 01:07:36,600 and she can't bother with the one second it takes 1351 01:07:36,680 --> 01:07:39,115 to close a stupid door or put anything in the sink. 1352 01:07:39,240 --> 01:07:40,196 What happened? 1353 01:07:40,280 --> 01:07:42,999 found my hairbrush in the toilet this morning. 1354 01:07:43,120 --> 01:07:44,758 What? -I told you that wasn't me! 1355 01:07:44,840 --> 01:07:47,309 Of course it was you. I leftitin the bathroom for you! 1356 01:07:47,400 --> 01:07:49,118 Juan and Lita aren't even up yet. 1357 01:07:49,200 --> 01:07:51,396 I'm up now, Miss Noisy Pants. 1358 01:07:51,480 --> 01:07:52,959 I'm sorry, sweetie. 1359 01:07:53,040 --> 01:07:54,439 I thought we were really connecting. 1360 01:07:54,520 --> 01:07:57,831 I left it there for her with a nice little note, with hearts on it and stuff. 1361 01:07:57,920 --> 01:07:59,354 -Oh, my God. -I didn't do it. 1362 01:07:59,440 --> 01:08:00,669 Wow. Hello. “What is that? 1363 01:08:00,760 --> 01:08:02,831 You're wearing that? Are you going to a strip club? 1364 01:08:02,920 --> 01:08:05,275 Sorry I don't dress like an uptight douche like you. 1365 01:08:05,360 --> 01:08:06,953 No, no. You don't talk to my wife like that! 1366 01:08:07,040 --> 01:08:08,235 This is from Ann Taylor. Loft! 1367 01:08:08,320 --> 01:08:10,630 You know what? Go put some clothes on, a lot of them, 1368 01:08:10,720 --> 01:08:12,518 then get in my truck. I'm driving you this morning. 1369 01:08:12,600 --> 01:08:15,114 Oh, my God! You guys are so annoying! 1370 01:08:15,200 --> 01:08:18,033 -Change the clothes. It's not that big of a deal. 1371 01:08:18,120 --> 01:08:19,758 Hey. -Do I dress like a douche? 1372 01:08:19,840 --> 01:08:21,717 No. Make sure she gets down to my truck. 1373 01:08:21,800 --> 01:08:23,871 -Bye, Daddy. Bye, sweetie. 1374 01:08:31,400 --> 01:08:33,038 Oh, my goodness. 1375 01:08:36,800 --> 01:08:38,871 Hey, what's that? Oh! 1376 01:08:39,400 --> 01:08:40,629 Owl 1377 01:08:45,760 --> 01:08:46,955 You okay? 1378 01:08:47,720 --> 01:08:48,676 That's a shame. 1379 01:08:56,960 --> 01:08:58,553 What are we doing here? 1380 01:08:58,640 --> 01:08:59,835 Let's go. 1381 01:09:00,280 --> 01:09:02,396 I'm gonna be late for school, you know. 1382 01:09:06,320 --> 01:09:07,469 Come on. 1383 01:09:07,560 --> 01:09:10,279 Okay. So you're punishing me with manual labor. 1384 01:09:10,360 --> 01:09:13,591 -I've worked harder than you've ever... -Yeah, I know, you're a badass. 1385 01:09:13,680 --> 01:09:14,954 This isn't a punishment, okay? 1386 01:09:15,040 --> 01:09:18,192 Hey! I'm Stewart. You probably... 1387 01:09:18,280 --> 01:09:19,918 You... What's up? 1388 01:09:20,000 --> 01:09:22,514 Stewart. Don't ever talk to her again, okay? 1389 01:09:22,600 --> 01:09:25,274 -As a matter of fact, go to lunch. It's 8:15. 1390 01:09:26,880 --> 01:09:28,871 Okay. Lunchitis. 1391 01:09:29,600 --> 01:09:30,954 Come on. 1392 01:09:33,840 --> 01:09:35,592 -Put these on. What? 1393 01:09:35,680 --> 01:09:37,159 Just put them on. 1394 01:09:37,240 --> 01:09:39,356 Lizzy, I know you're angry. 1395 01:09:39,440 --> 01:09:41,033 At us, at the world. 1396 01:09:41,120 --> 01:09:42,599 Maybe at yourself a little bit. 1397 01:09:42,680 --> 01:09:44,193 I don't know, and you're not talking. 1398 01:09:44,280 --> 01:09:47,352 Truth is, when I'm pissed I don't like to talk about it, either. 1399 01:09:47,440 --> 01:09:48,999 But you know what I do like to do? 1400 01:09:51,080 --> 01:09:52,400 I like to break shit. 1401 01:09:52,480 --> 01:09:53,879 Really? 1402 01:09:55,000 --> 01:09:56,399 Anything in this room. 1403 01:09:57,960 --> 01:09:59,359 -Swing away. -Okay. 1404 01:10:04,000 --> 01:10:05,798 How'd that feel? It felt good! 1405 01:10:05,880 --> 01:10:07,871 -Feels good? I told you. -Yeah. 1406 01:10:10,080 --> 01:10:13,118 Don't waste it, all right? I want you to do me a favor. 1407 01:10:13,600 --> 01:10:16,672 I need you to think about something that really pisses you off. 1408 01:10:16,760 --> 01:10:17,750 -You got it? -I gotit 1409 01:10:17,840 --> 01:10:18,910 -Are you sure? - got it. 1410 01:10:19,000 --> 01:10:20,593 Let's see it. Bust that shit up. 1411 01:10:21,760 --> 01:10:22,875 Yes! 1412 01:10:22,960 --> 01:10:25,110 -There you go. You like that? -Yeah, that was good. 1413 01:10:25,240 --> 01:10:26,230 All right, come on. 1414 01:10:29,720 --> 01:10:31,552 There we go. Yes! 1415 01:10:48,080 --> 01:10:50,037 Double shot! 1416 01:10:59,560 --> 01:11:00,550 You like that? 1417 01:11:02,920 --> 01:11:04,354 That was cool. 1418 01:11:13,280 --> 01:11:15,157 So no school today, huh? 1419 01:11:15,240 --> 01:11:16,753 Pete took me to the house you're flipping. 1420 01:11:17,520 --> 01:11:19,238 We did some demo work. 1421 01:11:19,320 --> 01:11:20,435 That's cool. 1422 01:11:20,520 --> 01:11:22,431 Hey, hey, come on. 1423 01:11:24,960 --> 01:11:27,110 About that hairbrush... 1424 01:11:30,280 --> 01:11:33,511 My mom used to brush my hair, 1425 01:11:34,480 --> 01:11:36,357 and I don't know, I'm sorry. 1426 01:11:36,440 --> 01:11:38,750 It's okay. I'm sorry too. 1427 01:11:38,840 --> 01:11:42,435 -No, you have no reason to be sorry. No, I'm really sorry. 1428 01:11:49,960 --> 01:11:51,030 Al right. 1429 01:11:51,160 --> 01:11:52,958 I'm gonna go clean up. 1430 01:11:53,040 --> 01:11:54,758 Hairbrush is in the toilet, if you need it. 1431 01:11:57,080 --> 01:11:57,911 Good one. 1432 01:12:02,560 --> 01:12:04,153 Thank you. 1433 01:12:18,680 --> 01:12:20,557 You wanna rotate like this, okay? 1434 01:12:21,920 --> 01:12:24,673 Juan hit me! 1435 01:12:28,200 --> 01:12:29,838 Oh, no. Oh, God! 1436 01:12:34,160 --> 01:12:36,834 Hey, number three, where's your mother? 1437 01:12:37,520 --> 01:12:39,989 -I'm okay. -Okay. 1438 01:12:40,080 --> 01:12:41,309 I didn't hit her! 1439 01:12:41,400 --> 01:12:44,995 -Juan, where did you put my phone? -I didn't take your phone! No, I didn't! 1440 01:13:13,800 --> 01:13:15,234 Al ight! First ty! 1441 01:13:43,720 --> 01:13:44,755 There you go. 1442 01:13:44,840 --> 01:13:46,592 Dad, Dad, Dad! 1443 01:13:47,680 --> 01:13:49,079 There you go, Juan. 1444 01:13:51,640 --> 01:13:52,630 Oh, gosh. 1445 01:13:52,720 --> 01:13:54,870 Spit it out, spitit out! 1446 01:13:54,960 --> 01:13:56,598 Here, water! -No, we need ice! 1447 01:13:56,680 --> 01:13:58,273 Water, water. Here. 1448 01:14:12,080 --> 01:14:13,229 Hey. 1449 01:14:13,960 --> 01:14:15,359 Hey, buddy. 1450 01:14:17,080 --> 01:14:19,037 Hey, hey, hey. 1451 01:14:19,440 --> 01:14:22,910 Hey. It's okay, sweetie. Did you have a bad dream? 1452 01:14:23,000 --> 01:14:24,229 -Yeah. Yeah? 1453 01:14:24,320 --> 01:14:27,199 You're okay. You're safe and sound in your bed. You're good. 1454 01:14:32,920 --> 01:14:34,354 Good night, buddy. 1455 01:14:38,480 --> 01:14:40,312 Good night, Mommy. 1456 01:14:44,080 --> 01:14:45,070 What? 1457 01:14:46,640 --> 01:14:48,153 What did you say? 1458 01:14:49,080 --> 01:14:50,832 Juan, what did you say? 1459 01:14:51,160 --> 01:14:53,231 Did you say something, Juan? 1460 01:14:54,080 --> 01:14:55,593 Hey, Juan, what did you say? 1461 01:14:55,720 --> 01:14:56,710 Juan! 1462 01:14:58,120 --> 01:14:58,996 Juan! 1463 01:14:59,480 --> 01:15:00,959 Did you say something? Juan! 1464 01:15:01,600 --> 01:15:02,590 Juan, what did you say? 1465 01:15:03,120 --> 01:15:04,235 Juan! 1466 01:15:07,760 --> 01:15:09,159 Oh, my God. 1467 01:15:12,960 --> 01:15:14,394 Good night, buddy. 1468 01:15:30,200 --> 01:15:31,952 -Hey. Hey! 1469 01:15:32,560 --> 01:15:35,029 “Wow, it's looking good. You like it? 1470 01:15:35,120 --> 01:15:38,158 I put the storage at the end of the island, like you suggested. 1471 01:15:38,240 --> 01:15:40,356 Oh, hey, yeah, yeah, yeah. 1472 01:15:40,440 --> 01:15:42,636 -Great idea, by the way. -It's awesome. 1473 01:15:42,720 --> 01:15:44,677 “Why don't you help us hang some tile? -Yeah. 1474 01:15:46,200 --> 01:15:47,634 No, I... 1475 01:15:48,480 --> 01:15:50,198 So, there's... 1476 01:15:51,240 --> 01:15:55,029 There's something I'd like to do and I was hoping I'd get your help setting it up. 1477 01:15:55,120 --> 01:15:57,475 -Sure. What are we setting up? -Of course. Anything. 1478 01:15:57,560 --> 01:16:00,632 So Iwas talking to Karen and Sharon, 1479 01:16:01,040 --> 01:16:02,838 and they... 1480 01:16:03,200 --> 01:16:06,750 My mom got out a few months ago, so... 1481 01:16:07,240 --> 01:16:08,719 And haven't seen her. 1482 01:16:08,800 --> 01:16:10,711 I was hoping I could see her. 1483 01:16:11,560 --> 01:16:13,392 -Yeah, sure. -Yeah, of course. 1484 01:16:13,480 --> 01:16:15,198 I mean, that's... 1485 01:16:15,280 --> 01:16:17,032 Cool. Thanks. 1486 01:16:17,120 --> 01:16:18,838 -Yeah. It's cool. Great. 1487 01:16:19,560 --> 01:16:21,153 -Okay. -Thanks. 1488 01:16:22,120 --> 01:16:22,951 You... 1489 01:16:25,760 --> 01:16:28,673 ['l just wait outside. Okay. 1490 01:16:40,120 --> 01:16:40,996 Mom! 1491 01:16:47,160 --> 01:16:48,673 Hi. 1492 01:16:48,760 --> 01:16:50,114 Hi, Mom. 1493 01:16:54,720 --> 01:16:56,677 Juan, Lita. 1494 01:16:56,760 --> 01:16:58,831 Hey, Juan, Lita, come on! 1495 01:17:00,040 --> 01:17:01,360 Come on. 1496 01:17:01,840 --> 01:17:03,319 What's wrong? Come on. 1497 01:17:03,400 --> 01:17:06,040 I want to stay with Mom. 1498 01:17:06,120 --> 01:17:07,758 Your mommy's over there. 1499 01:17:07,840 --> 01:17:09,717 -It's okay, sweetheart, -It's okay, honey. 1500 01:17:09,800 --> 01:17:11,552 “We'll go with you. We're right here. 1501 01:17:11,640 --> 01:17:13,870 “We'll walk together. -Come on. 1502 01:17:17,920 --> 01:17:19,433 Slow down. 1503 01:17:20,200 --> 01:17:23,352 Oh, my babies, you got so big! 1504 01:17:23,440 --> 01:17:24,999 Come, mi amor. 1505 01:17:26,320 --> 01:17:28,550 Hi, I'm Sue. I'm Carla's caseworker. 1506 01:17:28,640 --> 01:17:31,154 -You must be Pete and Ellie? -Yeah, I'm Pete. Hi. 1507 01:17:32,880 --> 01:17:34,712 Hey. I'm Ellie. 1508 01:17:34,800 --> 01:17:37,440 -This is Carla. She's... ~Their mom. 1509 01:17:39,000 --> 01:17:40,957 Hi. I'm Ellie. Nice to meet you. 1510 01:17:42,600 --> 01:17:44,079 I'm Pete. 1511 01:17:46,320 --> 01:17:49,870 Hey, I wanted to say thank you for watching them while I was... 1512 01:17:49,960 --> 01:17:51,189 Na problem. 1513 01:17:51,280 --> 01:17:54,955 They've been doing great. Juan started playing piano, right, buddy? 1514 01:17:55,040 --> 01:17:56,997 And Lita just got 100 on her last spelling test, 1515 01:17:57,080 --> 01:17:58,753 and Lizzy's soccer team is undefeated. 1516 01:17:58,840 --> 01:18:00,990 All right, so you guys gonna pick us up at 4:00? 1517 01:18:03,160 --> 01:18:03,991 Okay. 1518 01:18:04,680 --> 01:18:06,830 “Well see you in a bit. -Yeah, we'll be back. 1519 01:18:06,920 --> 01:18:09,434 “We'll be back soon. Bye, guys. Nice to meet you. 1520 01:18:20,360 --> 01:18:21,509 You okay? 1521 01:18:22,400 --> 01:18:23,549 "Thanks for watching them"? 1522 01:18:23,640 --> 01:18:26,314 Like we've just been fricking babysitting for five months? 1523 01:18:26,960 --> 01:18:28,917 She's just not what I pictured at all. 1524 01:18:29,000 --> 01:18:30,229 She's... 1525 01:18:30,320 --> 01:18:32,152 She kind of looks normal. 1526 01:18:32,600 --> 01:18:35,672 I feel bad, like we're breaking up a family. 1527 01:18:35,760 --> 01:18:37,990 We didn't take her kids, Ellie. 1528 01:18:38,080 --> 01:18:39,878 The courts did. And don't forget why. 1529 01:18:39,960 --> 01:18:42,395 Those kids were living like feral cats ina crack house. 1530 01:18:42,480 --> 01:18:45,313 I know, I know, but she kind of... 1531 01:18:45,800 --> 01:18:46,790 She looks okay. 1532 01:18:46,880 --> 01:18:49,269 I mean, Sharon said she's been clean for four months. 1533 01:18:49,360 --> 01:18:52,159 Yeah, she got clean because she was in jail, Ellie. 1534 01:18:54,440 --> 01:18:56,317 Look at the way Lizzy's looking at her. 1535 01:18:58,760 --> 01:19:00,671 She's still her mom. 1536 01:19:01,440 --> 01:19:02,874 We didn't take her kids, Ellie. 1537 01:19:05,760 --> 01:19:07,433 So I said, "Young lady, 1538 01:19:07,520 --> 01:19:10,831 we hear about you throwing food in the cafeteria one more time, 1539 01:19:10,920 --> 01:19:12,752 and you're gonna have a couple of lunch dates." 1540 01:19:13,800 --> 01:19:15,996 Next day, the behavior continued. 1541 01:19:16,640 --> 01:19:19,712 So we went to the school and joined her in the cafeteria. 1542 01:19:20,320 --> 01:19:23,438 Chattin' up all her middle school BFFs. 1543 01:19:23,520 --> 01:19:26,831 I walked them through some of my better bird-watching stories. 1544 01:19:26,920 --> 01:19:28,718 They were completely uninterested. 1545 01:19:28,800 --> 01:19:31,394 But that food throwing has stopped! 1546 01:19:34,080 --> 01:19:35,593 Would you like to share your news? 1547 01:19:35,680 --> 01:19:37,239 About the couch fire? 1548 01:19:37,840 --> 01:19:41,310 No. About your .26 hearing. 1549 01:19:41,400 --> 01:19:42,390 Yes. 1550 01:19:44,200 --> 01:19:47,033 The court has legally cleared us... 1551 01:19:49,880 --> 01:19:51,200 to adopt. 1552 01:19:52,760 --> 01:19:55,479 To adopt Tina and Ryan! 1553 01:19:55,600 --> 01:19:56,590 Yay! 1554 01:19:56,680 --> 01:19:57,875 That is so great. 1555 01:19:57,960 --> 01:19:59,792 Congratulations, guys. I'm so happy for you. 1556 01:20:02,560 --> 01:20:05,552 That is such great news. I'm so happy for both of you. 1557 01:20:06,320 --> 01:20:08,709 And next we have Pete and Ellie. 1558 01:20:11,560 --> 01:20:12,709 Well, 1559 01:20:13,240 --> 01:20:17,313 you know, our kids have, what, had now, four visits with their birth mom? 1560 01:20:17,760 --> 01:20:20,957 And every time they do, they're just crazy for a few days after. 1561 01:20:24,840 --> 01:20:25,636 Holy... 1562 01:20:25,720 --> 01:20:29,076 And just when things finally start to feel normal again, 1563 01:20:29,160 --> 01:20:30,230 they have another visit. 1564 01:20:30,320 --> 01:20:33,711 Yeah, we just feel so rejected. 1565 01:20:35,680 --> 01:20:37,671 And I'know this probably makes me a really bad person, 1566 01:20:37,760 --> 01:20:41,515 but I just keep wishing that their mom would go back to prison. 1567 01:20:41,600 --> 01:20:43,193 You're not a bad person. 1568 01:20:43,280 --> 01:20:45,874 When someone does terrible things tothe children we love, 1569 01:20:45,960 --> 01:20:48,031 it's not easy to find empathy for them, 1570 01:20:48,120 --> 01:20:50,555 but we have to try, people. 1571 01:20:50,640 --> 01:20:51,835 Whatever happens, 1572 01:20:51,920 --> 01:20:54,389 the time that your kids spent with you 1573 01:20:54,480 --> 01:20:56,756 made a big difference in their lives. 1574 01:20:56,840 --> 01:20:59,639 Yeah, I know, but then we're just supposed to... 1575 01:21:00,840 --> 01:21:02,069 Wait. 1576 01:21:02,160 --> 01:21:04,549 -Did you say "made" a difference? -Yeah, she did. 1577 01:21:04,640 --> 01:21:06,278 We'll talk after. 1578 01:21:06,360 --> 01:21:08,795 No. She said "made". That's past tense. There's a difference. 1579 01:21:08,880 --> 01:21:10,678 I wanna know what's going on, Karen. 1580 01:21:12,000 --> 01:21:13,399 Well... 1581 01:21:14,880 --> 01:21:18,555 Since Lizzy's mom has been keeping up with her reunification steps... 1582 01:21:19,600 --> 01:21:23,673 the judge changed your .26 hearing to a Change of Circumstances hearing 1583 01:21:23,760 --> 01:21:27,594 where he'll decide if the kids are ready to reunite. 1584 01:21:28,080 --> 01:21:29,514 Nice. 1585 01:21:29,600 --> 01:21:30,999 Really nice. 1586 01:21:31,640 --> 01:21:32,914 No, this is... 1587 01:21:34,520 --> 01:21:35,840 You weren't gonna share that with us? 1588 01:21:35,920 --> 01:21:37,911 We've been dealing with all of this shit! 1589 01:21:38,000 --> 01:21:41,118 I mean, the tantrums, the messes, the attitude. 1590 01:21:41,200 --> 01:21:44,113 I have played 150 games of Candy Land with Lita. 1591 01:21:44,200 --> 01:21:45,634 You ever play fricking Candy Land? 1592 01:21:45,720 --> 01:21:47,358 It's brutal! It's very dull. 1593 01:21:47,440 --> 01:21:49,511 We're making connections. Okay? 1594 01:21:49,600 --> 01:21:51,113 I just taught Lita how to ride a bike, 1595 01:21:51,200 --> 01:21:53,555 Juan and I bonded over Rocky II. 1596 01:21:53,640 --> 01:21:55,313 And now Mom's ready to reunite? 1597 01:21:55,960 --> 01:21:57,871 Pete, Elli... 1598 01:21:57,960 --> 01:21:59,678 I understand your frustration. 1599 01:22:00,280 --> 01:22:04,478 But we all need to keep in mind that until the kids are adopted, 1600 01:22:04,560 --> 01:22:09,236 the primary goal of the system is family preservation. 1601 01:22:10,480 --> 01:22:13,040 -And what about preserving our family? -Yeah. 1602 01:22:13,120 --> 01:22:15,191 Nothing has been decided yet. 1603 01:22:19,360 --> 01:22:22,159 All right, October, that leaves you. 1604 01:22:22,240 --> 01:22:25,312 Well, I have gotten a placement. 1605 01:22:25,800 --> 01:22:30,351 He is 14 and does play JV basketball. 1606 01:22:30,760 --> 01:22:32,194 Buthe is 572". 1607 01:22:32,280 --> 01:22:35,193 And white, with red hair. 1608 01:22:35,280 --> 01:22:38,989 Absolutely no fundamentals whatsoever. 1609 01:22:39,080 --> 01:22:41,799 I get it. My problems seem stupid now. 1610 01:22:41,880 --> 01:22:44,349 Why do I always have to go last? 1611 01:22:45,320 --> 01:22:46,469 Stop. 1612 01:22:46,560 --> 01:22:48,517 Okay. I know. Its... 1613 01:22:49,000 --> 01:22:50,911 It's very unprofessional. 1614 01:23:00,800 --> 01:23:03,155 This is the opposite of a support group. 1615 01:23:05,160 --> 01:23:06,639 What am I gonna look like? 1616 01:23:06,720 --> 01:23:09,997 You're gonna look like a beautiful princess. 1617 01:23:11,040 --> 01:23:12,633 Do I look like a flower? 1618 01:23:12,720 --> 01:23:14,996 Hey. Hey, buddy. 1619 01:23:15,080 --> 01:23:17,674 “Mom. Hey, kids. -Oh! Hi, honey! 1620 01:23:17,760 --> 01:23:18,795 Hey. 1621 01:23:18,880 --> 01:23:22,077 Mom! No, it's totally washable. 1622 01:23:22,160 --> 01:23:24,037 ts... -That's a Sharpie. 1623 01:23:25,040 --> 01:23:27,156 Oh, yeah. Oh, dear. 1624 01:23:27,240 --> 01:23:28,230 Mom. 1625 01:23:28,320 --> 01:23:30,834 Can you please get off the counter, honey? It's dangerous. 1626 01:23:31,400 --> 01:23:33,789 How was care group? -So much fun. 1627 01:23:33,880 --> 01:23:36,315 Hey, hey, hey. We have news. 1628 01:23:36,400 --> 01:23:38,630 -You're pregnant? -Oh, my God! 1629 01:23:38,720 --> 01:23:40,791 Why are you doing this to me? -'m sorry. No? 1630 01:23:40,880 --> 01:23:42,837 It's okay. No. Just tell them. 1631 01:23:42,920 --> 01:23:43,876 -Yeah? Uh-huh. 1632 01:23:43,960 --> 01:23:44,791 Okay. 1633 01:23:44,880 --> 01:23:48,669 We are going to adopt through foster care, just like you guys! 1634 01:23:48,760 --> 01:23:51,115 I mean, we did not get it at first, 1635 01:23:51,200 --> 01:23:55,080 and then we met yours and saw what a wonderful choice it was. 1636 01:23:55,160 --> 01:23:57,071 Hell of a lot cheaper than in-vitro too. 1637 01:23:57,160 --> 01:24:01,233 Which is not the reason, but it's a reason, if you're weighing factors. 1638 01:24:01,320 --> 01:24:03,277 And we start classes next week! 1639 01:24:03,760 --> 01:24:05,319 What do you guys think? 1640 01:24:07,840 --> 01:24:09,194 I think... 1641 01:24:10,000 --> 01:24:12,514 I think I have to take a crap. 1642 01:24:13,200 --> 01:24:15,157 That's not the reaction we were looking for on that. 1643 01:24:15,240 --> 01:24:16,992 She's jealous! 1644 01:24:17,080 --> 01:24:19,310 Hey! -Oh, my God! What are you doing? 1645 01:24:19,400 --> 01:24:22,074 What's going on? -Please give this to me. Lizzy! 1646 01:24:22,200 --> 01:24:23,998 -You're not allowed to take my phone! What's she doing? 1647 01:24:24,120 --> 01:24:26,270 God! She's taking naked selfies in the bathroom! 1648 01:24:26,360 --> 01:24:28,749 -She's taking naked seffies of herself? -What're you doing to my phone? 1649 01:24:28,840 --> 01:24:31,912 Deleting everything here! Delete, delete, delete. 1650 01:24:32,000 --> 01:24:33,752 How many photos did you take? What's wrong with you? 1651 01:24:33,880 --> 01:24:35,632 Everyone does it! It's no big deal! 1652 01:24:35,720 --> 01:24:37,040 It's a big huge giant deal! 1653 01:24:37,120 --> 01:24:39,316 Fifteen-year-old girls should never be naked, ever! 1654 01:24:39,400 --> 01:24:42,791 -Can you take the door? -Don't read my texts! Open the doar! 1655 01:24:42,880 --> 01:24:45,872 "If you don't show me something soon, I might lose interest." 1656 01:24:45,960 --> 01:24:48,520 “What? Who is this person, Lizzy? -Open the door! 1657 01:24:48,600 --> 01:24:51,956 Oh, no. No, no, no. Dick pic! There's a dick pic! 1658 01:24:52,600 --> 01:24:55,035 Come on, kids, we are going in the living room. 1659 01:24:55,120 --> 01:24:56,838 Is this that kid Jacob you were talking about? 1660 01:24:56,920 --> 01:24:59,719 That sweet kid from school is sending you photos of his beeswax? 1661 01:24:59,800 --> 01:25:01,871 Jesus, that is a trout! 1662 01:25:01,960 --> 01:25:03,155 Get out of here! 1663 01:25:03,240 --> 01:25:05,390 Lizzy! -Get out here now! 1664 01:25:07,520 --> 01:25:09,830 Give me the phone! Let go! 1665 01:25:10,560 --> 01:25:11,994 This is not cool, Lizzy! 1666 01:25:12,080 --> 01:25:14,799 I don't have to listen to you anymore, Pretend Mom! 1667 01:25:28,480 --> 01:25:30,232 Still think it's a wonderful choice? 1668 01:25:31,200 --> 01:25:33,840 Our foster kids aren't gonna act like that. That's on you guys. 1669 01:25:34,640 --> 01:25:37,473 What exactly is a dick pic? 1670 01:25:37,560 --> 01:25:39,039 What do you think it is, Mom? 1671 01:25:39,120 --> 01:25:41,430 Wild guess. Dick. Pic. 1672 01:25:42,680 --> 01:25:46,719 You know, honey, when I had... times like this, 1673 01:25:46,800 --> 01:25:48,950 I had to search myself 1674 01:25:49,080 --> 01:25:51,037 and remember... 1675 01:25:52,040 --> 01:25:55,715 why I became a mother in the first place. 1676 01:25:56,280 --> 01:25:58,191 And that was helpful. 1677 01:26:01,320 --> 01:26:04,597 Is this that kid Jacob's house? Is that where we're going? 1678 01:26:05,040 --> 01:26:05,871 Just calm down, okay? 1679 01:26:05,960 --> 01:26:07,951 Please tell me where we are. I don't want to get arrested. 1680 01:26:08,040 --> 01:26:10,429 Will you just trust me? Come on. 1681 01:26:18,760 --> 01:26:19,989 -Hi. Hey. 1682 01:26:20,080 --> 01:26:23,789 I don't know if you guys remember us, Pete and Ellie from foster orientation? 1683 01:26:23,880 --> 01:26:25,837 -Oh, yeah. -Hi. How you doing? 1684 01:26:26,440 --> 01:26:29,159 What can we do for you? 1685 01:26:29,240 --> 01:26:31,709 So now she wants to come back and be Mommy again. 1686 01:26:31,800 --> 01:26:33,632 And it looks like she's got a real shot. 1687 01:26:33,720 --> 01:26:35,950 I mean, Lizzy, she's treating us like we're the enemy. 1688 01:26:36,040 --> 01:26:37,633 So now we don't know what the hell to do. 1689 01:26:38,080 --> 01:26:40,469 So [just thought, I mean, your daughter turned out so great. 1690 01:26:40,560 --> 01:26:41,880 Is she up there studying? 1691 01:26:41,960 --> 01:26:43,678 Hey, Brenda, you gonna come down? 1692 01:26:43,800 --> 01:26:47,589 I thought maybe we could speak with her, and she'd get us pumped up like before. 1693 01:26:47,720 --> 01:26:50,951 Is that a possibility? -Yeah, that'd be great. She was amazing. 1694 01:26:51,040 --> 01:26:52,917 We could use a pep talk right now. 1695 01:26:54,080 --> 01:26:57,596 Brenda is... back in rehab. 1696 01:26:57,680 --> 01:27:00,672 -Excuse me, what? -We caught her using a couple months ago. 1697 01:27:01,320 --> 01:27:02,754 Are you shitting me right now? 1698 01:27:02,840 --> 01:27:05,559 Her inspirational, heartwarming, goddamn speech 1699 01:27:05,640 --> 01:27:08,678 is the reason we signed up for this shit show in the first place! 1700 01:27:08,760 --> 01:27:10,319 Now you're telling me she's back on... 1701 01:27:10,840 --> 01:27:12,638 You listen to me, crazy woman! 1702 01:27:12,720 --> 01:27:14,631 Brenda has struggled with substance abuse 1703 01:27:14,720 --> 01:27:17,553 ever since her mother's boyfriend started her on meth when she was 11. 1704 01:27:17,640 --> 01:27:19,233 Sometimes she stumbles. 1705 01:27:19,320 --> 01:27:20,435 But she is a good kid, 1706 01:27:20,520 --> 01:27:23,399 and she's in there doing the work, getting herself clean. 1707 01:27:23,480 --> 01:27:25,437 So you don't know what's gonna happen. 1708 01:27:25,520 --> 01:27:26,749 And this has you feeling what? 1709 01:27:26,840 --> 01:27:29,229 Frustrated? Scared? Lost? Is that it? 1710 01:27:30,640 --> 01:27:35,350 Yes! I'm a little afraid to say anything, but yes, that's basically how we feel. 1711 01:27:35,440 --> 01:27:38,478 That's how your children feel every day of their lives. 1712 01:27:39,120 --> 01:27:40,679 When you took this on, 1713 01:27:40,760 --> 01:27:44,640 you felt good about yourself because you knew that it mattered, right? 1714 01:27:45,160 --> 01:27:46,992 Well, guess what. 1715 01:27:47,480 --> 01:27:50,632 Things that matter are hard. 1716 01:27:51,520 --> 01:27:54,558 Now I know where Brenda gets her inspiring speech thing. 1717 01:27:54,640 --> 01:27:57,154 Listen, guys, right now, you're all they've got. 1718 01:27:57,240 --> 01:28:01,234 So your job is to keep them safe, whether they want you to or not. 1719 01:28:01,320 --> 01:28:02,719 Wow. 1720 01:28:03,280 --> 01:28:04,554 He's got t too. 1721 01:28:06,160 --> 01:28:08,629 That was incredible. Thank you. 1722 01:28:08,760 --> 01:28:13,391 -I'm so sorry that I blew up at you. -I'm sorry I slapped you! 1723 01:28:13,480 --> 01:28:15,471 I know! That was crazy! 1724 01:28:15,600 --> 01:28:17,398 I know. I apologize. 1725 01:28:17,520 --> 01:28:18,999 It was good. I needed it. 1726 01:28:19,080 --> 01:28:20,673 I haven't been slapped for a long time. 1727 01:28:20,760 --> 01:28:23,354 It was a bit aggressive. It was a little bit out of line. 1728 01:28:23,440 --> 01:28:24,999 Well, you were, honey. 1729 01:28:25,080 --> 01:28:27,071 All right, honey, we gotta go. 1730 01:28:27,160 --> 01:28:29,151 We gotta get going. -Take care. 1731 01:28:29,280 --> 01:28:30,873 Thank you. 1732 01:28:30,960 --> 01:28:33,600 You're on Facebook, right? [1l find you. Okay! 1733 01:28:33,680 --> 01:28:36,115 Bye! Bye! Thank you! 1734 01:28:36,200 --> 01:28:37,315 Bye. 1735 01:28:37,400 --> 01:28:40,040 Let's get in the house right away, really quick. 1736 01:28:51,120 --> 01:28:53,714 -Okay, you're all set. Bye, Lizzy. 1737 01:28:53,800 --> 01:28:55,871 Bye, Lizzy. Have a great day. 1738 01:28:57,560 --> 01:28:59,233 All right, look, you drop them off. 1739 01:28:59,320 --> 01:29:01,709 I'm gonna find this Jacob kid and get to the bottom of this, okay? 1740 01:29:01,800 --> 01:29:02,870 -Okay. 01:29:04,951 Wait, Pete, that's him! 1742 01:29:05,040 --> 01:29:08,032 Him? That redhead kid right there? The kid with the soup can for a...? 1743 01:29:08,120 --> 01:29:09,190 Come on. I'm getting him. 1744 01:29:10,240 --> 01:29:12,709 You! Dick pic! Hey! 1745 01:29:12,800 --> 01:29:14,074 “Hey! -Hey! Excuse me. 1746 01:29:14,200 --> 01:29:16,430 What's up, man? Wanted to catch a fade, huh? 1747 01:29:16,520 --> 01:29:17,396 Dick pic! 1748 01:29:17,480 --> 01:29:20,393 Think it's okay? Sending pictures of your knob to a 15-year-old girl? 1749 01:29:20,480 --> 01:29:22,756 You're lucky I don't end your life right now, carrot top. 1750 01:29:22,840 --> 01:29:23,910 I saw what you wrote to her. 1751 01:29:24,000 --> 01:29:26,037 "If you don't show me something, I'm gonna lose interest.” 1752 01:29:26,120 --> 01:29:28,714 That's actually sexual assault, young man. It's disgusting! 1753 01:29:29,560 --> 01:29:31,949 Not such a big man now, are you? Come on, whip it out! 1754 01:29:32,040 --> 01:29:34,156 Show everybody those big shaved plums you're so proud of! 1755 01:29:34,240 --> 01:29:37,039 We're gonna call your mom, tell the principal and maybe even call the police. 1756 01:29:37,120 --> 01:29:39,760 What do you think of that, Jacob? -My name's not Jacob! 1757 01:29:40,360 --> 01:29:41,998 -What? -My name is Charlie. 1758 01:29:43,560 --> 01:29:45,392 -I thought you said his name was Jacob. -Really? 1759 01:29:45,920 --> 01:29:47,831 And my plums aren't shaved 1760 01:29:48,360 --> 01:29:49,156 or big. 1761 01:29:50,840 --> 01:29:54,117 I'm so sorry. Oh, God. I'm so sorry, honey. 1762 01:29:54,240 --> 01:29:56,800 Come on, buddy, suck it up. It's a little snafu, okay? 1763 01:29:56,880 --> 01:29:58,598 Come on. Give me a hug, Charlie. 1764 01:29:58,680 --> 01:30:00,432 All right, look at me. 1765 01:30:00,520 --> 01:30:02,158 Do you happen to know anybody named Jacob 1766 01:30:02,240 --> 01:30:04,470 who might be hanging around with our daughter, Lizzy Viara? 1767 01:30:06,240 --> 01:30:08,629 The janitor? The adult-ass janitor? 1768 01:30:08,720 --> 01:30:10,233 -Oh, my God. -Come on, let's get the janitor. 1769 01:30:10,320 --> 01:30:12,596 Hey, I'm so sorry about this. -Ellie, come on! 1770 01:30:12,680 --> 01:30:13,795 Thank you so much! 1771 01:30:13,880 --> 01:30:15,075 He didn't do any of that. 1772 01:30:15,160 --> 01:30:16,480 -Come on, Ellie. -He didn't do any of it! 1773 01:30:16,560 --> 01:30:18,870 -Hurry up! -'m so srry, Charlie! 1774 01:30:18,960 --> 01:30:21,759 I think we're gonna be late for school. 1775 01:30:30,040 --> 01:30:31,110 Ellie. 1776 01:30:32,120 --> 01:30:33,872 He's on a Zamboni. 1777 01:30:33,960 --> 01:30:35,075 Come on! 1778 01:30:45,680 --> 01:30:46,670 Hey! 1779 01:30:46,760 --> 01:30:47,989 Hey, you! 1780 01:30:48,080 --> 01:30:49,639 Excuse me. I'm talking to you. 1781 01:30:49,720 --> 01:30:51,677 -How old are you, Jump Street? -Why do you want to know? 1782 01:30:51,800 --> 01:30:54,314 -Hey, lady, gimme that. That's not yours. He's 22! 1783 01:30:54,400 --> 01:30:57,711 -Yeah, I'm 22. So what? -So this won't be child abuse. Pete! 1784 01:31:00,760 --> 01:31:04,594 Hey, you ever touch, text or think about our daughter ever again, 1785 01:31:04,680 --> 01:31:05,670 and you're a dead man. 1786 01:31:05,760 --> 01:31:07,717 I'm gonna sue you, man! You're not even her parents! 1787 01:31:07,800 --> 01:31:09,120 Would not-her-parents do this? 1788 01:31:12,240 --> 01:31:13,071 Miss Peppers! 1789 01:31:13,160 --> 01:31:14,798 Whoa. What's happening here? 1790 01:31:14,880 --> 01:31:17,759 This man has been sending lewd comments and photos to our daughter. 1791 01:31:17,840 --> 01:31:20,559 -You're going to jail today, Jacob! -You mind calling the police? 1792 01:31:20,640 --> 01:31:21,994 -Hurry up! -Absolutely! 1793 01:31:22,440 --> 01:31:23,589 Miss Peppers! 1794 01:31:24,560 --> 01:31:25,994 Motherfu-- 1795 01:31:29,600 --> 01:31:31,557 Man, I didn't even touch that girl. 1796 01:31:33,960 --> 01:31:35,792 Bye-bye, scumbag. Filthy pedophile. 1797 01:31:35,880 --> 01:31:38,349 Yeah. Enjoy your life as a sex offender. 1798 01:31:38,440 --> 01:31:40,033 Pedophile. 1799 01:31:40,120 --> 01:31:43,272 You're arresting us? The guy was sending pictures of his knob to a minor. 1800 01:31:43,360 --> 01:31:46,512 Why are you arresting us? -Really good. Good work, guys. 1801 01:31:52,800 --> 01:31:56,191 For what it's worth, I heard what you guys did in there. 1802 01:31:56,320 --> 01:31:58,357 You're good parents, looking out for your kids. 1803 01:31:59,120 --> 01:32:02,875 -If I'd had a chance to do the same... ~The kids! Oh, my God! 1804 01:32:02,960 --> 01:32:05,952 Juan, Lita! Oh, my God, I'm so soy! 1805 01:32:12,320 --> 01:32:14,357 Hey. Hey, baby. 1806 01:32:17,560 --> 01:32:18,994 My God, it's so clean. 1807 01:32:19,080 --> 01:32:21,356 Well, there are my little gangsters. 1808 01:32:21,800 --> 01:32:24,792 Pasting bail for my Petey. 1809 01:32:24,880 --> 01:32:26,712 Really took me back to the good old days. 1810 01:32:26,800 --> 01:32:28,916 ~Thank you, by the way. Where are the kids? 1811 01:32:29,000 --> 01:32:31,674 Karen had to take them to a temporary placement for the night. 1812 01:32:31,760 --> 01:32:33,876 She said it's the first time she's heard of CPS 1813 01:32:33,960 --> 01:32:36,918 removing kids from their adoptive home the night before their hearing. 1814 01:32:37,000 --> 01:32:38,320 Speaking of which, 1815 01:32:38,880 --> 01:32:42,077 I found your statement to the judge on your printer. 1816 01:32:43,160 --> 01:32:44,036 Needs some work. 1817 01:32:44,160 --> 01:32:46,436 Mom, it's too late. We submitted it last week. 1818 01:32:46,520 --> 01:32:48,318 Well, resubmit it! Jesus! 1819 01:32:49,040 --> 01:32:51,759 "We want whatever is best for the kids, 1820 01:32:51,840 --> 01:32:55,151 whether that means staying with us or returning to their birth mother.” 1821 01:32:55,640 --> 01:32:58,109 What if the judge reads that crap in front of Lizzy? 1822 01:32:58,200 --> 01:32:59,554 That's why we wrote it ike that, Mom. 1823 01:32:59,640 --> 01:33:02,678 If she thinks our statement's the reason her mom doesn't get custody, 1824 01:33:02,760 --> 01:33:04,797 she's gonna hate us more than she does now. 1825 01:33:04,880 --> 01:33:07,713 She doesn't hate you. She just thinks you don't love her. 1826 01:33:08,160 --> 01:33:09,833 And that statement ain't gonna help. 1827 01:33:14,200 --> 01:33:15,520 Did Lizzy tell you that? 1828 01:33:15,600 --> 01:33:18,911 Come on, Ellie. I grew up a lot like that kid. 1829 01:33:19,000 --> 01:33:21,913 You get reminded what a sack of shit you are five times a day, 1830 01:33:22,000 --> 01:33:23,479 after a while, 1831 01:33:23,560 --> 01:33:25,870 you can't believe anyone could ever love you. 1832 01:33:30,080 --> 01:33:33,198 You know that we love you, right? 1833 01:33:34,160 --> 01:33:35,309 No. 1834 01:33:35,400 --> 01:33:37,038 But that's not you, it's me. 1835 01:33:37,120 --> 01:33:38,633 I thought I just covered all that. 1836 01:33:44,760 --> 01:33:46,671 But I do love you both. 1837 01:33:47,680 --> 01:33:49,353 Get some sleep, kids. 1838 01:33:49,440 --> 01:33:52,831 After you fix that god-awful statement. 1839 01:33:53,440 --> 01:33:54,635 Wow. 1840 01:34:00,160 --> 01:34:02,356 It's so clean and quiet in here. 1841 01:34:03,600 --> 01:34:04,920 I know. 1842 01:34:06,920 --> 01:34:08,433 I hate it. 1843 01:34:09,440 --> 01:34:10,839 Me too. 1844 01:34:21,080 --> 01:34:22,275 Hey. Hey. 1845 01:34:22,840 --> 01:34:23,830 -Guys. We are so sorry. 1846 01:34:23,920 --> 01:34:25,558 We are so sorry. Are you okay? 1847 01:34:26,280 --> 01:34:29,272 Guess what? We got a ride in a police car. 1848 01:34:29,360 --> 01:34:31,317 You did? Was that fun? 1849 01:34:31,400 --> 01:34:32,720 Did you guys go to prison? 1850 01:34:32,800 --> 01:34:35,314 No. We were... justin jail. 1851 01:34:35,440 --> 01:34:37,556 Juan. Lita. Come on. 1852 01:34:38,040 --> 01:34:39,269 Mom's here. -Okay. 1853 01:34:51,160 --> 01:34:55,631 Okay, folks, our .26 hearing is now a Change of Circumstance hearing 1854 01:34:55,720 --> 01:34:58,314 for a Miss Carla Viara. 1855 01:34:58,400 --> 01:35:00,869 -And you are Miss Viara, yes? -She is, Your Honor. 1856 01:35:00,960 --> 01:35:04,794 And also with us today are Juan, Lita and Elizabeth Viara? 1857 01:35:04,880 --> 01:35:06,598 Here. Here! 1858 01:35:06,720 --> 01:35:08,711 And did you two each get a teddy bear? 1859 01:35:09,120 --> 01:35:11,760 Yes! -Those are good ones. 1860 01:35:12,360 --> 01:35:14,749 -And you are Elizabeth? Its Lizzy, sir. 1861 01:35:14,840 --> 01:35:16,274 I mean, Your Honor. 1862 01:35:16,360 --> 01:35:19,239 And Lizzy, I understand that you've submitted a statement. 1863 01:35:21,080 --> 01:35:23,151 And the foster parents, Mr. and Mrs. Wagner, 1864 01:35:23,240 --> 01:35:24,560 are they present as well? 1865 01:35:25,280 --> 01:35:26,793 Yes, Your Honor. 1866 01:35:26,880 --> 01:35:28,439 And, Mr. and Mrs. Wagner, 1867 01:35:28,520 --> 01:35:31,433 is it accurate that you left Juan and Lita alone in your car 1868 01:35:31,520 --> 01:35:34,034 while you were being arrested for aggravated assault? 1869 01:35:34,120 --> 01:35:37,033 Well, that... -Yes, Your Honor, but in our defense-- 1870 01:35:37,120 --> 01:35:39,919 Sir, all I need to know is whether or not Lizzy is lying. 1871 01:35:40,640 --> 01:35:41,755 No, she's not lying. 1872 01:35:42,200 --> 01:35:43,793 And prior to that assault, 1873 01:35:43,880 --> 01:35:47,953 did you accost a 14-year-old honor student in the same school yard 1874 01:35:48,040 --> 01:35:53,718 and encourage him "to whip out his big shaved plums"? 1875 01:35:54,480 --> 01:35:56,039 I said that, Your Honor, 1876 01:35:56,120 --> 01:35:58,589 but again I thought it was the person who sent her the-- 1877 01:35:58,680 --> 01:36:03,516 And Mrs. Wagner, did you at one time force Lizzy's friends to leave your home 1878 01:36:03,600 --> 01:36:05,079 by way of a bedroom window? 1879 01:36:05,160 --> 01:36:08,551 -It was a ground floor window. -Good. Points for you. 1880 01:36:08,640 --> 01:36:09,869 And at that same occasion, 1881 01:36:09,960 --> 01:36:13,635 did you tell Lizzy to call CPS and to come and take the kids? 1882 01:36:13,720 --> 01:36:15,791 -She didn't mean that. -I did not mean that. 1883 01:36:15,880 --> 01:36:17,598 That was in the heat of an argument. 1884 01:36:17,680 --> 01:36:20,911 -Your Honor, I have a statement... -Yes, I've read it, thank you. 1885 01:36:21,000 --> 01:36:24,436 No, we actually wrote a new one. Ma'am, excuse me, but I have your... 1886 01:36:24,520 --> 01:36:26,272 Please, Your Honor, we were up late working on it. 1887 01:36:26,360 --> 01:36:27,589 I can read it very fast. 1888 01:36:28,600 --> 01:36:30,671 "Lizzy once asked us why we took them in. 1889 01:36:30,760 --> 01:36:32,751 And at the time, we couldn't answer her..." 1890 01:36:32,840 --> 01:36:34,399 Ma'am, please sit down. 1891 01:36:34,480 --> 01:36:37,552 Please, Your Honor, can you let me say the answer? 1892 01:36:37,640 --> 01:36:39,313 No. Sit. 1893 01:36:39,400 --> 01:36:41,516 This hearing is not about you. 1894 01:36:41,600 --> 01:36:44,797 Judging by Lizzy's statement, you might be back in court soon enough, 1895 01:36:44,880 --> 01:36:47,599 so let's save that heartwarming speech for that occasion. 1896 01:36:48,800 --> 01:36:49,710 Okay. 1897 01:36:50,200 --> 01:36:52,191 Now, Miss Viara, 1898 01:36:52,280 --> 01:36:54,476 I see that you've been keeping up with your visits. 1899 01:36:54,560 --> 01:36:55,755 That's good. 1900 01:36:55,840 --> 01:36:58,673 I also understand that you've been sober for the last five months. 1901 01:36:58,760 --> 01:36:59,750 Is that still the case? 1902 01:37:01,800 --> 01:37:03,996 -Yes. -That's very good news. 1903 01:37:05,360 --> 01:37:08,910 And if I were to put the kids in your care, 1904 01:37:09,000 --> 01:37:11,753 your current residence could accommodate them? 1905 01:37:13,400 --> 01:37:14,879 I think so. 1906 01:37:14,960 --> 01:37:17,270 It's small, but it works, 1907 01:37:17,360 --> 01:37:18,759 Your Honor. 1908 01:37:18,840 --> 01:37:20,239 And Miss Viara, 1909 01:37:20,880 --> 01:37:26,751 do you feel capable of responsibly caring for Juan, Lita and Lizzy at this time? 1910 01:37:33,440 --> 01:37:34,669 Miss Viara. 1911 01:37:37,880 --> 01:37:38,950 Mama. 1912 01:37:41,440 --> 01:37:42,714 Yes, Your Honor. 1913 01:37:43,320 --> 01:37:44,594 I'm capable now. 1914 01:38:09,840 --> 01:38:11,672 Everybody get ready for dinner. 1915 01:38:21,120 --> 01:38:22,349 Here you go. 1916 01:38:23,480 --> 01:38:25,551 What if when we go live with our mom, 1917 01:38:26,200 --> 01:38:29,556 she doesn't know how to make my noodles the way I like to have them? 1918 01:38:30,000 --> 01:38:32,389 Don't worry, pal. Lizzy will show her the way we do the cheese for you 1919 01:38:32,480 --> 01:38:34,437 $0 your mom can make it for you just the way you like. 1920 01:38:34,520 --> 01:38:36,272 -Yeah. -Okay. 1921 01:38:38,200 --> 01:38:41,955 Come on, guys. Don't be sad on our last night, huh? 1922 01:38:42,800 --> 01:38:46,634 You know what? I think we should tell Pete and Ellie thank you, 1923 01:38:46,720 --> 01:38:49,109 you know, for everything they've done for us, yeah? 1924 01:38:49,560 --> 01:38:50,391 Thank you. 1925 01:38:50,880 --> 01:38:53,952 -Thank you, pal. -Yeah, thank you, guys. 1926 01:38:54,040 --> 01:38:56,873 -Lita? -I don't want to say anything. 1927 01:38:57,320 --> 01:38:58,719 Oh, honey. 1928 01:39:03,640 --> 01:39:06,393 I'm just gonna go check on Lita. 1929 01:39:07,400 --> 01:39:11,234 I mean, unless you want to. 1930 01:39:11,320 --> 01:39:14,756 Yeah, would, actually. Thanks. 1931 01:39:17,920 --> 01:39:19,319 Come on, buddy. 1932 01:39:19,400 --> 01:39:21,710 You haven't touched your pasta. You want me to reheat it for you? 1933 01:39:28,480 --> 01:39:29,959 It's okay, buddy. 1934 01:39:30,040 --> 01:39:31,997 That's okay, buddy. 1935 01:39:42,280 --> 01:39:44,351 -Good night, buddy. -Good night. 1936 01:39:46,920 --> 01:39:49,196 Sweetie, good night. I love you. 1937 01:39:49,280 --> 01:39:50,475 love you too. 1938 01:40:49,680 --> 01:40:53,674 Okay, all your court bears are in here, the new ones as well. 1939 01:40:54,840 --> 01:40:57,070 Speaking of court... 1940 01:40:58,760 --> 01:41:03,231 just wanted to apologize for what I wrote to the judge. 1941 01:41:03,320 --> 01:41:04,640 It was all true. 1942 01:41:04,720 --> 01:41:07,917 Yeah, it was a little out of context maybe, but there's no hard feelings. 1943 01:41:08,480 --> 01:41:10,790 Actually, I wanted to give you the statement we wrote 1944 01:41:10,880 --> 01:41:12,154 that we couldn't read in court, 1945 01:41:12,240 --> 01:41:13,992 Just so you have it. 1946 01:41:14,480 --> 01:41:15,595 Yeah. 1947 01:41:18,040 --> 01:41:19,155 Guys, Mom's here! 1948 01:41:20,560 --> 01:41:22,437 All right. Get up! Come on. Let's go. 1949 01:41:23,200 --> 01:41:25,191 Lita, come on, get your stuff. 1950 01:41:25,280 --> 01:41:26,634 Bye, Meatball. 1951 01:41:30,560 --> 01:41:31,356 Hey. 1952 01:41:31,840 --> 01:41:34,275 I've got a car seat for Lita if you don't have one. 1953 01:41:37,440 --> 01:41:38,635 You guys picking us up? 1954 01:41:39,640 --> 01:41:40,550 Where's Mom? 1955 01:41:41,720 --> 01:41:43,870 She was supposed to meet us at the office this morning 1956 01:41:43,960 --> 01:41:45,439 and she didn't show. 1957 01:41:45,960 --> 01:41:46,950 Oh, no. 1958 01:41:47,040 --> 01:41:48,872 She didn't answer her phone. 1959 01:41:49,760 --> 01:41:51,910 Did you go to her house? What if something happened to her? 1960 01:41:52,040 --> 01:41:53,439 Yes, we went to see her. 1961 01:41:53,520 --> 01:41:57,195 She was very ashamed. She said... she can't do it 1962 01:41:57,280 --> 01:42:01,194 No, she didn't. Because why would she... fill out all the forms 1963 01:42:01,280 --> 01:42:03,396 and the court stuff and reunification stuff if she didn't... 1964 01:42:03,480 --> 01:42:06,791 Lizzy, your mom said you filled out all those forms. 1965 01:42:06,880 --> 01:42:08,154 I helped, but so what? 1966 01:42:08,240 --> 01:42:12,199 She felt she was being pushed into something she wasn't ready for. 1967 01:42:12,280 --> 01:42:14,430 No. I didn't push her. She's ready! 1968 01:42:14,520 --> 01:42:17,114 Just let me talk to her, please, 1969 01:42:17,200 --> 01:42:20,033 and then we can figure something out... 1970 01:42:20,120 --> 01:42:22,031 Honey. -...and she can take me home. 1971 01:42:22,120 --> 01:42:25,556 Honey, when we saw her, it was obvious. 1972 01:42:25,640 --> 01:42:26,596 She's using again. 1973 01:42:27,600 --> 01:42:29,159 She's not coming, baby. 1974 01:42:30,840 --> 01:42:32,433 Sweetie, we're so sorry. 1975 01:42:36,240 --> 01:42:37,389 Lizzy. 1976 01:42:38,360 --> 01:42:39,714 Lizzy. 1977 01:42:39,840 --> 01:42:41,797 'l go get her. You watch the kids. 1978 01:42:42,200 --> 01:42:44,714 -Just wait there, okay? Lizzy! 1979 01:42:44,800 --> 01:42:45,915 Lizzy! 1980 01:42:56,520 --> 01:42:57,669 Lizzy! 1981 01:42:59,520 --> 01:43:01,238 Lizzy. Lizzy! 1982 01:43:08,280 --> 01:43:10,999 Lizzy. -Please go away. You're not my parents. 1983 01:43:11,120 --> 01:43:13,396 No, we're not, but you know what we are? We're here. 1984 01:43:13,480 --> 01:43:15,630 That's right, we're here and we love you. 1985 01:43:15,720 --> 01:43:17,472 What? 1986 01:43:17,560 --> 01:43:19,233 No, you don't. You don't even know me. 1987 01:43:19,320 --> 01:43:21,596 Hey, what the hell's going on out here? 1988 01:43:21,680 --> 01:43:24,354 Could you just give us a few minutes, please? 1989 01:43:25,880 --> 01:43:27,359 Oh, okay. Sorry. 1990 01:43:28,520 --> 01:43:31,592 Lizzy, honey, we do know you. 1991 01:43:31,680 --> 01:43:35,036 We know that you hate cheese, 1992 01:43:35,120 --> 01:43:37,555 but you really love cheeseburgers. 1993 01:43:37,640 --> 01:43:40,234 And we know that when you feel good in the morning, 1994 01:43:40,320 --> 01:43:43,392 you put on a little less makeup than you do on the bad days. 1995 01:43:43,480 --> 01:43:46,313 Exactly. And look, we know that the most important thing in the world to you 1996 01:43:46,400 --> 01:43:49,074 is to protect Juan and Lita from the things nobody protected you from. 1997 01:43:49,200 --> 01:43:51,157 -We know that about you, right? -Yes, honey. 1998 01:43:51,240 --> 01:43:52,355 You guys are doing good. 1999 01:43:53,160 --> 01:43:55,879 -'m sorry. “We know there's so much we don't know, 2000 01:43:56,000 --> 01:44:00,119 but if you're afraid we can't handle knowing the bad stuff, or the scary stuff, 2001 01:44:00,200 --> 01:44:01,759 we can, I promise. 2002 01:44:01,880 --> 01:44:04,190 Yeah, bring it. I mean, whatever you got, we want it. 2003 01:44:04,280 --> 01:44:05,793 Because we love you, Lizzy. 2004 01:44:05,880 --> 01:44:07,996 Stop saying that. 2005 01:44:08,080 --> 01:44:10,310 Please just go away, please. 2006 01:44:12,160 --> 01:44:14,071 Please. 2007 01:44:34,480 --> 01:44:37,996 -Is Lizzy okay? -She's a litle upset right now, buddy. 2008 01:44:38,080 --> 01:44:39,479 -Are you okay? -Yeah, I'm good. 2009 01:44:39,560 --> 01:44:40,595 Here she is. 2010 01:44:48,000 --> 01:44:50,799 So... 2011 01:44:51,600 --> 01:44:53,477 Here's what I think is best. 2012 01:44:55,040 --> 01:44:57,873 I know Juan and Lita are more like what you had in mind 2013 01:44:57,960 --> 01:44:59,837 -when you got into this. Come on, baby. 2014 01:44:59,920 --> 01:45:04,153 So I think the best thing is for you to adopt them. 2015 01:45:04,240 --> 01:45:09,314 And... I'l just ask Karen for a different placement. 2016 01:45:09,840 --> 01:45:10,875 -S0... -No. 2017 01:45:10,960 --> 01:45:11,836 Itll be good. 2018 01:45:11,920 --> 01:45:14,673 No, honey. We need your help with Juan and Lita. 2019 01:45:14,760 --> 01:45:15,955 We're not doing this without you. 2020 01:45:16,080 --> 01:45:19,835 I'l visit all the time and you can call me if you need help for anything. 2021 01:45:19,920 --> 01:45:20,751 No. 2022 01:45:20,840 --> 01:45:23,354 Pete, I really don't want to argue about this right now. 2023 01:45:23,440 --> 01:45:26,910 I don't care. I said no. That's not happening, okay? 2024 01:45:27,000 --> 01:45:28,149 -You're with us now. Yeah. 2025 01:45:28,240 --> 01:45:30,629 And you know why? We've got a cosmic connection. 2026 01:45:30,760 --> 01:45:32,319 That's right, we've got a cosmic connection. 2027 01:45:32,400 --> 01:45:35,074 I know you feel sorry for me right now, but you really don't have to... 2028 01:45:35,160 --> 01:45:37,549 I's got nothing to do with what just happened. 2029 01:45:37,640 --> 01:45:39,199 Where's the court statement Ellie gave you? 2030 01:45:45,560 --> 01:45:47,437 See this? Read that. 2031 01:45:51,280 --> 01:45:55,239 "Lizzy once asked me why we did this, why we took them in. 2032 01:45:55,680 --> 01:45:57,591 We couldn't give her an answer at the time. 2033 01:45:58,520 --> 01:46:00,875 We did it because something was missing in our lives, 2034 01:46:01,000 --> 01:46:03,196 but we didn't know what it was. 2035 01:46:04,280 --> 01:46:08,114 It was Juan, Lita, and Lizzy." 2036 01:46:08,200 --> 01:46:09,634 You see? 2037 01:46:10,400 --> 01:46:12,516 You were what was missing, Lizzy. 2038 01:46:13,000 --> 01:46:15,514 But now you're here and you are stuck with us. 2039 01:46:15,600 --> 01:46:16,431 That's right. 2040 01:46:16,520 --> 01:46:18,352 We're gonna be at every soccer game. 2041 01:46:18,440 --> 01:46:20,750 We're gonna be all over your ass about your grades. 2042 01:46:20,840 --> 01:46:22,274 And we're gonna buy you your first prom dress. 2043 01:46:22,360 --> 01:46:24,033 Yeah, and it's gonna be really pretty. 2044 01:46:24,120 --> 01:46:27,033 But not too revealing. Super sweet. 2045 01:46:27,120 --> 01:46:28,793 You know, not too sexy. 2046 01:46:28,880 --> 01:46:31,679 Just like... really that gorgeous sweet spot. 2047 01:46:31,760 --> 01:46:33,398 Yeah. And when you graduate high school, 2048 01:46:33,480 --> 01:46:35,517 we're gonna be in the front row embarrassing you. 2049 01:46:35,600 --> 01:46:37,989 Then we're gonna be in the front row again when you graduate college too, 2050 01:46:38,120 --> 01:46:39,110 or even if you don't. 2051 01:46:39,200 --> 01:46:42,033 But you will be graduating college, ‘cause it's so important and you're so smart. 2052 01:46:42,120 --> 01:46:44,953 I don't mean to push, but it just opens up SO many more opportunities. 2053 01:46:45,040 --> 01:46:46,633 But either way, 2054 01:46:46,720 --> 01:46:48,199 we're gonna be there for you. 2055 01:46:48,280 --> 01:46:50,794 And someday I'm gonna give you away at your wedding. 2056 01:46:50,880 --> 01:46:54,316 Even if I think the guy's a pissant and he's not good enough for my little girl. 2057 01:46:54,400 --> 01:46:57,472 That's right, someday in the future. Someday in the way, way, way, way off, 2058 01:46:57,560 --> 01:47:00,598 deep, deep, deep distant future. 2059 01:47:01,600 --> 01:47:03,910 Lizzy, can we go home now? 2060 01:47:08,760 --> 01:47:10,239 Yeah, I guess we can. 2061 01:47:15,720 --> 01:47:17,119 I know you don't like this, 2062 01:47:17,240 --> 01:47:20,995 but you're gonna have to get used to it once in a while, okay? 2063 01:47:21,520 --> 01:47:25,036 Can I get one? I haven't gotten a single hug from you since ['ve known you. 2064 01:47:25,680 --> 01:47:26,670 Please? 2065 01:47:31,680 --> 01:47:35,594 Hi. I don't know the whole context of everything, 2066 01:47:35,680 --> 01:47:36,715 but I'm just wondering 2067 01:47:36,800 --> 01:47:39,872 if I can just get in on that hug a little bit. 2068 01:47:39,960 --> 01:47:42,600 We're good! Thank you so much. We're good, thank you. 2069 01:47:42,680 --> 01:47:46,594 Sorry. That was just wrong. Yeah, Ijust do that. You guys hug. 2070 01:47:46,680 --> 01:47:48,079 I crossed a boundary there. 2071 01:47:48,160 --> 01:47:50,629 Everything's gonna work out great too. 2072 01:47:50,720 --> 01:47:52,358 I can tell. 2073 01:47:55,400 --> 01:47:56,390 Hil 2074 01:47:57,840 --> 01:48:00,480 Oh, thank you! 2075 01:48:00,800 --> 01:48:02,791 Bye. Bye! 2076 01:48:08,560 --> 01:48:11,473 Are you with them? Do you know those guys? 2077 01:48:12,000 --> 01:48:13,513 Yeah. Why? 2078 01:48:13,600 --> 01:48:15,193 Do you guys want to come in? 2079 01:48:16,200 --> 01:48:17,554 I made a pie. 2080 01:48:17,640 --> 01:48:18,960 -No, thank you. -Yes! 2081 01:48:19,040 --> 01:48:21,395 Karen! It's pie. You know I love pie. 2082 01:48:21,480 --> 01:48:23,756 Great. Yeah, I just... 2083 01:48:23,840 --> 01:48:25,956 I have so many feelings. 2084 01:49:02,880 --> 01:49:05,474 Go potty, put your shoes on. We're gonna go, okay? 2085 01:49:05,600 --> 01:49:06,590 Okay! 2086 01:49:06,680 --> 01:49:08,273 Whoa, Juan. What are you doing, buddy? 2087 01:49:08,360 --> 01:49:10,192 You can't wear sneakers. We gotta look good today. 2088 01:49:10,280 --> 01:49:12,191 Mom, have you seen my phone? 2089 01:49:13,840 --> 01:49:14,671 No. 2090 01:49:14,760 --> 01:49:16,558 Wait, you mean the one in your hand? 2091 01:49:16,640 --> 01:49:18,836 Lita, honey, did you go potty? 2092 01:49:18,920 --> 01:49:20,593 -I went potty! -Okay, good job. 2093 01:49:20,680 --> 01:49:22,478 -Everybody go potty! -Yeah, I went potty. 2094 01:49:22,560 --> 01:49:24,790 -Got that packet we're supposed to bring? -Yeah, I'm all set. 2095 01:49:24,880 --> 01:49:26,632 -Let's go, guys. -Lef's go. 2096 01:49:31,600 --> 01:49:33,034 I'm gonna beat you! 2097 01:49:39,960 --> 01:49:41,473 -No distracted driving, okay? -All right. 2098 01:49:41,560 --> 01:49:42,516 All right? 2099 01:49:42,600 --> 01:49:44,637 -She's gonna drive. -Oh, yeah? 2100 01:49:44,720 --> 01:49:46,791 Yes, but I have the phone and [ll sit in the front 2101 01:49:46,880 --> 01:49:50,430 in case I have to grab the wheel or shut down the power, okay? 2102 01:49:55,080 --> 01:49:57,390 Sandy, come on, it's started! 2103 01:49:58,000 --> 01:49:59,798 -Did I make it? -Yeah, yeah, yeah. 2104 01:50:01,280 --> 01:50:02,429 What's that? 2105 01:50:03,640 --> 01:50:05,278 Lizzy made it for me. You didn't get one? 2106 01:50:05,360 --> 01:50:06,759 You got a T-shirt? 2107 01:50:07,480 --> 01:50:08,993 You got a T-shirt? 2108 01:50:09,120 --> 01:50:10,110 You may all be seated. 2109 01:50:12,880 --> 01:50:14,029 Good morning, folks. 2110 01:50:15,080 --> 01:50:18,311 -You know, family court is important... Wait. Wait! 2111 01:50:18,840 --> 01:50:20,558 Wait! 2112 01:50:20,640 --> 01:50:24,235 Grandma Sandy's in the house. We can begin. 2113 01:50:24,320 --> 01:50:26,994 Told you we'd make it. Stop it! 2114 01:50:27,080 --> 01:50:29,037 -These seats are saved. -Yeah, saved for me. 2115 01:50:29,120 --> 01:50:30,349 Move over. 2116 01:50:30,440 --> 01:50:31,874 Stop it! 2117 01:50:33,120 --> 01:50:35,634 -Go ahead, Judge. ~Thank you, Grandma Sandy. 2118 01:50:36,880 --> 01:50:38,279 She got a T-shirt. 2119 01:50:38,400 --> 01:50:41,119 You know, family court is important work. 2120 01:50:42,040 --> 01:50:43,439 But it's difficult work. 2121 01:50:43,920 --> 01:50:47,151 We spend day in and day out dealing with things 2122 01:50:47,240 --> 01:50:49,754 that we feel no family should have to go through. 2123 01:50:50,160 --> 01:50:54,040 So on these rare days when we get to smile at work, 2124 01:50:54,440 --> 01:50:57,080 these days mean a great deal to all of us. 2125 01:50:57,480 --> 01:51:00,950 And I may not look it, but I'm a huge cornball 2126 01:51:01,040 --> 01:51:02,474 and I live for this. 2127 01:51:02,920 --> 01:51:03,990 Ronit? 2128 01:51:09,680 --> 01:51:10,909 Yeah! 2129 01:51:11,920 --> 01:51:13,672 I love this song! 2130 01:51:13,760 --> 01:51:17,469 We are here today to officially create a new family. 2131 01:51:17,960 --> 01:51:19,598 Peter and Elinore Wagner, 2132 01:51:19,680 --> 01:51:24,516 do you wish to adopt Juan, Lita and Lizzy into your family today? 2133 01:51:25,000 --> 01:51:27,276 -Yes, Your Honor. -Yes, Your Honor. 2134 01:51:27,360 --> 01:51:30,716 If's just the song that's got me a tlle emotional. 2135 01:51:31,520 --> 01:51:33,796 Juan, Lita and Lizzy, 2136 01:51:33,880 --> 01:51:36,679 would you like Peter and Elinore to be your mom and dad? 2137 01:51:37,120 --> 01:51:38,519 Sure. 2138 01:51:39,400 --> 01:51:41,630 -Yes, please. -Yes! 2139 01:51:42,560 --> 01:51:43,709 Well, then, 2140 01:51:43,840 --> 01:51:47,071 by the authority vested in me by the state of California, 2141 01:51:47,720 --> 01:51:50,439 I pronounce you a family. 2142 01:51:54,680 --> 01:51:56,079 Yeah! 2143 01:52:07,720 --> 01:52:08,755 -Here you go. ~Thank you. 2144 01:52:08,840 --> 01:52:10,911 Would you like to take a picture with the judge? 2145 01:52:11,000 --> 01:52:12,911 -Yeah, sure. Thank you. -Yeah, let's do it. 2146 01:52:14,400 --> 01:52:15,799 That's gonna be us soon. 2147 01:52:15,880 --> 01:52:19,396 I'm part of this family too. 2148 01:52:19,800 --> 01:52:22,553 -Okay, thank you. Wait, me too! 2149 01:52:23,640 --> 01:52:26,109 -I'd like to be in the picture. -Are you sure? We're not... 2150 01:52:26,200 --> 01:52:28,714 We should all go. I think they'd like that. 2151 01:52:28,800 --> 01:52:30,757 -Okay. Okay. -Yeah. 2152 01:52:40,640 --> 01:52:42,995 Okay! Okay. 2153 01:52:43,080 --> 01:52:44,753 Anybody else? 2154 01:52:44,840 --> 01:52:46,751 Yeah, you too. Come on! 2155 01:52:49,600 --> 01:52:51,591 Okay, I think that's everybody. 2156 01:52:51,840 --> 01:52:54,434 -Say "family". Family! 2157 01:52:54,440 --> 01:52:55,430 -Say "family". Family!