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(PHONE RINGING)
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SAM ON ANSWERING MACHINE:
Greetings, Americans.
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Leave a message
after the beep,
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but not if you're
going to mumble,
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because a voice is not just a
Messing, ifs a!so a choice.
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(ANSWERING MACHINE BEEPS)
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ON MACHINE: Hey, Carol. ifs
Louis from Sound Mix-A-Lot.
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I'm just caning real quick because
Eva Longoria, the actress,
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uh, she has to re-loop her
lines for an entire film
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where she plays
a cockney mob wife.
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Um, I attached the sound
file for you to check out.
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She sounds like
a retarded pirate,
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so the studio is paying to
have her work with a coach.
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And I thought of you.
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Sorry, I never use the word
"retarded" in a derogatory way.
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I hate peopie who do that.
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Sorry, if you have a cousin
or a friend who's retarded,
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I didn't mean it that way. So,
sorry about that. (BEEPS)
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EVA: (IN COCKNEY ACCENT) Is that
what you think, you stupid slapper?
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Wow.
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(IN COCKNEY ACCENT)
Is that what you fink?
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EVA: I don't give a shit
about what you think!
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Is that what you think,
you stupid slapper?
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(IN DEEP VOICE) This Wednesday, one
woman will teach another woman
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to sound a little
less retarded.
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DON: In a world
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like nothing
you've ever imagined.
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Without a single
unified voice,
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humanity has been left searching
for answers to the unknown.
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Now, one man has the power
to change that.
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One man.
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Me.
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When the storm hit, both our
cars were totally underwater.
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In a world where both of our
cars were totally underwater.
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We thought it would take
forever to get some help.
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But a new wind
was about to blow.
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INTERVIEWER: There's hundreds
of people doing voice work,
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but only five of them
are making all the money.
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Yeah.
That's as it should be.
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(INTERVIEWER LAUGHING)
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I'm sorry. As long as I'm one of
the five, that's as it should be.
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Is it true that sometimes you will
do 60 promos a week, 35 in a day?
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Oh, yeah. That's... That's
actually not uncommon at all.
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That's pretty much
a slow week in many cases.
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REPORTER: Odds are you already
knew the voice of Don LaFontaine,
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who died in
Los Angeles Tuesday.
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He was 68.
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He was the Don.
He was the guy.
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Nobody really could
ever compare to him.
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When we were young,
for a while,
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we were both referred to as the "it
boys" of the voice over world,
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which I thought
was kind of amusing,
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because I never met a boy with
pipes like these. (CHUCKLES)
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JOE: "In a world..."
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Uh, those words
were for Don only.
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I mean... There's no
question about that.
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But I think that
it could safely be said
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everybody wants a piece of that legacy.
Oh, yeah.
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Meet Thomas Coyne. He's out
of cents and he's $3 short.
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GUSTAV; Ever since
I was a kid,
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I remember hearing
Don coo those words,
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"In a world...
In a world..." You know?
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And when I heard that I was like,
"I want to be a part of that world.
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"I want to be part of
that world. That world.“
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For whoever takes his place, those
are gigantic shoes to fill.
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I think Don was a...
I think a size 11.
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It is true that
I happen to be a 13.
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I don't know if you can see
that, but it's just the truth.
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Whether or not that
matters, I don't know.
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(WHISTLING)
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Why aren't
the humidifiers on'?
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I'm dead.
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Fuckin' Christ.
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Listen, did Gustav
Warner happen to call?
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Jesus Christ.
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He and I are
getting a steam later.
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(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
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I'm not home.
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Did Gustav call'?
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God, Dad. I don't know why you...
I can do what that guy does.
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What the hell does that
have to do with anything?
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(IN DEEP VOICE) This Wednesday, one
woman will teach another woman
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to sound less...
(CLEARS THROAT)
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This Wednesday, one woman
will teach another woman...
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(CLEARS THROAT)
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I just woke up, so my
voice is cold, but...
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Look, are you hungry? Jamie
worked me up an appetite.
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(GROANS) I'm gonna
rustle us up some grub.
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Oh, my God. "Grub"?
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I'm gonna make breaky.
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"Breaky"?
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Jesus, what the fuck
is wrong with you, Carol?
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You know, I say, "Black,"
you say, "White."
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I'm gonna eat out here.
You're yelling so much. Why?
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You don't want to come, stay in bed.
It's so early.
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Her name is Erin and
her other name is Erin.
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CAROL: So you know that
mentally unstable guy
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who lives in front
of the Quiznos?
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No.
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You remember, he's the lunatic who's
got that crazy German brogue.
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You know, this is
Jamie's favorite show.
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Actually, it's quite good.
You should check it out.
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I think he's from
Munich or something,
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but I wanted to get his
voice for my archives.
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And, um, he's always lecturing how the
world's real currency is lettuce,
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so I had to buy
a head of romaine
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to negotiate with him. I can't
wait to see you, puppy.
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I'm gonna purr to
you all night long.
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Voice mail, huh?
(CHUCKLES)
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I'm sorry, sweetie. What's up?
Nothing.
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Where is "the groupie"
anyway?
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What, is she busy at a smiling
convention somewhere?
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Jamie is doing re-shoots for
a Ziploc commercial she got.
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Jesus. That girl is bad news, Dad.
I mean...
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Honestly, she smells
like Life Savers
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and she has a Midwestern
accent, un-ironically.
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Moreover, she should be paying us rent.
She's here a lot.
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Jamie is going to be
moving in, sweetheart.
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You're gonna have to find
another place to live now.
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What? She's 26!
She's 30.
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That's my age.
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You're 31 now.
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Okay' barely.
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Look, she's an adult.
That's the point.
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(STAMMERS) She collects
rainbow magnets!
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At least she likes me.
For the wrong reasons.
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Well, they're right
enough for me.
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I'm appalled, Dad.
I'm appalled.
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Look, I'm feeling happy for the
first time in quite a while.
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You know what? I think this is
just a validation thing. I do.
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I think you should start spinning again.
I've been thinking about...
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Carol, I love you, but let
me tell you something.
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You're not gonna be able to
talk me out of this, okay?
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Jamie printed me out an
article from Yahoo! Health.
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It was all about enabling,
and I realized at that point
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I cannot continue to support
your emotional handicap.
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I understand. Okay.
Let me finish, okay?
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Sometimes, I... I get the feeling
I've done all I could for you, kid.
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I mean, I let you share my
crash pad with me for years.
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I shared all my contacts
in the biz with you.
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Listen, if I could break you
off a piece of this voice
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and give it to you,
I would.
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But I can't, because that's
an impossible conceit.
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And the truth
of the matter is,
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it probably wouldn't help you
anyway because, let's face it,
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the industry does not
crave a female sound.
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Yeah, Dad, you've made me painfully
aware of that my whole life.
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I'm not being sexist, that's
just the truth. Okay.
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This whole voice-cracking
problem you've grown into
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isn't doing you
any favors either.
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But here's what I'm trying
to say, sweetheart. Okay?
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You should stick
with the accents.
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I mean, that's your thing.
That's what you're good at.
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What was that great Russian Star
Wars thing you used to do as a kid?
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Yeah, I know the one you're talking about.
But, Dad...
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What was it? (STAMMERS) It was...
Don't make me do it.
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Come on.
I don't want to do it.
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Please let me hear it.
(SIGHS)
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(IN RUSSIAN ACCENT) Deese are not
the droids you're looking for.
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(CHUCKLING)
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I just love that.
It's so random.
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(IN NORMAL ACCENT) But listen, um, I can't...
I can't pay rent
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with the freelance
vocal coaching.
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So, why don't we think of an agreement...
Sweetheart,
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not my problem.
You understand?
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Listen, I'm gonna support
you by not supporting you.
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Okay, but what's the timeline on this?
Can you at least let me...
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Look, there's no big hurry.
Okay. good. Because...
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Tonight would be good.
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(GUSTAV VOCALIZING)
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(SAM MUTTERING)
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The search is on,
my friend.
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What's that?
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There's a great big epic
coming down the pike.
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They wanna
bring "It" back.
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Copy starts with the
words, "In a world..."
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And right now, they're
trying to find their guy.
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How can they do that
without LaFontaine?
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He coined the phrase, he's the
godfather of the industry.
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Enough with that, please! That Don
LaFontaine stuff. All right'?
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"Donnie was the... Was the
godfather of the industry."
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"Donnie had perfect tone."
"Donnie had a big dick."
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Donnie this,
Donnie that!
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All right, the guy was the best.
You think I don't know that'?
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No, Sam, that's
not what I meant.
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I know what you meant. I understand.
lt's just... lt's just...
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(SIGHS)
What is it?
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I'm sorry, Gustav.
It's just hard.
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I know.
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I know I'm not
as good as he was.
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You know what? You.
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You're their guy.
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That's right.
Sam...
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If they want me
to do it, sure.
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I wrote the book.
I lived that life.
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I'm getting a Lifetime Achievement
Award for Christ's sake.
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And the fact
of the matter is,
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I could never really do it
as good as Don. No, no.
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It's time. It's time
to pass the torch.
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What are you saying?
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I'm saying, I'm going to
go to bat for you, kid.
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Moe, lam simply saying that it
was on the counter this morning,
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and that you just must have moved it.
That's it.
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Honey, you've misplaced it.
That's all.
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Okay. So, you're accusing me of
losing my wedding ring! Got it.
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Now see, I feel like that
sounds kind of argumentative.
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(KNOCKING ON DOOR) Moe, I'm
not going to have an argument
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about whether we're having a
goddamn argument or not, right?
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(SIGHS) That's the only kind of
argument I know how to have.
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I'm coming.
(GROANS)
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MOE: I'm somewhat
practiced at it.
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Dad kicked me out.
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MOE: Hey, Carol.
What? What happened?
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I need to wash
everything I own.
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Carol,
could you have called?
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I did, Dani, but you don't
answer your telephone.
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That's not my fault.
What happened?
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I'm glad I didn't
throw away my lucky couch.
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Okay. The groupies moving in with Dad.
Can you believe it?
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She's 23.
She's 30.
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Well, it's your fault
for introducing them.
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I didn't. You always
do that. No, you do.
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MOE: What is in this bag?
That was a different one.
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So the autobiography and winning
a Lifetime Achievement Award
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aren't enough? He's
gotta have a concubine?
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Your dad is a sexy cool guy.
Give him a break.
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DANI: "A sexy cool guy"?
What's the matter with you?
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So, you can use a plane. Then, uh,
you exit to the two exit door.
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The door is
on automatchically.
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The, uh... You see the...
Uh, uh...
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Up the stair and the down stair.
You go to up the stair.
232
00:10:43,743 --> 00:10:49,694
Then little building here. The
little building, go, go walk way.
233
00:10:50,250 --> 00:10:53,322
You... You see the park. (GIRLS
CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY)
234
00:10:53,419 --> 00:10:55,592
The park is...
Okay...
235
00:10:55,755 --> 00:10:57,462
GIRL 1: What's
your favorite craft?
236
00:10:57,524 --> 00:11:01,097
GIRL 2: Well, I really
like making pottery.
237
00:11:01,194 --> 00:11:02,366
It's like...
Like it's amazing...
238
00:11:02,462 --> 00:11:03,702
Like in Ghost?
239
00:11:03,796 --> 00:11:05,469
Yeah, it's amazing!
240
00:11:05,532 --> 00:11:07,842
MAN: I think if you walk
away, you see that park.
241
00:11:07,934 --> 00:11:09,641
(OVERLAPPING CHATTER)
242
00:11:11,771 --> 00:11:14,047
It's like if
a Beanie Baby could talk.
243
00:11:14,140 --> 00:11:15,619
I love your gloss.
244
00:11:17,310 --> 00:11:21,452
DANI: Please do not accost my clientele
here with your goddamn recorders.
245
00:11:21,514 --> 00:11:24,688
The Eastern Europeans are a
really paranoid group already.
246
00:11:24,784 --> 00:11:27,128
I say that it's for "artistic
research" and they, like, love it.
247
00:11:27,187 --> 00:11:28,996
They don't understand that.
They think that you're a spy.
248
00:11:29,055 --> 00:11:30,033
Okay?
Excuse me.
249
00:11:30,123 --> 00:11:31,796
Good afternoon, Mr. Pouncer.
How can I help you?
250
00:11:32,559 --> 00:11:34,004
Well, there's this
mate of mine, right,
251
00:11:34,060 --> 00:11:36,836
and he's a little under the
weather at the moment.
252
00:11:37,030 --> 00:11:38,805
Um, so I want
to send him this.
253
00:11:39,299 --> 00:11:40,676
Uh... Medicine.
254
00:11:41,034 --> 00:11:42,206
Very good.
255
00:11:42,302 --> 00:11:44,213
There's his address
and information.
256
00:11:44,304 --> 00:11:45,681
Do you think you could
do that for me, love?
257
00:11:45,738 --> 00:11:46,808
Absolutely.
Consider it done.
258
00:11:46,806 --> 00:11:48,342
Thanks a million.
Have a lovely day.
259
00:11:48,408 --> 00:11:51,389
Oh, sure, now that I've seen
you, I most definitely will.
260
00:11:51,678 --> 00:11:52,679
(GASPS)
Get out of here.
261
00:11:52,745 --> 00:11:56,420
I'm sorry. His voice is a vision.
What could I do?
262
00:11:56,516 --> 00:11:57,654
Go...
Go to your meeting.
263
00:11:57,717 --> 00:11:58,889
For someone who
works in hospitality,
264
00:11:58,985 --> 00:12:01,090
you're really inhospitable.
You know that, Dani?
265
00:12:01,187 --> 00:12:02,530
If they paid me a little
more, I'd be nicer.
266
00:12:02,589 --> 00:12:03,590
Stop it! Don't do that!
Get out!
267
00:12:03,690 --> 00:12:04,760
(MAN SPEAKING IN THICK ACCENT)
268
00:12:04,857 --> 00:12:08,532
And I need to check out
other facilities but right...
269
00:12:12,031 --> 00:12:14,033
You gotta be kidding me.
270
00:12:15,068 --> 00:12:16,069
(SIGHS)
271
00:12:22,775 --> 00:12:24,686
Hey, I'm here
to see Louis.
272
00:12:24,744 --> 00:12:28,521
Hi! I'm Nancy.
I'm new.
273
00:12:29,749 --> 00:12:32,389
Have a seat. I'll let Louis
know you're here. Okay.
274
00:12:33,086 --> 00:12:34,895
(HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING)
275
00:12:39,759 --> 00:12:41,602
You're Sam Sotto's kid,
right'?
276
00:12:41,861 --> 00:12:43,863
Yeah, how'd you know?
277
00:12:43,963 --> 00:12:46,705
(CHUCKLES)
Your dad is so hot.
278
00:12:46,799 --> 00:12:49,746
Sorry. I just bought
his autobiography.
279
00:12:49,802 --> 00:12:53,875
I love to read. So, I'm
like always reading.
280
00:12:54,874 --> 00:12:56,376
It's important.
281
00:12:56,876 --> 00:12:59,288
Very cool. Cool.
282
00:13:00,880 --> 00:13:02,791
(INTERCOM BEEPS)
Sotto Jr.'s here.
283
00:13:02,915 --> 00:13:04,986
It's, um,
it's just Solomon.
284
00:13:05,084 --> 00:13:09,396
It's Carol Solomon, "Sotto"
is my dad's stage name.
285
00:13:09,789 --> 00:13:12,793
Guess you didn't get to
that part in the book.
286
00:13:13,593 --> 00:13:14,594
Carol.
287
00:13:14,727 --> 00:13:16,400
Hey.
What up, playa?
288
00:13:16,462 --> 00:13:17,998
On. (CHUCKLES)
(IMITATES EXPLOSION)
289
00:13:18,231 --> 00:13:19,175
All right. Come on.
Oh.
290
00:13:19,265 --> 00:13:20,972
Let's make something
shiny out of shit!
291
00:13:21,067 --> 00:13:22,137
Great.
292
00:13:22,235 --> 00:13:23,305
All right.
293
00:13:24,404 --> 00:13:26,281
Hey, so, really sorry about
that stupid rambling message
294
00:13:26,339 --> 00:13:27,647
I left on your
machine the other day
295
00:13:27,740 --> 00:13:28,980
when I said "retarded"
a bunch of times.
296
00:13:29,075 --> 00:13:30,418
I didn't mean
actually retarded.
297
00:13:30,476 --> 00:13:32,251
I think I just get
nervous or something
298
00:13:32,312 --> 00:13:34,155
when I'm leaving
a message on your machine.
299
00:13:34,247 --> 00:13:35,248
Your dad might hear it
300
00:13:35,315 --> 00:13:37,761
and I'm doing a voice over
basically on your phone.
301
00:13:37,817 --> 00:13:39,797
You don't have to worry about
it anymore 'cause I moved out.
302
00:13:39,852 --> 00:13:41,763
So you can just call me
on my cell directly.
303
00:13:41,821 --> 00:13:42,822
Oh, yeah?
Yeah.
304
00:13:42,922 --> 00:13:45,493
Oh, cool. Definitely. I'll definitely
call you on your cell, you know.
305
00:13:45,591 --> 00:13:48,197
If the situation calls for it,
professionally, I'll call you on the cell.
306
00:13:48,294 --> 00:13:50,604
I'm not gonna burn rush
you or anything. Okay.
307
00:13:50,830 --> 00:13:52,366
I should cut you
with a knife, I should.
308
00:13:53,499 --> 00:13:54,500
Is that what you think?
309
00:13:54,767 --> 00:13:56,440
Is that what you think,
you stupid slapper?
310
00:13:57,837 --> 00:14:00,374
Just remember
the "F" for the "T-H."
311
00:14:00,773 --> 00:14:04,220
Like "F" for "fink," "fink,"
versus, like, "think."
312
00:14:04,310 --> 00:14:06,312
What do you fink, you stupid...
Yeah.
313
00:14:06,446 --> 00:14:08,949
Say it, say it. Is zat whot
you fink, you stupid slappa?
314
00:14:09,015 --> 00:14:10,824
Is zat whot you fink,
you stupid slappa?
315
00:14:10,883 --> 00:14:11,884
Yeah. There it is.
316
00:14:11,984 --> 00:14:13,156
Is zat whot you fink,
you stupid slappa?
317
00:14:13,286 --> 00:14:14,788
Should we try one?
CAROL: Okay. Yeah.
318
00:14:14,854 --> 00:14:16,356
LOUIS: Okay. I'll do a series
and we'll keep it open.
319
00:14:16,456 --> 00:14:18,458
Is zat what you fink,
you stupid slappa?
320
00:14:19,892 --> 00:14:21,530
Nice work.
HENERS: Guess who's a no show!
321
00:14:21,694 --> 00:14:23,469
Gustav Jizz Nuggets.
322
00:14:23,563 --> 00:14:25,474
Hey. I'm in a session,
Heners. Come on.
323
00:14:25,898 --> 00:14:27,878
(WHISTLES) Louis, I gotta tum
this temp track in today.
324
00:14:27,967 --> 00:14:29,173
I was gonna do
it myself, but...
325
00:14:29,235 --> 00:14:33,240
No, no, no! You sound like an angry Muppet.
Get Cher. It'll be better.
326
00:14:33,339 --> 00:14:35,683
Cher sounds like
a sleepy chipmunk.
327
00:14:35,975 --> 00:14:37,818
I can do it.
I mean, I'll do it.
328
00:14:37,910 --> 00:14:41,414
I'm no Don LaFontaine, but if it's
just a temp recording, I can do it.
329
00:14:41,714 --> 00:14:42,818
No, that'd be perfect.
330
00:14:42,882 --> 00:14:44,361
HENERS: I needed to do this
10 minutes ago. Thank you.
331
00:14:44,417 --> 00:14:45,760
Um... Eva, could you
just put the cork back
332
00:14:45,852 --> 00:14:47,160
in your mouth and
work on those vowels'?
333
00:14:47,253 --> 00:14:48,231
Thank you.
334
00:14:48,321 --> 00:14:50,733
A-E-I-O-U, A-E-I-O-U...
335
00:14:51,724 --> 00:14:53,397
So, princess boy
will not be gracing us
336
00:14:53,526 --> 00:14:57,064
with his shitty vocals for
this piece of dung trailer
337
00:14:57,163 --> 00:14:59,666
for a fucking romantic
comedy with children.
338
00:14:59,832 --> 00:15:01,334
Oh, this is for
Welcome to the Jungle Gym.
339
00:15:01,401 --> 00:15:03,005
CHER: Hey,
Gustav's sound is tight.
340
00:15:03,069 --> 00:15:05,071
Do not judge him for being
monetarily privileged.
341
00:15:05,338 --> 00:15:07,079
Carol, you want a water or a Fanta'?
I'd like a Fanta.
342
00:15:07,173 --> 00:15:09,676
HENERS: I'm sorry, I have
no time for a rich kid
343
00:15:09,742 --> 00:15:12,120
who threw away his
inheritance on a soccer team
344
00:15:12,211 --> 00:15:13,281
and then somehow
fell into being
345
00:15:13,379 --> 00:15:14,517
the highest paid
voice over artist...
346
00:15:14,614 --> 00:15:16,025
Okay, Carol, why don't you
just hop in the booth.
347
00:15:16,115 --> 00:15:18,026
(STAMMERS) Okay, yeah. HENERS:
He's lucky he's got those pipes,
348
00:15:18,084 --> 00:15:19,927
otherwise he'd be a washed-up
mortgage trader right now.
349
00:15:20,019 --> 00:15:23,091
Thanks for asking me if I
wanted a Fanta, Louis.
350
00:15:23,723 --> 00:15:24,724
Do you want a Fanta?
351
00:15:24,924 --> 00:15:26,232
No.
352
00:15:26,759 --> 00:15:28,739
HENERS: Here we go.
Here we go.
353
00:15:29,362 --> 00:15:30,363
Carol,
can you hear me in there?
354
00:15:30,530 --> 00:15:31,702
Mmm-hmm. Yeah,
I hear you perfect
355
00:15:32,865 --> 00:15:34,071
(CLEARS THROAT)
356
00:15:34,801 --> 00:15:38,044
(DOING VOCAL EXERCISES)
357
00:15:43,876 --> 00:15:44,911
Ready, ready.
358
00:15:45,378 --> 00:15:47,722
Okay. Welcome to the Jungle
Gym promo, make one.
359
00:15:54,787 --> 00:15:55,788
Allo Carol!
360
00:15:55,888 --> 00:15:56,832
Eva Longoria.
361
00:15:56,956 --> 00:15:57,957
M. H“.
362
00:15:58,057 --> 00:15:59,297
Where'd you go?
You just ran off.
363
00:15:59,392 --> 00:16:02,134
(STAMMERS) Oh, sorry. I thought we were done.
You said we were done, right?
364
00:16:02,295 --> 00:16:03,831
Yeah, yeah. We're done. Okay.
365
00:16:03,930 --> 00:16:05,739
But you forgot
your Fanta.
366
00:16:05,798 --> 00:16:08,438
Oh. Thanks. Um...
Back to stupid slappers.
367
00:16:08,835 --> 00:16:09,813
Stupid slappa!
368
00:16:09,902 --> 00:16:10,937
Yes, very good.
You lead.
369
00:16:11,003 --> 00:16:13,916
Stupid slappa! That's what
you fink, you stupid slappa!
370
00:16:13,973 --> 00:16:15,179
You want some Fanta?
No.
371
00:16:20,313 --> 00:16:21,792
It's in the fridge, Moe.
372
00:16:21,848 --> 00:16:23,919
It's not. Otherwise, I'd have it.
And you'd have it.
373
00:16:23,983 --> 00:16:25,155
We'd all have it.
It would be great.
374
00:16:25,251 --> 00:16:26,195
Let me just do it.
375
00:16:26,285 --> 00:16:29,164
It's not a matter of you doing it, okay?
We're out of soy vanilla.
376
00:16:29,255 --> 00:16:30,825
You guys are so loud.
377
00:16:30,923 --> 00:16:32,596
Weren't you supposed
to be in charge of that?
378
00:16:32,992 --> 00:16:35,029
(STAMMERS) Well, I will
be from now on. Okay?
379
00:16:35,928 --> 00:16:36,963
Love you!
380
00:16:37,029 --> 00:16:39,373
"I love you, too, Moe.
Have a great day."
381
00:16:39,632 --> 00:16:41,270
"You, too. Thank you,
sweetness." Ahh!
382
00:16:41,801 --> 00:16:42,802
(GROANS)
383
00:16:43,002 --> 00:16:44,276
Obviously,
butter side down.
384
00:16:44,337 --> 00:16:45,338
Oh, no.
385
00:16:46,372 --> 00:16:47,373
(GROANS)
386
00:16:47,473 --> 00:16:48,816
It's okay.
387
00:16:48,875 --> 00:16:52,049
Yeah. Yeah, let's do it.
Let's live.
388
00:16:54,814 --> 00:16:56,521
(ELEVATOR BELL DINGS)
(INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS)
389
00:17:06,692 --> 00:17:07,864
You're killing me, Dani.
390
00:17:08,895 --> 00:17:10,738
Mr. Pouncer, hi.
(STAMMERING)
391
00:17:10,830 --> 00:17:15,006
I'm so sorry. I just didn't see you there.
I'm so sorry.
392
00:17:15,167 --> 00:17:17,147
Um, how can I help
you today, sir?
393
00:17:17,303 --> 00:17:19,180
I just noticed you're not
wearing a wedding ring.
394
00:17:19,238 --> 00:17:21,479
So now I'm never gonna
leave you alone, am I?
395
00:17:22,174 --> 00:17:23,847
Sir...
No, I'm not a sir.
396
00:17:24,076 --> 00:17:25,749
No, you have
to do something brave
397
00:17:25,878 --> 00:17:27,221
or do a shit ton of
drugs in a rock band
398
00:17:27,313 --> 00:17:28,348
to be one of those.
No, no, no.
399
00:17:28,548 --> 00:17:29,856
I am a Terry, however.
400
00:17:30,416 --> 00:17:31,417
Ah.
401
00:17:32,685 --> 00:17:33,720
Terry.
402
00:17:33,819 --> 00:17:35,162
Terry. Hi.
403
00:17:35,521 --> 00:17:39,992
Oh. Hi, Terry. Can I get
you anything today, Terry?
404
00:17:40,059 --> 00:17:42,266
Um... No, actually.
I just wanted to see
405
00:17:42,361 --> 00:17:43,669
if I could get you
to call me Terry.
406
00:17:43,729 --> 00:17:45,834
And, uh, I just did.
407
00:17:46,098 --> 00:17:48,044
That's what me mother
calls me, you see.
408
00:17:48,100 --> 00:17:49,408
Cheers!
409
00:17:49,602 --> 00:17:51,673
Cheers. Cheers.
410
00:17:54,073 --> 00:17:55,279
Relax, Dani,
411
00:17:55,374 --> 00:17:56,944
you're acting like I'm the
first guy to ever hit on you.
412
00:18:02,548 --> 00:18:03,925
(PHONE RINGING)
(GASPS)
413
00:18:05,585 --> 00:18:06,620
Good afternoon,
Concierge.
414
00:18:06,886 --> 00:18:08,058
CAROL: (IN BRITISH ACCENT)
Yes, good afternoon.
415
00:18:08,120 --> 00:18:10,361
Carol, I can't talk right now.
I'm super busy.
416
00:18:10,590 --> 00:18:11,591
(IN NORMAL ACCENT)
No, you're not.
417
00:18:11,691 --> 00:18:12,761
I'm standing
right behind you.
418
00:18:13,092 --> 00:18:15,436
Just kidding. Psych.
That's not funny, Carol.
419
00:18:15,795 --> 00:18:16,773
What'?
420
00:18:16,862 --> 00:18:22,244
Do you know that your neighbor
Pippa is from, uh, Guildford?
421
00:18:22,301 --> 00:18:24,611
And, um, I had a really
nice chat with her...
422
00:18:24,704 --> 00:18:27,378
Because you are all out of soya vanilla.
They say "soya."
423
00:18:27,440 --> 00:18:30,250
What's up, Carol? What do you want?
I got a lot of things to do.
424
00:18:30,309 --> 00:18:33,290
All right. Fine, fine. I'm gonna
try the soft sell on this,
425
00:18:33,379 --> 00:18:35,882
but you know that's really,
really hard for me, um...
426
00:18:36,148 --> 00:18:40,426
Sister code, Dani. I really
need that Pouncer guy,
427
00:18:40,486 --> 00:18:42,159
the Irish
good-looking guy.
428
00:18:42,254 --> 00:18:44,097
I need his accent
for my archives
429
00:18:44,156 --> 00:18:46,727
because, really, it's one of the
accents that I struggle with.
430
00:18:46,826 --> 00:18:49,272
Really, Dani. No, no. No, Carol.
431
00:18:49,328 --> 00:18:51,171
The news clips that I have,
they're too regional.
432
00:18:51,263 --> 00:18:53,402
And in order to really
master a dialect,
433
00:18:53,466 --> 00:18:56,413
you need to have these vowels.
Dani, come on!
434
00:18:56,469 --> 00:18:58,915
Fine. You're just...
Did you say fine?
435
00:18:58,971 --> 00:19:00,075
Yeah.
436
00:19:00,139 --> 00:19:01,140
Great! (CHUCKLES)
437
00:19:01,240 --> 00:19:04,244
Oh, um, so,
there's one issue, though.
438
00:19:04,310 --> 00:19:05,414
What'?
439
00:19:05,511 --> 00:19:07,991
Your manager has, like, a fake
restraining order on me or something
440
00:19:08,080 --> 00:19:09,616
because the Bulgarian
guy that I followed
441
00:19:09,682 --> 00:19:11,161
out last time happened
to be a diplomat.
442
00:19:11,250 --> 00:19:14,129
I didn't know about it. It was a thing...
Wouldn't have done it.
443
00:19:14,353 --> 00:19:15,764
God damn it, Carol!
444
00:19:15,921 --> 00:19:16,922
Hindsight was 2040.
445
00:19:17,156 --> 00:19:19,534
Oh... What? What do you want?
What do you need?
446
00:19:19,625 --> 00:19:22,868
Okay. So sister code. It's super easy.
All you have to do is...
447
00:19:22,962 --> 00:19:24,839
I'm gonna drop off my
little interview questions
448
00:19:24,930 --> 00:19:26,705
and the recorder
and you just press "Record."
449
00:19:26,799 --> 00:19:29,871
Ask the questions.
The guy answers it. Done.
450
00:19:30,169 --> 00:19:32,979
Sister code.
Done deal. Sister code.
451
00:19:33,039 --> 00:19:35,781
What is this "sister code" thing
that you're doing right now'!
452
00:19:35,875 --> 00:19:36,945
Oh, what? Sister code'?
453
00:19:37,276 --> 00:19:38,448
(IMITATES)
"What? Sister code?"
454
00:19:38,511 --> 00:19:40,149
Yeah, it's a new thing.
I was just trying it out.
455
00:19:40,212 --> 00:19:41,520
Do you like it?
456
00:19:41,614 --> 00:19:43,218
I don't know.
I don't really like it.
457
00:19:43,315 --> 00:19:45,955
What?
Ping-pong it a little bit.
458
00:19:46,018 --> 00:19:47,691
Like I say,
"Sister," you say...
459
00:19:48,020 --> 00:19:49,294
I'm not saying it.
460
00:19:49,388 --> 00:19:51,368
Um, I won't push my luck. But
you'll do the interview questions?
461
00:19:51,557 --> 00:19:53,628
Look, I'm going to do it.
Okay? I'm doing it.
462
00:19:53,693 --> 00:19:54,967
Yeah?
Yeah.
463
00:19:55,127 --> 00:19:57,004
I love you.
Sister code.
464
00:19:57,063 --> 00:19:58,167
No.
465
00:19:58,230 --> 00:19:59,641
Okay. Bye.
466
00:19:59,799 --> 00:20:01,176
(INDISTINCT)
467
00:20:02,234 --> 00:20:03,474
How did Mission Ireland go?
468
00:20:03,869 --> 00:20:04,904
Yeah. Really good.
469
00:20:05,037 --> 00:20:06,516
I'm gonna drop off
the equipment now.
470
00:20:06,572 --> 00:20:07,915
I can't believe
she said yes.
471
00:20:08,007 --> 00:20:10,180
Yeah, me neither. She could
lose her job if she's caught.
472
00:20:10,309 --> 00:20:11,811
Oh, my God,
you're so dramatic.
473
00:20:11,877 --> 00:20:13,151
(CELL PHONE VIBRATING)
474
00:20:13,345 --> 00:20:14,346
Yello.
475
00:20:14,413 --> 00:20:15,414
You booked that gig!
476
00:20:15,514 --> 00:20:16,515
What sis?
477
00:20:16,582 --> 00:20:17,822
Uh, Welcome
to the Jungle Gym.
478
00:20:17,917 --> 00:20:19,055
Who did?
479
00:20:19,351 --> 00:20:21,228
You did! The studio heard
the temp recording you did
480
00:20:21,320 --> 00:20:24,199
and they want your voice
on the trailer, Carol.
481
00:20:24,423 --> 00:20:25,561
But I'm a chick.
482
00:20:25,658 --> 00:20:27,035
Yeah, I know.
I'm acutely aware of that.
483
00:20:27,226 --> 00:20:30,435
The studio said they feel that
it's a "modern, quirky" choice.
484
00:20:30,563 --> 00:20:32,600
A what? And that you're
perfect for the genre.
485
00:20:32,698 --> 00:20:34,507
Children's romantic
comedy is a genre now?
486
00:20:34,600 --> 00:20:36,580
Who cares'?
You just took a job,
487
00:20:36,669 --> 00:20:38,740
a huge job
from Gustav Warner.
488
00:20:38,838 --> 00:20:39,839
I did?
489
00:20:39,905 --> 00:20:41,851
Yeah. You just served up
a can of warning soup
490
00:20:41,907 --> 00:20:43,887
to the Warn-dog himself!
491
00:20:44,043 --> 00:20:45,351
(WHOOPS)
492
00:20:46,178 --> 00:20:48,454
I say next up,
lemon drop shots on me.
493
00:20:48,547 --> 00:20:49,617
(CONTINUES WHOOPING)
494
00:20:50,015 --> 00:20:51,187
Are you excited
or trying to fart?
495
00:20:51,851 --> 00:20:53,626
Hello?
(PHONE DISCONNECTS)
496
00:20:53,719 --> 00:20:54,789
Carol'?
497
00:20:56,255 --> 00:20:57,893
(CLEARS THROAT) Okay.
All right. All right, then.
498
00:20:57,957 --> 00:20:59,231
All right,
let's get those shots.
499
00:20:59,291 --> 00:21:03,239
All right, okay. I'll see you tonight then.
All right. Okay.
500
00:21:03,529 --> 00:21:05,065
I know
she hung up already.
501
00:21:06,532 --> 00:21:08,068
It's that obvious?
502
00:21:15,908 --> 00:21:18,252
SAM: Hello?
Dad, I, um...
503
00:21:18,377 --> 00:21:20,584
Hello?
Can you hear me'?
504
00:21:20,646 --> 00:21:21,624
What's that?
505
00:21:21,714 --> 00:21:23,091
Sorry. Wait.
Can you hear me now?
506
00:21:23,749 --> 00:21:24,750
Gotcha!
507
00:21:24,817 --> 00:21:26,956
This is my
voice mail message.
508
00:21:27,052 --> 00:21:28,122
I'm unable
to take your call...
509
00:21:28,220 --> 00:21:29,255
Really?
(PHONE BEEPS)
510
00:21:29,321 --> 00:21:30,459
GUSTAV: (IN HOARSE VOICE)
What?
511
00:21:30,656 --> 00:21:33,500
I lost it to a broad?
Are you kidding me?
512
00:21:33,659 --> 00:21:35,468
SIEGEL ON PHONE; No,
why would I be kidding you?
513
00:21:35,561 --> 00:21:36,767
You know this
is all happening
514
00:21:36,829 --> 00:21:38,740
because I got sick and
I couldn't perform that day.
515
00:21:38,798 --> 00:21:39,833
Put it down.
516
00:21:39,932 --> 00:21:43,243
Siegel. I smell legal.
I smell legal!
517
00:21:44,303 --> 00:21:47,079
Well, get off the phone with me
and get on the phone with them!
518
00:21:47,907 --> 00:21:49,352
I'm sorry, Sam.
519
00:21:49,475 --> 00:21:50,852
I'm sorry you had to hear that.
No, no, no!
520
00:21:50,943 --> 00:21:52,183
Listen,
don't apologize.
521
00:21:52,278 --> 00:21:54,986
It's fine. Times are changing.
That's the way it is.
522
00:21:55,247 --> 00:21:57,921
Nowadays, they're flying
planes, they're taking jobs.
523
00:21:58,083 --> 00:22:00,359
That's just the reality.
Welcome to today's world.
524
00:22:00,452 --> 00:22:02,989
I mean, it wasn't too long
ago that I can remember,
525
00:22:03,088 --> 00:22:04,123
all I had to worry about
526
00:22:04,190 --> 00:22:07,296
with the ladies was how quickly 10 get
their panties off. You understand?
527
00:22:07,426 --> 00:22:09,428
Yeah. Yeah. And I don't
want you to fret.
528
00:22:09,762 --> 00:22:13,005
As soon as you get to resurrect
those three little words, buddy,
529
00:22:13,332 --> 00:22:15,278
you are gonna
own this town.
530
00:22:16,368 --> 00:22:19,781
Amen to that (CLEARS
THROAT) Amen to that, Sam.
531
00:22:19,939 --> 00:22:21,282
(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
532
00:22:22,708 --> 00:22:23,709
Mmm.
533
00:22:28,347 --> 00:22:29,519
Hi, Moe!
534
00:22:29,615 --> 00:22:30,889
Pippa! Hey!
535
00:22:30,983 --> 00:22:32,121
Is Dani here'?
536
00:22:32,351 --> 00:22:34,126
No, actually.
No, she's at work.
537
00:22:34,386 --> 00:22:36,832
Look, I'm really sorry. I
know I do this all the time.
538
00:22:36,889 --> 00:22:38,197
It's just one tiny...
539
00:22:38,290 --> 00:22:39,360
No, no, no.
Go ahead.
540
00:22:39,458 --> 00:22:42,462
Please, I'm taking a break from work.
Making a PB & J.
541
00:22:43,395 --> 00:22:45,068
Peanut butter and jelly.
Jam.
542
00:22:45,164 --> 00:22:47,804
"Jam."
Right, right.
543
00:22:47,867 --> 00:22:50,040
Um, this is really awkward,
Moe, but the thing is,
544
00:22:50,135 --> 00:22:51,478
our drain's busted
in our flat.
545
00:22:51,537 --> 00:22:53,039
My mate is dealing
with it at the moment.
546
00:22:53,138 --> 00:22:54,811
But the pipes need
cleaning. Who knew?
547
00:22:54,974 --> 00:22:56,715
And I haven't
showered in three days.
548
00:22:56,809 --> 00:22:57,981
And I stink.
It's disgusting.
549
00:22:58,077 --> 00:23:01,991
Oh, right! God, I've been in my
sweat pants for, like, years.
550
00:23:02,381 --> 00:23:04,418
I was just wondering
if I could use your shower.
551
00:23:04,717 --> 00:23:05,923
Yours and Dani's shower.
552
00:23:06,819 --> 00:23:07,923
Uh...
553
00:23:09,388 --> 00:23:12,335
That's... That's weird,
isn't it? I'm sorry.
554
00:23:12,391 --> 00:23:13,893
(STAMMERS)
No, no, no.
555
00:23:13,993 --> 00:23:17,338
I'm sorry. Yes! I think
that'll be totally fine.
556
00:23:17,396 --> 00:23:18,739
Are you sure?
557
00:23:18,831 --> 00:23:20,708
Yeah. Of course.
Uh... Yes.
558
00:23:20,766 --> 00:23:21,767
Okay.
559
00:23:21,867 --> 00:23:23,904
I'll be back
in a jiff. Okay!
560
00:23:24,069 --> 00:23:25,377
All right.
561
00:23:26,538 --> 00:23:27,710
(EXHALES)
562
00:23:30,442 --> 00:23:31,682
It's not a big deal.
563
00:23:33,445 --> 00:23:34,685
It's not a big deal.
564
00:23:38,450 --> 00:23:39,520
Hey.
565
00:23:39,618 --> 00:23:43,589
(STAMMERS) Hey. I was just trying to
see if you're coming home for dinner,
566
00:23:43,689 --> 00:23:47,068
because I was, uh...
I was cooking a, um...
567
00:23:47,693 --> 00:23:48,899
Uh...
What?
568
00:23:49,028 --> 00:23:50,598
I was cooking
a sandwich bar.
569
00:23:50,930 --> 00:23:52,375
A sandwich bar?
570
00:23:52,431 --> 00:23:55,935
Yep. For dinner. I was cooking
a sandwich bar. You know.
571
00:23:56,468 --> 00:23:59,415
(SIGHS) Cold cuts and
rolls and mustards.
572
00:23:59,471 --> 00:24:01,951
No. I think
I gotta stay.
573
00:24:02,041 --> 00:24:05,215
They want me to help out with
some corporate thing tonight.
574
00:24:05,277 --> 00:24:07,917
Oh, great! I mean, you
know, whatever. No.
575
00:24:07,980 --> 00:24:09,982
Uh... We'll just do a
sandwich bar another night.
576
00:24:10,082 --> 00:24:11,220
I mean, it's so easy.
577
00:24:11,450 --> 00:24:12,895
Okay. Bye.
Bye.
578
00:24:13,218 --> 00:24:14,720
(PHONE BEEPS)
(sums)
579
00:24:15,120 --> 00:24:16,428
(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
580
00:24:22,962 --> 00:24:24,839
Hello, shower friend!
581
00:24:24,930 --> 00:24:27,171
Hello!
I'm shower ready!
582
00:24:27,566 --> 00:24:30,513
It's right over there.
In the bathroom.
583
00:24:30,736 --> 00:24:31,771
Thank you.
584
00:24:31,837 --> 00:24:32,907
No, thank you.
585
00:24:33,505 --> 00:24:34,609
What'?
586
00:24:35,240 --> 00:24:37,151
Uh... Do you need
help with anything?
587
00:24:37,509 --> 00:24:39,511
No. I'm good.
I've got it from here.
588
00:24:40,512 --> 00:24:43,652
Okay. There's a tricky
hot-and-cold ratio thing.
589
00:24:43,749 --> 00:24:47,322
So if you get into a jam.
If you get into a "jam,"
590
00:24:47,419 --> 00:24:50,491
just, uh, holler,
or, you know.
591
00:24:51,090 --> 00:24:52,091
(DOOR UNLOCKING)
592
00:24:53,025 --> 00:24:54,163
Hi! He“
593
00:24:54,259 --> 00:24:55,294
Are you okay'?
594
00:24:55,361 --> 00:24:56,362
Pippa's naked
in the shower.
595
00:24:56,462 --> 00:24:57,998
7
Wm' Pippa-
596
00:24:58,097 --> 00:25:00,475
Why?
Her pipes need cleaning.
597
00:25:00,532 --> 00:25:02,478
You look like you swallowed a frog.
What's wrong with you?
598
00:25:02,534 --> 00:25:03,945
What is this?
PB & J? Nice.
599
00:25:04,003 --> 00:25:05,778
Yeah. Ifs peanut butter and jam.
600
00:25:05,838 --> 00:25:07,340
Dani's not coming home for
dinner, so I thought...
601
00:25:07,439 --> 00:25:10,113
Who cares? I just texted her that she
doesn't have to do Mission Ireland
602
00:25:10,175 --> 00:25:12,883
because the vocal coaching
is temporarily on hiatus.
603
00:25:12,978 --> 00:25:13,979
Why?
604
00:25:14,046 --> 00:25:16,686
Oh, because I just got offered
another children's movie trailer
605
00:25:16,782 --> 00:25:17,783
and I just came
from an audition
606
00:25:17,850 --> 00:25:20,126
where I might be
the voice of Sunny Delight!
607
00:25:20,185 --> 00:25:25,225
Dude! Wow! You're cleaning
up is what, sister!
608
00:25:25,357 --> 00:25:27,462
Wow!
Did you tell your dad?
609
00:25:27,526 --> 00:25:29,528
No, but I will.
610
00:25:29,628 --> 00:25:30,663
Wow.
611
00:25:30,796 --> 00:25:32,469
Sunny D!
Yeah.
612
00:25:33,232 --> 00:25:34,643
(CELL PHONE VIBRATING)
613
00:25:44,810 --> 00:25:46,687
(INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS)
614
00:26:20,212 --> 00:26:21,623
You're always
taking care of me,
615
00:26:21,713 --> 00:26:24,421
so I am thrilled to be
able to return the favor.
616
00:26:25,050 --> 00:26:27,257
Oh, well, it is my job
to get you what you want.
617
00:26:27,453 --> 00:26:30,024
Darling, you don't
get me what I want,
618
00:26:30,089 --> 00:26:31,534
you get me
what I ask for.
619
00:26:31,790 --> 00:26:33,895
I'm sure what I want
would make you blush.
620
00:26:34,893 --> 00:26:36,133
(CHUCKLES)
621
00:26:37,196 --> 00:26:39,142
Really? You're funny.
622
00:26:39,231 --> 00:26:40,767
That's funny. Okay.
623
00:26:41,633 --> 00:26:43,442
Setting it out
right here.
624
00:26:43,702 --> 00:26:45,545
One-two, one-two.
625
00:26:45,604 --> 00:26:47,083
I think it's working.
626
00:26:47,239 --> 00:26:49,082
Okay, sorry,
first question.
627
00:26:49,641 --> 00:26:53,054
What makes you laugh?
That's an odd question.
628
00:26:53,612 --> 00:26:55,785
Sorry.
My sister's strange.
629
00:26:56,281 --> 00:26:59,785
I'm definitely going. Mimi and
I need to have post-party sex.
630
00:26:59,885 --> 00:27:01,091
Come on.
Are you serious?
631
00:27:01,453 --> 00:27:03,956
You hate Gustav, why would
you go to his party?
632
00:27:04,056 --> 00:27:05,558
A few more like that,
Carlos.
633
00:27:05,624 --> 00:27:07,900
Rape him for
his open bar, idiot.
634
00:27:07,960 --> 00:27:10,133
Yeah, I have enough
beer at home, thanks.
635
00:27:10,229 --> 00:27:11,640
Besides,
I don't have a date.
636
00:27:11,730 --> 00:27:12,834
HENERS:
You don't have a date.
637
00:27:12,931 --> 00:27:14,001
You're not supposed
to go with a date.
638
00:27:14,099 --> 00:27:15,578
You're supposed to
leave with a date.
639
00:27:15,667 --> 00:27:18,477
That's the point. What is this, the '50s?
Oh... Okay.
640
00:27:18,804 --> 00:27:20,750
Well, I feel safer
with the buddy system.
641
00:27:20,806 --> 00:27:24,754
Don't act like those parties aren't the worst.
A voice over party?
642
00:27:24,810 --> 00:27:26,483
I'm tired of waiting
for the bathroom
643
00:27:26,578 --> 00:27:28,148
and hearing
the voice of Cialis
644
00:27:28,247 --> 00:27:30,625
hitting on the Virgin
America message-hold girl.
645
00:27:30,682 --> 00:27:32,662
I'm not going
to beg you to go, man.
646
00:27:33,418 --> 00:27:34,419
Ask Carol.
647
00:27:34,586 --> 00:27:35,621
What'?
648
00:27:35,687 --> 00:27:37,360
You should ask
Carol to the party.
649
00:27:37,656 --> 00:27:38,691
Really?
650
00:27:38,924 --> 00:27:40,631
Yeah.
Wow, okay.
651
00:27:40,759 --> 00:27:43,205
I think that's probably the single
worst idea you ever had, Cher.
652
00:27:43,295 --> 00:27:44,603
Nice one.
653
00:27:45,797 --> 00:27:47,538
CAROL: Hello.
Hey. You busy?
654
00:27:47,633 --> 00:27:49,340
No, I'm just leaving
this audition thing.
655
00:27:49,434 --> 00:27:50,435
Cool, cool.
656
00:27:50,502 --> 00:27:52,641
Hey, so listen, I was calling
'cause I was just wondering
657
00:27:52,771 --> 00:27:55,547
if, um, if you had
any plans for tonight.
658
00:27:55,941 --> 00:27:57,113
Oh. Um...
659
00:27:58,110 --> 00:27:59,680
Um... (CHUCKLES)
660
00:27:59,778 --> 00:28:03,555
(STAMMERS) For like...
Like to just... For what?
661
00:28:03,682 --> 00:28:06,526
Oh, there's this thing,
just this party thing.
662
00:28:06,618 --> 00:28:08,529
Oh, what,
the Gustav party'?
663
00:28:08,620 --> 00:28:11,396
Yeah, totally lame, right'?
664
00:28:11,557 --> 00:28:13,195
I'm obviously not going... Oh.
665
00:28:13,292 --> 00:28:15,704
I'm actually going.
666
00:28:15,794 --> 00:28:18,502
I mean, I might go,
but I don't wanna go.
667
00:28:19,531 --> 00:28:22,034
So are you, um...
Are you going with anyone?
668
00:28:22,134 --> 00:28:25,547
Yeah. My dad's girlfriend wants
me and my sister to go to it,
669
00:28:25,737 --> 00:28:28,479
like, as a bonding thing or something.
It's gonna be whack.
670
00:28:28,540 --> 00:28:30,542
Totally whack!
Wickedy whack, baby!
671
00:28:30,642 --> 00:28:31,677
You know what
I'm talking about?
672
00:28:31,743 --> 00:28:33,689
Uh, that's probably why
I'm not going, actually.
673
00:28:33,745 --> 00:28:36,351
Honestly, the only reason why
I'm going is just to network.
674
00:28:36,715 --> 00:28:39,491
Cool. I mean, I think
that's a smart move.
675
00:28:39,651 --> 00:28:42,530
If I were in your situation, I
would definitely do that. Nice.
676
00:28:42,988 --> 00:28:44,490
It would be more fun
if you were there.
677
00:28:44,556 --> 00:28:45,694
I'm gonna get this call.
678
00:28:45,757 --> 00:28:47,168
What? Didn't you
hear what I said?
679
00:28:47,226 --> 00:28:48,830
No, what did you say?
Excuse ma'?
680
00:28:48,994 --> 00:28:50,667
No, I was just...
Hello?
681
00:28:50,729 --> 00:28:52,003
Please take
your other ca“.
682
00:28:52,064 --> 00:28:53,065
Okay. Later.
683
00:28:53,198 --> 00:28:54,734
Do you know where I can get
a smoothie around here?
684
00:28:54,833 --> 00:28:57,677
Um, I'm sorry.
I do not... (STAMMERS)
685
00:28:57,736 --> 00:28:59,238
I'm sorry. I didn't
hear what you said.
686
00:28:59,338 --> 00:29:00,408
(IMITATES) I said I don't
know where you'd get
687
00:29:00,505 --> 00:29:01,711
a smoothie
around here at all.
688
00:29:01,773 --> 00:29:02,843
I'm so sorry.
689
00:29:02,908 --> 00:29:03,909
Oh' okay.
Thanks so much.
690
00:29:04,009 --> 00:29:05,079
Yeah. No worries.
691
00:29:06,745 --> 00:29:08,247
Have you seen
my stress ball?
692
00:29:08,347 --> 00:29:09,382
What is your problem'?
693
00:29:09,448 --> 00:29:10,688
Carol's going to
the party tonight.
694
00:29:10,749 --> 00:29:12,285
With you?
No.
695
00:29:12,384 --> 00:29:13,692
Are you gonna ask her'?
696
00:29:13,752 --> 00:29:14,856
I just told her
I'm not going.
697
00:29:15,053 --> 00:29:16,088
Why would you do that'?
698
00:29:16,221 --> 00:29:17,291
I don't know, Cher!
699
00:29:17,389 --> 00:29:19,198
How you going to eat the
apple if you got no teeth?
700
00:29:19,758 --> 00:29:20,862
What'?
701
00:29:21,026 --> 00:29:22,562
She's saying
stop being a pussy
702
00:29:22,628 --> 00:29:23,698
and bring Nancy
as your date tonight
703
00:29:23,762 --> 00:29:24,900
to make Carol jealous.
Mmm-hmm.
704
00:29:24,963 --> 00:29:27,204
Thank you, Carlos. I don't think
she used the word "pussy," though.
705
00:29:27,266 --> 00:29:30,645
Was someone looking for a
date to Gustav's party'?
706
00:29:30,802 --> 00:29:33,874
L will totally
look hot for you.
707
00:29:33,939 --> 00:29:36,146
You'll shit when you
see what I'm wearing.
708
00:29:36,275 --> 00:29:40,246
Please,
I'll be super classy.
709
00:29:40,479 --> 00:29:43,221
This is cute.
Right?
710
00:29:43,615 --> 00:29:44,753
This works.
711
00:29:44,816 --> 00:29:47,729
Yeah. Yeah.
ls the party in 1989?
712
00:29:47,819 --> 00:29:50,322
Do you have a cocktail dress
that I can borrow? (CHUCKLES)
713
00:29:50,789 --> 00:29:52,291
Yes, I do, but I'm
wearing it tonight.
714
00:29:52,391 --> 00:29:53,392
For what?
715
00:29:53,458 --> 00:29:55,165
For date night.
What?
716
00:29:55,394 --> 00:29:57,396
No, Dani's coming
with me tonight.
717
00:29:57,796 --> 00:30:00,777
What? So I'm the third
wheel on a dad date.
718
00:30:00,832 --> 00:30:01,833
Sorry-
719
00:30:01,933 --> 00:30:02,934
The horror.
720
00:30:03,001 --> 00:30:04,981
She woke up all warm
and fuzzy this morning
721
00:30:05,070 --> 00:30:06,572
and suggested
we have a fancy dinner.
722
00:30:06,805 --> 00:30:08,614
Maybe she's happier
'cause you're here.
723
00:30:08,907 --> 00:30:10,511
No, it's definitely
not that.
724
00:30:10,609 --> 00:30:11,610
Oh!
725
00:30:11,810 --> 00:30:16,782
Hey, uh... Pippa is like, you
know, a fashiony-type person.
726
00:30:16,915 --> 00:30:18,622
Yeah? You can borrow
something from her.
727
00:30:18,917 --> 00:30:21,488
I mean, she owes me one for
letting her shower here.
728
00:30:21,987 --> 00:30:24,934
What an excellent
and awkward idea.
729
00:30:26,491 --> 00:30:27,663
Hi.
Allo.
730
00:30:27,826 --> 00:30:29,828
Hello, there.
How are you?
731
00:30:29,928 --> 00:30:31,100
Hey. Hi.
732
00:30:31,596 --> 00:30:34,941
Uh, listen, we have
a fashion emergency
733
00:30:35,000 --> 00:30:38,846
(IN BRITISH ACCENT) and we
would like your help, my lady.
734
00:30:38,937 --> 00:30:43,010
A fashion emergency. Yes, absolutely.
I can help you.
735
00:30:43,108 --> 00:30:45,315
I never would have expected
that coming from you.
736
00:30:45,377 --> 00:30:46,822
It's for... Yes.
You.
737
00:30:46,878 --> 00:30:48,289
That's a lot easier.
738
00:30:48,380 --> 00:30:51,953
No, no, no. Sorry.
That was not clear.
739
00:30:52,050 --> 00:30:53,051
I'm good.
740
00:30:53,485 --> 00:30:55,294
Absolutely.
I can totally help you.
741
00:30:55,620 --> 00:30:57,622
Great. Chim-chimeree.
No.
742
00:31:00,792 --> 00:31:03,796
Any more primping, the girls
are gonna cry with jealousy.
743
00:31:03,862 --> 00:31:06,399
Well, then you're just gonna have
to kiss this lipstick off me.
744
00:31:06,531 --> 00:31:08,135
If you insist, I guess.
(CHUCKLES)
745
00:31:11,303 --> 00:31:12,407
Hey, honey.
Yeah?
746
00:31:12,504 --> 00:31:14,211
I'm really touched
you took my advice
747
00:31:14,306 --> 00:31:15,717
to include
the girls tonight.
748
00:31:15,807 --> 00:31:16,808
(CAR ENGINE STARTING)
749
00:31:16,875 --> 00:31:18,377
I can't say no
to you, can I?
750
00:31:18,910 --> 00:31:19,911
Nope.
751
00:31:25,584 --> 00:31:26,824
Ta-da!
752
00:31:27,986 --> 00:31:32,230
Whoa! You look like
somebody else.
753
00:31:32,324 --> 00:31:34,235
Are you serious?
Thanks.
754
00:31:35,060 --> 00:31:37,097
All right.
Where's Dani'?
755
00:31:37,396 --> 00:31:38,568
Late.
What else is new'?
756
00:31:38,830 --> 00:31:40,832
Well,
use protection' okay?
757
00:31:40,899 --> 00:31:41,900
I will.
758
00:31:42,934 --> 00:31:45,574
I have my diaphragm in.
759
00:31:51,943 --> 00:31:53,047
Hi.
JAMIE; Hi.
760
00:31:56,047 --> 00:31:58,755
Oh, this chair, it
always sticks like that.
761
00:31:58,850 --> 00:31:59,885
Can you get in there?
762
00:31:59,951 --> 00:32:02,795
Watch the leather. Just be
a little graceful, okay?
763
00:32:02,888 --> 00:32:03,889
Sorry.
Where's Dani'?
764
00:32:03,955 --> 00:32:05,195
She's not coming.
765
00:32:05,257 --> 00:32:06,895
You look nice, Carol.
766
00:32:06,958 --> 00:32:07,936
Thank you.
767
00:32:08,026 --> 00:32:09,096
She didn't say anything
to me about it.
768
00:32:09,194 --> 00:32:10,537
Well, she has work.
769
00:32:10,629 --> 00:32:12,631
Of course,
I told you, remember?
770
00:32:12,731 --> 00:32:14,540
I said exactly
this would happen.
771
00:32:14,633 --> 00:32:16,078
Would you like a Life Saver?
It's just predictable.
772
00:32:16,134 --> 00:32:18,944
SAM: It's tiresome. It's predictable,
the same thing all the time.
773
00:32:19,638 --> 00:32:21,413
(DANCE MUSIC PLAYING)
774
00:32:27,979 --> 00:32:29,925
It's a lot stuffier
than I remember.
775
00:32:29,981 --> 00:32:32,120
Yeah, Gustav, you got
enough goddamn flowers?
776
00:32:32,217 --> 00:32:34,754
Maybe he's covering
the fact that he stinks.
777
00:32:34,820 --> 00:32:35,958
(CHUCKLES)
Nice one, Meems.
778
00:32:36,054 --> 00:32:37,431
Where is he, anyway?
779
00:32:37,489 --> 00:32:39,935
Why are we talking about him
like we're in West Egg'?
780
00:32:40,959 --> 00:32:43,064
Oh, there he is.
Mr. Big Pants.
781
00:32:43,261 --> 00:32:44,399
(INAUDIBLE)
782
00:32:46,998 --> 00:32:49,945
Watch the door. I just had it detailed.
Watch the door.
783
00:32:50,001 --> 00:32:51,105
I'm trying my best.
I'm fine'
784
00:32:51,169 --> 00:32:52,170
Watch your foot...
Okay.
785
00:32:54,339 --> 00:32:57,081
Dad? You know what, I'm just going
to make a phone call really quickly.
786
00:32:57,142 --> 00:32:58,951
What phone call?
We just got here.
787
00:32:59,010 --> 00:32:59,988
It's going to be
really quick...
788
00:33:00,078 --> 00:33:01,989
Carol, you always
do this. Come on.
789
00:33:02,080 --> 00:33:03,957
Listen, make sure you
find us when you're done.
790
00:33:04,015 --> 00:33:05,619
All right?
I will. I will.
791
00:33:07,152 --> 00:33:08,688
(sums) Hi. Um...
792
00:33:09,087 --> 00:33:11,966
Hello. Yes,
I'd like a cab to Reseda.
793
00:33:12,023 --> 00:33:14,299
Um, how long is
the wait on that ish'?
794
00:33:14,426 --> 00:33:17,498
Carol, hey. How are you? Louis.
795
00:33:17,596 --> 00:33:18,666
Hi.
Hey.
796
00:33:18,763 --> 00:33:20,470
Nancy is who I am.
797
00:33:20,532 --> 00:33:21,977
Yes. This is true.
798
00:33:22,033 --> 00:33:23,979
Uh, you look...
You look great.
799
00:33:24,035 --> 00:33:25,514
Thank you so much.
800
00:33:25,604 --> 00:33:28,676
Were you waiting for someone?
Or should we go in?
801
00:33:28,773 --> 00:33:30,150
Um, I'm just here
with my dad.
802
00:33:30,208 --> 00:33:31,653
Oh, really! Oh...
Yeah.
803
00:33:31,710 --> 00:33:33,212
Let's go in. Okay. Great, great.
Okay.
804
00:33:36,114 --> 00:33:39,186
I was doing a gig, and we
were like on the 22nd take,
805
00:33:39,284 --> 00:33:42,356
and so the producer says,
"On the next take
806
00:33:42,454 --> 00:33:44,365
"can you give me a
little bit more energy?"
807
00:33:44,456 --> 00:33:46,993
And I said, "Well, why don't
you go back to take one."
808
00:33:47,058 --> 00:33:48,469
(ALL LAUGHING)
809
00:33:49,060 --> 00:33:51,006
You decided to come.
810
00:33:51,062 --> 00:33:53,008
Oh, yeah.
Nancy wanted to come.
811
00:33:53,064 --> 00:33:55,010
I thought, you know, "Maybe
I'll run into a friend."
812
00:33:55,066 --> 00:33:58,047
This place is rich.
Drinks stat.
813
00:33:58,136 --> 00:34:00,047
Um, you want to come?
No. I'm good.
814
00:34:00,138 --> 00:34:01,173
Are you sure?
815
00:34:01,239 --> 00:34:03,981
Yeah. You go and get
your drink on.
816
00:34:04,042 --> 00:34:07,990
Used to be Don, Hal
Douglas and Sam here
817
00:34:08,046 --> 00:34:09,992
who had the lockdown
on the epics.
818
00:34:10,048 --> 00:34:12,824
Sam, you weren't doing
epics until Don passed.
819
00:34:13,051 --> 00:34:14,997
I mean,
no disrespect.
820
00:34:15,086 --> 00:34:16,224
None taken.
821
00:34:16,321 --> 00:34:18,426
By the way, how's the Just
for Men working out for you?
822
00:34:18,523 --> 00:34:19,661
(ALL LAUGHING)
823
00:34:19,724 --> 00:34:22,364
Oh, hey, Sam, by the
way, congratulations
824
00:34:22,427 --> 00:34:23,929
on the Lifetime
Achievement Award.
825
00:34:24,029 --> 00:34:26,031
That was very, very
well-deserved, my friend.
826
00:34:26,097 --> 00:34:27,576
SAM: Very kind of you,
I appreciate that.
827
00:34:27,666 --> 00:34:29,009
JAMIE: It is
such an honor.
828
00:34:29,067 --> 00:34:31,843
It'll be a great way 10 get
Sam's whole family together.
829
00:34:31,903 --> 00:34:33,849
Bittersweet, though,
isn't it, Sotto?
830
00:34:34,005 --> 00:34:36,076
I mean, you reach
the peak of your success,
831
00:34:36,174 --> 00:34:38,450
and you only have
one way to fall.
832
00:34:38,543 --> 00:34:41,581
JOE: Listen, you're just on edge,
Graue, because you're getting old
833
00:34:41,680 --> 00:34:44,251
and Gustav's closing in
on that "In a world..." gig.
834
00:34:44,382 --> 00:34:46,055
Well, let's hope so. MARK:
I'm not sure about that.
835
00:34:46,184 --> 00:34:48,027
I think that they're gonna
make you fight for it.
836
00:34:48,219 --> 00:34:50,290
I'm surprised they didn't
go to you on this one, Sam.
837
00:34:51,122 --> 00:34:53,534
Well, gee, Marc, what makes
you so sure they didn't'!
838
00:35:00,865 --> 00:35:02,037
(SIGHS)
839
00:35:12,043 --> 00:35:13,044
Oh.
840
00:35:13,478 --> 00:35:14,582
(EXCLAIMS)
841
00:35:14,779 --> 00:35:18,226
Wow.
That is not feminine.
842
00:35:25,123 --> 00:35:26,295
Gym bag.
843
00:35:27,125 --> 00:35:29,162
That's your spot.
Always has been.
844
00:35:33,131 --> 00:35:34,166
GUSTAV:
Pretty cool, right?
845
00:35:34,265 --> 00:35:35,573
Yeah, it's impressive.
846
00:35:35,967 --> 00:35:38,106
What part? The map? Or the world?
Um...
847
00:35:38,169 --> 00:35:40,115
You know, both are good.
848
00:35:40,171 --> 00:35:43,243
Right. That's correct. Both are good.
Gustav Warner.
849
00:35:43,308 --> 00:35:45,083
Yeah, I know.
I know. This is your...
850
00:35:45,143 --> 00:35:46,144
My house and my party.
Yep.
851
00:35:46,244 --> 00:35:47,746
Yep. I don't know who you are.
852
00:35:47,812 --> 00:35:48,847
Would you care
to indulge me?
853
00:35:48,980 --> 00:35:51,460
I'm Carol Solomon. Carol Solomon.
You're very pretty.
854
00:35:52,183 --> 00:35:53,321
What'?
855
00:35:53,418 --> 00:35:55,659
You're very pretty. You're
really, really pretty.
856
00:35:55,787 --> 00:35:57,664
I saw you come in
with some randoms
857
00:35:57,756 --> 00:35:59,758
and I've been clocking
you out all night.
858
00:36:01,159 --> 00:36:03,605
You're just really pretty. I
just wanted to tell you that.
859
00:36:03,795 --> 00:36:05,001
Thank you.
860
00:36:05,096 --> 00:36:06,939
You don't have to
return the compliment.
861
00:36:06,998 --> 00:36:08,807
I get it.
I have a face for radio.
862
00:36:09,200 --> 00:36:11,544
But enjoy the map.
Or the world.
863
00:36:15,273 --> 00:36:16,684
Mimi?
Alla?
864
00:36:16,775 --> 00:36:17,845
(BOTH SPEAKING RUSSIAN)
865
00:36:17,942 --> 00:36:19,114
What are you doing here'?
866
00:36:19,177 --> 00:36:21,350
My god,
what are you doing here?
867
00:36:21,446 --> 00:36:22,823
I am working here dummy.
868
00:36:22,881 --> 00:36:24,485
So, is he a good boss'?
869
00:36:24,616 --> 00:36:29,793
He can be a shit, but he
overpays me so who gives a fuck!
870
00:36:31,222 --> 00:36:32,496
Jesus .
871
00:36:32,557 --> 00:36:33,968
(ALL LAUGHING)
872
00:36:38,029 --> 00:36:39,167
Bye!
873
00:36:40,298 --> 00:36:41,538
Amazing, right'?
874
00:36:41,633 --> 00:36:44,637
You got to take that thing out of
here before she strains her milk.
875
00:36:46,304 --> 00:36:47,476
(GROANS)
876
00:36:50,075 --> 00:36:51,577
(BABBLING DRUNKENLY)
877
00:36:51,976 --> 00:36:55,981
Oh, no!
Oh, sorry!
878
00:36:56,081 --> 00:36:57,355
(GLASS SHATTERING)
879
00:36:57,415 --> 00:36:58,416
sorry-
880
00:37:07,592 --> 00:37:09,162
Could I just
have a water?
881
00:37:09,327 --> 00:37:10,499
(VOICE MAIL BEEPS)
882
00:37:10,562 --> 00:37:13,441
It's me again.
Same message.
883
00:37:16,000 --> 00:37:17,070
(SIGHS)
884
00:37:28,079 --> 00:37:30,355
(IN IRISH ACCENT) Let's
see what you got, mate.
885
00:37:33,384 --> 00:37:35,193
(INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS)
886
00:37:36,521 --> 00:37:37,864
(PEOPLE LAUGHING)
887
00:39:03,341 --> 00:39:05,548
MR. POUNCER ON TAPE; Just people
who have a flustered vendetta
888
00:39:05,643 --> 00:39:06,678
for the unavoidable.
889
00:39:07,178 --> 00:39:08,486
And you, actually.
890
00:39:09,447 --> 00:39:13,896
(CHUCKLING) Yes! You make me laugh.
Just looking at you.
891
00:39:14,452 --> 00:39:16,363
I'm sure you're
a strong woman.
892
00:39:16,454 --> 00:39:18,400
And you're a toughie
with your friends.
893
00:39:18,489 --> 00:39:20,469
But Pm looking at you now,
894
00:39:21,392 --> 00:39:23,963
and you're shakin' in your
knickers like a little girl.
895
00:39:24,028 --> 00:39:25,029
(SCOFFS)
896
00:39:25,129 --> 00:39:26,506
I just wish
I could do something
897
00:39:26,564 --> 00:39:28,373
to make you fee!
more comfortable.
898
00:39:29,367 --> 00:39:30,471
DANI: I'm fine.
899
00:39:30,535 --> 00:39:35,143
I'm not shaking in anything.
So comfortable.
900
00:39:35,406 --> 00:39:37,181
MR POUNCER:
Do you have a boyfriend?
901
00:39:37,242 --> 00:39:38,482
DANI: Um...
902
00:39:39,410 --> 00:39:41,014
No.
903
00:39:41,079 --> 00:39:42,319
(TURNS OFF TAPE)
904
00:40:07,438 --> 00:40:08,678
GUSTAV:
Hello, nosy.
905
00:40:08,740 --> 00:40:09,741
Hey! God!
906
00:40:09,841 --> 00:40:11,047
(STAMMERS)
907
00:40:11,843 --> 00:40:13,914
I'm sorry.
I'm in this...
908
00:40:14,512 --> 00:40:18,050
I'm really sorry
about being here.
909
00:40:18,116 --> 00:40:19,254
This is clearly
off-limits to guests.
910
00:40:19,350 --> 00:40:22,058
Oh, no, no. All of my guests
have left at this point.
911
00:40:22,186 --> 00:40:23,256
They have?
912
00:40:23,354 --> 00:40:24,890
So either
you're an intruder,
913
00:40:24,956 --> 00:40:26,026
a figment
of my imagination
914
00:40:26,090 --> 00:40:27,398
or you're my new roommate.
915
00:40:27,458 --> 00:40:30,302
I would be your roommate
if I could live in this room.
916
00:40:30,428 --> 00:40:32,408
This is really...
This is cool.
917
00:40:32,463 --> 00:40:34,636
I built this
special room for me.
918
00:40:34,732 --> 00:40:36,609
This is my private space.
919
00:40:36,701 --> 00:40:38,408
Oh, sorry.
920
00:40:38,469 --> 00:40:39,470
I'm glad you like it.
921
00:40:39,570 --> 00:40:40,571
I like it.
922
00:40:41,439 --> 00:40:43,783
My parents died
when I was very young,
923
00:40:45,443 --> 00:40:47,445
and they left me
a large inheritance
924
00:40:47,545 --> 00:40:50,719
and I used that to travel the
world, so I never went to college.
925
00:40:51,883 --> 00:40:58,300
I guess you can say that
culture was my education.
926
00:41:00,491 --> 00:41:02,164
But now,
927
00:41:02,493 --> 00:41:06,270
whenever I find myself
wrapped up in the industry...
928
00:41:06,564 --> 00:41:08,441
Ah... I know
this sounds crazy,
929
00:41:08,499 --> 00:41:12,504
but I like to come to this
room, take of fall my clothes,
930
00:41:13,571 --> 00:41:18,520
and just remember what it feels
like to be uncomfortable.
931
00:41:20,511 --> 00:41:21,990
I'm only telling
you this
932
00:41:22,080 --> 00:41:23,184
because there's
something about you
933
00:41:23,281 --> 00:41:24,487
that reminds me of me.
934
00:41:26,584 --> 00:41:27,619
Oh.
935
00:41:27,685 --> 00:41:28,686
You know?
936
00:41:28,786 --> 00:41:30,493
I'm sorry, I don't mean to
unload all of that on you.
937
00:41:30,588 --> 00:41:33,501
It's just that I look at you in
this space and you're so pretty.
938
00:41:36,194 --> 00:41:39,175
And I just want
to kiss you right now.
939
00:41:54,345 --> 00:41:55,688
Um...
940
00:41:59,684 --> 00:42:00,856
(MOANING)
941
00:42:02,787 --> 00:42:04,289
(CLATTERING)
on.
942
00:42:04,655 --> 00:42:05,963
Okay. .-
943
00:42:06,157 --> 00:42:07,534
(CLATTERING)
944
00:42:07,625 --> 00:42:10,504
Sweetie, I am so sorry
945
00:42:10,561 --> 00:42:13,508
that our entire date night
got totally screwed up.
946
00:42:13,998 --> 00:42:17,468
Lizzie's nephew had some kind
of procedure or something.
947
00:42:17,535 --> 00:42:19,515
I don't know.
He's like a kid to her.
948
00:42:19,570 --> 00:42:21,516
So she wanted me to cover
for her 'cause her sister,
949
00:42:21,572 --> 00:42:26,021
whatever, is like, in AA,
or she now is in AA,
950
00:42:26,377 --> 00:42:28,379
and everybody's trying
to clean up over there.
951
00:42:28,546 --> 00:42:29,854
And she had
to take care of him.
952
00:42:29,981 --> 00:42:32,257
I guess we could just go get
Greek food if you want.
953
00:42:32,350 --> 00:42:34,352
Get takeout
because they're gonna...
954
00:42:34,485 --> 00:42:35,520
MR. POUNCER ON TAPE:
But I'm looking at you now,
955
00:42:35,586 --> 00:42:38,658
and you're shakin' in your
knickers like a little girl.
956
00:42:39,157 --> 00:42:40,500
(TURNS OFF)
957
00:42:41,526 --> 00:42:42,527
Oh!
958
00:42:46,030 --> 00:42:47,441
Oh, no.
959
00:42:54,572 --> 00:42:56,574
I found it
behind the sink.
960
00:42:58,609 --> 00:43:00,589
Wait.
961
00:43:02,947 --> 00:43:04,221
(sesame)
962
00:43:10,688 --> 00:43:12,634
Wait.
963
00:43:13,624 --> 00:43:14,694
Wait.
964
00:43:23,734 --> 00:43:24,735
(GASPS)
965
00:43:27,705 --> 00:43:29,116
(GUSTAV SNORING)
966
00:43:49,894 --> 00:43:51,100
(CLATTERS)
967
00:43:52,797 --> 00:43:54,242
(GUSTAV SIGHS)
968
00:44:36,040 --> 00:44:37,041
Hey.
969
00:44:45,650 --> 00:44:46,685
(CHUCKLES)
970
00:44:46,784 --> 00:44:49,697
It's a nice day, huh'?
971
00:44:50,121 --> 00:44:51,293
(CLEARS THROAT)
972
00:44:53,691 --> 00:44:54,795
Thank you.
973
00:44:55,626 --> 00:44:56,661
Um, for the...
974
00:44:56,727 --> 00:44:58,172
It was really...
975
00:45:00,965 --> 00:45:01,966
Nice.
976
00:45:02,800 --> 00:45:05,713
Oh, my God!
977
00:45:05,803 --> 00:45:09,376
Did we sleep together?
978
00:45:09,473 --> 00:45:10,474
No.
979
00:45:12,577 --> 00:45:14,056
Did I sleep
with anyone?
980
00:45:14,145 --> 00:45:15,146
Nope.
981
00:45:15,713 --> 00:45:17,021
Who did you sleep with'?
982
00:45:17,515 --> 00:45:18,516
Nobody.
983
00:45:21,319 --> 00:45:22,389
TAXI DISPATCHER:
Hello, Bell Cab.
984
00:45:22,486 --> 00:45:23,897
Yeah, h I, can I get a taxi cab...
Please hold.
985
00:45:23,988 --> 00:45:25,023
Yeah, I'll hold.
986
00:45:25,823 --> 00:45:28,235
I'm just going
to use your bathroom.
987
00:45:31,162 --> 00:45:33,733
Sorry about your sheets.
988
00:45:35,733 --> 00:45:39,044
Guess who's a slutty whore'?
989
00:45:39,437 --> 00:45:41,212
Dani?
990
00:45:42,173 --> 00:45:43,379
(DANI SOBBING)
991
00:45:43,774 --> 00:45:47,187
Danielle? What's going on?
Are you okay?
992
00:45:47,745 --> 00:45:49,850
What's wrong?
993
00:45:51,082 --> 00:45:52,425
(SOBBING CONTINUES)
994
00:45:54,685 --> 00:45:55,857
Okay.
995
00:45:56,854 --> 00:45:58,925
So where were you last night, man?
I didn't see you.
996
00:45:59,023 --> 00:46:00,468
SIEGEL: No, I was talking
to some redhead
997
00:46:00,558 --> 00:46:02,265
with a shitty voice
but a killer rack,.
998
00:46:02,460 --> 00:46:04,371
(CHUCKLES) I know
who you're talking about.
999
00:46:04,862 --> 00:46:06,535
Yeah, so,
what's the word, chief?
1000
00:46:06,697 --> 00:46:08,233
Listen, I got
a little gossip for you.
1001
00:46:08,299 --> 00:46:10,142
I found out the name of the
broad who snagged that gig.
1002
00:46:10,234 --> 00:46:11,235
Spill n.
1003
00:46:11,369 --> 00:46:13,315
Oh. Forget it. She's a nobody.
She's a two-bit vocal coach.
1004
00:46:13,404 --> 00:46:15,543
But now, she booked
two more movie trailer gigs.
1005
00:46:15,640 --> 00:46:17,813
Get this. They're all
children's movies, but still.
1006
00:46:17,908 --> 00:46:19,751
Her name's Carol Solomon.
1007
00:46:19,810 --> 00:46:20,811
What'?
1008
00:46:20,911 --> 00:46:23,755
Yeah, Carol Solomon, She's
not gonna keep working,
1009
00:46:23,814 --> 00:46:25,760
if I have anything to do with it.
Little thief!
1010
00:46:25,816 --> 00:46:27,090
She was at the party.
1011
00:46:27,151 --> 00:46:29,222
What're you talking about?
Who fucking brought her?
1012
00:46:29,654 --> 00:46:30,655
I don't know.
1013
00:46:30,888 --> 00:46:33,767
He came in and he walked
up with this puppy
1014
00:46:33,958 --> 00:46:36,302
He gave Erin a PUPPY?
What kind of puppy?
1015
00:46:36,394 --> 00:46:38,601
I didn't even sleep with
the stupid Irish schmuck.
1016
00:46:38,763 --> 00:46:39,741
Are you serious?
1017
00:46:39,830 --> 00:46:42,174
Not that it matters. It doesn't matter.
It does matter, Dani.
1018
00:46:42,333 --> 00:46:43,641
That makes it...
it's a gray area,
1019
00:46:43,734 --> 00:46:44,974
but I think that
makes it a lot less...
1020
00:46:45,336 --> 00:46:46,406
No, we just kissed.
1021
00:46:46,737 --> 00:46:47,807
That's pennies.
1022
00:46:47,905 --> 00:46:49,816
And then I ran
out of the room.
1023
00:46:49,907 --> 00:46:51,750
We made out for
like 25 minutes.
1024
00:46:51,809 --> 00:46:52,913
That's not hideous.
1025
00:46:53,344 --> 00:46:55,290
He tried to put the tip in.
Okay.
1026
00:46:55,346 --> 00:46:56,654
I wouldn't let
him put the tip in.
1027
00:46:56,747 --> 00:46:57,817
Yeah, that is...
1028
00:46:58,849 --> 00:47:00,487
You're not gonna win an
award with that one.
1029
00:47:00,584 --> 00:47:02,188
You can't tell...
You can say, "Moe.
1030
00:47:02,286 --> 00:47:04,163
"He tried to put the tip in,
but I didn't let him."
1031
00:47:06,924 --> 00:47:08,198
(SIGHS)
1032
00:47:15,866 --> 00:47:17,209
Sister code.
1033
00:47:19,770 --> 00:47:21,772
Did you sleep with him'?
1034
00:47:22,440 --> 00:47:23,680
It's okay.
1035
00:47:24,608 --> 00:47:25,643
Sister code?
1036
00:47:26,677 --> 00:47:28,315
I didn't.
1037
00:47:28,879 --> 00:47:30,825
HENERS:
I do not believe you!
1038
00:47:30,881 --> 00:47:32,883
I can't believe
we're still on this.
1039
00:47:32,983 --> 00:47:35,190
It wasn't even my idea
to bring her to the party.
1040
00:47:35,286 --> 00:47:38,392
Oh, no? Sorry. Why were you
late to work yesterday?
1041
00:47:38,489 --> 00:47:39,866
Because I slept in!
1042
00:47:39,957 --> 00:47:41,732
And I couldn't wake her up and
get her out of my apartment!
1043
00:47:41,826 --> 00:47:42,861
Oh, sleepy.
1044
00:47:42,960 --> 00:47:44,200
Okay.
One more time, guys.
1045
00:47:44,295 --> 00:47:46,138
I'm going to keep ii
open this time, all right?
1046
00:47:46,197 --> 00:47:49,303
Nancy is a volcano
of sensuality,
1047
00:47:49,367 --> 00:47:51,176
you could have
experienced her eruption.
1048
00:47:51,669 --> 00:47:53,307
Volcanoes
kill people, Cher.
1049
00:47:53,471 --> 00:47:55,473
You're just
miffed about Carol.
1050
00:47:55,906 --> 00:47:57,078
Hey.
What about Carol'?
1051
00:47:57,641 --> 00:47:59,348
What? I thought
you'd tell him.
1052
00:47:59,877 --> 00:48:01,413
Tell me what?
Oh, um...
1053
00:48:01,912 --> 00:48:04,984
Uh, Mimi knows
Gustav's maid, Alla,
1054
00:48:05,049 --> 00:48:07,188
because the Russian community
is very interconnected.
1055
00:48:07,251 --> 00:48:08,423
Okay.
So what'd she say?
1056
00:48:09,754 --> 00:48:11,097
(CLEARS THROAT)
Um...
1057
00:48:11,889 --> 00:48:14,665
She said that Carol spent
the night at Gustav's.
1058
00:48:14,892 --> 00:48:16,235
So I guess they...
1059
00:48:21,732 --> 00:48:22,836
Cut!
1060
00:48:22,900 --> 00:48:25,574
Okay, let's go again. It's a
police station, remember. Okay?
1061
00:48:25,669 --> 00:48:27,239
Less restaurant
hubbub and more
1062
00:48:27,338 --> 00:48:28,874
aggro conversation
in the background.
1063
00:48:29,073 --> 00:48:31,713
Snacks, take it to the
kitchen, for Christ's sake!
1064
00:48:31,909 --> 00:48:33,252
Sorry-
1065
00:48:37,014 --> 00:48:40,018
I'm sure they probably
just did oral.
1066
00:48:43,187 --> 00:48:46,634
I noticed you had some fine-looking
girls there at the party.
1067
00:48:46,724 --> 00:48:50,365
There was this one girl
that I took down.
1068
00:48:50,561 --> 00:48:51,972
At first glance,
you look at her,
1069
00:48:52,062 --> 00:48:53,405
I thought her face
was kind of rough.
1070
00:48:53,464 --> 00:48:56,911
But at second glance, whoa!
She's super hot.
1071
00:48:56,967 --> 00:48:59,208
And she was a crasher
so she was a little feisty,
1072
00:48:59,303 --> 00:49:00,441
if you know what I mean? Yeah.
1073
00:49:00,538 --> 00:49:02,142
She let me rip
her panties off
1074
00:49:02,239 --> 00:49:03,718
as soon as I stuck
my tongue in her mouth.
1075
00:49:04,141 --> 00:49:06,917
Holy cow! Man, you got lucky, kid!
You sound like me!
1076
00:49:06,977 --> 00:49:08,047
And here's
the crazy thing.
1077
00:49:08,112 --> 00:49:10,456
She is the chick who
snagged the gig from me!
1078
00:49:10,915 --> 00:49:11,916
No shit!
1079
00:49:11,982 --> 00:49:13,928
She is the chick who
snagged the gig from me.
1080
00:49:13,984 --> 00:49:14,985
You're kidding me.
No.
1081
00:49:15,085 --> 00:49:17,087
Well, you showed her who's
the boss, didn't you?
1082
00:49:17,221 --> 00:49:18,165
You're the boss!
1083
00:49:18,255 --> 00:49:19,893
Hey, man!
I'm the boss!
1084
00:49:19,957 --> 00:49:21,903
It doesn't matter.
I'll never see her again.
1085
00:49:21,959 --> 00:49:23,063
So whatever.
You know what I mean?
1086
00:49:23,127 --> 00:49:25,903
No, no. She bitch-slapped you
by stealing that gig from you.
1087
00:49:25,963 --> 00:49:27,601
I think you should
have a little fun.
1088
00:49:27,665 --> 00:49:28,939
Play this vixen out.
You understand?
1089
00:49:28,999 --> 00:49:32,845
After all, it's her fault for
messing with the scorpion.
1090
00:49:32,937 --> 00:49:33,972
Am I right?
(CHUCKLES)
1091
00:49:34,071 --> 00:49:35,243
Am I right'?
1092
00:49:35,306 --> 00:49:36,751
Yes, you are right,
Sam.
1093
00:49:36,907 --> 00:49:39,513
Give her the stinger! Once more
from me, if you don't mind.
1094
00:49:39,610 --> 00:49:40,953
(CELL PHONE VIBRATING)
1095
00:49:43,247 --> 00:49:44,590
Unknown number?
Hello.
1096
00:49:44,915 --> 00:49:46,417
GUSTAV: Gotcha.
Who is this'?
1097
00:49:46,750 --> 00:49:48,457
Oh, come on. You should
recognize my voice.
1098
00:49:48,519 --> 00:49:50,123
After all,
most of the country does.
1099
00:49:50,287 --> 00:49:52,790
Uh... Mr. Warner.
1100
00:49:52,857 --> 00:49:53,961
That's right.
1101
00:49:54,024 --> 00:49:57,267
Yeah, I can't talk right now
'cause I have to go to work.
1102
00:49:57,428 --> 00:50:00,034
Oh, really? You snaking
another one of my jobs?
1103
00:50:01,031 --> 00:50:02,635
What are you?
A detective?
1104
00:50:02,633 --> 00:50:06,843
No. But, urn, I'll search you anyway.
(LAUGHING)
1105
00:50:07,371 --> 00:50:09,009
You're cheesy.
1106
00:50:09,106 --> 00:50:10,642
Hey, come on.
You're laughing.
1107
00:50:10,808 --> 00:50:12,845
(CHUCKLES)
Um...
1108
00:50:13,010 --> 00:50:15,286
To answer your question, no,
I'm not stealing anything.
1109
00:50:15,346 --> 00:50:17,690
It's a job that was
offered directly to me.
1110
00:50:17,781 --> 00:50:18,987
Oh! Well, break a lung.
1111
00:50:19,049 --> 00:50:20,323
Thanks, I won't.
1112
00:50:20,384 --> 00:50:22,364
Bye, Carol Solomon.
1113
00:50:23,053 --> 00:50:25,033
I'm the boss.
1114
00:50:26,991 --> 00:50:29,995
(IN BRITISH ACCENT) The new Saber
Tooth bristle brush technology
1115
00:50:30,060 --> 00:50:34,702
is patented to be soft on
hair, hard on fly-aways.
1116
00:50:35,065 --> 00:50:39,514
Saber Tooth.
Because nobody's purrr-fect.
1117
00:50:43,040 --> 00:50:44,144
So where's Louis?
1118
00:50:44,208 --> 00:50:46,552
Oh, he's sick and went home early.
He doesn't want to see you.
1119
00:50:46,810 --> 00:50:48,517
What?
Not what I said.
1120
00:50:48,579 --> 00:50:50,684
Oh! Hey, um, I heard
through the grapevine
1121
00:50:50,814 --> 00:50:53,420
they want you to v.0. the
promo for that crazy trilogy.
1122
00:50:53,817 --> 00:50:55,763
And don't bust me
for dropping the broccoli.
1123
00:50:55,886 --> 00:50:57,160
(CHUCKLES)
What crazy trilogy?
1124
00:50:57,421 --> 00:50:59,765
Oh, my Gun,
The Amazon Games!
1125
00:50:59,924 --> 00:51:01,494
How could you not
have heard of this'?
1126
00:51:01,559 --> 00:51:03,004
It's common pop knowledge.
1127
00:51:03,060 --> 00:51:04,198
I don't have an agent.
1128
00:51:04,261 --> 00:51:06,901
First off,
it's a quadrilogy.
1129
00:51:06,997 --> 00:51:08,032
Great.
1130
00:51:08,098 --> 00:51:11,045
It's an adaptation of the
hyper fantasy book series.
1131
00:51:11,101 --> 00:51:14,344
It's about these fierce mutated
female Amazonian warriors
1132
00:51:14,405 --> 00:51:17,249
as the sole future
world-inhabiting species
1133
00:51:17,341 --> 00:51:19,343
battling cloned prehistoric
cavemen hybrids.
1134
00:51:19,510 --> 00:51:21,080
It's all based on
the Prussian War.
1135
00:51:21,178 --> 00:51:27,060
Anyway, they're reinstating the
hokey "In a world..." gimmick
1136
00:51:27,217 --> 00:51:28,594
and everybody's
in a huff, I guess.
1137
00:51:28,686 --> 00:51:30,927
NANCY: Because it marks
the rebirth of epic cinema!
1138
00:51:31,021 --> 00:51:32,193
CHER: Whatever.
1139
00:51:32,289 --> 00:51:35,031
I'm just glad it's a woman this
time instead of a sweaty old man.
1140
00:51:35,092 --> 00:51:36,196
Um...
I'll see you guys.
1141
00:51:36,260 --> 00:51:37,261
CHER: Yeah. Congrats.
1142
00:51:37,361 --> 00:51:39,398
Thank you for
dropping the broccoli.
1143
00:51:40,197 --> 00:51:42,074
You should cut your hair.
1144
00:51:42,132 --> 00:51:45,602
Stop trying to woo me by being mean.
It doesn't work.
1145
00:51:46,437 --> 00:51:47,438
You want to get
a drink later?
1146
00:51:47,638 --> 00:51:48,639
Okay.
1147
00:51:51,208 --> 00:51:53,711
Hey! Watch it!
1148
00:51:54,144 --> 00:51:55,885
That is so rude.
(MUTTERS)
1149
00:51:55,946 --> 00:51:57,084
Excuse me.
I'm so sorry.
1150
00:51:57,147 --> 00:51:58,626
I just want to
give you my card.
1151
00:51:58,749 --> 00:52:00,057
I'm not
a vocal coach anymore,
1152
00:52:00,117 --> 00:52:01,152
but I would make
an exception for you
1153
00:52:01,251 --> 00:52:02,730
because you sound
like a squeaky toy.
1154
00:52:02,886 --> 00:52:04,388
And I don't mean
that in a bad way.
1155
00:52:04,622 --> 00:52:06,124
I think you're
better than that.
1156
00:52:06,223 --> 00:52:07,258
And I think we're
all better than that.
1157
00:52:07,324 --> 00:52:09,065
It's good for the species.
You know what I mean?
1158
00:52:09,126 --> 00:52:11,572
There's also a Jamba Juice
two blocks away from here.
1159
00:52:11,729 --> 00:52:13,402
'Cause I bet you were
looking for a smoothie.
1160
00:52:13,464 --> 00:52:15,967
Maybe not. I don't know.
But if you were,
1161
00:52:16,066 --> 00:52:17,602
you know where it is.
1162
00:52:21,739 --> 00:52:23,082
(WHOOPING)
1163
00:52:25,109 --> 00:52:26,816
Excited or farting?
1164
00:52:26,910 --> 00:52:27,911
(GASPS)
1165
00:52:27,978 --> 00:52:29,286
(STAMMERING)
1166
00:52:31,181 --> 00:52:33,092
How are you?
1167
00:52:34,151 --> 00:52:36,153
I just came back
to get my cell phone.
1168
00:52:36,253 --> 00:52:39,291
There is no way to function in
the modern world without one.
1169
00:52:40,190 --> 00:52:42,170
Yeah. No, I know it.
1170
00:52:42,593 --> 00:52:43,799
(STAMMERS)
1171
00:52:43,927 --> 00:52:45,838
Um, do you want to talk about
anything or... (SIGHS)
1172
00:52:45,929 --> 00:52:47,340
There's nothing
you can say, Carol.
1173
00:52:47,431 --> 00:52:49,206
Right. I know. I know.
1174
00:52:52,169 --> 00:52:54,274
I wish that there was
1175
00:52:56,173 --> 00:52:57,618
a bubble or something,
you know,
1176
00:52:58,175 --> 00:53:00,121
that we could
just step into
1177
00:53:00,177 --> 00:53:03,556
where there was no judgment
or past or present.
1178
00:53:06,216 --> 00:53:10,358
A bubble where
I can hear her say
1179
00:53:10,454 --> 00:53:14,197
why she did it
in a vortex.
1180
00:53:16,226 --> 00:53:21,369
Sort of. Yeah. Not the bubble
part of it, but the general...
1181
00:53:21,465 --> 00:53:24,639
Listen, I'm staying at my
friend PJ's editing suite,
1182
00:53:24,735 --> 00:53:26,476
'cause I got a lot of deadlines.
PJ?
1183
00:53:26,537 --> 00:53:28,175
And he's got
a comfy couch
1184
00:53:28,238 --> 00:53:29,979
and this stupid yellow lab
that definitely thinks
1185
00:53:30,040 --> 00:53:31,246
I'm the best person
that ever lived.
1186
00:53:31,341 --> 00:53:33,685
(STAMMERING) PJ who, though?
Just so I know.“
1187
00:53:33,811 --> 00:53:35,688
I really gotta be away from
everything right now. Okay?
1188
00:53:35,746 --> 00:53:36,747
Okay.
1189
00:53:39,216 --> 00:53:41,560
Hey. I got good news.
Hi.
1190
00:53:41,652 --> 00:53:43,063
What'?
1191
00:53:43,687 --> 00:53:47,658
Dinner at Dad's tonight. The
groupie's making casseroles.
1192
00:53:48,225 --> 00:53:49,499
I'm ignoring that.
1193
00:53:49,693 --> 00:53:52,503
Come on. Yum-yum.
1194
00:53:52,996 --> 00:53:54,942
Hamburger hash.
1195
00:53:55,032 --> 00:53:56,204
(BOTH LAUGH)
1196
00:54:00,270 --> 00:54:02,250
Have you spoken to Moe?
1197
00:54:02,906 --> 00:54:04,010
Um...
1198
00:54:08,345 --> 00:54:12,794
I feel so lost
without him.
1199
00:54:15,285 --> 00:54:18,698
Like I can't even tell him,
you know? Because...
1200
00:54:21,291 --> 00:54:25,034
I know. I know. If you could...
If you could...
1201
00:54:25,095 --> 00:54:30,477
If you could tell him,
what would you say?
1202
00:54:31,301 --> 00:54:36,546
In a way, that's kind of a good...
It's a good exercise
1203
00:54:37,107 --> 00:54:41,112
to just let it out.
Just let it flow.
1204
00:54:41,211 --> 00:54:43,987
Whatever you want to say.
1205
00:54:44,081 --> 00:54:46,061
I am. Carol.
Okay.
1206
00:54:46,116 --> 00:54:47,117
Jesus.
Yep.
1207
00:54:48,385 --> 00:54:52,265
It's just that nobody takes care
of me the way that he does.
1208
00:54:52,422 --> 00:54:54,925
I just feel really
safe with him.
1209
00:54:56,293 --> 00:54:59,900
The only thing I gave him in
return is total dishonesty.
1210
00:55:00,330 --> 00:55:03,311
It doesn't even matter that I didn't
sleep with that asshole, right?
1211
00:55:03,400 --> 00:55:04,572
Tip or no tip.
1212
00:55:04,635 --> 00:55:05,807
Tip, as in "gratuity"?
1213
00:55:06,303 --> 00:55:10,274
God! I should not even have been
in his room in the first place.
1214
00:55:10,340 --> 00:55:13,981
I hate myself.
I hate myself.
1215
00:55:14,344 --> 00:55:16,290
I hate myself
for doing that.
1216
00:55:16,346 --> 00:55:19,259
I hate myself for squandering
the most beautiful thing
1217
00:55:19,316 --> 00:55:21,421
lever had in my
whole stupid life.
1218
00:55:24,421 --> 00:55:30,963
I'm so scared. I'm so scared,
Carol, that I'm gonna lose him.
1219
00:55:32,329 --> 00:55:36,709
And I'm so sad because
I'm not good enough for him
1220
00:55:36,800 --> 00:55:38,802
and I don't deserve him.
1221
00:55:39,369 --> 00:55:42,441
And I don't deserve
his sandwich bar.
1222
00:55:43,340 --> 00:55:45,013
(SNIFFLES)
Um...
1223
00:55:45,375 --> 00:55:49,653
(CLEARS THROAT) Who's
that hot friend of Moe's?
1224
00:55:50,147 --> 00:55:51,353
Who, um...
1225
00:55:51,448 --> 00:55:54,452
Named P A'?
1226
00:55:56,386 --> 00:55:58,366
'Cause I kinda
want to date him.
1227
00:55:58,956 --> 00:55:59,957
Wait, what?
1228
00:56:00,023 --> 00:56:02,333
(STAMMERING) PJ?
1229
00:56:02,392 --> 00:56:04,531
PJ Koopchick'?
1230
00:56:04,628 --> 00:56:08,974
PJ Koopchick. I think it
was, yeah, PJ Koopchick.
1231
00:56:09,032 --> 00:56:10,340
He's married.
1232
00:56:10,400 --> 00:56:15,145
Oh, my God! PJ Koopchick's married?
Jesus, another good one gone.
1233
00:56:15,372 --> 00:56:17,374
He's really fat.
Hairy.
1234
00:56:17,474 --> 00:56:22,685
Yeah. I know. You know I like that.
Like Dad.
1235
00:56:22,746 --> 00:56:27,752
That's literally why I was
always into, uh, PJ Koopchick.
1236
00:56:29,253 --> 00:56:30,391
(EXHALES)
1237
00:56:32,422 --> 00:56:33,901
CAROL: What are these?
1238
00:56:33,991 --> 00:56:35,436
JAMIE: Oh, they're just
cherries from a can.
1239
00:56:35,525 --> 00:56:36,560
From Canter's.
1240
00:56:36,660 --> 00:56:38,401
Wow.
No, I made it.
1241
00:56:38,495 --> 00:56:41,738
Just kidding. It's as Jewish
as you can get in her family.
1242
00:56:41,832 --> 00:56:43,004
(ALL LAUGHING)
1243
00:56:43,400 --> 00:56:45,004
That's a good one.
1244
00:56:45,936 --> 00:56:47,415
Listen, I wanted to show
you something.
1245
00:56:48,005 --> 00:56:50,952
I came across this article
I wrote decades ago.
1246
00:56:52,709 --> 00:56:56,282
Well, I think it's worth a read. Have a look at it.
It's all about goals.
1247
00:56:56,413 --> 00:56:59,087
JAMIE: I wish I could write.
Your father's book was so...
1248
00:56:59,182 --> 00:57:00,183
I'll give it to you after.
1249
00:57:00,250 --> 00:57:02,423
I'm no Philip Roth,
but I try.
1250
00:57:02,920 --> 00:57:04,092
Dani was always
a really good writer.
1251
00:57:04,187 --> 00:57:05,461
You don't
have to do that.
1252
00:57:05,555 --> 00:57:07,364
It must run
in the family.
1253
00:57:07,424 --> 00:57:09,199
My aunt Peggy
writes a column
1254
00:57:09,293 --> 00:57:10,636
for health journal in Ohio.
(CELL PHONE VIBRATES)
1255
00:57:10,761 --> 00:57:13,139
But she's not really
related to me,
1256
00:57:13,230 --> 00:57:15,073
'cause it's my mom's
brother's wife.
1257
00:57:15,198 --> 00:57:16,905
SAM: (CHUCKLES)
You kids with your phones.
1258
00:57:16,967 --> 00:57:18,537
That is what
I'm talking about.
1259
00:57:18,769 --> 00:57:20,248
Oh, look at these. They're
almost too pretty to eat.
1260
00:57:20,537 --> 00:57:23,245
(SISTERS LAUGHING) So,
how's the Moe situation?
1261
00:57:26,476 --> 00:57:28,422
Listen.
We're all family here.
1262
00:57:28,478 --> 00:57:30,151
I think we can look to
each other for strength.
1263
00:57:30,280 --> 00:57:31,452
Oh, my God!
1264
00:57:31,548 --> 00:57:33,960
Jamie, I think, could be real
helpful in this situation.
1265
00:57:34,051 --> 00:57:36,292
I actually have to run to the
little girls' room. Excuse me.
1266
00:57:36,386 --> 00:57:37,490
"How's the Moe situation?"
1267
00:57:37,587 --> 00:57:39,430
Listen, Dani.
Let me tell you something.
1268
00:57:39,489 --> 00:57:41,435
I don't think you
did anything wrong.
1269
00:57:41,591 --> 00:57:42,626
DANI: Oh, okay.
Thanks, Dad.
1270
00:57:42,726 --> 00:57:44,501
No, I mean it.
Moe's gonna get over this.
1271
00:57:44,628 --> 00:57:46,266
Okay. I'm sure.
1272
00:57:46,496 --> 00:57:47,804
You know, people make
mistakes in life.
1273
00:57:47,898 --> 00:57:49,605
I know I have.
1274
00:57:49,666 --> 00:57:51,907
Marriage is all
about forgiveness.
1275
00:57:51,969 --> 00:57:53,448
Your mother understood that.
1276
00:57:53,503 --> 00:57:55,278
Yeah! Mom totally
understood that
1277
00:57:55,405 --> 00:57:56,440
She understood
it completely.
1278
00:57:56,506 --> 00:57:59,453
I mean, she did OD on the prescription
meds that she had to take
1279
00:57:59,509 --> 00:58:01,420
to deal with the anxiety
that you caused her.
1280
00:58:01,511 --> 00:58:03,149
SAM: In the first place,
let me explain something.
1281
00:58:03,246 --> 00:58:04,418
I don't want to
split hairs, Dad.
1282
00:58:04,481 --> 00:58:06,461
Your mother had a deep
affection for Sudafed,
1283
00:58:06,516 --> 00:58:09,156
which accidentally interfered
with her love affair with Valium.
1284
00:58:09,252 --> 00:58:10,458
It was Xanax.
It was definitely Xanax.
1285
00:58:10,520 --> 00:58:11,590
SAM: Don't start!
1286
00:58:11,655 --> 00:58:14,135
She was going out with
Howard Wetson when she died!
1287
00:58:14,191 --> 00:58:16,671
At least Howard Wetson knows
I don't like bell peppers!
1288
00:58:16,760 --> 00:58:19,866
For Christ's sake, it was 16 years ago.
Would you let it pass?
1289
00:58:19,963 --> 00:58:23,809
Jesus Christ. The moment I find
one little iota of happiness
1290
00:58:23,867 --> 00:58:26,473
the two of you have to start
blaming your mother's death on me.
1291
00:58:26,536 --> 00:58:28,345
No one's blaming you,
okay?
1292
00:58:28,438 --> 00:58:29,508
Don't be so crass.
1293
00:58:29,606 --> 00:58:31,449
You're blaming yourself!
1294
00:58:31,508 --> 00:58:34,978
So Mom died. Uh,
do we need to rehash that?
1295
00:58:35,145 --> 00:58:36,783
I feel like we
really got into...
1296
00:58:36,847 --> 00:58:38,190
Here, Jamie, try some of these.
They're very good.
1297
00:58:38,281 --> 00:58:39,555
I don't want to
eat them all myself.
1298
00:58:39,649 --> 00:58:42,653
Oh, I already had one, but, yeah,
they're pretty good. (CHUCKLES)
1299
00:58:43,020 --> 00:58:44,124
So, I have news.
1300
00:58:44,187 --> 00:58:46,827
Mmm! What news? You're
not pregnant, are you?
1301
00:58:46,990 --> 00:58:48,367
All we need.
1302
00:58:48,458 --> 00:58:49,493
JAMIE:
on, I'm just kidding.
1303
00:58:49,559 --> 00:58:51,505
Um...
No, I've been working.
1304
00:58:51,628 --> 00:58:52,834
The vocal coaching,
right?
1305
00:58:52,896 --> 00:58:53,897
Terrific, yeah.
1306
00:58:54,031 --> 00:58:56,875
No, no. I just booked
these two voice over...
1307
00:58:56,967 --> 00:58:58,344
Like, movie trailer
voice over gigs.
1308
00:58:58,535 --> 00:59:01,482
And I wanted to share that with
you because it all started
1309
00:59:01,538 --> 00:59:04,382
because I swiped this really
big job from Gustav Warner,
1310
00:59:04,574 --> 00:59:07,248
who I finally met at the party
you guys brought me to.
1311
00:59:07,411 --> 00:59:11,860
And now I'm going to be the voice
of this new epic quadrilogy.
1312
00:59:11,982 --> 00:59:15,191
And I get to be the first woman to
utter the words "In a world..."
1313
00:59:15,485 --> 00:59:16,691
(COUGHING)
Sam!
1314
00:59:17,154 --> 00:59:18,098
Are you okay'?
1315
00:59:18,188 --> 00:59:19,258
DANI: Dad, have some water.
1316
00:59:19,689 --> 00:59:21,498
Excuse me. Wait a second.
1317
00:59:21,558 --> 00:59:23,435
That's you?
You're the thief'?
1318
00:59:23,660 --> 00:59:25,537
The what?
1319
00:59:25,595 --> 00:59:27,541
"The thief," it sounds
like a crime novel.
1320
00:59:27,597 --> 00:59:29,099
You're dating
Gustav Warner?
1321
00:59:29,199 --> 00:59:30,610
Wait. How do you know
about that?
1322
00:59:30,700 --> 00:59:32,577
It's more like fucking probably
than I would say dating.
1323
00:59:32,669 --> 00:59:35,411
Jesus Christ! Why don't you
tell me any of this stuff?
1324
00:59:35,672 --> 00:59:37,379
You don't ask
about the stuff.
1325
00:59:37,441 --> 00:59:39,079
You don't ever ask
about us or anything.
1326
00:59:39,176 --> 00:59:40,450
Sam, a daughter
should not have
1327
00:59:40,544 --> 00:59:41,955
to share her sex life
with her father.
1328
00:59:42,045 --> 00:59:43,683
Yes, thank you, Jamie.
I appreciate it.
1329
00:59:43,880 --> 00:59:47,225
Listen, sweetheart, let me
explain something to you, okay?
1330
00:59:47,284 --> 00:59:48,388
This is a business.
1331
00:59:48,585 --> 00:59:51,794
An industry you've seen from arm's
length for your entire life.
1332
00:59:51,888 --> 00:59:52,923
And there's
a reason for that.
1333
00:59:53,023 --> 00:59:55,401
You don't just
put one promo,
1334
00:59:55,459 --> 00:59:57,132
one trailer
on your résumé
1335
00:59:57,227 --> 00:59:59,264
and expect to get
a gigantic job like that.
1336
00:59:59,396 --> 01:00:02,866
I've booked, actually, three movie trailer
gigs and then now this quadrilogy.
1337
01:00:03,100 --> 01:00:04,773
You have to understand
something, sweetheart.
1338
01:00:04,868 --> 01:00:06,711
They would never
try and resurrect
1339
01:00:06,770 --> 01:00:11,116
something this important, this
iconic with a freshman vocal.
1340
01:00:11,708 --> 01:00:14,621
It's not done.
1341
01:00:16,613 --> 01:00:19,617
Well, (CLEARS THROAT) I think I could
go for some of that nice green tea.
1342
01:00:19,716 --> 01:00:21,059
Could we have
some of that'?
1343
01:00:21,251 --> 01:00:23,162
JAMIE: I don't drink
caffeine, remember'?
1344
01:00:23,320 --> 01:00:26,733
SAM: Yes. Clearly,
I forgot about that, Jamie.
1345
01:00:27,591 --> 01:00:28,661
Carol'?
1346
01:00:28,758 --> 01:00:30,601
Can we go, please?
Carol! Don't. Wait.
1347
01:00:30,660 --> 01:00:31,968
Do you want me to start it?
Carol! Wait.
1348
01:00:32,062 --> 01:00:33,132
Do I have the keys?
Carol, would you wait?
1349
01:00:33,230 --> 01:00:35,176
I'm in my heels. I've
been working all day.
1350
01:00:35,265 --> 01:00:36,608
I can't even walk.
I'm sorry.
1351
01:00:36,666 --> 01:00:38,236
I don't
believe him.
1352
01:00:38,301 --> 01:00:40,144
I think he's lying about
the whole quadrilogy.
1353
01:00:40,237 --> 01:00:41,443
It's fine.
He's a legend.
1354
01:00:41,505 --> 01:00:42,745
It makes sense
they would give him the line.
1355
01:00:42,806 --> 01:00:43,841
I call bullshit.
I call bullshit.
1356
01:00:43,940 --> 01:00:46,147
Because that man
cannot let anybody
1357
01:00:46,243 --> 01:00:47,620
in this whole
goddamn family shine
1358
01:00:47,677 --> 01:00:49,987
because Nana was a cunt to him
when he was a little kid.
1359
01:00:50,080 --> 01:00:51,753
Whoa! Nana was a survivor.
You should be easy on Nana.
1360
01:00:51,815 --> 01:00:53,624
Yeah, right. You know what?
You gotta believe me.
1361
01:00:53,683 --> 01:00:56,630
You cannot expect that man to
ever be supportive of you.
1362
01:00:56,753 --> 01:00:58,630
He is totally
incapable of that.
1363
01:00:58,688 --> 01:01:01,134
SAM: I think the studio is going
to be very pleased to learn
1364
01:01:01,191 --> 01:01:02,534
that I've been
reconsidering
1365
01:01:02,626 --> 01:01:03,969
and now I'm very
much interested
1366
01:01:04,027 --> 01:01:05,506
in doing
the quadrilogy gig.
1367
01:01:05,595 --> 01:01:06,835
AGENT: For what?
The Amazon Games?
1368
01:01:06,930 --> 01:01:08,000
Yeah. Exactly.
1369
01:01:08,098 --> 01:01:09,133
Sam, it's too late.
1370
01:01:09,199 --> 01:01:10,269
What do you mean,
"Too late"?
1371
01:01:10,433 --> 01:01:11,776
How am I supposed to
tell them to recast it?
1372
01:01:11,835 --> 01:01:14,611
Because I'm Sam goddamn Sotto.
That's why.
1373
01:01:14,671 --> 01:01:15,843
The studio wants Carol.
1374
01:01:15,939 --> 01:01:20,445
I suppose you can put yourself on tape.
Give it a shot.
1375
01:01:20,610 --> 01:01:22,146
Very well then.
So be it. Okay.
1376
01:01:22,445 --> 01:01:26,325
In that case, I will put myself
on tape with everybody else.
1377
01:01:26,783 --> 01:01:28,729
And I will conquer.
1378
01:01:29,286 --> 01:01:32,665
Alla! Before you leave make me one
more of those soy white Russians.
1379
01:01:32,722 --> 01:01:33,894
I'm sorry, Siegel.
What were you saying?
1380
01:01:33,990 --> 01:01:36,493
SIEGEL: You're not gonna believe
this, but Sotto, he's back in.
1381
01:01:36,560 --> 01:01:37,664
To what'? Amazon Games?
1382
01:01:37,727 --> 01:01:39,673
Your girlfriend's not the
only one to beat out now.
1383
01:01:39,729 --> 01:01:41,709
The legend himself?
Are you kidding me?
1384
01:01:41,798 --> 01:01:43,675
I thought
you guys were pals?
1385
01:01:43,733 --> 01:01:44,803
Yeah, so did I.
1386
01:01:44,968 --> 01:01:47,039
You're not gonna be able
to screw yourself out
1387
01:01:47,137 --> 01:01:48,810
of a voice over
battle with Sotto.
1388
01:01:57,747 --> 01:01:59,749
"Better than a bubble."
1389
01:02:00,217 --> 01:02:01,423
(EXHALES)
1390
01:02:02,752 --> 01:02:04,857
How am I
gonna play this?
1391
01:02:06,323 --> 01:02:07,768
(CELL PHONE VIBRATING)
1392
01:02:16,166 --> 01:02:17,167
Oh.
1393
01:02:17,734 --> 01:02:18,940
(VOICE CRACKING) Hey.
1394
01:02:19,736 --> 01:02:21,545
Your voice sounds bad.
Are you sick?
1395
01:02:21,738 --> 01:02:25,618
Oh, no. I just woke up
1396
01:02:25,742 --> 01:02:28,245
'cause I was up talking
to my sister till late.
1397
01:02:28,678 --> 01:02:31,682
Right, um,
where are you now?
1398
01:02:31,781 --> 01:02:34,728
I'm at my sister's
place in Koreatown.
1399
01:02:34,784 --> 01:02:36,092
Yeah, Koreatown.
That's funny
1400
01:02:36,186 --> 01:02:38,723
because I'm right
in your neighborhood.
1401
01:02:38,788 --> 01:02:40,529
I'm pretty much
right near you right now.
1402
01:02:40,757 --> 01:02:42,759
Hey! Why don't
we get a snack?
1403
01:02:42,859 --> 01:02:44,702
Uh...
Let's get a snack.
1404
01:02:44,761 --> 01:02:45,762
Ali right.
1405
01:02:45,862 --> 01:02:51,403
Um, but I'm gonna need
a second to spiff up.
1406
01:02:51,568 --> 01:02:53,707
LOWS; Totally. You know what?
You take a couple of minutes.
1407
01:02:53,803 --> 01:02:56,750
CAROL; You know, I'll just text you
where I am and just meet me downstairs
1408
01:02:56,806 --> 01:02:58,376
and then we'll
figure it out.
1409
01:02:58,742 --> 01:02:59,948
(SHOUTS)
Ahh!
1410
01:03:00,043 --> 01:03:01,454
(BOTH LAUGHING)
1411
01:03:02,779 --> 01:03:03,917
I'm sorry.
1412
01:03:03,980 --> 01:03:05,482
I'm good.
That's cool.
1413
01:03:05,815 --> 01:03:08,227
I got you a hot water with lemon.
(STAMMERS)
1414
01:03:09,085 --> 01:03:10,462
Gargle that.
1415
01:03:10,553 --> 01:03:12,760
Oh, I'm good
on the gargle.
1416
01:03:12,822 --> 01:03:13,926
Sure. Whatever.
Thank you.
1417
01:03:13,990 --> 01:03:15,731
You want to take a walk?
1418
01:03:15,792 --> 01:03:16,930
Um, sure.
1419
01:03:21,798 --> 01:03:24,335
Okay, here's the deal. My
life consists mainly of work,
1420
01:03:24,434 --> 01:03:25,777
family, fantasy baseball.
1421
01:03:25,835 --> 01:03:27,678
You do that? I didn't
know you did that.
1422
01:03:27,804 --> 01:03:29,613
Yeah, Rotisserie League with my friends.
Oh, right on.
1423
01:03:30,840 --> 01:03:33,286
I'm not a meddler, okay?
But I like you.
1424
01:03:33,343 --> 01:03:34,754
So when I heard
something about you...
1425
01:03:34,811 --> 01:03:36,154
What did you hear
about me?
1426
01:03:36,413 --> 01:03:37,790
I'm not done
with my speech here.
1427
01:03:37,847 --> 01:03:39,520
Oh, I didn't know
there was a speech.
1428
01:03:39,616 --> 01:03:41,323
Yes, it's a pitch.
To be precise.
1429
01:03:41,418 --> 01:03:42,488
Is that
a baseball reference'?
1430
01:03:42,585 --> 01:03:43,791
No, no.
It's a literal pitch,
1431
01:03:43,853 --> 01:03:46,129
like I want to pitch you an
idea kind of thing, okay'?
1432
01:03:46,189 --> 01:03:47,964
So, I grew up
with three sisters.
1433
01:03:48,024 --> 01:03:49,833
So I've always been
into women's rights.
1434
01:03:49,926 --> 01:03:52,497
And I listen to
the Cranberries openly.
1435
01:03:52,595 --> 01:03:54,097
Oh, what about
Zombie or Linger?
1436
01:03:54,831 --> 01:03:56,037
Linger.
I like Linger better.
1437
01:03:56,132 --> 01:03:57,975
Really? I would have
pegged you as a Zombie.
1438
01:03:58,034 --> 01:03:59,775
Okay, can I finish?
Yeah.
1439
01:03:59,869 --> 01:04:02,645
I'm really excited about you
doing the quadrilogy job, okay.
1440
01:04:02,706 --> 01:04:04,617
It's a big deal for a woman to
be considered for that job.
1441
01:04:04,774 --> 01:04:07,550
No, I know, I guess Cher must've
had that wrong, I don't know.
1442
01:04:07,677 --> 01:04:09,350
No, no, she didn't.
Yeah.
1443
01:04:09,446 --> 01:04:12,359
No, no. Gustav was up for it
because the director wanted him,
1444
01:04:12,449 --> 01:04:14,520
but then when that
executive heard your voice,
1445
01:04:14,617 --> 01:04:16,153
the job was yours.
Right...
1446
01:04:16,386 --> 01:04:17,626
But now that your
dad's back in...
1447
01:04:17,687 --> 01:04:18,995
What do you mean
he's back in?
1448
01:04:19,289 --> 01:04:20,996
No. What? I thought you knew.
1449
01:04:21,291 --> 01:04:24,636
As of last night, his reps are pushing
for him to be considered for it.
1450
01:04:24,894 --> 01:04:27,135
So now the studio feels
like they have choices.
1451
01:04:27,197 --> 01:04:29,199
Each person is responsible
for recording and mixing
1452
01:04:29,299 --> 01:04:31,006
their own audition,
which is due tomorrow.
1453
01:04:31,167 --> 01:04:32,805
And I'd love to help you with that.
Right.
1454
01:04:32,869 --> 01:04:35,247
I gotta go back 'cause
I gotta talk to Dani.
1455
01:04:35,338 --> 01:04:37,147
Danny'? Who's Danny?
Do you like him?
1456
01:04:37,207 --> 01:04:39,881
No, Dani's my sister. I was
gonna see her before I...
1457
01:04:39,976 --> 01:04:41,478
(YELLING)
1458
01:04:44,881 --> 01:04:45,985
What is the matter
with you?
1459
01:04:46,316 --> 01:04:47,659
I'm sorry. I was trying
to get your attention.
1460
01:04:47,717 --> 01:04:48,752
My mom has ADHD
and it's like...
1461
01:04:48,852 --> 01:04:50,331
It's called positive
road blocking.
1462
01:04:50,387 --> 01:04:53,163
It's just a way to kind of like
jolt somebody into like focusing.
1463
01:04:53,857 --> 01:04:55,859
Can I just finish
my mission here?
1464
01:04:55,925 --> 01:04:57,063
Yes.
1465
01:04:57,160 --> 01:04:59,162
Positive...
Okay.
1466
01:04:59,863 --> 01:05:01,069
Look.
What'?
1467
01:05:01,931 --> 01:05:04,002
I like you. Okay?
I really like you.
1468
01:05:04,067 --> 01:05:06,411
I know you're seeing Gustav
Warner right now and I just...
1469
01:05:06,503 --> 01:05:08,608
How does everybody know about that?
I don't understand.
1470
01:05:08,705 --> 01:05:09,877
The Russian community
is really tight.
1471
01:05:09,939 --> 01:05:13,250
The point is this.
Gustav's housekeeper Alla
1472
01:05:13,343 --> 01:05:15,619
told Hener's' wife Mimi that
Gustav just slept with you
1473
01:05:15,712 --> 01:05:16,850
to push you
off your game.
1474
01:05:16,946 --> 01:05:20,393
He doesn't even consider you
a real threat for the job.
1475
01:05:20,450 --> 01:05:23,363
Now I say screw that
wet lettuce piece of shit.
1476
01:05:23,520 --> 01:05:24,726
Let's step up
to the plate.
1477
01:05:24,788 --> 01:05:26,529
It's the bottom of the ninth,
the bases are loaded.
1478
01:05:26,623 --> 01:05:28,899
Let's give the voice over industry
something to talk about here.
1479
01:05:28,958 --> 01:05:30,369
What do you say'?
1480
01:05:30,927 --> 01:05:32,907
Whoa. I'm sorry. Got
carried away there.
1481
01:05:32,962 --> 01:05:35,875
You surprised me,
Louis. God.
1482
01:05:35,965 --> 01:05:38,741
Yeah? Yeah. (STAMMERS)
It was a good pitch.
1483
01:05:38,968 --> 01:05:41,881
Was it? Good. 'Cause I
actually did rehearse it.
1484
01:05:43,940 --> 01:05:45,146
I like you, too.
1485
01:05:47,777 --> 01:05:49,154
What'?
1486
01:05:49,946 --> 01:05:51,152
I do.
1487
01:05:53,983 --> 01:05:55,053
She likes me.
1488
01:05:57,387 --> 01:05:58,457
All right.
1489
01:06:01,891 --> 01:06:03,837
(RIGHT DOWN THE LINE
PLAYING FAINTLY)
1490
01:06:23,446 --> 01:06:25,687
♪ 'Cause you believed in me
1491
01:06:26,082 --> 01:06:28,995
♪ Through my darkest night
1492
01:06:29,986 --> 01:06:32,694
♪ Put something better
inside of me
1493
01:06:33,490 --> 01:06:36,437
♪ You brought me
into the light
1494
01:06:37,660 --> 01:06:38,934
♪ Threw away
ail those crazy dreams
1495
01:06:38,995 --> 01:06:40,497
Sandwich bar!
1496
01:06:41,130 --> 01:06:43,838
♪ I put them ail behind
1497
01:06:43,933 --> 01:06:46,470
♪ And it was you
Oh, oh! (CHUCKLES)
1498
01:06:46,536 --> 01:06:50,848
♪ Woman, right down the line a'
1499
01:06:52,041 --> 01:06:53,782
Watch your step.
Wow!
1500
01:06:55,645 --> 01:06:58,489
Louis, thank you so much
for letting me stay here.
1501
01:06:58,615 --> 01:07:00,185
I appreciate it.
My sister and her husband
1502
01:07:00,283 --> 01:07:01,956
needed some emergency
alone time.
1503
01:07:02,018 --> 01:07:03,019
Watch out for that.
1504
01:07:03,119 --> 01:07:06,066
Oh. Hey, no sweat.
It's my pleasure.
1505
01:07:07,056 --> 01:07:08,626
Welcome, welcome.
Wow!
1506
01:07:08,958 --> 01:07:09,993
This is cool.
1507
01:07:10,126 --> 01:07:11,127
You like it'?
Yeah.
1508
01:07:11,194 --> 01:07:12,366
Well, I finally
got you here.
1509
01:07:12,462 --> 01:07:14,999
I mean as much as we've known
each other for a while.
1510
01:07:15,064 --> 01:07:16,134
You've never
been here before.
1511
01:07:16,199 --> 01:07:17,473
That's all
I meant by that.
1512
01:07:18,134 --> 01:07:19,875
Um, okay, so... Oh, wow.
Is that a couch bed?
1513
01:07:19,969 --> 01:07:21,004
Yeah, yeah.
1514
01:07:21,070 --> 01:07:23,311
Oh, that's cool. It looks great.
You're good at that.
1515
01:07:23,473 --> 01:07:24,975
I find myself sleeping
on the couch so much.
1516
01:07:25,308 --> 01:07:26,810
Oh, no,
that's too bad.
1517
01:07:26,910 --> 01:07:27,911
You're in here,
by the way.
1518
01:07:28,011 --> 01:07:29,012
Oh, no.
Yes.
1519
01:07:29,078 --> 01:07:30,250
No, no.
That looks awesome.
1520
01:07:30,346 --> 01:07:32,826
Look. I put waters
next to the bed.
1521
01:07:32,882 --> 01:07:34,054
I happen to be
a couch aficionado.
1522
01:07:34,150 --> 01:07:35,254
I re-did the sheets.
1523
01:07:35,351 --> 01:07:37,024
All clean sheets for you.
No.
1524
01:07:37,086 --> 01:07:38,087
I can't.
I insist. Come on.
1525
01:07:38,187 --> 01:07:40,030
No, no, no.
Tomorrows game day.
1526
01:07:40,089 --> 01:07:42,865
You're the athlete. The
athlete sleeps in the bed.
1527
01:07:43,059 --> 01:07:44,595
The coach sleeps
on the couch.
1528
01:07:44,694 --> 01:07:47,698
I insist.
Sleep well. Okay?
1529
01:07:47,764 --> 01:07:48,765
Okay.
1530
01:07:50,833 --> 01:07:52,835
Was it something I said'?
1531
01:07:53,102 --> 01:07:55,605
Oh, hey, no. I was just
trying to give you privacy.
1532
01:07:55,738 --> 01:07:57,843
Oh, okay.
Okay, cool.
1533
01:07:58,074 --> 01:08:00,281
By the way, there's a switch right
next to the bed down there.
1534
01:08:00,376 --> 01:08:03,016
If you hit that switch when
you want to go to sleep,
1535
01:08:03,079 --> 01:08:04,251
everything will go dark.
1536
01:08:04,714 --> 01:08:06,716
I rigged all the lights
into the one switch.
1537
01:08:07,083 --> 01:08:10,087
Because I hate getting up and it's
like I'm already falling asleep,
1538
01:08:10,186 --> 01:08:12,063
and I gotta walk across
the room and whatever.
1539
01:08:12,121 --> 01:08:14,795
I'm not showing off. I'm sure
other people have done it, too.
1540
01:08:15,091 --> 01:08:16,365
It did take a lot
of work actually.
1541
01:08:16,526 --> 01:08:18,062
There was quite
a bit of wiring involved.
1542
01:08:18,127 --> 01:08:21,108
So, I'm gonna stop talking now
and we'll get some sleep.
1543
01:08:21,197 --> 01:08:23,268
If you need anything,
coach on the couch.
1544
01:08:23,366 --> 01:08:25,368
Okay. Coach on the couch.
1545
01:08:27,036 --> 01:08:28,037
(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
1546
01:08:28,104 --> 01:08:29,105
Oh! I'm naked!
1547
01:08:29,205 --> 01:08:31,617
Just kidding. I'm not.
1548
01:08:31,708 --> 01:08:32,880
Wow. Okay.
(LAUGHING)
1549
01:08:32,942 --> 01:08:34,387
I got you.
1550
01:08:34,544 --> 01:08:35,989
I didn't want to
be inappropriate.
1551
01:08:36,112 --> 01:08:37,614
Thank you for the knock.
Yes.
1552
01:08:39,215 --> 01:08:42,128
Towels in
the bathroom. Fresh.
1553
01:08:42,218 --> 01:08:44,095
Great. Towels.
1554
01:08:44,153 --> 01:08:45,928
Not the blue one.
Don't use the blue one.
1555
01:08:45,989 --> 01:08:47,935
The blue one. (LAUGHS)
1556
01:08:48,758 --> 01:08:49,759
What's wrong
with the blue one?
1557
01:08:52,328 --> 01:08:53,671
Lows; Hey.
1558
01:08:56,132 --> 01:08:57,406
In case you
can't get to sleep,
1559
01:08:57,467 --> 01:09:00,448
I left some homeopathic sleeping
pills next to the water.
1560
01:09:03,172 --> 01:09:04,674
How'd you know?
1561
01:09:05,174 --> 01:09:07,484
I'm naturally intuitive.
1562
01:09:08,011 --> 01:09:09,786
You went to what'?
1563
01:09:09,846 --> 01:09:11,120
Who is Viv'?
1564
01:09:11,614 --> 01:09:14,117
No, there's no Viv.
I'm intuitive.
1565
01:09:14,183 --> 01:09:17,687
Like a person who has
intuition, it's the...
1566
01:09:18,154 --> 01:09:20,634
I think it's the adjectival...
It doesn't matter.
1567
01:09:22,258 --> 01:09:26,297
I just thought maybe it would be
weird sleeping in the same place
1568
01:09:26,362 --> 01:09:28,865
since we've both admitted that
we like each other. You know?
1569
01:09:30,166 --> 01:09:32,271
Yeah. It is awkward sort of.
1570
01:09:34,470 --> 01:09:36,143
Yeah.
1571
01:09:36,205 --> 01:09:37,878
But now that
we've acknowledged it,
1572
01:09:38,007 --> 01:09:39,680
it's not as weird,
though. Right?
1573
01:09:42,211 --> 01:09:43,485
Yeah.
1574
01:09:44,947 --> 01:09:45,948
Yeah.
1575
01:09:46,716 --> 01:09:48,787
I'm gonna still take
one of these pills, though.
1576
01:09:49,285 --> 01:09:51,196
All right.
Get some sleep, okay?
1577
01:09:51,387 --> 01:09:52,388
Yeah.
1578
01:09:52,855 --> 01:09:55,165
Rest that voice. We've
got a big day tomorrow.
1579
01:09:55,224 --> 01:09:56,396
I'm trying.
1580
01:09:57,827 --> 01:09:59,500
(BEEPING)
1581
01:10:01,831 --> 01:10:03,208
(RINGING)
1582
01:10:04,167 --> 01:10:05,475
(BEEPING)
1583
01:10:08,237 --> 01:10:09,739
(BLOWING RASPBERRIES)
1584
01:10:13,242 --> 01:10:15,483
(PRACTICING VOCAL EXERCISES)
1585
01:10:28,658 --> 01:10:29,864
(GARGLING)
1586
01:10:33,429 --> 01:10:34,840
(GRUNTING)
1587
01:10:38,267 --> 01:10:42,875
We ride. We ride.
We ride on a cushion of air.
1588
01:10:46,242 --> 01:10:47,687
I thought
you didn't eat meat.
1589
01:10:47,744 --> 01:10:54,286
I don't. But on game day you want
to taste the blood, you know'?
1590
01:10:54,417 --> 01:10:55,760
(BEEPING)
1591
01:10:55,852 --> 01:10:57,422
(SAM PRACTICING
VOCAL EXERCISES)
1592
01:11:03,226 --> 01:11:05,035
(PRACTICING VOCAL EXERCISES)
1593
01:11:13,269 --> 01:11:15,249
I want you to wear this.
1594
01:11:15,304 --> 01:11:16,715
Sweetie, let me alone.
I need to do
1595
01:11:16,873 --> 01:11:18,250
my thing now.
I have to concentrate.
1596
01:11:18,307 --> 01:11:21,720
It's my lucky scarf. It
helped me through my surgery.
1597
01:11:21,778 --> 01:11:24,088
Surgery? I didn't know you
had any kind of surgery.
1598
01:11:24,213 --> 01:11:25,214
Corrective rhinoplasty.
1599
01:11:25,314 --> 01:11:28,761
It was so scary and
this scarf was my strength.
1600
01:11:29,318 --> 01:11:32,299
Thank you, Jamie.
I really appreciate it.
1601
01:11:33,222 --> 01:11:34,257
You're welcome.
1602
01:11:34,323 --> 01:11:36,166
All right. Let's hit it.
Okay!
1603
01:11:37,393 --> 01:11:39,236
Here we go.
1604
01:11:39,295 --> 01:11:41,297
Remember. First the right
button, then you slate.
1605
01:11:41,397 --> 01:11:43,343
Right button. Okay.
1606
01:11:44,834 --> 01:11:46,939
Uh... Check one.
1607
01:11:47,003 --> 01:11:49,984
No, you push the button
first, then you slate.
1608
01:11:50,406 --> 01:11:51,407
Okay.
1609
01:11:52,742 --> 01:11:53,948
Action.
1610
01:11:54,844 --> 01:11:55,845
Just say "Take 1."
1611
01:11:55,978 --> 01:11:57,013
Take 1.
1612
01:11:59,015 --> 01:12:00,255
Take 1.
1613
01:12:00,316 --> 01:12:02,956
Test 1.
This is Sam Sotto.
1614
01:12:03,019 --> 01:12:04,020
That sounds real good.
1615
01:12:04,120 --> 01:12:05,622
Sweetie, I'm in
the middle of recording.
1616
01:12:05,755 --> 01:12:07,257
You have to keep
absolute silence, okay?
1617
01:12:07,356 --> 01:12:08,528
Okay, I didn't know.
1618
01:12:09,258 --> 01:12:11,260
Once more. This time it's
"Take 2," don't forget.
1619
01:12:11,427 --> 01:12:12,428
Okay.
1620
01:12:15,464 --> 01:12:17,341
Take 1... Two! Take 2.
1621
01:12:17,466 --> 01:12:19,343
(LAUGHS) Take 2.
1622
01:12:26,175 --> 01:12:27,279
CHER: Excuse me.
(FEEDBACK)
1623
01:12:27,677 --> 01:12:29,122
Hey, make sure your
phone's turned off.
1624
01:12:29,278 --> 01:12:30,689
I think we're getting
some feedback out here.
1625
01:12:31,314 --> 01:12:32,520
Oh.
1626
01:12:33,115 --> 01:12:34,389
Sorry. Duh.
1627
01:12:36,352 --> 01:12:37,729
(CAROL CHUCKLES)
1628
01:12:38,387 --> 01:12:39,889
All right, Carol, Let
me hear your levels.
1629
01:12:39,989 --> 01:12:41,297
Yeah, hold on.
1630
01:12:43,125 --> 01:12:44,195
Hmm.
1631
01:12:45,995 --> 01:12:50,375
Testing, testing, one, two, three.
How does that sound?
1632
01:12:50,533 --> 01:12:52,479
Good, sounds great.
1633
01:12:52,902 --> 01:12:53,903
Okay.
1634
01:12:54,337 --> 01:12:55,372
Ali right.
1635
01:12:55,471 --> 01:12:58,418
The Amazon Games
promo, take 1.
1636
01:13:01,711 --> 01:13:03,850
(IN DEEP VOICE)
In a world...
1637
01:13:04,046 --> 01:13:08,017
Where a hybrid breed
of mutant male savages...
1638
01:13:08,084 --> 01:13:12,931
Are feeding on the barren
lands of Mother Earth.
1639
01:13:13,389 --> 01:13:18,896
A time where mankind has
been replaced by womankind.
1640
01:13:18,995 --> 01:13:23,842
A battle of epic strength will
collapse a barbaric enemy.
1641
01:13:24,000 --> 01:13:25,411
One woman...
1642
01:13:25,668 --> 01:13:31,380
Dared to rise up and exceed the
boundaries of the impossible.
1643
01:13:31,841 --> 01:13:36,017
From the literary phenomenon
that inspired a generation...
1644
01:13:36,412 --> 01:13:38,414
Comes a quadrilogy...
1645
01:13:38,581 --> 01:13:41,460
Of one brave warrior
who must fight for her land.
1646
01:13:41,884 --> 01:13:46,424
From BAFTA winning director,
Terrence Pouncer.
1647
01:13:46,622 --> 01:13:48,966
The Amazon Games.
1648
01:13:49,525 --> 01:13:52,472
It's a broad new world.
1649
01:13:55,197 --> 01:13:56,369
Whoa.
1650
01:13:56,532 --> 01:13:59,445
I cannot wait to
see that movie.
1651
01:14:01,404 --> 01:14:02,747
(SIGHS)
(LAUGHS)
1652
01:14:04,874 --> 01:14:06,547
Oh, man.
1653
01:14:08,144 --> 01:14:12,115
Oh' thanks for that, babe.
That was unbelievable.
1654
01:14:12,481 --> 01:14:14,483
I don't understand
why you think
1655
01:14:14,583 --> 01:14:17,894
you have to deprive yourself of
pleasure before you perform.
1656
01:14:18,454 --> 01:14:20,127
You were so tense.
1657
01:14:20,456 --> 01:14:23,994
Now, now, Jamie. They have to
hear the sex in your voice.
1658
01:14:24,493 --> 01:14:28,168
Oh, there's always
sex in your voice, Sam.
1659
01:14:28,431 --> 01:14:29,967
(CHUCKLES AFFECTIONATELY)
1660
01:14:33,402 --> 01:14:35,404
So, how do you feel?
1661
01:14:35,471 --> 01:14:37,280
(SIGHS) How do I feel?
How do you feel?
1662
01:14:37,340 --> 01:14:39,445
I feel awesome.
I feel great.
1663
01:14:39,508 --> 01:14:41,488
Cheers! Awesome.
1664
01:14:42,511 --> 01:14:45,492
Seriously, like, you did awesome.
Congrats.
1665
01:14:45,681 --> 01:14:46,682
Thanks.
1666
01:14:50,519 --> 01:14:53,966
Hey, do you have to
wake up early tomorrow?
1667
01:14:56,792 --> 01:14:58,703
♪ Roxanne
I' Whoo
1668
01:14:59,428 --> 01:15:02,500
♪ You don't have to
put on the red light
1669
01:15:02,598 --> 01:15:04,703
Who'? Oh.
x Roxanne
1670
01:15:05,101 --> 01:15:07,980
BOTH: J' I have to tell
you just how I feel
1671
01:15:08,270 --> 01:15:11,274
♪ I won't share you
with another boy I
1672
01:15:12,308 --> 01:15:15,187
♪ Just waking up in the
morning Gotta thank God
1673
01:15:15,277 --> 01:15:16,221
Oh!
1674
01:15:16,312 --> 01:15:18,314
♪ I don't know but today
seems kind of odd
1675
01:15:18,614 --> 01:15:21,788
♪ No barking from the dog
No smog
1676
01:15:21,851 --> 01:15:24,195
♪ And Mama cooked a
breakfast with no hog
1677
01:15:24,286 --> 01:15:26,960
♪ Got my grub on
Didn't pig out
1678
01:15:27,023 --> 01:15:29,970
♪ Finally got a call from
a girl I want to dig out
1679
01:15:30,559 --> 01:15:32,971
♪ Hooked it up for later
as I hit the do'
1680
01:15:33,162 --> 01:15:35,142
♪ Thinking
will I live another 24?
1681
01:15:35,197 --> 01:15:36,335
(GRUNTING)
1682
01:15:36,399 --> 01:15:38,845
♪ I gotta go 'cause
I got me a drop top
1683
01:15:38,901 --> 01:15:41,973
♪ And if I hit the switch
I can make that ass drop
1684
01:15:42,204 --> 01:15:44,411
♪ Gotta stop
at a red light“, a'
1685
01:15:44,507 --> 01:15:47,818
Ahh!
Oh, ho, ho!
1686
01:15:48,010 --> 01:15:51,548
BOTH:
r So glad we almost made it
1687
01:15:52,314 --> 01:15:55,659
♪ So sad we had to fake it
1688
01:15:56,052 --> 01:16:00,330
♪ Everybody wants
to rule the world ♪
1689
01:16:19,708 --> 01:16:21,551
Carol Solomon, home safe.
1690
01:16:21,610 --> 01:16:22,782
Louis Parker. Thank you.
1691
01:16:22,912 --> 01:16:24,050
Done.
1692
01:16:24,113 --> 01:16:25,183
You're a great driver.
1693
01:16:25,247 --> 01:16:26,555
I thank you. I wasn't...
1694
01:16:26,615 --> 01:16:28,219
No, you're really
good at it.
1695
01:16:28,284 --> 01:16:30,286
I thought I was very good.
And I'm not drunk, BTW.
1696
01:16:30,386 --> 01:16:31,729
No. Of course. I get it.
1697
01:16:31,854 --> 01:16:33,231
I don't even say
BTW usually.
1698
01:16:33,622 --> 01:16:35,568
The tiniest buzz.
Potentially.
1699
01:16:35,624 --> 01:16:37,570
Louis, can you come back
though, for a second.
1700
01:16:37,626 --> 01:16:39,867
Come back. I have
one question for you.
1701
01:16:39,929 --> 01:16:41,966
It's a real quick Q.
1702
01:16:42,631 --> 01:16:47,580
Do you have any more of those,
like, you know, those...
1703
01:16:47,636 --> 01:16:48,706
Songs?
1704
01:16:48,771 --> 01:16:51,752
No. The sleeping pills'?
1705
01:16:52,308 --> 01:16:53,446
Uh...
1706
01:16:54,376 --> 01:16:55,320
No. Not on me.
1707
01:16:55,411 --> 01:16:56,549
You know the ones?
1708
01:16:56,612 --> 01:16:57,647
No, I'm sorry. Why?
1709
01:16:58,614 --> 01:17:01,288
No. It's just gonna
be really hard for me
1710
01:17:01,717 --> 01:17:04,891
to fall asleep
after you kiss me.
1711
01:17:05,621 --> 01:17:07,623
It's gonna
be really hard.
1712
01:17:33,149 --> 01:17:34,594
She's the whistleblower.
1713
01:17:34,683 --> 01:17:36,287
Or the confronter.
1714
01:17:37,686 --> 01:17:39,996
MOE: Guys! How many hours
of this crap can you watch?
1715
01:17:40,089 --> 01:17:41,500
Oh, honey,
you look so cute.
1716
01:17:41,590 --> 01:17:42,625
Who died'?
1717
01:17:42,691 --> 01:17:43,761
Give me a kiss.
1718
01:17:43,826 --> 01:17:46,306
We're leaving for the Golden
Trailer Awards in 15 minutes!
1719
01:17:46,362 --> 01:17:47,340
No, I can't.
1720
01:17:47,429 --> 01:17:48,430
Dad can suck it.
1721
01:17:48,664 --> 01:17:51,110
Your dad is winning
a Lifetime Achievement Award.
1722
01:17:51,167 --> 01:17:53,613
You are his only family.
We have tickets.
1723
01:17:53,669 --> 01:17:57,014
You're going
if I have to drag you.
1724
01:17:57,106 --> 01:17:58,278
BOTH; Uh-uh.
1725
01:17:58,340 --> 01:18:01,014
I've a lot of important work
I've gotta do here.
1726
01:18:01,110 --> 01:18:02,646
Jeff Garlin's hosting.
1727
01:18:02,711 --> 01:18:04,657
This girl's a Daisy Whore.
Ahh!
1728
01:18:04,713 --> 01:18:05,783
Let's go!
1729
01:18:06,549 --> 01:18:08,790
Sweat pants off!
(GROANS LOUDLY)
1730
01:18:09,785 --> 01:18:13,232
Hey, do we have to do
anything, if we have these?
1731
01:18:14,023 --> 01:18:15,161
This is Sam Sotto's
daughters right here.
1732
01:18:15,291 --> 01:18:16,361
Shut up.
1733
01:18:16,458 --> 01:18:17,528
(LAUGHING)
1734
01:18:18,360 --> 01:18:21,637
I can't go in there.
Literally, I'm humiliated.
1735
01:18:22,698 --> 01:18:24,803
I'm not going in if
you're not going in.
1736
01:18:24,867 --> 01:18:27,746
Guys! Lifetime
Achievement. Lifetime.
1737
01:18:27,903 --> 01:18:30,179
You work your entire lifetime
to win a Golden Trailer
1738
01:18:30,239 --> 01:18:33,083
for the Best Original
Foreign Teaser Trailer.
1739
01:18:33,309 --> 01:18:35,516
We are just thankful
to be recognized.
1740
01:18:36,078 --> 01:18:39,821
I love you, Tracy!
(SPEAKING HINDI)
1741
01:18:41,016 --> 01:18:42,723
JEFF GARLIN:
How about that, huh?
1742
01:18:43,519 --> 01:18:46,762
Before the show I saw the two of
them tossing a pumpkin backstage.
1743
01:18:47,690 --> 01:18:52,696
Must be something they do in their homeland.
Just a warm-up.
1744
01:18:52,761 --> 01:18:58,211
There's a big deal going on now
with the quadrilogy series.
1745
01:18:58,267 --> 01:19:00,543
Quadrilogy, three books
weren't enough. Four!
1746
01:19:00,736 --> 01:19:01,908
And they're
making four movies
1747
01:19:02,004 --> 01:19:05,110
and the first movie, you're about to get a...
Well, you'll see.
1748
01:19:05,341 --> 01:19:08,515
Please welcome
the executive producer
1749
01:19:08,611 --> 01:19:11,854
of The Amazon Games,
Katherine Huling!
1750
01:19:14,250 --> 01:19:15,752
Thank you.
1751
01:19:15,851 --> 01:19:19,958
This year, in honor of
the late Don LaFontaine,
1752
01:19:20,055 --> 01:19:24,094
the Gulden Traiier Awards have
deemed this the perfect occasion
1753
01:19:24,193 --> 01:19:27,936
to unveil the first trailer
for The Amazon Games.
1754
01:19:28,764 --> 01:19:31,711
As you know, Don coined
those three little words
1755
01:19:31,767 --> 01:19:34,543
that make this
a truly epic promo.
1756
01:19:34,703 --> 01:19:36,774
And one of which
we can all be proud.
1757
01:19:37,039 --> 01:19:38,916
So without further ado,
1758
01:19:38,974 --> 01:19:41,978
take your first look
at The Amazon Games.
1759
01:19:42,278 --> 01:19:44,155
(AUDIENCE APPLAUDING)
1760
01:19:48,550 --> 01:19:49,790
(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)
1761
01:19:49,885 --> 01:19:56,803
CAROL: In a world where a hybrid
breed of mutant male savages
1762
01:19:56,892 --> 01:19:58,803
(BATTLE SOUNDS)
1763
01:19:58,894 --> 01:20:03,138
are feeding on the barren
lands of Mother Earth.
1764
01:20:03,799 --> 01:20:05,403
ACTRESS ON SCREEN:
I will avenge you.
1765
01:20:05,834 --> 01:20:11,785
CAROL: A time where mankind has
been replaced by womankind.
1766
01:20:13,575 --> 01:20:16,522
A battle of epic strength
1767
01:20:17,913 --> 01:20:20,951
will collapse
a barbaric enemy.
1768
01:20:22,017 --> 01:20:27,763
ACTRESS ON SCREEN: We will walk! We will run!
But we will fight!
1769
01:20:29,458 --> 01:20:30,766
(PANTING)
1770
01:20:32,861 --> 01:20:34,169
JAMIE; Sam!
1771
01:20:35,864 --> 01:20:37,138
Sam!
1772
01:20:37,833 --> 01:20:40,814
CAROL ON SCREEN:
One woman dared to rise up
1773
01:20:40,869 --> 01:20:44,214
and exceed the boundaries
of the impossible.
1774
01:20:44,306 --> 01:20:46,513
This land is ours!
1775
01:20:46,608 --> 01:20:50,385
From the literary phenomenon
that inspired a generation
1776
01:20:50,879 --> 01:20:53,291
comes the quadrilogy
1777
01:20:54,283 --> 01:20:57,821
of one brave warrior
who must fight for her land.
1778
01:20:57,886 --> 01:20:59,797
The Amazon Games.
1779
01:21:00,022 --> 01:21:01,558
(ALL SHOUTING)
1780
01:21:02,791 --> 01:21:04,134
(sesame)
1781
01:21:06,862 --> 01:21:09,900
Sammy, don't scream.
It's bad for your larynx!
1782
01:21:10,966 --> 01:21:13,845
Sam! You stop it right now!
1783
01:21:13,902 --> 01:21:16,473
Oh, cork it, Jamie!
1784
01:21:16,538 --> 01:21:17,812
Oh!
1785
01:21:17,873 --> 01:21:20,820
Now, you listen to me,
Samuel Solomon.
1786
01:21:20,876 --> 01:21:24,551
I am my mother's daughter and
you cannot talk to me like that
1787
01:21:24,646 --> 01:21:26,353
no matter how
bad you're hurting.
1788
01:21:26,415 --> 01:21:30,363
You buck up and be proud
of your daughter, damn it.
1789
01:21:30,586 --> 01:21:32,497
(AUDIENCE APPLAUDING)
1790
01:21:43,699 --> 01:21:45,042
Dad.
1791
01:21:49,738 --> 01:21:51,843
Now when you're
clone standing there
1792
01:21:52,007 --> 01:21:54,078
crying and feeling
sorry for yourself
1793
01:21:54,176 --> 01:21:56,782
you are gonna go and apologize
to both your daughters
1794
01:21:56,912 --> 01:21:58,220
for being such a jerk.
1795
01:21:59,181 --> 01:22:00,683
Okay')
1796
01:22:00,749 --> 01:22:02,922
And you're gonna be a
good daddy from now on
1797
01:22:03,018 --> 01:22:07,091
or else you can say goodbye
to me and my perfect nose.
1798
01:22:08,624 --> 01:22:10,194
(sesame)
1799
01:22:10,926 --> 01:22:13,600
You're a better man
than you think, Sammy.
1800
01:22:14,029 --> 01:22:17,272
Winning isn't everything.
Family is.
1801
01:22:17,966 --> 01:22:21,436
And being nice is a lot more fun.
You'll see.
1802
01:22:24,873 --> 01:22:26,443
(BREATHING DEEPLY)
1803
01:22:27,976 --> 01:22:33,892
Oh, my God! You're...
Hi. I'm Carol Solomon.
1804
01:22:33,949 --> 01:22:34,950
I know who you are.
1805
01:22:35,050 --> 01:22:37,052
Oh, of course you do.
That's stupid. (LAUGHS)
1806
01:22:38,287 --> 01:22:40,927
Listen, I want to take this
opportunity to thank you.
1807
01:22:40,989 --> 01:22:42,935
L really appreciate you
taking a chance on me.
1808
01:22:42,991 --> 01:22:47,235
I know you hire whoever's best
for the job, but I just...
1809
01:22:47,796 --> 01:22:49,241
Carol,
let me level with you.
1810
01:22:49,398 --> 01:22:50,809
It's really special.
1811
01:22:51,967 --> 01:22:55,938
Sure, you have perfect tone
and a strong sound
1812
01:22:56,004 --> 01:22:57,347
that's a fitting choice
for the genre.
1813
01:22:57,739 --> 01:22:58,945
Oh, thanks.
1814
01:22:59,007 --> 01:23:03,251
But I'm using you
for a bigger purpose.
1815
01:23:03,979 --> 01:23:09,952
This pseudo-feminist fantasy
tween chick-lit bullshit
1816
01:23:10,018 --> 01:23:13,192
is a devolution of
the female mission.
1817
01:23:13,322 --> 01:23:16,132
It's cancerous to the
intelligence of young women.
1818
01:23:16,425 --> 01:23:19,429
You got this job because
whether the general public
1819
01:23:19,495 --> 01:23:23,671
chooses to acknowledge it
or not, voice over matters.
1820
01:23:24,032 --> 01:23:26,979
Everyone in the world
watches movie trailers.
1821
01:23:27,035 --> 01:23:30,983
Everyone in the world sees
commercials on television.
1822
01:23:31,039 --> 01:23:36,045
Or they hear them on the radio.
And that is power!
1823
01:23:41,049 --> 01:23:45,020
Look, this quadrilogy is going
to make billions of dollars
1824
01:23:45,120 --> 01:23:48,033
and your voice is
going to be the one
1825
01:23:48,156 --> 01:23:51,069
to inspire every
girl who hears it.
1826
01:23:52,060 --> 01:23:54,131
And that's why I chose you.
1827
01:23:55,030 --> 01:23:57,032
Not because you were
the best for the job.
1828
01:23:57,132 --> 01:23:59,203
Because frankly,
you weren't.
1829
01:24:01,069 --> 01:24:04,073
I bet your dad is proud.
1830
01:24:05,040 --> 01:24:06,314
(DOOR CLOSES)
1831
01:24:07,509 --> 01:24:09,147
(GUSTAV PRACTICING
VOICE EXERCISES)
1832
01:24:10,646 --> 01:24:13,024
Okay. You're gonna be great.
1833
01:24:14,182 --> 01:24:15,490
(EXHALES)
1834
01:24:18,086 --> 01:24:19,394
You screwed me over.
1835
01:24:19,521 --> 01:24:22,502
You screwed my daughter.
1836
01:24:23,592 --> 01:24:24,662
Yes, I did.
1837
01:24:24,760 --> 01:24:25,898
I don't like him one bit.
1838
01:24:25,994 --> 01:24:28,998
which is partially a joke.
Really rubbed me the wrong way.
1839
01:24:29,064 --> 01:24:32,739
But nonetheless, I'm going to introduce him.
Please welcome
1840
01:24:32,901 --> 01:24:34,881
Gustav Warner, everybody.
1841
01:24:34,937 --> 01:24:36,541
(AUDIENCE APPLAUDING)
1842
01:24:41,610 --> 01:24:43,886
Thank you. Thank you.
1843
01:24:44,112 --> 01:24:49,960
Tonight, one voice transcends the
very generation it represents.
1844
01:24:50,085 --> 01:24:53,123
One voice soars
above the rest.
1845
01:24:54,089 --> 01:24:57,593
Ladies and gentlemen,
it is my honor to present
1846
01:24:57,693 --> 01:25:02,699
the recipient oi (he Golden Trailer
Lifetime Achievement Award,
1847
01:25:03,198 --> 01:25:04,768
Sam Sotto.
1848
01:25:12,107 --> 01:25:13,142
Good job, Sam.
1849
01:25:20,215 --> 01:25:21,592
(CLEARING THROAT)
1850
01:25:23,552 --> 01:25:24,792
(VOICE CRACKING) Well...
1851
01:25:26,321 --> 01:25:27,391
Fm so very sorry.
1852
01:25:28,223 --> 01:25:34,174
My voice seems to have
finally thrown in the towel.
1853
01:25:36,131 --> 01:25:37,235
I just wanted to...
1854
01:25:37,399 --> 01:25:38,742
(CROWD MURMURING)
1855
01:25:38,800 --> 01:25:39,904
(CLEARS THROAT)
1856
01:25:41,136 --> 01:25:43,912
Well, I had you all going
there for a minute, didn't I?
1857
01:25:45,173 --> 01:25:47,119
But in all sincerity,
1858
01:25:47,175 --> 01:25:49,177
I just wanted to express
1859
01:25:50,245 --> 01:25:54,694
how deeply grateful I am
for this tremendous accolade.
1860
01:25:55,784 --> 01:26:01,791
You know, a great voice isn't only
a blessing, it's also a choice.
1861
01:26:02,190 --> 01:26:06,764
And I choose every day to be a
part of this great industry.
1862
01:26:08,196 --> 01:26:11,143
Now, I'm not quite done
with my career yet,
1863
01:26:11,199 --> 01:26:13,201
so don't get too excited,
Gustav.
1864
01:26:13,702 --> 01:26:15,272
(ALL LAUGHING)
(STAMMERING)
1865
01:26:17,205 --> 01:26:18,980
But !'m proud to say
1866
01:26:20,108 --> 01:26:21,951
that the tradition
carries on.
1867
01:26:22,177 --> 01:26:24,282
It's surprising
where some of our
1868
01:26:24,446 --> 01:26:26,517
new iconic voices
will emerge from.
1869
01:26:29,217 --> 01:26:31,197
You know,
1870
01:26:32,187 --> 01:26:35,225
my father used to say to me,
1871
01:26:36,224 --> 01:26:38,226
"You're good, kid,
1872
01:26:39,227 --> 01:26:41,229
“bu! as long as I'm around,
1873
01:26:42,197 --> 01:26:44,234
"you'll never be
as good as me?'
1874
01:26:48,303 --> 01:26:52,251
Well, this award sure does
make me feel pretty good.
1875
01:26:53,241 --> 01:26:58,315
And so tonight Pd like
to dedicate this award
1876
01:27:01,216 --> 01:27:06,666
to my daughters,
who make me very proud.
1877
01:27:07,856 --> 01:27:09,665
(AUDIENCE APPLAUDING)
1878
01:27:14,262 --> 01:27:15,673
Thank you.
1879
01:27:25,040 --> 01:27:26,212
(WOMEN CHEERING)
1880
01:27:26,274 --> 01:27:30,347
CAROL; it's
a broad new world.
1881
01:27:32,681 --> 01:27:34,354
All right. Thanks so much.
1882
01:27:34,916 --> 01:27:39,524
So I shared that with all of you
guys 'cause I wanted to remind you
1883
01:27:39,588 --> 01:27:41,534
why you're all here today.
1884
01:27:41,957 --> 01:27:44,028
I guess let's
start with Stacy.
1885
01:27:44,559 --> 01:27:46,232
Stacy, what do you
do for a living'?
1886
01:27:46,294 --> 01:27:48,240
I'm a corporate attorney.
1887
01:27:48,296 --> 01:27:50,242
Great. And I know
you've been on a job hunt.
1888
01:27:50,298 --> 01:27:51,368
How's that going for you?
1889
01:27:51,433 --> 01:27:55,779
Well, I've been interviewing
for about 10 months.
1890
01:27:56,605 --> 01:27:57,777
And why do
you think that is?
1891
01:27:58,106 --> 01:28:00,108
Because I sound
like a sexy baby.
1892
01:28:00,275 --> 01:28:02,721
Which may be
great for the bedroom.
1893
01:28:02,778 --> 01:28:03,813
Yeah. It is.
1894
01:28:03,912 --> 01:28:05,414
(WOMEN GIGGLING)
1895
01:28:06,314 --> 01:28:09,227
But am I really
going to hire a sexy baby
1896
01:28:09,284 --> 01:28:12,265
to defend me in a patent
infringement lawsuit?
1897
01:28:12,387 --> 01:28:13,457
Right. No.
1898
01:28:14,289 --> 01:28:15,996
Over the next six weeks
1899
01:28:16,324 --> 01:28:19,635
Louis will be
recording your voices
1900
01:28:19,728 --> 01:28:22,265
and we will listen
lo your sounds evolve.
1901
01:28:22,831 --> 01:28:24,777
Right before your very ears.
1902
01:28:24,833 --> 01:28:26,904
'Cause women
should sound like women.
1903
01:28:27,302 --> 01:28:30,772
(IN GIRLISH VOICE) Not baby dolls
who end everything in a question.
1904
01:28:31,306 --> 01:28:33,308
Let's make a statement.
1905
01:28:35,243 --> 01:28:36,415
Now, who's ready to be heard?
1906
01:28:36,845 --> 01:28:38,324
(ALL CHEERING)
1907
01:28:40,315 --> 01:28:43,296
CAROL: Great, so what we're gonna
do is north-south-east-west.
1908
01:28:43,351 --> 01:28:45,331
WOMEN: North-south-east-west.
1909
01:28:45,420 --> 01:28:47,366
I'm gonna go say hi to them,
but keep it up.
1910
01:28:47,455 --> 01:28:48,934
(WOMEN CONTINUE EXERCISE)
1911
01:28:49,324 --> 01:28:51,270
North-south-east-west.
1912
01:28:51,593 --> 01:28:53,766
(EVERYBODY WANTS TO
RULE THE WORLD PLAYING)
1913
01:29:14,449 --> 01:29:17,862
♪ Welcome to your life
1914
01:29:18,687 --> 01:29:22,032
♪ There's no turning back
1915
01:29:23,124 --> 01:29:26,662
♪ Even while we sleep
1916
01:29:27,329 --> 01:29:29,570
♪ We will find you
1917
01:29:29,664 --> 01:29:33,703
♪ Acting on
your best behavior
1918
01:29:33,802 --> 01:29:37,978
♪ Tum your back
on Mother Nature
1919
01:29:38,039 --> 01:29:43,512
♪ Everybody wants
to rule the world
1920
01:29:53,054 --> 01:29:56,331
♪ H's my own design
1921
01:29:57,325 --> 01:30:01,102
♪ ifs my own remorse
1922
01:30:01,663 --> 01:30:05,440
♪ Help me to decide
1923
01:30:05,934 --> 01:30:12,249
♪ Help me make the most
of freedom and of pleasure
1924
01:30:12,340 --> 01:30:16,516
♪ Nothing ever lasts forever
1925
01:30:16,578 --> 01:30:21,550
♪ Everybody wants
to rule the world
1926
01:30:21,616 --> 01:30:25,257
♪ There's a room
where the light won't find you
1927
01:30:25,353 --> 01:30:29,961
♪ Holding hands while
the walls come tumbling down
1928
01:30:30,058 --> 01:30:33,972
♪ When they do,
I'll be right behind you
1929
01:30:34,362 --> 01:30:38,139
♪ So glad we've almost made it
1930
01:30:38,233 --> 01:30:42,272
♪ So sad they had to fade it
1931
01:30:42,370 --> 01:30:47,444
♪ Everybody wants
to rule the world
1932
01:31:33,755 --> 01:31:37,965
♪ I can'! stand
this indecision
1933
01:31:38,026 --> 01:31:42,202
♪ Married with
a lack of vision
1934
01:31:42,297 --> 01:31:46,939
♪ Everybody wants
to rule the world
1935
01:31:47,002 --> 01:31:51,178
♪ Say that you'll never,
never, never, never, need it
1936
01:31:51,272 --> 01:31:55,152
♪ One headline
Why believe it'?
1937
01:31:55,210 --> 01:32:00,284
♪ Everybody wants
to rule the world
1938
01:32:07,989 --> 01:32:12,233
♪ All for freedom
and for pleasure
1939
01:32:12,327 --> 01:32:16,571
♪ Nothing ever lasts forever
1940
01:32:16,664 --> 01:32:22,137
♪ Everybody wants
to rule the world ♪