1 00:02:42,680 --> 00:02:46,514 It gives me great pleasure to welcome the director of the Institute 2 00:02:46,600 --> 00:02:47,749 and my old friend, 3 00:02:47,840 --> 00:02:49,672 Dr. Andreas Jacobsen. 4 00:02:58,040 --> 00:02:59,030 Thank you. 5 00:03:01,920 --> 00:03:04,275 Thank you. Thank you, Dr. Pereira. 6 00:03:05,000 --> 00:03:08,118 Seventy-five years ago, Ms. Nellie Edvardsen, 7 00:03:08,440 --> 00:03:11,671 overcome with guilt by the fortune her late husband's family had amassed 8 00:03:12,000 --> 00:03:14,594 producing mustard gas during World War I, 9 00:03:14,960 --> 00:03:16,792 founded our Institute 10 00:03:17,120 --> 00:03:20,431 so that the wonders of science could instead be used to help mankind. 11 00:03:21,200 --> 00:03:22,873 In the 1950s, 12 00:03:23,200 --> 00:03:26,795 the Institute identified overpopulation 13 00:03:27,120 --> 00:03:30,715 as mankind's single greatest long-term threat. 14 00:03:31,040 --> 00:03:33,509 The cause of all the catastrophes we are seeing today, 15 00:03:33,880 --> 00:03:35,871 extreme climate and weather events, 16 00:03:35,960 --> 00:03:39,635 and the devastating impact on food and water security. 17 00:03:40,240 --> 00:03:43,790 Among the many solutions we conceived So many years ago, 18 00:03:44,160 --> 00:03:48,677 one, which seemed then so ambitious, 0 out of our grasp, 19 00:03:49,200 --> 00:03:51,032 has finally bone fruit. 20 00:03:51,400 --> 00:03:53,311 And today, we are proud to unveil 21 00:03:53,400 --> 00:03:56,153 what we fervently believe to be the only practical, 22 00:03:56,240 --> 00:03:58,277 humane and inclusive remedy 23 00:03:58,360 --> 00:04:00,556 to humanity's gravest problem. 24 00:04:01,160 --> 00:04:05,438 My colleague, Dr. Jorgen Asbjgrmsen, will now present his findings. 25 00:04:06,320 --> 00:04:07,993 Are you ready, Doctor? 26 00:04:08,320 --> 00:04:09,833 Yes, I'm ready. 27 00:04:37,440 --> 00:04:39,272 Please take your seats. 28 00:04:41,120 --> 00:04:43,111 Please sit down, ladies and gentlemen, please. 29 00:04:43,600 --> 00:04:45,193 Please take your seats, ladies and gentlemen. 30 00:04:45,280 --> 00:04:47,112 Thank you very much. Thank you. 31 00:04:47,800 --> 00:04:49,359 Thank you, thank you. 32 00:04:55,280 --> 00:04:58,398 Dr. Pereira, esteemed colleagues. 33 00:04:59,880 --> 00:05:04,716 Five years ago, building on the research of our predecessors at the Institute, 34 00:05:05,240 --> 00:05:07,834 my team and I discovered a process 35 00:05:07,920 --> 00:05:12,278 by which all organic material can be reduced at the cellular level 36 00:05:12,600 --> 00:05:17,993 by a ratio of approximately 2,744 to 1. 37 00:05:19,000 --> 00:05:22,470 Such a process converts aman of 1.8 meters 38 00:05:22,640 --> 00:05:25,758 to just 12.9 centimeters. 39 00:05:26,160 --> 00:05:30,996 A wide array of flora and fauna were subjected in this process, 40 00:05:31,400 --> 00:05:34,836 and, with the exception of some fish and shellfish, 41 00:05:35,080 --> 00:05:38,755 absolutely no side effects were detected. 42 00:05:39,440 --> 00:05:40,589 Please, lights. 43 00:05:43,800 --> 00:05:47,316 Once the safety of the procedure was confirmed, 44 00:05:47,480 --> 00:05:52,270 36 brave volunteers joined my wife Anne-Helene and me 45 00:05:52,360 --> 00:05:55,876 as the very first humans to undergo cellular reduction. 46 00:05:56,040 --> 00:05:58,998 The process is short and painless, 47 00:05:59,080 --> 00:06:00,878 with only the mild discomfort of 48 00:06:01,200 --> 00:06:05,273 removal and replacement of dental and other prosthetics. 49 00:06:05,440 --> 00:06:08,592 The subjects are placed under light sedation 50 00:06:08,720 --> 00:06:13,430 and after a brief rest, fully recover within an hour or two. 51 00:06:20,080 --> 00:06:24,711 Once completed, our little village, just 7 meters by 11 meters, 52 00:06:25,080 --> 00:06:28,835 was placed inside a gas-permeable enclosure 53 00:06:29,040 --> 00:06:31,953 designed to protect us from the hazards of 54 00:06:32,160 --> 00:06:35,152 weather, animals and insects. 55 00:06:35,480 --> 00:06:37,391 Thus, we set about to live together 56 00:06:37,480 --> 00:06:42,475 in the world's very first self-sustaining community of the small. 57 00:06:44,920 --> 00:06:47,070 I'hold here in my hand 58 00:06:47,240 --> 00:06:52,918 all of the uncompostable waste produced by 36 people over four years. 59 00:07:01,520 --> 00:07:04,080 In this afternoon's session, we will outline 60 00:07:04,160 --> 00:07:07,357 our proposal for a two to three hundred-year transition 61 00:07:07,440 --> 00:07:10,432 for the world to transform from big into small. 62 00:07:11,000 --> 00:07:12,354 But for now, 63 00:07:12,840 --> 00:07:15,992 I'd like you all to meet some very special people. Come. 64 00:07:21,240 --> 00:07:22,355 Bravo! 65 00:07:47,640 --> 00:07:50,792 And look, there is Little Ronni Nestrud, 66 00:07:51,240 --> 00:07:53,516 the first small baby ever bom, 67 00:07:53,960 --> 00:07:57,157 and his new little sister Ulrikke. 68 00:08:47,680 --> 00:08:49,751 Jorgen Asbjemsen of the Edvardsen Institute, 69 00:08:49,880 --> 00:08:53,111 himself now only 10 centimeters tall and weighing just 18 grams, 70 00:08:53,400 --> 00:08:55,152 explained the rationale behind the invention. 71 00:08:56,360 --> 00:08:59,273 That is wild, isn't it? Just wild. 72 00:08:59,800 --> 00:09:00,870 Say, Holly? 73 00:09:00,960 --> 00:09:03,679 You can go ahead and put the takeout order in. Thanks. 74 00:09:25,400 --> 00:09:27,516 -Is that you? -Yeah. 75 00:09:29,400 --> 00:09:30,720 You hungry? 76 00:09:30,880 --> 00:09:33,235 I ate about an hour ago. 77 00:09:33,520 --> 00:09:35,238 I didn't know when you were coming. 78 00:09:35,400 --> 00:09:36,959 You knew I was bringing food. 79 00:09:37,040 --> 00:09:39,429 I called you and asked you specifically, and then you go and eat? 80 00:09:39,520 --> 00:09:41,830 Justa sesame chicken! I'm still hungry. 81 00:09:48,440 --> 00:09:50,078 Did you see the news today? 82 00:09:50,160 --> 00:09:53,152 -About the little Swedish man? Norwegian. 83 00:09:53,920 --> 00:09:57,390 Helen called to tell me to turn on the TV. 84 00:09:57,480 --> 00:09:58,914 What won't they think of next? 85 00:09:59,000 --> 00:09:59,990 Unbelievable. 86 00:10:00,120 --> 00:10:02,999 Biggest thing since landing on the moon. Bigger! 87 00:10:03,360 --> 00:10:04,350 I don't get it. 88 00:10:04,440 --> 00:10:07,239 Why would anybody want to do that to himself? 89 00:10:07,840 --> 00:10:09,956 They can shrink people down 90 00:10:10,360 --> 00:10:12,192 and fly to Mars, 91 00:10:13,040 --> 00:10:15,873 but they can't cure my fibromyalgia? 92 00:10:18,520 --> 00:10:21,273 And all this fuss about the environment 93 00:10:21,640 --> 00:10:24,393 as though the world's going to end tomorrow. 94 00:10:25,640 --> 00:10:27,278 Im in pain. 95 00:10:27,800 --> 00:10:30,872 I can't breathe! Doesn't that matter? 96 00:10:31,200 --> 00:10:33,555 Lots of people are in pain, Mom, 97 00:10:34,560 --> 00:10:36,312 in all sorts of ways. 98 00:11:13,440 --> 00:11:14,430 tingling? 99 00:11:14,520 --> 00:11:15,999 More like tingling. -Tingling, okay. 100 00:11:17,640 --> 00:11:20,792 This downsizing thing is simply runaway-train technology 101 00:11:21,080 --> 00:11:24,391 that's having a devastating impact on our world economy. 102 00:11:24,720 --> 00:11:27,872 We're losing billions of doflars in consumer spending already. 103 00:11:28,200 --> 00:11:30,555 If's hurting us in construction, automobile, 104 00:11:30,640 --> 00:11:31,960 housing and defense. 105 00:11:32,040 --> 00:11:33,917 And then, of course, when we get to politics? 106 00:11:34,040 --> 00:11:36,190 Israelis shrinking Palestinians, 107 00:11:36,280 --> 00:11:38,669 African dictators shrinking rival ethnic groups. 108 00:11:38,960 --> 00:11:42,032 Look, Ron, in any major transformation of society, 109 00:11:42,120 --> 00:11:44,873 are there serious growing pains? Sure. 110 00:11:45,040 --> 00:11:49,079 But af current mass and volume, human life on Earth is unsustainable. 111 00:11:50,040 --> 00:11:52,031 You know, that one guy makes a good point. 112 00:11:52,120 --> 00:11:54,509 This family on my block just moved away to get small. 113 00:11:54,600 --> 00:11:56,113 Now their house is just sitting there. 114 00:11:56,200 --> 00:11:59,352 Making everybody's values take a dive is what they're doing 115 00:11:59,440 --> 00:12:01,511 and just when I'm trying to refinance. 116 00:12:01,680 --> 00:12:04,274 Marlene thinks I should do it just to lose the weight. 117 00:12:06,480 --> 00:12:08,232 You and me both, buddy. 118 00:12:08,520 --> 00:12:10,909 Hey, Dee, is that takeout order about ready? 119 00:12:13,640 --> 00:12:15,790 Hey, honey, I brought food! 120 00:12:15,920 --> 00:12:17,479 I'm not hungry. 121 00:12:25,400 --> 00:12:26,674 What's wrong? 122 00:12:27,080 --> 00:12:29,071 I have a splitting headache. 123 00:12:29,400 --> 00:12:30,754 The store was super busy, 124 00:12:30,840 --> 00:12:33,673 and Carla was a total bitch on wheels. 125 00:12:33,760 --> 00:12:35,592 I feel like I'm going to throw up. 126 00:12:35,920 --> 00:12:37,513 Here, let me do the neck thing. 127 00:12:38,080 --> 00:12:40,594 Yeah, do the little neck thing. 128 00:12:42,840 --> 00:12:44,433 Just relax, honey. 129 00:12:45,520 --> 00:12:47,193 Let me take all the weight. 130 00:12:49,120 --> 00:12:51,589 Okay, here is the beautiful formal living room 131 00:12:51,720 --> 00:12:53,757 with the wonderful fireplace. 132 00:12:54,200 --> 00:12:56,874 And come around here, and we have 133 00:12:56,960 --> 00:12:59,349 the nice big breakfast area for the kitchen. 134 00:12:59,440 --> 00:13:01,113 Big eating area. 135 00:13:01,600 --> 00:13:04,797 And this kitchen is just a complete wow. 136 00:13:05,560 --> 00:13:07,312 No, it's awesome. I just think 137 00:13:07,400 --> 00:13:09,676 maybe we should look again at that place in Benson. 138 00:13:10,040 --> 00:13:11,872 Come on, let's just check out the rest. 139 00:13:11,960 --> 00:13:13,189 This is great in here. 140 00:13:13,480 --> 00:13:15,869 Double oven, six-bumer gas stove. 141 00:13:16,120 --> 00:13:18,839 It's got this wonderful butlers pantry over here, 142 00:13:18,920 --> 00:13:20,593 granite counter top... 143 00:13:59,680 --> 00:14:01,512 -Hey, Sean. -Hey, Paul. How you doing? 144 00:14:01,600 --> 00:14:02,590 Good. 145 00:14:04,720 --> 00:14:08,111 -Do [ook fat? -No, you look very handsome. 146 00:14:12,160 --> 00:14:13,559 Anesthesiology? 147 00:14:14,200 --> 00:14:16,589 My wife says I put people to sleep even without the drugs. 148 00:14:17,680 --> 00:14:19,353 I'm surprised you're still awake. 149 00:14:19,520 --> 00:14:21,750 He uses that joke like twice a week. 150 00:14:22,440 --> 00:14:24,909 “What's your field, Paul? -Occupational therapy. 151 00:14:25,000 --> 00:14:27,355 -Okay. -Like career counseling? 152 00:14:27,520 --> 00:14:29,477 No, it's just like physical therapy, 153 00:14:29,560 --> 00:14:32,359 but focused on workplace injuries and rehab. 154 00:14:32,520 --> 00:14:35,433 Repetitive stress, lower back, that sort of thing. 155 00:14:35,560 --> 00:14:36,880 Alot of shoulder problems. 156 00:14:37,200 --> 00:14:39,350 I'm in-house over at Omaha Steaks. 157 00:14:39,560 --> 00:14:41,039 He does a lot of paperwork. 158 00:14:41,200 --> 00:14:43,157 Yeah, well, I get a little carpal tunnel of my own 159 00:14:43,240 --> 00:14:44,878 from time to time. -Tell me about it. 160 00:14:44,960 --> 00:14:47,952 Medicine these days is all about covering your ass. 161 00:14:48,040 --> 00:14:50,395 Hey, Paul, weren't you pre-med down in Lincoln? 162 00:14:50,960 --> 00:14:53,156 Good memory. Yeah, I put in two years. 163 00:14:53,240 --> 00:14:54,310 Then my mom got real sick, 164 00:14:54,400 --> 00:14:56,869 so I moved back to Omaha to take care of her. 165 00:14:58,040 --> 00:15:00,350 I wanted to be a surgeon, actually. 166 00:15:00,440 --> 00:15:02,750 You know, we might've ended up working together. 167 00:15:03,080 --> 00:15:04,878 You could've been my anesthesiologist! 168 00:15:04,960 --> 00:15:07,156 -How about that? -Yeah. 169 00:15:21,360 --> 00:15:23,715 Oh, my God. No way. 170 00:15:38,440 --> 00:15:39,589 Dave? 171 00:15:40,760 --> 00:15:42,751 That's Dave! Dave Johnson! 172 00:15:43,040 --> 00:15:44,394 And Carol! 173 00:15:44,960 --> 00:15:47,520 I heard he was coming. I had no idea! 174 00:15:47,680 --> 00:15:50,593 He never struck me as the kind of guy who'd go get small. 175 00:16:07,320 --> 00:16:08,640 Hey, everybody. Hi. 176 00:16:10,480 --> 00:16:13,120 Hope we're not intruding. -No. 177 00:16:14,320 --> 00:16:15,469 Hey, Andy? 178 00:16:15,880 --> 00:16:17,712 Could you get Carol a... 179 00:16:18,920 --> 00:16:20,069 Gin and tonic. 180 00:16:20,160 --> 00:16:21,639 A gin and tonic. 181 00:16:21,720 --> 00:16:24,155 With lime. 182 00:16:25,120 --> 00:16:26,110 Well, actually, 183 00:16:26,200 --> 00:16:28,032 we weren't planning on coming af all at first, 184 00:16:28,240 --> 00:16:30,834 but then, you know, we started getting all the emails. 185 00:16:31,000 --> 00:16:33,469 Plus my sister was having a lump removed. 186 00:16:33,560 --> 00:16:36,552 She's fine, thank God, but I still needed to see her. 187 00:16:36,920 --> 00:16:38,319 So what's traveling like? 188 00:16:38,400 --> 00:16:40,311 How'd you guys get up here from New Mexico? 189 00:16:40,760 --> 00:16:42,114 Gosh, it's great! Yeah. 190 00:16:42,200 --> 00:16:44,794 The airlines are getting more and more small-friendly. 191 00:16:45,040 --> 00:16:46,792 All the seats are first-class. 192 00:16:47,040 --> 00:16:49,680 So, after a couple of years in Florida, we moved out to Vegas. 193 00:16:50,000 --> 00:16:52,355 Yeah, 1 think that's the last time we talked. 194 00:16:52,440 --> 00:16:54,954 Yeah. Well, Vegas wasn't such a good choice for me, 195 00:16:55,040 --> 00:16:56,075 asittums out. 196 00:16:56,200 --> 00:16:59,192 Got into some real bad habits. Pretty much hit rock bottom. 197 00:16:59,440 --> 00:17:01,909 I'l tell you, any other woman would've run for the hills. 198 00:17:02,040 --> 00:17:05,192 But Carol, man, she's a saint. She stuck with me. 199 00:17:05,600 --> 00:17:07,637 But I really had to come clean about everything. 200 00:17:07,720 --> 00:17:08,949 I mean everything. 201 00:17:09,280 --> 00:17:10,793 You know, almost. 202 00:17:11,200 --> 00:17:12,873 So the decision to... 203 00:17:13,120 --> 00:17:15,953 Well, that's the thing. We both needed a change. 204 00:17:16,040 --> 00:17:18,111 Hit the reset button. Start all over. 205 00:17:18,520 --> 00:17:21,239 Plus, it must feel good to know you're really making a difference. 206 00:17:21,640 --> 00:17:23,551 You mean all that crap about saving the planet? 207 00:17:23,640 --> 00:17:24,630 Yeah. 208 00:17:24,720 --> 00:17:27,394 Downsizing is about saving yourself. 209 00:17:27,720 --> 00:17:29,074 It takes the pressure right off, 210 00:17:29,160 --> 00:17:30,275 especially money pressure. 211 00:17:30,640 --> 00:17:33,917 I'm just not driven and ambitious like the rest of my family. 212 00:17:34,280 --> 00:17:36,590 But now Carol and I, we live like kings! 213 00:17:36,960 --> 00:17:39,634 I'm sill living in the same house I grew up in. 214 00:17:39,880 --> 00:17:43,555 Audrey's dying for us to move, but we're really strapped. 215 00:17:43,760 --> 00:17:47,116 I mean, shit, I just finished paying off my student loans! 216 00:17:47,320 --> 00:17:48,879 Yeah, well... 217 00:17:49,560 --> 00:17:52,154 Listen, if you ever start thinking about it seriously, 218 00:17:52,480 --> 00:17:54,153 here's my two cents. 219 00:17:54,320 --> 00:17:56,755 There's a lot of small communities cropping up out there, 220 00:17:57,000 --> 00:17:57,990 but don't mess around. 221 00:17:58,080 --> 00:17:59,479 Leisureland's where you want to be. 222 00:17:59,920 --> 00:18:02,753 Best houses, best appliances, best doctors. 223 00:18:02,960 --> 00:18:04,553 They book all the big concert tours. 224 00:18:04,640 --> 00:18:05,789 Got all the great restaurants. 225 00:18:06,080 --> 00:18:07,991 The kids love Cheesecake Factory 226 00:18:08,080 --> 00:18:09,912 and Leisureland's got three of them. 227 00:18:10,440 --> 00:18:12,511 And hey, I'm not just saying all this for the referral credit, 228 00:18:12,600 --> 00:18:13,590 just s0 you know. 229 00:18:16,080 --> 00:18:18,799 liked little Carol. She's got a lot on the ball. 230 00:18:18,880 --> 00:18:20,951 She's reading books she's always wanted to read, 231 00:18:21,040 --> 00:18:22,235 she's taking Halian. 232 00:18:22,640 --> 00:18:25,996 -And she's never been fitter. Well, they sure seem happy. 233 00:18:26,160 --> 00:18:28,549 Dave says he's getting pretty good on the drums. 234 00:18:29,000 --> 00:18:30,991 Next year they're taking the kids out of school 235 00:18:31,080 --> 00:18:34,072 to spend six months at a sister city in Tuscany. 236 00:18:34,200 --> 00:18:38,114 Cooking classes, yoga, wine tasting, the whole nine yards. 237 00:18:42,880 --> 00:18:44,871 Hi, Saf, Audrey. It's Milo. 238 00:18:45,200 --> 00:18:46,395 Bad news. 239 00:18:46,520 --> 00:18:49,034 Your mortgage application at First National bounced back. 240 00:18:49,360 --> 00:18:51,920 The underwriter didn't like the income-to-clebt ratios, 241 00:18:52,000 --> 00:18:53,559 they're a litfle excessive. 242 00:18:53,880 --> 00:18:55,359 I don't know if you guys can come up with 243 00:18:55,440 --> 00:18:57,556 another ten, fifteen percent down? 244 00:18:57,640 --> 00:18:59,790 If you could maybe boost it up a fittle bit... 245 00:18:59,880 --> 00:19:02,793 I bet we'll be able to tell right away ifit's for us or not. 246 00:19:03,160 --> 00:19:05,151 Yeah, so let's not waste a lot of time. 247 00:19:05,480 --> 00:19:08,074 Maybe if we get to Santa Fe early, we can get a massage. 248 00:19:08,240 --> 00:19:09,719 Sounds good to me. 249 00:20:10,640 --> 00:20:11,960 Welcome, everybody! 250 00:20:12,200 --> 00:20:14,669 I'm Jeff Lonowski, Senior Product Specialist 251 00:20:14,760 --> 00:20:16,876 and happy homeowner here at Leisureland Estates. 252 00:20:17,120 --> 00:20:18,793 You having a good time? 253 00:20:18,880 --> 00:20:20,393 Yeah. 254 00:20:21,560 --> 00:20:24,313 Come on, guys. You're a heck of a lot bigger than I am. 255 00:20:24,480 --> 00:20:27,233 Make some noise! Are you having a good time? 256 00:20:30,200 --> 00:20:31,315 -Yeah! -Yeah! 257 00:20:31,400 --> 00:20:33,391 That's more like it. 258 00:20:33,720 --> 00:20:35,631 So, what do you think of my place? 259 00:20:36,920 --> 00:20:38,399 Pretty nifty? 260 00:20:38,680 --> 00:20:40,353 I's the house of my dreams. 261 00:20:40,560 --> 00:20:42,870 Heck, I'd say this is the house of anybody's dreams! 262 00:20:43,040 --> 00:20:44,519 Why, an average guy like me 263 00:20:44,720 --> 00:20:46,279 would have to work 20, 30, 264 00:20:46,360 --> 00:20:48,795 maybe 40 years to afford a place like this, 265 00:20:48,880 --> 00:20:50,109 if ever! 266 00:20:50,440 --> 00:20:53,193 And just wait till you see what's inside. 267 00:21:03,400 --> 00:21:04,720 Jeffl 268 00:21:05,400 --> 00:21:08,711 You've got to stop inviting guests over without telling me. 269 00:21:08,880 --> 00:21:10,553 Sorry, Laura. I was only... 270 00:21:10,720 --> 00:21:14,554 I' mean, I finally just got in the tub to relax after such a busy day. 271 00:21:14,720 --> 00:21:16,233 Busy doing what, sweetheart? 272 00:21:16,400 --> 00:21:17,595 No end of things. 273 00:21:17,680 --> 00:21:19,830 First I took a tennis lesson and had a massage. 274 00:21:19,920 --> 00:21:20,910 Nice. 275 00:21:21,000 --> 00:21:23,355 And then after a gourmet lunch with the girls, 276 00:21:23,520 --> 00:21:25,272 well, we couldn't help ourselves, so we popped 277 00:21:25,360 --> 00:21:27,795 into that new Loget jewelry store downtown. 278 00:21:28,840 --> 00:21:31,195 Loget? What's that gonna cost me? 279 00:21:31,360 --> 00:21:33,510 Now, Jeff, you hush! 280 00:21:33,680 --> 00:21:35,671 I was really good. 281 00:21:36,360 --> 00:21:38,715 Just another diamond bracelet. 282 00:21:40,120 --> 00:21:42,873 "Just a diamond bracelet"? That doesn't sound like you. 283 00:21:43,800 --> 00:21:46,952 You're right. I don't like to break up a set, 284 00:21:47,040 --> 00:21:49,714 so I got matching diamond earrings 285 00:21:50,160 --> 00:21:52,117 and a matching diamond necklace. 286 00:21:52,640 --> 00:21:55,154 All conflict-free and set in platinum. 287 00:21:55,480 --> 00:21:56,709 How much, Laura? 288 00:21:56,800 --> 00:21:59,235 But, Jeff, they look so good on me, and you should see... 289 00:21:59,320 --> 00:22:00,833 How much, Laura? 290 00:22:01,000 --> 00:22:03,833 Well, Jeff... -I said, how much? 291 00:22:04,280 --> 00:22:05,634 Eighty-three dollars. 292 00:22:06,040 --> 00:22:08,190 Eighty-three dollars! Are you crazy? 293 00:22:08,360 --> 00:22:11,716 Why, that's practically our food budget for two whole months! 294 00:22:49,760 --> 00:22:52,036 Putting it all together, if you liquidate 295 00:22:52,120 --> 00:22:54,589 your current home, cars and other assets 296 00:22:54,840 --> 00:22:56,831 and purchase the Regency-level estate, 297 00:22:56,920 --> 00:22:59,912 remember, that's the 12,000-square-foot-equivalent home 298 00:23:00,000 --> 00:23:02,276 on the 1.5-acre-equivalent lot 299 00:23:02,400 --> 00:23:04,676 ata base price of $63,000. 300 00:23:04,920 --> 00:23:06,797 Then the health and fitness package, 301 00:23:06,880 --> 00:23:09,076 that's $4,500, you're going to want to get that. 302 00:23:09,200 --> 00:23:13,114 It's gym, pool, sauna, steam, hot tub and a tennis court. 303 00:23:13,280 --> 00:23:15,430 Then the medical procedures for two adults, 304 00:23:15,520 --> 00:23:16,590 that's $15,000. 305 00:23:16,960 --> 00:23:19,076 Wait, does insurance cover any of that? 306 00:23:19,440 --> 00:23:23,070 No, but at the Regency level, you qualify for a substantial discount. 307 00:23:23,360 --> 00:23:25,033 And don't forget the federal tax credit. 308 00:23:25,120 --> 00:23:26,190 -Right. Right Allright? 309 00:23:26,280 --> 00:23:31,229 So, taking a look at your current debt, your retirement and your other savings, 310 00:23:31,800 --> 00:23:35,759 you are at $152,000 in equity. 311 00:23:35,880 --> 00:23:38,156 People, that is a very comfortable number. 312 00:23:38,520 --> 00:23:39,669 "Comfortable"? That doesn't 313 00:23:39,760 --> 00:23:41,080 -sound like nearly enough. -Yeah. 314 00:23:41,240 --> 00:23:43,436 No. See, you have to look at this column, Audrey. 315 00:23:43,520 --> 00:23:44,669 Equivalent value. 316 00:23:45,000 --> 00:23:47,355 You're solidly inside the Blue Chip zone. 317 00:23:47,520 --> 00:23:50,353 In Leisureland, your $152,000 318 00:23:50,520 --> 00:23:53,512 translates to $12.5 million. 319 00:23:53,720 --> 00:23:55,552 To live on. For life. 320 00:23:55,840 --> 00:23:57,592 I mean, come on! 321 00:24:00,600 --> 00:24:03,433 Hold on. If this is such a good thing, how come you haven't done it? 322 00:24:03,960 --> 00:24:05,439 I would do it in a heartbeat! 323 00:24:05,520 --> 00:24:08,273 But my husband had a hip replacement, $0 he's ineligible. 324 00:24:09,120 --> 00:24:10,838 So, what do you think? 325 00:24:11,080 --> 00:24:13,151 Would the Regency level be your first choice? 326 00:24:13,240 --> 00:24:16,471 Or should I show you something a little more deluxe? 327 00:24:20,520 --> 00:24:22,079 Honey, why don't you just go ahead and pick? 328 00:24:22,160 --> 00:24:23,833 I just want you to be happy. 329 00:24:25,760 --> 00:24:28,718 That's a good husband. Take a look at this. 330 00:24:29,400 --> 00:24:31,869 Hey, how much for the hot dog cooker? 331 00:24:34,320 --> 00:24:35,310 Four dollars? 332 00:24:35,680 --> 00:24:37,193 I'l give you a dollar. 333 00:24:37,600 --> 00:24:38,590 Sold! 334 00:24:38,920 --> 00:24:42,117 Keep up with the exercises, don't get lazy. Look. 335 00:24:42,440 --> 00:24:43,555 I laminated it for you, 336 00:24:43,640 --> 00:24:45,517 50 you literally have no excuse not to do it. 337 00:24:45,600 --> 00:24:46,590 Okay. Thanks, Paul. 338 00:24:46,680 --> 00:24:47,670 -Thanks a lot. -You bet. 339 00:24:47,760 --> 00:24:49,080 Maybe someday me and my wife 340 00:24:49,160 --> 00:24:50,594 will get small and we'll come down to see you. 341 00:24:50,800 --> 00:24:52,871 Well, I'd love that, but in the meantime... 342 00:24:52,960 --> 00:24:54,030 -Okay? -All right. 343 00:24:54,120 --> 00:24:56,794 Just 15 minutes every night. tll change your life. 344 00:24:56,960 --> 00:24:58,837 Okay. Thanks, Paul. -See you, Dave! 345 00:24:58,920 --> 00:25:03,118 We're here to wish Paul Safranek farewell as he moves on to Leisureland, 346 00:25:03,200 --> 00:25:05,077 and we wish him nothing but the best. 347 00:25:05,160 --> 00:25:06,912 Good luck to you and Audrey. 348 00:25:07,680 --> 00:25:10,115 Thanks, Bob. Thanks, Bob. 349 00:25:16,800 --> 00:25:18,791 And you guys didn't consider Treasure Island 350 00:25:18,880 --> 00:25:19,870 out in Palm Desert? 351 00:25:19,960 --> 00:25:21,871 Well, we checked it out, but... 352 00:25:22,080 --> 00:25:24,117 I mean, I liked it all right, but Audrey thought they were 353 00:25:24,200 --> 00:25:25,395 a little stingy with the amenities, 354 00:25:25,560 --> 00:25:28,120 especially given what they were charging in monthly maintenance. 355 00:25:28,480 --> 00:25:32,633 And I just tumed to Paul and said, "Okay, you win. Let's go for it." 356 00:25:33,080 --> 00:25:35,117 We're just gonna miss you so much. 357 00:25:36,240 --> 00:25:38,277 Gina, I'm gonna miss you, too. 358 00:25:39,120 --> 00:25:41,953 Look, it's not like we're dying. Okay? We're just relocating. 359 00:25:42,280 --> 00:25:45,272 And we'll be back at least once a year. Maybe more! 360 00:25:51,720 --> 00:25:53,472 -Hi, Dad. -Hi, sweetie. 361 00:25:55,040 --> 00:25:57,793 I'm sorry your mom couldn't bring herself to come, 362 00:25:57,960 --> 00:25:59,439 but she sends her love, 363 00:25:59,520 --> 00:26:02,080 and we're expecting you at the house tomorrow afternoon. 364 00:26:03,480 --> 00:26:04,675 Glad you could make it, Larry. 365 00:26:04,760 --> 00:26:07,229 -Hey, Paul. “What can I get you, Dad? 366 00:26:08,640 --> 00:26:11,314 Look, why don't I... Here, you guys visit, I'l... 367 00:26:11,480 --> 00:26:12,470 Beer. 368 00:26:12,720 --> 00:26:15,360 -Just any beer. -Great. Okay, coming up. 369 00:26:17,520 --> 00:26:19,511 I wish Mom weren't taking this so hard. 370 00:26:19,720 --> 00:26:21,358 Well, you know your mother. 371 00:26:21,640 --> 00:26:25,031 Frankly, I was a little skeptical about it myself at first. 372 00:26:25,440 --> 00:26:27,351 Say, you remember Jerry Gross? 373 00:26:28,040 --> 00:26:31,635 I called him the other day. He and Bev retired down there. 374 00:26:31,960 --> 00:26:34,554 Did the whole shrinking thing you kids are doing. 375 00:26:34,880 --> 00:26:37,599 He says they're getting along just fine. Never better. 376 00:26:38,240 --> 00:26:39,719 He says he feels younger every day 377 00:26:39,800 --> 00:26:42,713 and that a dollar buys a thousand dollars' worth of stuff. 378 00:26:43,160 --> 00:26:46,198 Of course, they need that with all the medication Bev takes, 379 00:26:46,280 --> 00:26:47,793 but yeah. 380 00:26:48,440 --> 00:26:50,829 No, I see the appeal. 381 00:26:51,320 --> 00:26:52,594 Apparently, there's zero crime. 382 00:26:52,680 --> 00:26:54,000 I keep telling your mother. 383 00:26:54,080 --> 00:26:56,071 Yeah, it's very safe. 384 00:26:58,200 --> 00:26:59,713 We worry. 385 00:27:00,600 --> 00:27:04,639 When I was younger, and then [lost it. 386 00:27:04,840 --> 00:27:05,830 Hey. 387 00:27:06,560 --> 00:27:08,631 You guys are the ones getting small, right? 388 00:27:10,800 --> 00:27:12,916 That's right. My wife and I. 389 00:27:13,480 --> 00:27:14,800 Good for you. 390 00:27:17,720 --> 00:27:19,870 No offense, but 391 00:27:20,640 --> 00:27:22,995 do you think if you're that small, you should still have 392 00:27:23,120 --> 00:27:26,158 all the same rights as the rest of us normal-sized people? 393 00:27:26,240 --> 00:27:27,753 I mean, like the right to vote? 394 00:27:30,240 --> 00:27:33,073 “Why wouldn't we? Well, jeez, let's see... 395 00:27:33,360 --> 00:27:34,759 You're not buying as many products, 396 00:27:34,880 --> 00:27:36,518 you're not paying as much sales tax. 397 00:27:36,600 --> 00:27:38,671 Some of you aren't even paying any income tax. 398 00:27:38,880 --> 00:27:40,314 You're not really participating 399 00:27:40,400 --> 00:27:41,515 -in our economy, are you? -Hey. 400 00:27:41,600 --> 00:27:44,035 In fact, you're costing us money, and jobs. 401 00:27:44,200 --> 00:27:45,952 Hey! That's enough. 402 00:27:46,600 --> 00:27:48,113 We're just having a good time here. 403 00:27:48,720 --> 00:27:51,030 Hey, I'm just asking a simple academic question. 404 00:27:51,280 --> 00:27:52,270 You know what? 405 00:27:52,360 --> 00:27:53,953 You guys should have a quarter of the vote at most. 406 00:27:54,040 --> 00:27:55,553 That's pretty generous, don't you think? 407 00:27:55,640 --> 00:27:56,869 Why don't you have a seat? 408 00:27:56,960 --> 00:27:59,110 “Why don't you take a walk? -Cool your jets, big guy! 409 00:27:59,320 --> 00:28:01,470 You know what? Maybe an eighth of a vote, in fact. 410 00:28:01,640 --> 00:28:03,517 And you could use a little small, buddy. 411 00:28:03,600 --> 00:28:04,795 Yeah, sit down. 412 00:28:06,600 --> 00:28:08,238 Hey! Hey! 413 00:28:08,880 --> 00:28:12,396 Can I get a normal-sized beer for a normal-sized guy? 414 00:29:18,920 --> 00:29:21,355 I keep thinking I forgot something. 415 00:29:58,080 --> 00:29:59,912 Moving to town, are you? 416 00:30:00,960 --> 00:30:01,950 How's that? 417 00:30:02,520 --> 00:30:04,909 I see you're moving to Leisureland. 418 00:30:05,320 --> 00:30:07,311 You look like a nice young couple. 419 00:30:08,760 --> 00:30:09,750 Thanks. 420 00:30:09,920 --> 00:30:11,991 ‘Where you from? -Omaha. 421 00:30:12,440 --> 00:30:13,760 Spokane. 422 00:30:14,240 --> 00:30:15,310 Nervous? 423 00:30:16,440 --> 00:30:19,034 Yeah, you know, a little. 424 00:30:19,280 --> 00:30:23,274 Don't be. It's the best thing you'll ever do. 425 00:30:28,760 --> 00:30:30,910 With your permission, I'm going to 426 00:30:31,000 --> 00:30:33,594 record your answers to the following questions. 427 00:30:34,080 --> 00:30:35,798 May I begin the recording? 428 00:30:35,880 --> 00:30:37,029 -Sure. -Yeah. 429 00:30:40,120 --> 00:30:42,555 Please state your full legal names. 430 00:30:43,360 --> 00:30:45,431 Audrey Lustig Safranek. 431 00:30:46,160 --> 00:30:48,356 Paul Norris Safranek. 432 00:30:48,920 --> 00:30:51,992 And do you, Audrey Lustig Safranek, 433 00:30:52,280 --> 00:30:55,113 and you, Paul Norris Safranek, 434 00:30:55,360 --> 00:30:58,273 understand that, of your own free will, you will undergo 435 00:30:58,520 --> 00:31:01,114 the permanent and irreversible medical procedure 436 00:31:01,200 --> 00:31:03,111 commonly known as "downsizing," 437 00:31:03,440 --> 00:31:05,351 and that following the procedure, 438 00:31:05,440 --> 00:31:08,193 your bodies will be approximately 0.0364 percent 439 00:31:08,280 --> 00:31:10,396 of their current mass and volume? 440 00:31:11,160 --> 00:31:12,150 Yep. 441 00:31:12,240 --> 00:31:14,595 I'm sorry, Paul, I need a yes or no. 442 00:31:15,080 --> 00:31:16,753 -Yes. -Yes. 443 00:31:17,080 --> 00:31:18,593 Great. Thank you. 444 00:31:19,080 --> 00:31:22,994 And do you give full consent to Gateway Medical Services 445 00:31:23,160 --> 00:31:26,949 to administer the medical procedure commonly known as "downsizing"? 446 00:31:27,280 --> 00:31:28,998 -Yes. -Yes. 447 00:31:29,960 --> 00:31:32,031 And do you understand that there exists 448 00:31:32,240 --> 00:31:35,631 an approximately one in 225,000 chance 449 00:31:35,800 --> 00:31:38,758 that the procedure could result in injury, 450 00:31:38,840 --> 00:31:41,229 permanent disability, or death? 451 00:31:49,320 --> 00:31:50,799 -Yes. -Yes. 452 00:31:51,280 --> 00:31:52,270 Yes. 453 00:32:06,720 --> 00:32:09,109 Safranek. Paul Safranek? 454 00:32:09,480 --> 00:32:10,470 Yes. 455 00:32:18,960 --> 00:32:21,315 -It's actually Safranek. -Safranek. 456 00:32:21,400 --> 00:32:23,437 Come with me, sir. We're together. 457 00:32:24,480 --> 00:32:27,040 Someone will escort you to the women's facility shortly. 458 00:32:27,320 --> 00:32:30,073 You'll be separated for approximately five hours. 459 00:32:30,240 --> 00:32:33,392 Following the procedure, you'll be reunited in the recovery room. 460 00:32:34,160 --> 00:32:35,230 Okay. 461 00:32:37,520 --> 00:32:39,193 -So, this is it. -Yeah. 462 00:32:40,600 --> 00:32:42,238 I'l see you tonight. -Yeah. 463 00:32:43,200 --> 00:32:45,032 I'l see you on the other side. 464 00:32:48,560 --> 00:32:49,630 I love you. 465 00:32:50,400 --> 00:32:51,799 I love you, too. 466 00:33:49,080 --> 00:33:51,071 Okay, let's get you up here. 467 00:36:23,200 --> 00:36:24,429 All clear! 468 00:38:20,840 --> 00:38:23,229 Aye, we got some real fat ones this time. 469 00:38:23,360 --> 00:38:25,078 Hey, how's everybody doing today? 470 00:38:25,160 --> 00:38:26,912 Hey, Miss Joyce! Doin' good. How you doin? 471 00:38:27,000 --> 00:38:30,118 Me, I'm great. Just getting ready for the weekend. 472 00:39:18,720 --> 00:39:20,711 I see you've decided to join us. 473 00:39:21,640 --> 00:39:24,109 Is this... Is it over? 474 00:39:24,720 --> 00:39:27,633 Welcome to Leisureland. Can you tell me your name? 475 00:39:28,000 --> 00:39:30,514 -It's Paul Safranek. -Okay, good. 476 00:39:30,880 --> 00:39:32,359 I bet you're hungry. 477 00:39:40,000 --> 00:39:41,070 Oh, my God. 478 00:39:42,120 --> 00:39:44,714 Isn't that cute? People just love that. 479 00:39:45,000 --> 00:39:46,593 I'l bring you a real snack in a moment. 480 00:39:46,680 --> 00:39:47,670 Thanks. 481 00:39:47,800 --> 00:39:49,950 I think my wife is supposed to be here with me. 482 00:39:50,120 --> 00:39:52,157 “What's her name? -Audrey Safranek. 483 00:39:52,240 --> 00:39:53,469 Let me see. 484 00:39:53,800 --> 00:39:55,837 We do have an Audrey Safranek scheduled for today, 485 00:39:55,920 --> 00:39:58,116 but I don't show her transferred over yet. 486 00:39:58,400 --> 00:40:00,789 She's probably just held up in dental. I'l go check. 487 00:40:01,160 --> 00:40:02,559 Okay. Thank you. 488 00:40:08,160 --> 00:40:10,470 Mr. Safranek, you've got a call. 489 00:40:11,200 --> 00:40:12,474 Thank you. 490 00:40:12,680 --> 00:40:13,829 Hello? 491 00:40:14,200 --> 00:40:16,999 -Paul? -Audrey. Thank God! 492 00:40:17,320 --> 00:40:18,833 Where are you, honey? 493 00:40:18,920 --> 00:40:21,514 Don't be mad at me. Please don't be mad. 494 00:40:21,680 --> 00:40:23,512 It's hard enough as it is. 495 00:40:23,840 --> 00:40:25,990 What's hard? Wait. What are you talking about? 496 00:40:26,360 --> 00:40:29,512 Paul, they shaved my head! 497 00:40:29,840 --> 00:40:32,229 And then they started shaving my eyebrows, 498 00:40:32,320 --> 00:40:33,833 and I just thought, 499 00:40:34,440 --> 00:40:35,919 what am I doing? 500 00:40:36,280 --> 00:40:38,749 I can't leave my family. I can't leave my friends. 501 00:40:38,840 --> 00:40:41,275 -I'm sorry, Paul, I just can't Where are you? 502 00:40:43,440 --> 00:40:45,113 Are you at the airport? 503 00:40:46,280 --> 00:40:47,600 Don't hate me. 504 00:40:48,440 --> 00:40:49,953 Please don't hate me. 505 00:40:50,160 --> 00:40:52,276 Okay, okay. Take it easy. 506 00:40:52,600 --> 00:40:56,036 Just get in a taxi and come back and we'll talk about this, okay? 507 00:40:56,360 --> 00:40:59,716 We'll go back to Omaha and we'll think this through together. 508 00:41:02,840 --> 00:41:03,830 Wait. 509 00:41:04,600 --> 00:41:06,273 You're not leaving me here? 510 00:41:07,360 --> 00:41:10,591 Can't you understand how I feel? I feel terrible! 511 00:41:10,920 --> 00:41:13,275 I let you down, I feel awiul! 512 00:41:13,680 --> 00:41:16,194 But then I realized I was just doing this because 513 00:41:16,280 --> 00:41:18,510 I was trying to make you happy, 514 00:41:19,000 --> 00:41:21,196 and I should have been thinking more about myself. 515 00:41:21,840 --> 00:41:24,832 "Thinking about yourself? "Thinking about yourself? 516 00:41:24,960 --> 00:41:27,270 You know you haven't even asked me how I am? 517 00:41:27,360 --> 00:41:30,034 Don't yell. Don't yell at me or I't hang up. 518 00:41:30,120 --> 00:41:34,512 Do you have any idea what I have been through today? 519 00:41:34,880 --> 00:41:37,633 Audrey, if you don't come back here right now... 520 00:41:38,480 --> 00:41:40,471 And see you all small? 521 00:41:40,840 --> 00:41:42,911 I'm upset enough already! 522 00:41:43,600 --> 00:41:46,319 You're upset? You're upset? 523 00:41:46,760 --> 00:41:49,434 I'm the one who's five fucking inches tall! 524 00:41:50,600 --> 00:41:53,911 I was sure sorry to hear Mrs. Safranek couldn't make it today. 525 00:41:54,680 --> 00:41:56,432 -Safranek. -Safranek. 526 00:41:56,520 --> 00:41:58,193 Well, it's not a half-bad idea 527 00:41:58,280 --> 00:42:00,430 to scout things out and get everything ready for her. 528 00:42:07,840 --> 00:42:09,638 The net blocks a lot of UV rays, 529 00:42:09,720 --> 00:42:11,757 but you still might want to put your hat on. 530 00:42:12,360 --> 00:42:16,069 And any time you want to go somewhere, you just hop in one of these bad boys. 531 00:42:16,320 --> 00:42:19,039 And if they're in short supply, well, you can always share. 532 00:42:19,240 --> 00:42:20,230 It's fun to share. 533 00:42:20,320 --> 00:42:22,038 I know I've met some super people that way. 534 00:42:22,440 --> 00:42:23,555 Just super! 535 00:42:35,280 --> 00:42:37,191 Yeah. Isn't that something? 536 00:42:48,360 --> 00:42:50,874 Over to your right there, in that big white oval building, 537 00:42:51,120 --> 00:42:52,599 is one of our seven sports centers. 538 00:42:52,880 --> 00:42:53,995 That's the one that houses 539 00:42:54,080 --> 00:42:56,515 the largest indoor skiing facility in the world. 540 00:42:56,600 --> 00:42:58,716 You know, relatively speaking. 541 00:42:58,880 --> 00:43:00,951 And up ahead we have Lake Chester. 542 00:43:33,520 --> 00:43:34,874 Look familiar? 543 00:43:35,200 --> 00:43:38,113 The Barrington. My sister's got one. She loves it! 544 00:43:38,720 --> 00:43:41,439 Well, sir, here is the key to your kingdom. 545 00:43:42,200 --> 00:43:43,838 Welcome to the good life. 546 00:43:47,400 --> 00:43:49,755 They stock the kitchen with standard items, 547 00:43:49,840 --> 00:43:51,751 but one thing I should warn you about is the dairy. 548 00:43:51,920 --> 00:43:53,319 Takes a while for your stomach to adjust 549 00:43:53,440 --> 00:43:55,158 to the milk and cheese, $0 go easy on it. 550 00:43:55,240 --> 00:43:56,753 Something about bacteria. 551 00:43:56,840 --> 00:43:58,399 And be careful about the hot water. 552 00:43:58,480 --> 00:43:59,754 It's on one central system 553 00:43:59,840 --> 00:44:01,353 and they got that cranked really high. 554 00:44:01,440 --> 00:44:03,351 Surprised they haven't had a lawsuit yet. 555 00:44:03,600 --> 00:44:05,193 But you didn't hear that from me! 556 00:44:06,000 --> 00:44:07,354 Thanks, Matt. 557 00:44:07,760 --> 00:44:09,273 You're a nice guy. 558 00:44:12,560 --> 00:44:13,914 And, Paul? 559 00:44:15,120 --> 00:44:16,713 Thanks for helping the planet. 560 00:45:31,640 --> 00:45:32,710 Fuck! 561 00:45:47,440 --> 00:45:48,669 Safranek? 562 00:45:51,920 --> 00:45:53,149 That's me. 563 00:45:55,000 --> 00:45:56,070 Okay! 564 00:46:11,760 --> 00:46:14,434 And now fo the United States, where for many years, 565 00:46:14,600 --> 00:46:16,955 both the Department of Homeland Security 566 00:46:17,040 --> 00:46:19,429 and the Immigration and Naturalization Service 567 00:46:19,600 --> 00:46:21,273 have been warning about the ease 568 00:46:21,360 --> 00:46:23,192 with which downsized people, 569 00:46:23,360 --> 00:46:26,034 from illegal immigrants fo potential terrorists, 570 00:46:26,120 --> 00:46:27,758 could penetrate U.S. borders. 571 00:46:28,240 --> 00:46:30,675 Last week's discovery in Eugene, Oregon, 572 00:46:30,760 --> 00:46:33,195 provided new evidence to support that claim. 573 00:46:33,600 --> 00:46:35,989 Brian Fakler brings us up fo date. 574 00:46:36,760 --> 00:46:40,230 This Target is just one of thousands of big box stores around the country 575 00:46:40,520 --> 00:46:42,875 that import almost a million tons of goods weekly, 576 00:46:42,960 --> 00:46:44,280 most of it from Asia. 577 00:46:44,360 --> 00:46:47,512 Last week, workers here in Eugene opened a suspicious TV box 578 00:46:47,680 --> 00:46:51,196 and discovered 17 downsized stowaways from Vietnam, 579 00:46:51,280 --> 00:46:52,793 14 of them already dead, 580 00:46:52,880 --> 00:46:56,271 two more dying hours later at a local hospital. 581 00:46:56,680 --> 00:47:00,036 On Friday, the fone survivor, a woman named Ngoc Lan Tran, 582 00:47:00,120 --> 00:47:03,351 was transferred fo a hospital at Leisurefand Estates in New Mexico, 583 00:47:03,520 --> 00:47:06,592 widlely considered the country's top medical center for the small. 584 00:47:06,880 --> 00:47:09,872 Doctors were forced to amputate a portion of an infected leg, 585 00:47:10,040 --> 00:47:12,919 and today her condition is described as fair but stable. 586 00:47:13,080 --> 00:47:14,150 According fo a statement 587 00:47:14,240 --> 00:47:16,072 from the Department of Homeland Security, 588 00:47:16,240 --> 00:47:17,514 Miss Tran claims to have been jailed 589 00:47:17,600 --> 00:47:20,069 for her political and environmental activism 590 00:47:20,240 --> 00:47:23,756 and was miniaturized against her will in a Vietnamese prison facility. 591 00:47:23,920 --> 00:47:26,673 If true, this would bolster claims by human rights groups 592 00:47:26,840 --> 00:47:29,116 that repressive governments around the world 593 00:47:29,240 --> 00:47:31,834 are forcibly downsizing political undesirables. 594 00:47:40,440 --> 00:47:43,319 So, do we need fo review any of the terms of the settlement? 595 00:47:43,760 --> 00:47:44,750 No. 596 00:47:45,040 --> 00:47:46,678 It's all pretty clear. 597 00:47:47,040 --> 00:47:49,509 I really wish you'd taken her first offer. 598 00:47:49,960 --> 00:47:51,109 I know. 599 00:47:51,200 --> 00:47:53,714 All right, well, if you could just step back a little. 600 00:47:53,800 --> 00:47:55,074 Don't want you to get hurt. 601 00:48:14,360 --> 00:48:15,919 As large as you can, please. 602 00:48:22,200 --> 00:48:23,679 Nice weather down here. 603 00:48:24,880 --> 00:48:26,871 Turned real cold back in Omaha. 604 00:48:29,080 --> 00:48:30,400 Wind chill. 605 00:49:16,240 --> 00:49:17,230 Hey, Paul. 606 00:49:17,480 --> 00:49:18,914 Thanks, man. You were right. 607 00:49:19,000 --> 00:49:20,832 Raising my monitor really did the trick. 608 00:49:21,000 --> 00:49:23,469 My neck feels better, there's no more tingling in my arm. 609 00:49:23,560 --> 00:49:24,755 I would have never made the connection. 610 00:49:24,920 --> 00:49:26,911 That's great. I'm really glad I could help. 611 00:49:30,960 --> 00:49:33,156 Thank you for calling Lands" End. My name is Paul. 612 00:49:33,280 --> 00:49:34,873 How can I help you today? 613 00:49:59,960 --> 00:50:01,189 Hi, Carol. 614 00:50:14,840 --> 00:50:15,830 Hey, pal. 615 00:50:16,760 --> 00:50:18,751 Why the long face? 616 00:50:19,120 --> 00:50:21,350 Look around you, buddy. Life is good! 617 00:50:22,440 --> 00:50:24,511 I made a mistake, Dave. 618 00:50:24,680 --> 00:50:26,000 Biggest mistake of my life. 619 00:50:26,080 --> 00:50:27,673 I should've stayed where I was. 620 00:50:27,760 --> 00:50:28,750 Hey, hey, hey. 621 00:50:29,040 --> 00:50:30,838 Look, I know divorce can put a pretty big dent 622 00:50:30,920 --> 00:50:32,115 in anyone's self-esteem. 623 00:50:32,280 --> 00:50:34,794 And what Audrey did to you was beyond the pale. 624 00:50:35,040 --> 00:50:36,269 I mean, I hate her. 625 00:50:36,360 --> 00:50:37,589 I barely know her. 626 00:50:37,800 --> 00:50:40,076 You may not hate her, but I hate her guts. 627 00:50:40,440 --> 00:50:42,954 You? You just got to get back in the saddle, that's all. 628 00:50:43,040 --> 00:50:44,519 Yeah, maybe someday. 629 00:50:45,640 --> 00:50:47,074 If you want my advice, 630 00:50:47,440 --> 00:50:49,317 single moms is the way to go. 631 00:50:49,600 --> 00:50:51,273 They got the whole kid thing out of their system, 632 00:50:51,400 --> 00:50:52,754 and they just want to party. 633 00:50:52,960 --> 00:50:53,950 No, that's okay. 634 00:50:54,040 --> 00:50:55,599 And if you don't want an emotional connection, 635 00:50:55,680 --> 00:50:57,478 which is understandable, you can just... 636 00:50:57,640 --> 00:50:59,438 Well, we have all sorts of ways you can have a good time 637 00:50:59,520 --> 00:51:01,636 down here, no strings attached. 638 00:51:01,960 --> 00:51:02,950 Just put it on the old credit card. 639 00:51:03,080 --> 00:51:04,514 No, I'm good. Really. 640 00:51:04,600 --> 00:51:05,635 Okay, yeah. 641 00:51:05,720 --> 00:51:08,360 In fact, I started seeing someone. 642 00:51:08,440 --> 00:51:09,475 Yeah? 643 00:51:10,000 --> 00:51:11,479 Single mom, actually. 644 00:51:13,000 --> 00:51:15,071 Now we're talking! Good for you. 645 00:51:23,080 --> 00:51:24,912 Paul, this is so good. 646 00:51:25,000 --> 00:51:25,990 Thanks. 647 00:51:28,240 --> 00:51:31,756 The recipe called for chervil, but you can't get chervil here yet. 648 00:51:32,000 --> 00:51:33,559 Sol used dill 649 00:51:35,040 --> 00:51:37,475 Well, whatever it is, it's super yummy. 650 00:51:39,280 --> 00:51:40,873 It's the little things, you know? 651 00:51:41,400 --> 00:51:44,756 I mean, except for there being no birds or insects, 652 00:51:44,840 --> 00:51:46,035 you'd think we're in the normal world. 653 00:51:46,200 --> 00:51:49,192 And then something happens, and you realize we're not. 654 00:51:49,360 --> 00:51:52,113 Not that substituting dill for chervil is that big a thing, 655 00:51:52,200 --> 00:51:53,429 but you know what I mean. 656 00:51:53,880 --> 00:51:57,794 Like last month, my parents came down fo visit Jonah and me. 657 00:51:58,160 --> 00:52:00,959 And it's this whole production with the carrying boxes 658 00:52:01,040 --> 00:52:02,553 and, of course, Jonah gets freaked out 659 00:52:02,680 --> 00:52:05,513 by Grandma and Grandpa being so huge and scary. 660 00:52:06,160 --> 00:52:08,356 One night they took us out for dinner at Fleming's. 661 00:52:08,440 --> 00:52:09,839 You know, real nice. 662 00:52:10,160 --> 00:52:14,996 And Jonah and I are sitting on the table in those special seats, 663 00:52:15,520 --> 00:52:17,909 and the big people wouldn't stop staring at us. 664 00:52:18,160 --> 00:52:20,834 Plus, the restaurant brags about how small people are welcome, 665 00:52:20,920 --> 00:52:22,752 then they charge a huge minimum! 666 00:52:23,000 --> 00:52:24,320 They should charge big people extra. 667 00:52:24,400 --> 00:52:26,118 They're the ones dragging down the world. 668 00:52:26,200 --> 00:52:28,589 I know. Big people look at us like we're freaks. 669 00:52:28,760 --> 00:52:30,194 They're the freaks! 670 00:52:30,680 --> 00:52:32,796 Did you hear about all that gas being released 671 00:52:32,920 --> 00:52:34,433 in Antarctica from the ice? 672 00:52:34,600 --> 00:52:35,670 The methane? 673 00:52:35,880 --> 00:52:38,269 I haven't really been following the news that much lately. 674 00:52:38,600 --> 00:52:40,113 Apparently, it's a big deal. 675 00:52:40,280 --> 00:52:42,237 Scientists are saying the more the ice melts, 676 00:52:42,320 --> 00:52:43,310 the more methane comes out, 677 00:52:43,400 --> 00:52:45,232 making more ice melt. 678 00:52:45,560 --> 00:52:47,949 Apparently, we're already way beyond the tipping... 679 00:52:51,520 --> 00:52:53,158 It's my upstairs neighbor. 680 00:52:53,520 --> 00:52:54,635 It's the strangest thing. 681 00:52:54,720 --> 00:52:56,154 There wasn't a peep for months. 682 00:52:56,360 --> 00:53:01,150 I don't even think he was here. And then suddenly it's party, party, party. 683 00:53:01,360 --> 00:53:03,431 I'had to call security the other night. 684 00:53:11,280 --> 00:53:12,429 Dugan! 685 00:53:13,840 --> 00:53:14,910 Hey, Dusan! 686 00:53:16,120 --> 00:53:17,269 Dugan! 687 00:53:17,720 --> 00:53:18,710 Yes? 688 00:53:18,840 --> 00:53:20,274 You mind tuming down the music? 689 00:53:20,360 --> 00:53:23,000 I'm trying to have a quiet evening down here. 690 00:53:26,120 --> 00:53:28,760 Hello, my friend. -Hello, Dugan. 691 00:53:29,480 --> 00:53:30,914 May I come in? 692 00:53:31,760 --> 00:53:32,750 Certainly. 693 00:53:36,920 --> 00:53:39,355 So, listen, Pete... 694 00:53:39,520 --> 00:53:40,669 Paul. 695 00:53:41,640 --> 00:53:43,836 Paul. And Kristen. Paul. 696 00:53:44,160 --> 00:53:46,197 Hello, Kristen. Hi. 697 00:53:46,360 --> 00:53:49,830 I'm sorry I'm disturbing your nice little dinner. 698 00:53:50,720 --> 00:53:51,790 Listen... 699 00:53:52,200 --> 00:53:54,350 As I was saying, Paul, 700 00:53:54,600 --> 00:53:58,150 I'm having one more, you know, little party at my place tonight. 701 00:53:58,440 --> 00:54:00,317 Not big like last time. Very small. 702 00:54:00,400 --> 00:54:02,960 Just a few close friends. 703 00:54:03,520 --> 00:54:04,590 No! 704 00:54:05,360 --> 00:54:07,033 Is that a rose? 705 00:54:07,280 --> 00:54:09,237 Yeah. -A real rose? 706 00:54:10,680 --> 00:54:12,671 Where'd you get a real rose? 707 00:54:13,320 --> 00:54:16,438 It's a new store. Full-Sized Flower Mart. 708 00:54:17,440 --> 00:54:19,158 How much they charge you for this? 709 00:54:19,240 --> 00:54:21,834 Dugan! Dusan! 710 00:54:36,760 --> 00:54:37,955 Anyway, 711 00:54:38,680 --> 00:54:40,034 as I was saying, 712 00:54:40,360 --> 00:54:43,955 Paul, if tonight noise disturbs you, just come upstairs, talk to me. 713 00:54:44,200 --> 00:54:47,431 Don't make big show like last time, yelling like crazy man. 714 00:54:48,120 --> 00:54:50,270 We're neighbors. Neighbors are friends. 715 00:54:50,480 --> 00:54:52,994 What's better even, come to the party. 716 00:54:53,160 --> 00:54:57,074 Thanks, but like I said, we just want to have a quiet dinner. 717 00:54:57,920 --> 00:54:59,911 Just try to keep it down, okay? 718 00:55:01,360 --> 00:55:03,192 Yes, darling. Of course. 719 00:55:11,200 --> 00:55:13,510 Thanks for a really nice time. 720 00:55:13,840 --> 00:55:15,478 Plus the cooking and all. 721 00:55:15,560 --> 00:55:17,995 Sorry I have to leave so early, but, you know, the sitter. 722 00:55:18,200 --> 00:55:20,510 Yeah! Yeah, no, I... 723 00:55:25,800 --> 00:55:27,279 Up one floor. 724 00:55:27,640 --> 00:55:28,789 Yeah, one more. 725 00:55:35,720 --> 00:55:36,869 Anyway... 726 00:55:37,200 --> 00:55:40,113 1 was hoping Sunday we could bring Jonah. 727 00:55:40,880 --> 00:55:42,553 I'd love to meet him. 728 00:55:42,880 --> 00:55:44,200 Yeah. Maybe. 729 00:56:00,560 --> 00:56:02,471 -Is something wrong? -No. 730 00:56:04,320 --> 00:56:06,197 You're a wonderful guy, Paul, 731 00:56:06,280 --> 00:56:08,874 and I really enjoy hanging out with you. 732 00:56:11,240 --> 00:56:13,834 But if I'm honest about how I'm feeling, 733 00:56:13,920 --> 00:56:16,116 it might be too soon for me. 734 00:56:16,200 --> 00:56:17,395 It's fine, I get it. 735 00:56:17,480 --> 00:56:19,118 -No... -l getit No, it's fine. 736 00:56:19,200 --> 00:56:21,874 I just mean if we're bringing Jonah into it. 737 00:56:22,240 --> 00:56:23,719 Have a nice night. 738 00:56:23,880 --> 00:56:24,870 No... 739 00:56:25,480 --> 00:56:26,550 Paul! 740 00:56:51,000 --> 00:56:52,320 Arosel 741 00:57:12,280 --> 00:57:13,270 Paul! 742 00:57:14,960 --> 00:57:16,314 You come! 743 00:57:17,040 --> 00:57:18,838 And you bring the rose. 744 00:57:18,920 --> 00:57:20,672 As a peace offering. 745 00:57:21,680 --> 00:57:22,750 Look, everyone! 746 00:57:22,840 --> 00:57:26,196 This is Paul, my neighbor, and look at what he brings me. 747 00:57:26,280 --> 00:57:27,634 A real fucking rose! 748 00:57:29,480 --> 00:57:32,120 Do you think any of these other ungrateful sons of bitches 749 00:57:32,200 --> 00:57:33,998 think to bring something fo Dusan? 750 00:57:34,320 --> 00:57:37,039 No. You're the only one. like you. 751 00:57:38,320 --> 00:57:40,994 Look, I know I said it's only a little party, 752 00:57:41,160 --> 00:57:44,391 but I make two, three phone calls to very close friends, look what happens. 753 00:57:44,520 --> 00:57:46,238 Everybody comes! 754 00:57:46,320 --> 00:57:49,870 There's nothing else to do in this fucking city after 10:00. 755 00:57:50,480 --> 00:57:52,949 Now, this I do not understand. 756 00:57:53,480 --> 00:57:56,552 It's not as if so many people have work in the moming. 757 00:57:56,720 --> 00:57:59,599 This is the worst trait about small people. 758 00:57:59,680 --> 00:58:00,795 They're lazy. 759 00:58:00,880 --> 00:58:03,076 Not all. Not all. But lazy. 760 00:58:03,400 --> 00:58:06,916 Like this lazy son of a bitch. 761 00:58:07,360 --> 00:58:08,350 Konrad. 762 00:58:09,080 --> 00:58:10,912 What's that you're saying about me? 763 00:58:11,000 --> 00:58:12,479 What lies are you telling? 764 00:58:12,640 --> 00:58:14,995 Just that in small world no one wants to work! 765 00:58:15,160 --> 00:58:16,480 What did you expect? 766 00:58:16,760 --> 00:58:19,513 That's the wonderful thing about becoming small. 767 00:58:19,640 --> 00:58:21,438 Because you're immediately rich. 768 00:58:21,560 --> 00:58:25,554 Unless you're very poor. Then you're just small. 769 00:58:26,480 --> 00:58:27,800 Konrad is sea captain. 770 00:58:29,080 --> 00:58:31,515 Never more than ten meters away from his boat. 771 00:58:32,640 --> 00:58:34,472 I do like my boat. 772 00:58:36,120 --> 00:58:39,476 There she is. Sonja, my beauty. 773 00:58:40,000 --> 00:58:43,675 You see, I'm from many generations, 774 00:58:43,920 --> 00:58:47,914 all the way back to my grandfathers, my father, all sea captains. 775 00:58:49,400 --> 00:58:51,710 So, what brings you to Leisureland? 776 00:58:51,840 --> 00:58:52,830 Dusan. 777 00:58:53,080 --> 00:58:55,754 He even convinced me to become small. 778 00:58:55,920 --> 00:58:59,390 Mostly for the women and the parties. 779 00:58:59,760 --> 00:59:01,034 And, frankly, 780 00:59:01,440 --> 00:59:03,192 my wife had all the money. 781 00:59:03,640 --> 00:59:06,792 And after she left, things became a bit tricky. 782 00:59:07,080 --> 00:59:08,434 I can relate. 783 00:59:08,880 --> 00:59:12,555 It's quite wonderful to be small, don't you think? 784 00:59:13,320 --> 00:59:15,550 I'd say it has its pluses and minuses. 785 00:59:16,000 --> 00:59:18,116 Next week I'l be in the Seychelles. 786 00:59:18,480 --> 00:59:19,993 And two weeks after that, 787 00:59:20,080 --> 00:59:23,710 I've sailing with friends for a month on Lake Titicaca. 788 00:59:23,880 --> 00:59:27,077 Can you believe I've never been to Lake Titicaca? 789 00:59:27,400 --> 00:59:29,630 And how does the boat get from place to place? 790 00:59:29,720 --> 00:59:31,154 I mean, you can't sail it. 791 00:59:31,640 --> 00:59:33,836 FedEx, my dear boy. 792 00:59:34,160 --> 00:59:36,993 Sonja travels faster than I do! 793 00:59:56,720 --> 00:59:59,109 How'd you get a tiny harpsichord down here? 794 00:59:59,240 --> 01:00:00,992 I didn't. I had to have it made. 795 01:00:08,480 --> 01:00:09,709 Who is that? 796 01:00:09,800 --> 01:00:11,473 “Who's that? -Yeah. 797 01:00:11,720 --> 01:00:13,233 That's Little Ronni. 798 01:00:13,600 --> 01:00:14,749 That's Little Ronni? 799 01:00:14,920 --> 01:00:17,230 The first small baby ever born, back in Norway. 800 01:00:17,320 --> 01:00:19,914 Holy shit, that's Little Ronni! 801 01:00:20,000 --> 01:00:21,752 Yeah. You should go talk to him. 802 01:00:26,720 --> 01:00:29,189 Sorry... Sorry, excuse me. 803 01:00:29,720 --> 01:00:31,916 Is it true you're Little Ronni? 804 01:00:32,000 --> 01:00:33,911 Well, maybe not so little anymore, 805 01:00:34,400 --> 01:00:35,549 but, yeah, that's me. 806 01:00:37,440 --> 01:00:39,750 “Would it be cool to get a selfie? -Yeah, man. Get in here. 807 01:00:39,920 --> 01:00:40,910 Awesome. Thank you so much. 808 01:00:41,000 --> 01:00:43,150 I really appreciate it. Thank you. 809 01:01:32,640 --> 01:01:34,233 Thank you, so are you. 810 01:01:46,400 --> 01:01:47,799 What is that? 811 01:01:54,120 --> 01:01:56,634 No, I need to know. I have allergies. 812 01:02:01,080 --> 01:02:02,593 Wait! Wait. 813 01:02:05,840 --> 01:02:06,910 Okay. 814 01:03:26,400 --> 01:03:28,550 I'm gonna take off my shoes. 815 01:04:20,520 --> 01:04:22,352 Having fun? 816 01:05:00,480 --> 01:05:03,996 Enough with the fucking doorbell. 817 01:05:05,800 --> 01:05:07,154 Good morning, Mr. Dusan. 818 01:05:07,240 --> 01:05:09,072 We come clean for you. 819 01:05:30,320 --> 01:05:32,709 So you had fun fast night, yeah? 820 01:05:33,560 --> 01:05:37,394 You didn't know you were so lucky to have exciting neighbors such as me. 821 01:05:37,880 --> 01:05:39,951 Well, I've never been to a party like that. 822 01:05:40,080 --> 01:05:42,151 There were so many Europeans. 823 01:05:42,240 --> 01:05:45,676 Did you know Little Ronni was here? I mean, he is historic! 824 01:05:45,760 --> 01:05:47,273 And boring. 825 01:05:47,600 --> 01:05:49,079 Good-looking dumb Norwegian guy 826 01:05:49,160 --> 01:05:51,515 goes around the world having sex with everyone. 827 01:05:51,680 --> 01:05:53,717 Women, men, hermaphrodites, 828 01:05:53,880 --> 01:05:56,030 dogs, goats, monkeys. 829 01:05:56,200 --> 01:05:58,919 He'll be the first small baby to die of syphilis. 830 01:05:59,000 --> 01:06:01,469 But, yeah, okay, historic. 831 01:06:02,120 --> 01:06:03,394 Well, apparently, he stil lives 832 01:06:03,520 --> 01:06:05,670 in the original colony, you know, over in Norway. 833 01:06:05,760 --> 01:06:07,114 I've always wanted to see that. 834 01:06:07,480 --> 01:06:08,800 It's all right. 835 01:06:09,720 --> 01:06:10,790 You've been there? 836 01:06:11,360 --> 01:06:13,431 Yeah. I go once or twice a year. 837 01:06:13,920 --> 01:06:16,434 Konrad, too. We make business there. 838 01:06:16,680 --> 01:06:18,079 Very good business. 839 01:06:18,320 --> 01:06:19,754 Must be something to see. 840 01:06:19,840 --> 01:06:21,956 You know you can't even get pictures of it online? 841 01:06:22,280 --> 01:06:26,956 Yes, my friend. The world is filled with things to see. 842 01:06:27,840 --> 01:06:29,990 I don't know you, Paul, but I like you. 843 01:06:30,080 --> 01:06:31,115 I like you very much. 844 01:06:31,280 --> 01:06:32,793 And my advice is, 845 01:06:33,040 --> 01:06:37,876 get out of this disgusting little fucking apartment and open your eyes. 846 01:06:38,160 --> 01:06:39,673 Don't be so American. 847 01:06:40,120 --> 01:06:41,440 You're nice guy, Paul. 848 01:06:41,520 --> 01:06:43,670 But you're a little bit pathetic guy. 849 01:06:44,080 --> 01:06:46,117 Last night you dance, you laugh, 850 01:06:46,200 --> 01:06:48,077 but inside you cry. 851 01:06:50,240 --> 01:06:51,958 Who are you to talk to me that way? 852 01:06:53,600 --> 01:06:55,511 I'm Dusan Mirkovi¢, your neighbor. 853 01:06:55,600 --> 01:06:56,749 Neighbors are friends. 854 01:06:56,840 --> 01:06:58,672 Friends tell friends the truth. 855 01:06:59,680 --> 01:07:02,194 Okay, maybe sometimes I'm a little bit asshole, 856 01:07:02,360 --> 01:07:04,158 but the world needs assholes. 857 01:07:04,240 --> 01:07:06,356 Otherwise where would shit go out? 858 01:07:07,640 --> 01:07:09,119 Dusan, bye. 859 01:07:09,520 --> 01:07:10,590 Thank you. 860 01:07:16,440 --> 01:07:18,954 When I think of big people becoming small, 861 01:07:19,040 --> 01:07:20,519 all the new small cities in the world, 862 01:07:20,640 --> 01:07:22,153 I see opportunity. 863 01:07:22,680 --> 01:07:24,751 I ask myself, "Dusan, 864 01:07:25,240 --> 01:07:27,834 "why do people, they want to become small?" 865 01:07:27,920 --> 01:07:30,389 To help the environment? Please! 866 01:07:30,720 --> 01:07:34,759 They become small to have the things which until now were only for the rich. 867 01:07:35,040 --> 01:07:38,032 Which, by the way, is the genius of the concept. 868 01:07:38,400 --> 01:07:40,710 So I say to my brother, Srdan... 869 01:07:41,200 --> 01:07:42,759 I work with my brother. 870 01:07:42,920 --> 01:07:44,194 He's still big. 871 01:07:44,280 --> 01:07:45,679 My wife, too, by the way. 872 01:07:46,480 --> 01:07:50,235 I say, "Why not bring very special items, 873 01:07:50,600 --> 01:07:53,592 "luxury items, to the small consumer?" 874 01:07:53,680 --> 01:07:56,593 The things that nobody else is thinking to bring. 875 01:07:57,520 --> 01:07:58,590 Such as? 876 01:07:58,720 --> 01:08:03,874 Well, Cohiba Espléndido. Cuba. Best cigar in the world. 877 01:08:04,280 --> 01:08:06,430 How much you pay for this when you're big? 878 01:08:06,560 --> 01:08:08,312 45, 50 dollars? 879 01:08:08,760 --> 01:08:12,071 When you're small, I sell you this cigar for one dollar. 880 01:08:12,880 --> 01:08:17,158 And from this one Cohiba, we make about 2,000 cigars. 881 01:08:17,480 --> 01:08:20,438 Okay, maybe they're not actually made in Cuba. 882 01:08:20,720 --> 01:08:24,714 Maybe they're rolled by little Albanians in Bujanovac, but who cares? 883 01:08:24,960 --> 01:08:26,633 And this is just one thing. 884 01:08:26,840 --> 01:08:29,400 There's perfume and cologne, 885 01:08:29,640 --> 01:08:33,474 brandy, port, Calvados, truffles, caviar. 886 01:08:33,800 --> 01:08:35,438 Is all that legal? 887 01:08:36,160 --> 01:08:39,198 Baby, this is Wild West. 888 01:08:39,520 --> 01:08:40,954 Who has time chasing after 889 01:08:41,040 --> 01:08:43,919 some fucking Serbian guy five inches tall 890 01:08:44,000 --> 01:08:45,877 over a few cigars and some wine? 891 01:08:46,680 --> 01:08:50,116 My brother and I are now in seven small cities 892 01:08:50,200 --> 01:08:52,510 around the world. Seven! 893 01:08:53,480 --> 01:08:54,629 Paul, listen. 894 01:08:54,720 --> 01:08:56,631 Anything you want, I can get for you. 895 01:08:56,920 --> 01:08:58,240 Anything, anytime. 896 01:08:58,360 --> 01:08:59,680 Excuse me a minute. 897 01:09:13,800 --> 01:09:14,790 Hello. 898 01:09:18,120 --> 01:09:19,679 Can I talk to you for a minute? 899 01:09:23,280 --> 01:09:25,794 "Na-pro-sien.” What this do? 900 01:09:33,840 --> 01:09:36,832 Naproxen. It's an anti-inflammatory. 901 01:09:37,080 --> 01:09:39,640 It's for pain and swelling. 902 01:09:43,960 --> 01:09:46,315 And this one? What this one do? 903 01:09:47,320 --> 01:09:50,278 Well, Vicodin. That's also a painkiller. 904 01:09:51,200 --> 01:09:53,510 But you want to be really careful with that one. 905 01:09:53,600 --> 01:09:55,511 Painkiller? Painkiller good. 906 01:09:55,600 --> 01:09:58,558 Listen. This is not my apartment, 907 01:09:59,160 --> 01:10:01,071 and I'm sure you're probably in a lot of pain, 908 01:10:01,160 --> 01:10:03,310 but you shouldn't steal pills. 909 01:10:03,720 --> 01:10:05,199 I no steal. 910 01:10:05,280 --> 01:10:06,679 They too old, no good. 911 01:10:06,760 --> 01:10:09,639 Mr. Dusan, he say me okay I take away thing. 912 01:10:10,080 --> 01:10:12,071 Pill for sick friend. 913 01:10:19,600 --> 01:10:22,433 Okay. I finish now. Bathroom clean. 914 01:10:25,600 --> 01:10:27,750 Well, whatever's wrong with your "friend," 915 01:10:27,840 --> 01:10:30,593 I can see that you have areally, really bad prosthetic foot. 916 01:10:30,680 --> 01:10:33,194 I'm sure it's causing you pain in your right hip and knee, 917 01:10:33,280 --> 01:10:35,590 probably your other knee, your lower back. 918 01:10:36,840 --> 01:10:39,719 How you know these thing? You a doctor? 919 01:10:40,280 --> 01:10:41,759 Occupational therapist. 920 01:10:43,480 --> 01:10:45,994 Wait a minute. I know you. 921 01:10:47,560 --> 01:10:48,550 You're the... Oh, my God! 922 01:10:49,040 --> 01:10:50,917 You're that woman from a couple years ago, 923 01:10:51,000 --> 01:10:52,115 the dissident, 924 01:10:52,200 --> 01:10:55,079 from Thailand or something? What's your name? 925 01:10:55,840 --> 01:10:57,831 Tran Ngoc Lan. Vietnam. 926 01:10:57,920 --> 01:11:01,231 Tran Ngoc Lan from Vietnam. Yes, that's right! 927 01:11:01,360 --> 01:11:04,716 And I remember that you lost your leg below the knee. 928 01:11:04,800 --> 01:11:06,598 That's... That's you. 929 01:11:12,160 --> 01:11:13,355 Dugan... 930 01:11:13,440 --> 01:11:15,750 Hey, do you know who this is here? 931 01:11:15,920 --> 01:11:18,116 Of course. The famous Ngoc Lan Tran. 932 01:11:18,280 --> 01:11:20,271 Dramatic escape from Vietnamese prison, 933 01:11:20,360 --> 01:11:23,273 almost died so now she can clean my house. 934 01:11:24,200 --> 01:11:27,238 America. Big land of opportunity! 935 01:11:32,920 --> 01:11:34,911 Push up. Push again. Push, push, push. 936 01:11:35,000 --> 01:11:37,389 Okay, that's it. Now take your heel back towards you. 937 01:11:37,720 --> 01:11:39,438 Even harder if you can. 938 01:11:39,600 --> 01:11:40,749 Even... Yeah. 939 01:11:41,080 --> 01:11:42,070 Yeah. 940 01:11:42,600 --> 01:11:44,193 Put your hand right here. 941 01:11:44,320 --> 01:11:45,310 Feel that, okay? 942 01:11:45,400 --> 01:11:46,799 Feel that crunching? You hear it? 943 01:11:46,880 --> 01:11:50,635 That's arthritis. That's already pretty bad. 944 01:11:51,000 --> 01:11:51,990 Paul? 945 01:11:52,480 --> 01:11:54,118 You're full of surprises. 946 01:11:54,200 --> 01:11:57,477 You can do this, but you work shit job answering phones? 947 01:11:57,560 --> 01:11:59,597 When I moved down here, I didn't think I'd be working, 948 01:11:59,680 --> 01:12:01,114 50 I let my license expire, 949 01:12:01,200 --> 01:12:03,760 and now I'd have to get it in a whole other state. 950 01:12:03,880 --> 01:12:04,995 It's a boring story. 951 01:12:07,640 --> 01:12:09,153 I hate to say it, 952 01:12:09,240 --> 01:12:10,514 but if you don't do something pretty soon, 953 01:12:10,600 --> 01:12:12,034 you're going to need a new knee. 954 01:12:12,120 --> 01:12:13,997 Maybe even a new hip. 955 01:12:14,080 --> 01:12:16,196 You've got to go to a specialist as soon as you can 956 01:12:16,280 --> 01:12:17,395 and get a whole new foot. 957 01:12:17,520 --> 01:12:18,590 In the meantime, 958 01:12:18,720 --> 01:12:21,189 I could make some adjustments on the existing prosthetic 959 01:12:21,280 --> 01:12:23,715 and maybe give you some pointers on how to walk better. 960 01:12:23,880 --> 01:12:26,872 I just hate to see you needlessly suffer after all you've been through. 961 01:12:27,040 --> 01:12:29,554 Okay. I finish work, you come with me. 962 01:12:29,920 --> 01:12:32,070 No, I could get my tools. I'can do it right here. 963 01:12:32,400 --> 01:12:35,631 No. I say you before. My friend sick, need pill. 964 01:12:35,800 --> 01:12:38,189 You come with me my house, help her. 965 01:12:38,440 --> 01:12:39,839 You help her. 966 01:12:40,240 --> 01:12:42,072 I don't think I was clear. 967 01:12:42,240 --> 01:12:44,754 I can help you with this, but I'm not a doctor, 968 01:12:44,880 --> 01:12:46,473 50 your friend, whatever's wrong with her, 969 01:12:46,560 --> 01:12:48,233 she's got to go to a clinic or a hospital. 970 01:12:48,400 --> 01:12:49,515 No! Clinic no good. 971 01:12:49,600 --> 01:12:51,477 I bring her clinic, wait too long time. 972 01:12:51,560 --> 01:12:54,916 Stupid doctor say no help for her. No do nothing! 973 01:12:55,040 --> 01:12:58,795 He no good stupid doctor in big world, now he small. 974 01:12:59,240 --> 01:13:00,753 You come with me. 975 01:13:01,360 --> 01:13:03,033 You come with me now. 976 01:13:07,160 --> 01:13:08,230 Come. 977 01:13:25,600 --> 01:13:28,638 -You live near here? -No, still far. 978 01:13:30,080 --> 01:13:32,071 Maybe we should grab a car. 979 01:13:32,920 --> 01:13:35,070 No need car. Take bus. 980 01:13:47,880 --> 01:13:49,712 If you don't mind my asking, 981 01:13:49,880 --> 01:13:51,757 you were so famous a couple years ago. 982 01:13:51,840 --> 01:13:53,592 I mean, everybody was talking about you. 983 01:13:53,920 --> 01:13:57,914 I just would've thought you would be giving speeches or writing books. 984 01:13:58,320 --> 01:14:00,550 How'd you wind up cleaning houses? 985 01:14:00,880 --> 01:14:02,393 Need money for live. 986 01:14:03,000 --> 01:14:05,640 After TV box, I stay hospital so long time. 987 01:14:05,720 --> 01:14:06,915 Almost die. 988 01:14:07,200 --> 01:14:09,999 Then three host family. But too much problem. 989 01:14:10,080 --> 01:14:11,400 Leisureland people too selfish. 990 01:14:11,840 --> 01:14:14,912 Better I live only me, work job, make money. Easy. 991 01:15:36,200 --> 01:15:38,510 Hey! You! Come! 992 01:15:39,320 --> 01:15:40,390 Come! 993 01:16:43,520 --> 01:16:44,510 You! 994 01:16:44,880 --> 01:16:47,554 Come on! No time for baby dream. 995 01:16:50,400 --> 01:16:52,311 May I ask how high we're going? 996 01:16:52,400 --> 01:16:54,232 -Seven floor. -Seven? 997 01:16:54,400 --> 01:16:57,472 -Can we use the elevator? No elevator. 998 01:17:26,760 --> 01:17:28,114 Take the shoe. 999 01:17:34,040 --> 01:17:35,474 Hola, Gladys. 1000 01:17:39,880 --> 01:17:42,190 This lady Gladys. Gladys my friend. 1001 01:17:42,280 --> 01:17:43,429 She very sick. 1002 01:17:43,800 --> 01:17:45,359 Gladys, how you feel? 1003 01:17:48,120 --> 01:17:49,394 I bring food for you. 1004 01:17:49,920 --> 01:17:52,594 I bring doctor. This man doctor. 1005 01:17:58,080 --> 01:18:00,640 This lady Gladys alone. No have nobody. 1006 01:18:00,720 --> 01:18:02,870 Husband die Mexico when they make small. 1007 01:18:02,960 --> 01:18:05,270 Stupid people forget take the gold from the teeth. 1008 01:18:05,360 --> 01:18:06,395 Head explode. 1009 01:18:06,720 --> 01:18:09,075 What? Husband head explode. 1010 01:18:09,560 --> 01:18:12,234 Head explode! From teeth. 1011 01:18:12,720 --> 01:18:14,472 She come alone, no money. 1012 01:18:14,560 --> 01:18:17,234 I meet her, she housekeeper first host family. 1013 01:18:17,320 --> 01:18:20,392 Rich Leisureland people. Now she sick, no more work. 1014 01:18:20,800 --> 01:18:22,438 Okay, you take care for her. 1015 01:18:26,440 --> 01:18:28,113 I can't do anything for her. 1016 01:18:28,440 --> 01:18:31,751 That woman is really sick. It looks like she might die! 1017 01:18:31,960 --> 01:18:33,633 Yeah, she die soon. 1018 01:18:33,800 --> 01:18:36,189 Cancer. Cancer all over stomach. 1019 01:18:36,520 --> 01:18:39,911 I be with her she die. Most bad thing die alone. 1020 01:18:57,800 --> 01:18:59,711 Come on. Be like doctor. 1021 01:19:02,400 --> 01:19:04,073 Make her feel good. 1022 01:19:19,600 --> 01:19:21,352 Which pill most good for her? 1023 01:19:22,440 --> 01:19:23,714 I have no idea. 1024 01:19:23,800 --> 01:19:25,711 But you know thing. 1025 01:19:25,800 --> 01:19:27,473 Which pill most strong? 1026 01:19:31,400 --> 01:19:32,470 Percocet. 1027 01:19:33,480 --> 01:19:36,233 Yes, Percocet. Very good for pain. 1028 01:19:36,600 --> 01:19:39,194 How much? Two? Four? Five? How much? 1029 01:19:40,280 --> 01:19:41,429 Try two. 1030 01:19:42,080 --> 01:19:44,913 Two? This lady very sick. Pill old. 1031 01:19:45,240 --> 01:19:46,560 We give four. 1032 01:19:53,360 --> 01:19:54,714 Gracias, doctor. 1033 01:19:57,880 --> 01:19:59,951 Have you tried to move her every couple hours, 1034 01:20:00,040 --> 01:20:01,872 so she doesn't get bedsores? 1035 01:20:03,280 --> 01:20:05,032 We should probably do that. 1036 01:20:07,000 --> 01:20:09,230 Go. There you go. Okay. 1037 01:20:09,320 --> 01:20:11,436 See? You know thing. 1038 01:20:19,000 --> 01:20:21,992 Thank you, Mr. Dusan friend. You help Gladys good. 1039 01:20:22,400 --> 01:20:23,913 Okay. Well, 1040 01:20:24,720 --> 01:20:26,154 let's make those adjustments. 1041 01:20:26,240 --> 01:20:27,913 If you just want to slip off your foot. 1042 01:20:28,080 --> 01:20:29,753 No, no foot. I tired. 1043 01:20:29,920 --> 01:20:32,673 You go away. I stay with Gladys, you go away now. 1044 01:20:33,400 --> 01:20:35,835 Really? I mean... -I tired. You go away. 1045 01:20:35,920 --> 01:20:37,035 Okay. 1046 01:20:37,120 --> 01:20:38,872 Some other time, I guess. 1047 01:20:39,480 --> 01:20:42,040 I just don't know when ['m gonna see you again. 1048 01:20:43,400 --> 01:20:45,550 Thursday. You come Thursday, okay? 1049 01:20:45,960 --> 01:20:48,952 Thursday morning you come fix leg. 10:00. 1050 01:20:51,960 --> 01:20:53,712 Thursday at 10:00. 1051 01:20:58,960 --> 01:21:02,476 My name's Paul, by the way. Paul Safranek. 1052 01:21:12,040 --> 01:21:13,110 Let's see... 1053 01:21:13,520 --> 01:21:15,875 The extra-large is available in 1054 01:21:15,960 --> 01:21:20,830 glacier, pebble, tulip, cayenne, moss and aubergine. 1055 01:21:21,400 --> 01:21:24,153 Cayenne? Is that like red? 1056 01:21:25,320 --> 01:21:28,438 I's a brownish red. It's more like brick. 1057 01:21:28,520 --> 01:21:30,511 No, I don't like brick. 1058 01:21:31,000 --> 01:21:32,991 Do you think moss is pretty? 1059 01:21:33,440 --> 01:21:34,999 You know, I don't know, lady. 1060 01:21:35,080 --> 01:21:37,037 Why don't you just pick a color, please? 1061 01:21:37,400 --> 01:21:39,391 Don't be short with me! 1062 01:21:39,760 --> 01:21:41,273 What did you say? 1063 01:21:53,280 --> 01:21:54,270 Hi. 1064 01:21:56,240 --> 01:21:57,230 Shoe. 1065 01:22:00,920 --> 01:22:01,990 Where's Gladys? 1066 01:22:02,680 --> 01:22:03,795 She die. 1067 01:22:04,000 --> 01:22:05,195 No. 1068 01:22:05,280 --> 01:22:06,509 I'm so sorry. 1069 01:22:07,000 --> 01:22:09,150 I think maybe I give her too much pil. 1070 01:22:09,440 --> 01:22:12,000 Anyway, she die very happy, smiling. 1071 01:22:13,160 --> 01:22:15,549 -Okay, you fix foot now. ‘What? 1072 01:22:19,600 --> 01:22:20,795 You do quick. 1073 01:22:21,160 --> 01:22:24,630 Must clean house soon, one hour. You do quick. 1074 01:22:26,040 --> 01:22:27,314 Quick! 1075 01:22:34,400 --> 01:22:35,754 Thank you, very nice. 1076 01:22:36,000 --> 01:22:38,674 You finish soon, okay? I very busy. 1077 01:22:39,000 --> 01:22:40,320 I'm getting there. 1078 01:22:47,080 --> 01:22:49,071 I guess you like butterflies. 1079 01:22:51,000 --> 01:22:51,990 Butterflies? 1080 01:22:52,160 --> 01:22:54,276 Yes, I like very much. 1081 01:22:54,840 --> 01:22:59,437 When I little girl, my father, he take me, my sister go see butterfly. 1082 01:22:59,960 --> 01:23:02,315 Near my village they live in the tree. 1083 01:23:02,800 --> 01:23:04,074 You know, 1084 01:23:04,320 --> 01:23:08,154 they fly cold place to hot place every year. 1085 01:23:08,520 --> 01:23:10,875 Stay tree, then go away, come back. 1086 01:23:13,080 --> 01:23:14,400 Migrating butterflies. 1087 01:23:14,680 --> 01:23:16,512 -Yes. -That sounds beautiful. 1088 01:23:17,800 --> 01:23:19,791 How do you say "butterfly" in Vietnamese? 1089 01:23:30,320 --> 01:23:31,754 You miss your village? 1090 01:23:32,160 --> 01:23:33,514 No more village. 1091 01:23:34,000 --> 01:23:37,277 Govemment make the people go away, put water all over. 1092 01:23:37,440 --> 01:23:39,670 All over everywhere! Too much water. 1093 01:23:39,960 --> 01:23:41,314 Too much water? 1094 01:23:41,480 --> 01:23:43,630 Big water for make electricity. 1095 01:23:43,800 --> 01:23:44,790 Adam. 1096 01:23:44,960 --> 01:23:47,315 Yes, dam. They make dam. 1097 01:23:48,080 --> 01:23:50,230 Many village no more. 1098 01:23:51,040 --> 01:23:52,951 That's why I go prison. 1099 01:23:53,080 --> 01:23:55,469 Me, my sister make protest. 1100 01:23:55,920 --> 01:23:57,149 Big protest. 1101 01:23:59,320 --> 01:24:01,152 Well, where's your sister now? 1102 01:24:02,680 --> 01:24:04,591 She die prison. 1103 01:24:09,840 --> 01:24:13,356 Too cold, chest fill up bad. She die. 1104 01:24:27,800 --> 01:24:29,711 “What happened? -Nothing. 1105 01:24:31,680 --> 01:24:33,193 Just give me a minute. 1106 01:24:33,320 --> 01:24:35,391 What you do? -No, nothing, nothing. 1107 01:24:36,080 --> 01:24:37,229 You stupid man! 1108 01:24:37,320 --> 01:24:39,709 You needed a new foot anyway. We'll get you a good one. 1109 01:24:39,800 --> 01:24:41,154 Is that so hard to understand? 1110 01:24:41,240 --> 01:24:43,675 -Jesus! No say Jesus bad way. 1111 01:24:44,080 --> 01:24:45,957 Now I'm supposed to watch my language? 1112 01:24:46,040 --> 01:24:47,394 You're worse than my mother. 1113 01:24:47,600 --> 01:24:49,034 I feel sorry for your mother. 1114 01:24:49,120 --> 01:24:51,760 I sure she suffer too much for your fault. 1115 01:24:56,800 --> 01:24:58,359 Not do so fast! 1116 01:24:58,680 --> 01:25:01,832 Vacuum cleaner need time same direction clean good. 1117 01:25:12,000 --> 01:25:13,195 And you can take these. 1118 01:25:13,280 --> 01:25:16,238 These are samosas from a couple of days ago. 1119 01:25:16,920 --> 01:25:19,480 Thank you, yes. I take all these. 1120 01:25:20,160 --> 01:25:22,071 I think this is saag paneer. 1121 01:25:22,160 --> 01:25:24,071 It might be a little bit old. 1122 01:25:27,680 --> 01:25:30,149 In prison we die for such food. 1123 01:25:33,760 --> 01:25:35,990 Okay. Not too many leftover entrees today, 1124 01:25:36,080 --> 01:25:37,753 but I threw in lots of baked potato soup. 1125 01:25:38,520 --> 01:25:39,840 Thank you, Roger. 1126 01:25:40,040 --> 01:25:41,155 There you go. 1127 01:25:42,080 --> 01:25:44,230 Hey, you finally got yourself a helper, Ngoc Lan? 1128 01:25:44,880 --> 01:25:47,235 This Paul. He break my foot. 1129 01:25:49,400 --> 01:25:50,470 How'd you manage that, buddy? 1130 01:25:50,560 --> 01:25:51,994 It's a long story. We're sorting it out. 1131 01:25:52,160 --> 01:25:53,639 He stupid! 1132 01:26:04,920 --> 01:26:07,230 Hofa, Sefior Cardenas. 1133 01:26:25,920 --> 01:26:28,389 Okay. Over here. This way. 1134 01:26:37,160 --> 01:26:38,389 That looks really painful. 1135 01:26:44,200 --> 01:26:46,430 I bet that's ringworm, 1136 01:26:46,520 --> 01:26:48,113 which I don't know how to say in Spanish. 1137 01:26:48,200 --> 01:26:52,194 But ringworm is a fungus, $0 you want it dry. 1138 01:26:55,600 --> 01:26:57,557 And I'l see if I can pick something up 1139 01:26:57,640 --> 01:26:59,313 at the drugstore and bring it for him tomorrow. 1140 01:26:59,440 --> 01:27:00,589 Yes, you bring. 1141 01:27:05,080 --> 01:27:06,309 Okay, next. Let's go. 1142 01:27:08,040 --> 01:27:09,951 -Let's go! -'m coming. 1143 01:27:14,080 --> 01:27:15,150 Take care for him. 1144 01:27:15,240 --> 01:27:16,469 -See you next time. -Gracias. 1145 01:27:18,480 --> 01:27:20,073 So that's it? We go home now? 1146 01:27:20,240 --> 01:27:22,436 Now we go church pray Jesus. 1147 01:27:52,400 --> 01:27:55,074 You come back tomorrow, pick me up 8:00. 1148 01:27:55,160 --> 01:27:56,992 Yeah, okay, I'l be here. 1149 01:28:06,840 --> 01:28:08,274 Good morning, Mr. Dusan. 1150 01:28:08,360 --> 01:28:09,919 We come clean for you. 1151 01:28:30,520 --> 01:28:33,512 Answering telephones was not dignified enough for you. 1152 01:28:33,600 --> 01:28:35,637 Now you progress to cleaning toilets. 1153 01:28:35,880 --> 01:28:37,553 love you, Paul. 1154 01:28:37,880 --> 01:28:40,713 I really love you. You're such a funny guy. 1155 01:28:41,080 --> 01:28:42,150 Hilarious. 1156 01:28:42,400 --> 01:28:45,916 Like I said, you're too much a nice guy 1157 01:28:46,280 --> 01:28:48,590 and a little bit pathetic guy. 1158 01:28:48,920 --> 01:28:50,752 I's just until she gets a new foot. 1159 01:28:50,920 --> 01:28:53,230 “When will that be? -I don't know. The doctor said 1160 01:28:53,400 --> 01:28:54,913 a month, maybe six weeks. 1161 01:28:55,080 --> 01:28:57,071 -That's an eternity. I know! 1162 01:28:57,280 --> 01:28:59,032 Meantime, she's stuck with a peg leg, 1163 01:28:59,240 --> 01:29:01,151 which is almost as bad as having nothing at all. 1164 01:29:01,240 --> 01:29:02,230 I mean, look at her! 1165 01:29:02,320 --> 01:29:04,960 She's waddling around like a goddamn pirate. 1166 01:29:06,840 --> 01:29:08,877 Paul! You no talk with Mr. Dusan. 1167 01:29:08,960 --> 01:29:10,837 You go upstair with Verénica. 1168 01:29:12,200 --> 01:29:13,713 -Paull -I heard you. 1169 01:29:14,200 --> 01:29:15,759 Don't worry, Paul. 1170 01:29:18,600 --> 01:29:20,432 Dusan will save you. 1171 01:29:34,920 --> 01:29:37,070 Yeah, Miss Tran, take everything. 1172 01:29:39,000 --> 01:29:42,118 Mr. Konrad and I are leaving day after tomorrow 1173 01:29:42,200 --> 01:29:44,032 and don't know when we'll be back. 1174 01:29:45,160 --> 01:29:46,833 Okay, good. Thank you. 1175 01:29:47,240 --> 01:29:49,151 Paul, Mr. Dusan say I take all the food. 1176 01:29:49,240 --> 01:29:50,913 You go find me big box. 1177 01:29:51,160 --> 01:29:52,150 In a minute. 1178 01:29:52,280 --> 01:29:55,159 First there's something very important to discuss. 1179 01:29:57,240 --> 01:29:58,230 Me? 1180 01:29:58,320 --> 01:30:00,470 This is the situation. 1181 01:30:00,640 --> 01:30:02,551 I don't know exactly what, 1182 01:30:02,720 --> 01:30:04,711 but something big, very big, 1183 01:30:04,800 --> 01:30:07,235 is happening at the original small colony. 1184 01:30:07,600 --> 01:30:09,432 You know, the one in Norway. 1185 01:30:10,080 --> 01:30:13,755 They want me to go there right away with a very important delivery. 1186 01:30:14,240 --> 01:30:15,719 It's too complicated to explain. 1187 01:30:15,800 --> 01:30:18,519 Top secret and very urgent, 1188 01:30:18,640 --> 01:30:23,510 but most important, they are offering us very big money. 1189 01:30:24,160 --> 01:30:25,150 Very big. 1190 01:30:25,240 --> 01:30:26,753 And that means 1191 01:30:27,000 --> 01:30:31,119 we need extra help to do this quickly, make them happy 1192 01:30:31,200 --> 01:30:33,794 and, I'm sorry to say, we need the same excellent helper 1193 01:30:33,880 --> 01:30:35,553 who's currently helping you. 1194 01:30:35,800 --> 01:30:36,790 Him. 1195 01:30:37,160 --> 01:30:38,480 That's right, Ngoc Lan. 1196 01:30:38,560 --> 01:30:41,074 I have to go with these guys to Norway. 1197 01:30:43,680 --> 01:30:46,035 So you say 1198 01:30:46,480 --> 01:30:48,596 Paul go with you Norway? 1199 01:30:49,000 --> 01:30:50,718 That's the situation. 1200 01:30:51,240 --> 01:30:54,756 Emergency situation! -And deeply humanitarian. 1201 01:30:56,160 --> 01:30:57,992 I' mean, Ngoc Lan, I will 1202 01:30:58,080 --> 01:31:02,233 be able to help when I get back 100%, and when you get the new foot, and... 1203 01:31:02,480 --> 01:31:03,993 You leave Wednesday? 1204 01:31:04,520 --> 01:31:05,510 Yes. 1205 01:31:06,800 --> 01:31:08,518 And how long you go? 1206 01:31:11,960 --> 01:31:13,951 Ten days, maybe more. 1207 01:31:19,720 --> 01:31:21,472 Okay. Yes, Norway. 1208 01:31:21,920 --> 01:31:23,672 I go Norway, too. 1209 01:31:24,120 --> 01:31:26,111 No, no, no. Not you. 1210 01:31:26,680 --> 01:31:28,034 Only Paul. 1211 01:31:28,120 --> 01:31:30,953 1 go Norway, 00. Paul, you help me on the trip. 1212 01:31:32,360 --> 01:31:33,509 But you're very busy here 1213 01:31:33,600 --> 01:31:36,035 with humanitarian activities on your own. 1214 01:31:36,520 --> 01:31:38,193 And your cleaning business! 1215 01:31:38,800 --> 01:31:41,269 Verdnica and other ladies know every place. 1216 01:31:41,360 --> 01:31:42,873 They do for me, I pay them good. 1217 01:31:42,960 --> 01:31:44,553 No problem I go. 1218 01:31:45,280 --> 01:31:47,715 Norway colony people invite me so many time, 1219 01:31:47,800 --> 01:31:49,279 but I never go. 1220 01:31:49,360 --> 01:31:51,636 Feel s0, so guilty! 1221 01:31:52,720 --> 01:31:54,472 They so nice people. 1222 01:31:55,360 --> 01:31:56,350 What? 1223 01:31:56,680 --> 01:31:58,318 Who invited you? 1224 01:31:59,800 --> 01:32:02,872 When I hospital 50 long time after TV box, 1225 01:32:03,240 --> 01:32:05,311 people all over world 1226 01:32:05,480 --> 01:32:08,791 send me happy card, flower, candy. 1227 01:32:09,080 --> 01:32:10,559 Make me feel good. 1228 01:32:11,240 --> 01:32:12,639 So many letter. 1229 01:32:12,720 --> 01:32:15,234 One letter very special I never forget. 1230 01:32:15,560 --> 01:32:17,915 From Jorgen Asbjgrnsen. 1231 01:32:19,560 --> 01:32:22,120 You got a letter from Jorgen Asbjgrsen? 1232 01:32:22,920 --> 01:32:24,991 Dr. Asbjgrnsen write me. 1233 01:32:25,680 --> 01:32:30,151 Say he feel so, so bad I suffer for he fault. 1234 01:32:32,000 --> 01:32:33,832 He say he painful. 1235 01:32:33,920 --> 01:32:36,673 He never think make small so bad for people. 1236 01:32:38,520 --> 01:32:41,319 Dr. Asbjgrmsen letter make me feel so good, 1237 01:32:41,720 --> 01:32:43,233 I write letter, too. 1238 01:32:43,320 --> 01:32:46,551 Say now first time I happy be small. 1239 01:32:49,880 --> 01:32:52,918 He say me make trip go Norway any day. 1240 01:32:53,720 --> 01:32:55,631 But 100 busy. 1241 01:32:56,000 --> 01:32:57,195 Always too busy. 1242 01:32:57,280 --> 01:33:00,989 Now Jesus give me special gift go Norway. 1243 01:33:03,480 --> 01:33:06,836 Thank you, Mr. Dusan. Thank you, Mr. Konrad. 1244 01:33:09,000 --> 01:33:11,753 Yes. I go Norway, too. 1245 01:33:11,960 --> 01:33:13,633 So happy! 1246 01:33:14,000 --> 01:33:16,150 Thank you special time. 1247 01:35:16,880 --> 01:35:18,029 Paul, look. 1248 01:35:18,400 --> 01:35:21,392 This Jorgen Asbjgmsen and he wife. 1249 01:35:23,200 --> 01:35:26,033 Oh, my God. Jorgen Asbjgmsen? 1250 01:35:27,480 --> 01:35:28,595 Hello. 1251 01:35:28,680 --> 01:35:31,399 It's just such an honor. -Hello, hello. 1252 01:35:31,760 --> 01:35:32,830 See, Paul? 1253 01:35:33,520 --> 01:35:35,158 Jesus smile for me. 1254 01:35:35,240 --> 01:35:38,153 I say Paul I want visit Norway only for meet you. 1255 01:35:38,800 --> 01:35:39,915 It's true. 1256 01:35:40,080 --> 01:35:41,753 I'm Anne-Helene. -Hello. 1257 01:35:42,240 --> 01:35:43,913 Please sit. Join us. 1258 01:35:44,240 --> 01:35:45,310 Thank you. 1259 01:35:45,640 --> 01:35:47,278 We're watching the world go by. 1260 01:35:47,360 --> 01:35:48,759 Sounds great. 1261 01:35:49,760 --> 01:35:51,910 You have no idea how terribly grief-stricken 1262 01:35:52,000 --> 01:35:54,276 we were by Miss Tran's case. 1263 01:35:54,800 --> 01:35:58,270 Jorgen has lost so much sleep over all the abuses. 1264 01:36:08,680 --> 01:36:10,398 It's humbling, huh? 1265 01:36:11,480 --> 01:36:14,552 Nature is such a patient sculptor. 1266 01:36:14,880 --> 01:36:16,712 Grinding a tiny bit 1267 01:36:16,880 --> 01:36:20,350 each day, slowly, slowly, for thousands of years, 1268 01:36:20,440 --> 01:36:25,230 to make such a supremely beautiful thing. 1269 01:36:27,560 --> 01:36:28,994 What a waste. 1270 01:36:31,160 --> 01:36:34,152 What a dreadful waste. 1271 01:36:44,000 --> 01:36:45,673 You'll have to excuse Jorgen. 1272 01:36:45,760 --> 01:36:48,991 These past few days has been especially hard. 1273 01:36:49,440 --> 01:36:52,000 Such a big decision to make, and so quickly. 1274 01:36:52,640 --> 01:36:55,439 Normally, when we visit the colony, we like to spend 1275 01:36:55,520 --> 01:36:58,876 a few days in Henningsveer, but then the news came. 1276 01:36:59,880 --> 01:37:00,870 And... 1277 01:37:01,080 --> 01:37:04,550 Yeah, well, here we are, suddenly imposing on you. 1278 01:37:04,960 --> 01:37:06,951 We scarcely had the time to pack. 1279 01:37:08,080 --> 01:37:10,037 I'm sorry, wait, what news? 1280 01:37:10,720 --> 01:37:13,360 Why, the methane release in Antarctica. 1281 01:37:13,440 --> 01:37:15,397 You must know about the methane. 1282 01:37:16,440 --> 01:37:17,430 Yeah. 1283 01:37:17,800 --> 01:37:19,552 That's not new, is it? mean... 1284 01:37:20,840 --> 01:37:22,433 New or old, 1285 01:37:23,160 --> 01:37:24,673 it's the end. 1286 01:37:25,760 --> 01:37:28,513 It's the end of everything. 1287 01:37:30,760 --> 01:37:34,719 The world has already seen five major extinctions, 1288 01:37:35,320 --> 01:37:36,958 and now there will be another. 1289 01:37:37,440 --> 01:37:40,831 I didn't want to believe it, none of us did, 1290 01:37:41,080 --> 01:37:45,074 but there we were in Helsinki, big and small, 1291 01:37:45,240 --> 01:37:47,993 Climatologists, bacteriologists, 1292 01:37:48,160 --> 01:37:51,551 demographers, physicists, immunologists. 1293 01:37:51,920 --> 01:37:55,231 Twenty-six Nobel Prize winners among us. 1294 01:37:56,000 --> 01:37:58,594 We built all the models, did all the math 1295 01:37:58,680 --> 01:38:01,593 and our conclusion was consistent. 1296 01:38:02,400 --> 01:38:05,836 Homo sapiens will soon vanish from the Earth. 1297 01:38:06,760 --> 01:38:09,752 Itis now an actuarial certainty. 1298 01:38:11,080 --> 01:38:13,435 No matter how the end will come, 1299 01:38:13,600 --> 01:38:15,796 environmental disaster, 1300 01:38:15,880 --> 01:38:20,238 pandemic disease, unbreathable air, impotable water, 1301 01:38:20,480 --> 01:38:22,869 not enough food, nuclear winter, 1302 01:38:23,000 --> 01:38:25,799 some combination of them all, 1303 01:38:27,040 --> 01:38:32,240 relatively soon the Earth will indeed purge itself of human life 1304 01:38:33,320 --> 01:38:36,073 and God knows how many other species. 1305 01:38:37,560 --> 01:38:38,959 Do you really mean extinction? 1306 01:38:39,040 --> 01:38:40,599 What about downsizing? 1307 01:38:40,680 --> 01:38:42,671 Yeah, yeah, too little too late. 1308 01:38:42,760 --> 01:38:45,718 Only 3% of the world has miniaturized. 1309 01:38:45,880 --> 01:38:47,837 There simply isn't enough time. 1310 01:38:51,840 --> 01:38:55,549 Not a very successful species, these Homo sapiens, 1311 01:38:55,960 --> 01:38:58,554 even with such great intelligence. 1312 01:38:58,880 --> 01:39:01,554 Barely 200,000 years. 1313 01:39:01,880 --> 01:39:06,954 Alligator has survived 200 million years with a brain the size of a walnut. 1314 01:39:11,640 --> 01:39:12,869 People have been predicting 1315 01:39:12,960 --> 01:39:15,554 the end of the world for thousands of years. 1316 01:39:16,560 --> 01:39:18,551 Now it's really happening. 1317 01:39:21,000 --> 01:39:23,389 1 guess somebody had to be right someday. 1318 01:39:24,840 --> 01:39:26,239 So sad. 1319 01:39:27,720 --> 01:39:29,040 Very sad. 1320 01:39:43,320 --> 01:39:46,551 Okay, I go sleep now. Good night, Paul. 1321 01:39:47,400 --> 01:39:49,311 Good night, Ngoc Lan. 1322 01:39:53,840 --> 01:39:55,990 -You okay? I fine. 1323 01:39:56,400 --> 01:39:58,914 You know, maybe I should take a look at your leg. 1324 01:39:59,080 --> 01:40:01,071 Okay. Yes, you look. 1325 01:40:06,080 --> 01:40:07,229 Yep. 1326 01:40:09,320 --> 01:40:12,073 That peg is really making the skin chafe. 1327 01:40:12,760 --> 01:40:14,114 Okay. 1328 01:40:21,760 --> 01:40:22,795 You know, 1329 01:40:23,800 --> 01:40:26,155 if somebody had told me 10 years ago 1330 01:40:26,240 --> 01:40:29,392 that one day I'd be five inches tall and divorced 1331 01:40:29,800 --> 01:40:32,633 helping a famous Vietnamese dissident get a new foot 1332 01:40:32,800 --> 01:40:35,269 while cruising up a fiord in Norway 1333 01:40:35,360 --> 01:40:38,079 discussing the end of the world with Jorgen Asbjsmsen, 1334 01:40:39,400 --> 01:40:41,311 I'd have said he was crazy. 1335 01:41:17,000 --> 01:41:18,070 I'm sorry. 1336 01:41:18,440 --> 01:41:19,874 I'm sorry, I thought... 1337 01:41:21,160 --> 01:41:22,309 Jesus, I'm such an idiot. 1338 01:41:22,880 --> 01:41:23,870 No. 1339 01:41:25,720 --> 01:41:27,950 Please. I want. 1340 01:42:05,240 --> 01:42:06,560 Good moming. 1341 01:42:09,120 --> 01:42:10,440 Good moming. 1342 01:42:13,960 --> 01:42:15,314 What's that sound? 1343 01:42:15,960 --> 01:42:17,280 A greeting. 1344 01:43:52,040 --> 01:43:54,759 That's it. That's the original colony! 1345 01:43:54,840 --> 01:43:57,593 What, and there's no net? No walls? 1346 01:43:57,680 --> 01:43:59,000 No, we've been lucky. 1347 01:43:59,080 --> 01:44:02,118 We are too close to the sea for the mosquitoes. 1348 01:44:02,440 --> 01:44:05,000 And over the years we realized that the birds, 1349 01:44:05,080 --> 01:44:06,957 they prefer the lemmings. 1350 01:44:07,280 --> 01:44:11,399 But, yes, this is where we started many years ago. 1351 01:44:47,000 --> 01:44:48,832 George, good to see you. 1352 01:44:49,280 --> 01:44:51,237 Good to see you. Welcome, welcome. 1353 01:44:51,320 --> 01:44:52,549 No, no... 1354 01:44:52,680 --> 01:44:53,670 Jorgen! 1355 01:44:54,360 --> 01:44:55,794 Anne-Helene! 1356 01:44:56,120 --> 01:45:00,557 Oh, thank God you're here! Why didn't anyone tell me? 1357 01:45:02,040 --> 01:45:04,634 I love you so much! 1358 01:45:05,640 --> 01:45:07,950 love you both so much. 1359 01:45:08,840 --> 01:45:12,071 Ever since the decision, I didn't feel right without you here. 1360 01:45:12,400 --> 01:45:14,198 And you know how I am when I worry. 1361 01:45:14,280 --> 01:45:16,078 Ican't eat, I can't sleep. 1362 01:45:16,240 --> 01:45:18,470 Ask anyone here, they tell you. 1363 01:45:18,560 --> 01:45:20,790 Sorry to interrupt, Jorgen, 1364 01:45:20,880 --> 01:45:23,076 but we need your advice. Immediately. 1365 01:45:23,160 --> 01:45:24,639 Yes. Excuse us, Solveig. 1366 01:45:24,800 --> 01:45:25,870 Of course, darling. 1367 01:45:25,960 --> 01:45:28,110 You've got important things to do. 1368 01:45:29,480 --> 01:45:32,313 Dugan, Dugan, Dusan! 1369 01:45:32,400 --> 01:45:35,472 Bless you for coming so quickly. 1370 01:45:38,000 --> 01:45:39,513 Solveig, my darling. 1371 01:45:39,600 --> 01:45:42,319 I'm always happy to help in difficult times, 1372 01:45:42,440 --> 01:45:43,589 in easy times, in happy times. 1373 01:45:43,760 --> 01:45:45,717 Its always a pleasure to come and visit you 1374 01:45:45,800 --> 01:45:47,438 and your lovely village. 1375 01:45:47,760 --> 01:45:49,990 tis lovely, isn't it? 1376 01:45:50,360 --> 01:45:53,671 I can't bear to think I won't see it again. 1377 01:45:54,360 --> 01:45:58,513 You know, I'm the one who made this colony possible in the first place. 1378 01:45:58,800 --> 01:46:01,519 I've been coming since I was just a baby. 1379 01:46:01,880 --> 01:46:04,076 I remember one time... 1380 01:46:04,960 --> 01:46:07,156 Wait. I know you. 1381 01:46:07,840 --> 01:46:10,400 You were in my dream last night! 1382 01:46:10,640 --> 01:46:13,154 You were a horse, or a pony. 1383 01:46:13,320 --> 01:46:14,993 Something very strong! 1384 01:46:15,320 --> 01:46:16,833 And I mounted you 1385 01:46:16,920 --> 01:46:20,470 and rode you through a dangerous forest. 1386 01:46:21,160 --> 01:46:23,674 -Okay. -And here you are, 1387 01:46:24,000 --> 01:46:26,150 right before we leave. 1388 01:46:26,520 --> 01:46:28,511 Another miracle! 1389 01:46:29,000 --> 01:46:31,594 You are coming with us, aren't you? 1390 01:46:32,160 --> 01:46:33,355 Where are you going? 1391 01:46:35,200 --> 01:46:36,520 In there. 1392 01:46:36,920 --> 01:46:38,593 Would you like to see? 1393 01:46:50,600 --> 01:46:51,795 Where this go? 1394 01:46:52,480 --> 01:46:54,232 To the vault! 1395 01:46:55,160 --> 01:46:56,833 -The vault? -Yes. 1396 01:46:57,000 --> 01:46:59,992 We've been working on it almost since the very beginning. 1397 01:47:00,840 --> 01:47:02,990 When Jorgen made his big discovery, 1398 01:47:03,400 --> 01:47:06,074 I said, "Look, Jorgen, you're a genius 1399 01:47:06,320 --> 01:47:10,678 and downsizing is a genius idea, no one is questioning that, 1400 01:47:10,920 --> 01:47:14,356 but what if people don't accept it? 1401 01:47:14,600 --> 01:47:17,114 What if it doesn't come out on time?" 1402 01:47:17,880 --> 01:47:20,235 Anyway, this is what they came up with. 1403 01:47:20,360 --> 01:47:22,271 On my suggestion. 1404 01:47:22,880 --> 01:47:26,999 Torvald, be a sweetheart and give our friends a little tour. 1405 01:47:28,040 --> 01:47:29,030 Sure. 1406 01:47:29,440 --> 01:47:32,512 The tunnel leads to a vault 1.6 kilometers 1407 01:47:32,600 --> 01:47:34,113 inside the Earth's lithosphere 1408 01:47:34,400 --> 01:47:37,756 and is encased in a double layer of Inconel 625. 1409 01:47:38,080 --> 01:47:41,630 In addition to maintaining a broad spectrum of biodiversity, 1410 01:47:41,920 --> 01:47:45,231 the vault is equipped with fields for growing foods, 1411 01:47:45,400 --> 01:47:49,189 forests for lumber, livestock for animal husbandry... 1412 01:47:49,600 --> 01:47:53,833 The residential areas are spacious and easily expandable 1413 01:47:54,080 --> 01:47:56,435 to provide for future generations. 1414 01:47:57,680 --> 01:48:00,194 Wait, but... That's not all underground. 1415 01:48:00,360 --> 01:48:01,475 Oh, yes. 1416 01:48:01,760 --> 01:48:04,513 Our new small size makes it possible. 1417 01:48:04,680 --> 01:48:08,674 Otherwise we never could have dreamed of preserving so much of the world 1418 01:48:08,960 --> 01:48:11,076 in a single safe place. 1419 01:48:11,320 --> 01:48:13,231 This is brilliant! 1420 01:48:14,000 --> 01:48:16,674 I mean, isn't this brilliant? It's like Noah's Ark! 1421 01:48:17,520 --> 01:48:18,510 Yes, exactly. 1422 01:48:18,600 --> 01:48:20,238 It's Noah's Ark. 1423 01:48:20,320 --> 01:48:23,312 So, what do you do for power? Is it nuclear? 1424 01:48:23,400 --> 01:48:25,391 No, no, 100% geothermal. 1425 01:48:25,680 --> 01:48:27,796 And we have interoperable organic systems 1426 01:48:27,880 --> 01:48:30,599 to manage production of artificial sunlight, 1427 01:48:30,680 --> 01:48:34,833 oxygen, CO2 elimination, water purification, and so on. 1428 01:48:37,520 --> 01:48:39,670 And how long will you stay down there? 1429 01:48:40,000 --> 01:48:41,673 Torvald, how long is it? 1430 01:48:42,000 --> 01:48:43,479 8,000 years? 1431 01:48:43,800 --> 01:48:45,359 Well, something like that. 1432 01:48:45,440 --> 01:48:48,239 Just until the surface environment stabilizes. 1433 01:48:51,560 --> 01:48:54,313 It's not unprecedented what we are doing here. 1434 01:48:54,720 --> 01:48:56,950 Less than 100,000 years ago, 1435 01:48:57,040 --> 01:48:59,634 humans underwent a near extinction. 1436 01:49:00,080 --> 01:49:01,912 Maybe 2,000 survived. 1437 01:49:02,080 --> 01:49:03,354 And from that handful 1438 01:49:03,440 --> 01:49:05,829 came all of the billions of people you see today. 1439 01:49:06,000 --> 01:49:08,276 Rebooting the species. It's nothing new. 1440 01:49:08,360 --> 01:49:09,475 Yeah, exactly. 1441 01:49:17,920 --> 01:49:19,433 My friends. 1442 01:49:19,920 --> 01:49:21,399 Many years ago, 1443 01:49:21,480 --> 01:49:24,438 when we discovered cellular miniaturization, 1444 01:49:24,880 --> 01:49:30,319 the world which had seemed so doomed felt suddenly so full of possibilities. 1445 01:49:31,520 --> 01:49:34,034 So, until very recently, 1446 01:49:34,120 --> 01:49:35,519 I maintained hope 1447 01:49:35,680 --> 01:49:38,433 that the contingency plan we embark upon tomorrow 1448 01:49:38,520 --> 01:49:40,670 could remain simply that. 1449 01:49:41,440 --> 01:49:42,874 Aplan. 1450 01:49:44,400 --> 01:49:45,470 But 1451 01:49:46,080 --> 01:49:47,912 history has spoken. 1452 01:49:48,480 --> 01:49:52,838 And this is our final dinner in the place we called home 1453 01:49:52,920 --> 01:49:54,672 for so many years. 1454 01:49:55,320 --> 01:49:58,676 Yes, we are sad to leave. 1455 01:49:59,720 --> 01:50:03,554 And terribly sad for the reasons why. 1456 01:50:05,160 --> 01:50:08,391 But man is too beautiful, 1457 01:50:09,720 --> 01:50:12,599 too improbable a lifeform 1458 01:50:12,680 --> 01:50:16,435 to be allowed to disappear forever from the cosmos. 1459 01:50:19,120 --> 01:50:20,269 Now then, 1460 01:50:22,000 --> 01:50:24,469 I would like to ask the surviving members 1461 01:50:24,560 --> 01:50:26,995 of the original colony to stand. 1462 01:50:40,160 --> 01:50:41,434 Look at him. 1463 01:50:41,840 --> 01:50:43,353 Little Ronni. 1464 01:50:43,600 --> 01:50:45,352 How he has grown. 1465 01:50:50,480 --> 01:50:55,156 I ask you again, as I asked you $0 many years ago. 1466 01:50:56,400 --> 01:50:58,232 Generations to come, 1467 01:50:58,320 --> 01:51:03,076 perhaps all of humanity will thank you for your bravery and commitment. 1468 01:51:03,680 --> 01:51:05,000 But you must ask yourself 1469 01:51:05,080 --> 01:51:07,879 whether you are truly ready to enter a new world, 1470 01:51:08,320 --> 01:51:11,153 for there will be no tuming back. 1471 01:51:12,920 --> 01:51:14,319 Are you ready? 1472 01:51:20,920 --> 01:51:22,752 Is everyone ready? 1473 01:51:28,640 --> 01:51:32,793 We are ready! We are ready! We are ready! 1474 01:52:12,120 --> 01:52:13,110 Paul! 1475 01:52:15,040 --> 01:52:16,030 Yeah. 1476 01:52:16,480 --> 01:52:18,039 Can you come down here? 1477 01:52:23,240 --> 01:52:26,358 Where you go? I look many place for you. 1478 01:52:27,760 --> 01:52:29,194 I was just here. 1479 01:52:29,280 --> 01:52:30,429 I talk with Mr. Dusan. 1480 01:52:30,520 --> 01:52:33,239 He say fat lady pay, he ready go back. 1481 01:52:33,760 --> 01:52:34,750 I happy for that. 1482 01:52:34,840 --> 01:52:37,832 Too long time away from Sefior Cardenas and Mrs. Lopez. 1483 01:52:39,160 --> 01:52:40,912 I worry too much for them. 1484 01:52:41,200 --> 01:52:44,238 Ngoc Lan, you can't just be worried for a few little people 1485 01:52:44,520 --> 01:52:45,919 thousands of miles away. 1486 01:52:46,600 --> 01:52:48,511 You have to look at the big picture. 1487 01:52:49,680 --> 01:52:51,398 Why you say like this? 1488 01:52:51,480 --> 01:52:55,075 Well, because Mr. Cardenas and Mrs. Lopez, 1489 01:52:55,920 --> 01:52:57,877 they don't stand a chance. 1490 01:52:58,000 --> 01:52:59,559 None of us do. 1491 01:52:59,640 --> 01:53:01,074 It's over. 1492 01:53:03,240 --> 01:53:04,753 You want go with them. 1493 01:53:05,360 --> 01:53:07,317 And I want you to come with me. 1494 01:53:09,320 --> 01:53:10,469 You crazy man! 1495 01:53:10,640 --> 01:53:13,553 Always I know you stupid, now I see you crazy, too! 1496 01:53:13,680 --> 01:53:16,194 How am I crazy? You heard them. 1497 01:53:16,280 --> 01:53:18,590 This is the only chance for the survival of our species. 1498 01:53:18,680 --> 01:53:19,829 That's huge! 1499 01:53:20,000 --> 01:53:21,479 You want to help people? 1500 01:53:21,560 --> 01:53:23,915 These are the people that you should be helping. 1501 01:53:24,600 --> 01:53:27,797 The future of humanity is down that hole! 1502 01:53:28,400 --> 01:53:30,118 Who you help down there? 1503 01:53:30,280 --> 01:53:33,398 People here need help, not down stupid hole. 1504 01:53:35,000 --> 01:53:36,559 Mr. Dugan! Mr. Konrad! 1505 01:53:37,160 --> 01:53:38,389 Talk to crazy Paul. 1506 01:53:38,480 --> 01:53:41,040 He want go down hole, me go with him! 1507 01:53:41,120 --> 01:53:42,519 Paul, Paul, Paul. 1508 01:53:42,600 --> 01:53:44,557 Why you want to do such a silly thing? 1509 01:53:45,200 --> 01:53:49,194 Dusan, these people are actually trying to do something to save the human race. 1510 01:53:49,440 --> 01:53:50,760 I want to be a part of that. 1511 01:53:50,840 --> 01:53:52,274 Okay, fine. You want to help, 1512 01:53:52,360 --> 01:53:54,670 then do what I did, give them a semen sample. 1513 01:53:54,760 --> 01:53:56,080 I did it, too. 1514 01:53:56,160 --> 01:53:58,276 A much more pleasant way to help. 1515 01:53:58,360 --> 01:54:00,192 If 'm not supposed to be a part of this thing, 1516 01:54:00,280 --> 01:54:02,078 then what am I doing here? 1517 01:54:03,240 --> 01:54:04,833 Why didn't I become a doctor? 1518 01:54:05,280 --> 01:54:07,794 Why did I downsize? Why did my wife abandon me? 1519 01:54:07,880 --> 01:54:10,474 Dusan, how did you just happen to be my neighbor? 1520 01:54:10,640 --> 01:54:12,631 And, Ngoc Lan, why are you the only person 1521 01:54:12,720 --> 01:54:13,915 who survived that box, 1522 01:54:14,000 --> 01:54:17,038 and you just happen to be cleaning Dusan's place on that day? 1523 01:54:17,320 --> 01:54:19,675 And had you not lost your leg, I wouldn't have tried to help you, 1524 01:54:19,920 --> 01:54:21,797 which, as usual, I screwed up. 1525 01:54:21,880 --> 01:54:23,996 And why did I screw it up? 1526 01:54:24,080 --> 01:54:27,596 So that I could be here, right at the exact moment 1527 01:54:27,680 --> 01:54:29,478 to go down into that tunnel. 1528 01:54:30,360 --> 01:54:33,751 I finally have a chance to do something that matters! 1529 01:54:34,240 --> 01:54:35,992 Paul, come on, now you talking crazy. 1530 01:54:36,400 --> 01:54:38,755 These people, they're wonderful, but... 1531 01:54:38,840 --> 01:54:40,911 It's like a cult. t's a cult! 1532 01:54:41,000 --> 01:54:42,877 And the extinction, it's not gonna happen 1533 01:54:42,960 --> 01:54:44,758 for, you know, maybe a few hundred years. 1534 01:54:44,840 --> 01:54:47,229 Has nothing to do with you. Forget it. 1535 01:54:47,320 --> 01:54:49,960 Besides, you think they won't behave like people always behave? 1536 01:54:50,200 --> 01:54:52,316 They're all going to go insane down there and kill each other. 1537 01:54:52,560 --> 01:54:54,995 They go extinct long before we do. 1538 01:55:05,600 --> 01:55:06,954 Don't worry, darling. 1539 01:55:07,040 --> 01:55:08,075 He said it himself. 1540 01:55:08,160 --> 01:55:10,720 Nothing he ever wants to do works out. 1541 01:55:47,960 --> 01:55:49,633 It's a beautiful day, huh? 1542 01:55:50,680 --> 01:55:53,149 I mean, knowing this is the last ime Il see the real sun, 1543 01:55:53,240 --> 01:55:55,800 it makes it so vibrant. 1544 01:55:59,840 --> 01:56:03,959 I ask you question. You say me true, okay? 1545 01:56:04,040 --> 01:56:05,110 Of course. 1546 01:56:05,440 --> 01:56:07,033 Other night on boat, 1547 01:56:07,520 --> 01:56:09,079 what kind of fuck you give me? 1548 01:56:09,760 --> 01:56:10,750 What? 1549 01:56:10,840 --> 01:56:12,592 What kind of fuck you give me? 1550 01:56:13,640 --> 01:56:15,597 What kind? I... I don't... 1551 01:56:15,680 --> 01:56:17,910 American people, eight kind of fuck. 1552 01:56:18,320 --> 01:56:21,278 Love fuck, hate fuck, sex-only fuck, 1553 01:56:21,440 --> 01:56:25,798 break-up fuck, make-up fuck, drunk fuck, buddy fuck, pity fuck. 1554 01:56:26,120 --> 01:56:28,634 Okay, I have no idea where you heard that, but... 1555 01:56:28,720 --> 01:56:30,074 Third host family. 1556 01:56:30,160 --> 01:56:32,470 Okay, that is just wrong. 1557 01:56:32,720 --> 01:56:37,635 There's a whole spectrum of emotions and motivations. 1558 01:56:38,120 --> 01:56:40,270 And don't say "fuck." It's vulgar. 1559 01:56:40,360 --> 01:56:43,910 Say something else. Like, you know, "make love," or something. I don't know. 1560 01:56:44,160 --> 01:56:46,151 So, was love fuck? 1561 01:56:49,240 --> 01:56:50,878 Okay, what is this all about? 1562 01:56:54,760 --> 01:56:57,479 You look for me, you want help me, 1563 01:56:57,560 --> 01:56:58,914 you make fuck with me. 1564 01:56:59,320 --> 01:57:01,311 Now you go down stupid hole. 1565 01:57:02,080 --> 01:57:03,718 So lry to think 1566 01:57:04,400 --> 01:57:06,391 what kind of fuck you give me. 1567 01:57:07,400 --> 01:57:10,153 I think maybe pity fuck. For leg. 1568 01:57:10,240 --> 01:57:12,914 No. No. Ngoc Lan, 1569 01:57:13,480 --> 01:57:15,630 I care about you, deeply. 1570 01:57:16,160 --> 01:57:18,470 You are such an extraordinary person, 1571 01:57:18,760 --> 01:57:21,229 and I just admire you so much. 1572 01:57:22,080 --> 01:57:23,673 More than anything. 1573 01:57:24,240 --> 01:57:25,833 I want you to come with me. 1574 01:57:29,560 --> 01:57:31,790 People always say me I strong. 1575 01:57:33,640 --> 01:57:35,711 Okay, maybe Vietnam 1576 01:57:37,000 --> 01:57:39,355 I organize many protest, 1577 01:57:39,560 --> 01:57:43,235 survive two year prison, punish me make small. 1578 01:57:43,600 --> 01:57:46,194 I only person survive TV box. 1579 01:57:46,560 --> 01:57:50,076 I walk around, no foot. Take care for other people. 1580 01:57:50,840 --> 01:57:53,673 But I woman. Feeling. 1581 01:57:56,040 --> 01:57:59,032 I'm sorry. I really am. 1582 01:58:00,080 --> 01:58:03,232 It's so easy for me to see who you are. 1583 01:58:04,160 --> 01:58:06,390 But if I don't do this, who am I? 1584 01:58:07,440 --> 01:58:09,556 I mean, really, who am I? 1585 01:58:10,120 --> 01:58:11,952 You Paul Safranek! 1586 01:58:12,560 --> 01:58:14,073 You good man! 1587 01:58:19,800 --> 01:58:21,711 Look, Ngoc Lan, butterflies! 1588 02:00:07,440 --> 02:00:09,272 I guess this is it. 1589 02:00:10,520 --> 02:00:11,715 Konrad. 1590 02:00:12,720 --> 02:00:14,393 Very nice to have met you. 1591 02:00:15,040 --> 02:00:16,553 Pleasure was mine. 1592 02:00:16,960 --> 02:00:18,519 Good luck in there, Paul. 1593 02:00:29,760 --> 02:00:31,637 Take care of yourself. 1594 02:00:32,560 --> 02:00:33,630 I will, 1595 02:00:34,440 --> 02:00:35,555 You, 100. 1596 02:00:36,440 --> 02:00:39,080 I will miss my funny neighbor. 1597 02:00:54,960 --> 02:00:56,280 Your Bible. 1598 02:00:59,880 --> 02:01:01,871 But it's in Vietnamese. 1599 02:01:03,360 --> 02:01:04,998 Words not matter. 1600 02:01:06,400 --> 02:01:07,959 Remember me. 1601 02:01:21,360 --> 02:01:22,998 You go away now. 1602 02:02:16,320 --> 02:02:17,310 Excuse me. 1603 02:02:17,400 --> 02:02:21,075 Hi. Is it just me, or are we walking uphill? 1604 02:02:21,600 --> 02:02:23,830 Yes. Prevents flooding. 1605 02:02:24,120 --> 02:02:26,794 -Tunde. -Hi. Paul. 1606 02:02:28,000 --> 02:02:29,479 I's just a few hours climb 1607 02:02:29,560 --> 02:02:31,358 before we begin the descent to the vault. 1608 02:02:31,680 --> 02:02:33,557 Well, how long is the whole walk? 1609 02:02:33,800 --> 02:02:35,677 Eleven hours, something like that. 1610 02:02:35,960 --> 02:02:38,236 See you down there. Stay hydrated. 1611 02:03:34,560 --> 02:03:36,073 Wai! 1612 02:03:37,560 --> 02:03:38,675 No, wait. 1613 02:03:39,960 --> 02:03:41,394 Thank you so much. 1614 02:03:42,160 --> 02:03:44,197 Wait, my bag. No, no, no. -Leave it! 1615 02:03:44,920 --> 02:03:47,639 I fold you nothing ever works out for this guy. 1616 02:03:47,920 --> 02:03:50,070 It's going to blow. Run! 1617 02:03:53,040 --> 02:03:54,030 Paul! 1618 02:03:55,040 --> 02:03:56,269 Ngoc Lan! 1619 02:04:04,800 --> 02:04:06,632 Iwas thinking about what you were saying. 1620 02:04:06,720 --> 02:04:08,631 And I realized you were right. 1621 02:04:09,240 --> 02:04:10,913 I am Paul Safranek. 1622 02:04:12,120 --> 02:04:13,997 And what you were asking? 1623 02:04:15,240 --> 02:04:17,072 ltwas a love fuck. 1624 02:05:37,920 --> 02:05:39,399 And to think 1625 02:05:40,640 --> 02:05:42,995 one day, all of this... 1626 02:05:47,280 --> 02:05:51,877 Now maybe you understand little bit how I feel after survive TV box. 1627 02:05:58,240 --> 02:06:00,595 When you know death come soon, 1628 02:06:01,760 --> 02:06:04,354 you look around things more close. 1629 02:07:10,840 --> 02:07:12,751 Wait here. I'l be right back. 1630 02:07:13,200 --> 02:07:15,953 I want go, too. I want see Rosa new baby. 1631 02:07:16,040 --> 02:07:18,793 No, see the baby tomorrow. It's pouring! 1632 02:07:22,360 --> 02:07:23,350 Hurry. 1633 02:07:23,440 --> 02:07:27,752 Don't forget, we still need go see Philippine man, take care for his arm. 1634 02:07:28,000 --> 02:07:30,355 I know. Stop obsessing, will you?