Political "Non Sequiturs."Springfield, Illinois, State Journal [Republican](13 June 1856)
Mr. Sumner has the mark of Cain on his brow
but it don't follow that he was Abel to defend
himself.
Dr. Kane stirred us up with his North Pole
Expedition, but it don't follow that we are
to be knocked down by South Poles.
The Missouri bullies are very insolent just
now in Kansas, but it don't follow they can sass
us with impunity.
One might have been safe in the company of
the quiet Poole, but it don't follow that the
proximity of blustering Brooks is equally agreeable.
Mr. Brooks may like to cut people to pieces
with his cane, but it don't follow that they
ought not to make him cut his stick out of Congress.
Mr. Brooks may be very fond of "Uncle Butler,"
but it don't follow that Mr. Sumner may
not be equally fond of Aunty Slavery.
Mr. Buchanan may be nominated by the Cincinnati
Convention, but it don't follow that he
will be elected -- not by a jug full. STARLIGHT.
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