Three things to think about:
>
> 1. Cows
>
> 2. The Constitution
>
> 3. The Ten Commandments
>
>
> COWS: Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that our 
> government
> can track a single cow born in Canada almost three years ago, right to
the
> stall where she sleeps in the state of Washington ? And, they tracked
her
> calves right to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million
> illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give each
of
> them a cow.
>
>
> THE CONSTITUTION: They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for
Iraq 
> .
> Why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really
smart
> guys, it has worked for over 200 years, and we're not using it
anymore.
>
> THE TEN COMMANDMENTS: The real reason that we can't have the Ten
> Commandments posted in a courthouse is this:
>
> You cannot post
>
> "Thou Shalt Not Steal,
> "Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery"
> "Thou Shall Not Lie"
>
> in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians. It creates a 
> hostile
> work environment.
>