Hey Professor Borrowdale,

When I read your posting, "What Is
Knowledge?" I had to check something
out.

I called my Momma, well I called Hank,
who had to walk across the courtyard to
my Momma's Airstream seeing as he had
the closest phone. With Mommas
Airstream being up on uneven blocks,
and Momma's fondness for her morning
pint of Boon's Farm Strawberry Wine, it
took enough time for her to get to the
telephone for me to do some thinking.
I decided to get a second opinion after I
finished my call to Momma.

She said that them boys at the weekly
world news had it right. Momma had
talked to her cousin Lulu, Lulu had heard
it from her Aunt Linda, and Aunt Linda had
heard it from the meter reader that there
had in fact been a Two Headed Space
Alien borne just two counties over. With
this being the case I was pretty sure I had
the truth, both tried and attested to.
Seeing as this is for a college class, And
some folks might not believe my Third
Cousin Linda ( Also she is being my first
cousin ) I felt I should get a reliable
source of collaboration.

I called Elvis.